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PostPosted: Thu Jul 27, 2006 7:53 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Mmm, maybe should advise the other lad when he appears as a contact that I have a tug-boat located in completly the other direction, say 85Km Twisted Evil

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 27, 2006 11:54 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Man, I feel just terrible. The money seems to have floated out into the water and seems to have settled on the shore of a tiny little island. Sad

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 27, 2006 1:05 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

OMG - fancy that! A croc must have had it. I suggest your lad provokes the crocs to 'open wide' so he can check them out for the loot.

Can this one swim? It can't have got far yet.

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 27, 2006 1:26 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I wonder if we can get him to take a picture of himself with Gilligan and the Skipper...
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 27, 2006 2:13 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

YeaWhatever wrote:
Man, I feel just terrible. The money seems to have floated out into the water and seems to have settled on the shore of a tiny little island. Sad


There is the small problem of the trunkbox being some 615 feet above sea level.
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 27, 2006 2:35 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

TurkeyTrotter wrote:
There is the small problem of the trunkbox being some 615 feet above sea level.


What, you can't have a river above sea level?
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 27, 2006 2:45 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Update

Larry emailed us this morning. He is pretty pissed. Apparently the box floated out into the river! Shocked Emi had to backtrack just to call him and tell him the news. I had a nice chat with Larry...can read it below.

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me: Larry, are you there?
10:16 AM Larry: yes
me: where is Emi?
10:17 AM Larry: he went back to the money
me: can he see it?
Larry: no. only the rocks
me: damn
Larry: you need to go and help him
me: I can't
10:18 AM Larry: ???
me: if I leave camp now, there will be problems
I can't just pick up and leave in the middle of the day Larry
Can Emi reach the rocks?
10:19 AM Larry: this is important, you need to find a excuse
emi can not get to the rocks
it is far away
me: how far?
Larry: i do not know
he says real far
10:20 AM why did you put it in water?
me: I did not put it in the water!
I put it on the bank of the river
something must of washed it away
that is not important now
Emi needs to get the money soon
Larry: there is no tide in the river
10:21 AM me: I know that
Im just saying that I dont think I put it in the river
it was dark when I dropped it off
but that is not important now
10:22 AM what is Emi doing now?
Larry: i do not know
i can not talk to him now
he is too far for his phone to work
10:23 AM me: is he planning on calling you anytime today?
Larry: yes
emi is low on money
a boat will cost a lot i think
10:24 AM me: how much money does he have?
Larry: about 400USD i think
10:25 AM me: that should be plenty
he doesn't need a large boat
does Emi know how to swim?
10:26 AM Larry: I sent him with 5000R
emi can not swim
it is too far to swim
me: ok. you said that he could see the rocks...I figured it wouldn't be too far to swim out there
10:27 AM Larry: i can see clouds that does not mean i can fly!
10:28 AM me: we need to stop bickering and figure out a solution here Larry
what time will Emi be calling you?
Larry: i do not know
10:29 AM me: if he calls, you need to tell him to secure a boat
Larry: not all people there speak english
10:30 AM this will be hard for him
me: i know...but i cannot leave right now
it will most definitely raise suspicions
10:31 AM Larry: i will talk to emi about a boat
me: thank you
10:32 AM luckily, it looks like the money isn't moving anymore
it's stuck
Larry: no it is not moving
me: that is good
talk to Emi and email me back immediately
Larry: what if it moves again
me: if I have a chance, I will try calling you later today
10:33 AM if Emi is right, and it is up against those rocks, I highly doubt that
10:34 AM Larry: what color is the box?
10:35 AM me: it's black
about the size of personal luggage
10:36 AM Larry: how is it the it can float when it is full
me: its a container we use for collecting artifacts...it is very strong, made of a plastic polymer...and it can float.
10:37 AM it can take a beating...no doubt about that
thats why I used it
was Emi able to drive all the way down to the pick up point?
10:38 AM Larry: no. that is another thing
it is a long walk
he is very mad about that
10:39 AM me: he will get over it once we secure the money
which brings me to my next question
what kind of cut does he want now?
Larry: 30%
me: tell Emi that is acceptable
10:40 AM I need to get back to work Larry...you will email me as soon as Emi calls?
Larry: yes
i am too mad to talk to you anyhow
10:41 AM me: I understand...but I did not intend for things to go this way
let's try to keep a level head here
please email once Emi has contacted you
Larry: ok
me: bye bye for now

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 27, 2006 2:55 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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i am too mad to talk to you anyhow

ahahahahahaha

I hope to god that you guys are going to record some phone calls. Please tell me you are.

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 27, 2006 2:58 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Unfortunately we aren't set up to record calls...at least I dont think we are. YW does the phone convos and I am actually pleased that Larry is so angry with us that he doesnt want to talk. That way we can just chat with him Very Happy

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 27, 2006 3:00 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Time to pump up the volume and burst into song.

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 27, 2006 3:00 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Holy crap! I get back from a meeting and look what I find. BRILLIANT WORK BW OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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10:26 AM Larry: I sent him with 5000R
emi can not swim
it is too far to swim
me: ok. you said that he could see the rocks...I figured it wouldn't be too far to swim out there
10:27 AM Larry: i can see clouds that does not mean i can fly!
10:28 AM me: we need to stop bickering and figure out a solution here Larry


What? He cannot fly? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 27, 2006 3:00 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

"i can see clouds that does not mean i can fly!"

I think I might add that to my sig...hehe

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 27, 2006 3:05 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Recording phone calls. I am basically stupid when it comes to my laptop at home. For instance, when I speak into the headset, SoundEdit Pro picks up my voice, but not the lads. I cannot get soundboards to pump their output to the lad either. I need to figure this out one of these days because I have a really cool King Julian soundbaord that I want to use.

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 27, 2006 3:07 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Good stuff! Laughing Now all we need is...

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 27, 2006 3:07 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

@YW

Yeah...most of those programs only record one side of the convo. There is a virtual cable program somewhere that would essentially tie both ends into one recording but it is touchy to say the least. Ecamm has the recorder for skype but it is only for mac and costs 13 bucks. The demo I tried out works flawlessly and records each convo on a separate channel to boot! Hopefully they will come out with the program for all you lousy Windows users Wink

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 27, 2006 3:48 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I laughed at the clouds comment too. What a great comeback by a lad!!!!

More importantly:

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was Emi able to drive all the way down to the pick up point?
10:38 AM Larry: no. that is another thing
it is a long walk
he is very mad about that


And he's going to do it again!!!! Great job guys.

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 27, 2006 4:44 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

What the hell is Emi's problem??? He's hired a car to drive him out there, can't he use the spare tire to float out to the rocks? Twisted Evil

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Larry: i can see clouds that does not mean i can fly!

BTW, that has to be one of the best lines I've ever heard from a lad Laughing

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 27, 2006 5:53 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Poster for this safari...still a work in progress

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 27, 2006 5:59 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

"Cruel of the Nile"? Smile
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 27, 2006 6:17 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

jazz_trpt wrote:
"Cruel of the Nile"? Smile


I like that!

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 27, 2006 6:26 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

LOL! Nice work to all of you involved on this bait. The cloud comment was hillarious. I give props to your lad for coming up with that one. Laughing

Would your lad be willing to hike bare feet? He has to feel the texture of the sand. The sand change and position will indicate where the current has taken the trunk box. Hopefully your lad will pick up a few parasites and blisters in the process.

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 27, 2006 7:50 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Just in...our boi Emi found a boat. But it will cost him the rest of the money he has. Larry is telling me that if the money isn't found, that we will have to give Emi some money to get back home Twisted Evil

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 27, 2006 7:52 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I laughed out loud at the clouds comment too. Great one. I didnt think the lads were smart enough to come up with something like that.

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 27, 2006 8:01 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I think YeaWhatever is going to have to reconfigure his safari calculator to get an accurate rating on this one. Excellent work guys! Laughing

The suspense is killing me!

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 27, 2006 8:07 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

This has got to be a first in baiting history. Two lads, two different baits, in two different boats.

And yes, I guess that the Safari Calculator will need some additional work. It never occured to me when I wrote it that a lad might actually be taking a boat somewhere.

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