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jojobean
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Mon Jul 24, 2006 1:35 pm |
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This trunk box can travel any where it likes. A dot that moves as freely as YW thinks, so there should be no problem jumping over dams, traveling South on a river that flows North, then turning back around and traveling North. This trunk box is quite amazing actually. Maybe a hippo ate it and he needs to gut the hippo in order to get it out. |
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Big Worm
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YeaWhatever
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Mon Jul 24, 2006 2:29 pm |
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HAHAHAHAHA Our lad will be in Egypt on Wednesday. |
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Big Worm
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Orinoco!
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Mon Jul 24, 2006 2:50 pm |
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Excellent news . Have a deadline that day, so will need something funny to ease the pain |
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YeaWhatever
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Mon Jul 24, 2006 2:50 pm |
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You will find the money here: http://gpsflight.catholiccall.org/trackers/062206/60.html |
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daavros
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Joined: 18 Nov 2003
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Mon Jul 24, 2006 3:02 pm |
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Quality. I hope he packs a sun hat |
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BRUIN
Baiting Guru
Joined: 10 Apr 2006
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Mon Jul 24, 2006 3:18 pm |
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Wonderful news!!! Is this lad 2 or lad 1 who is arriving on Wednesday?
Bruin
(You know, it would be excellent if we knew a lad's travel plans far enough in advance to arrange for a reception at the Cairo airport - - Some Egyptian scammer with a "U R Idiot" sign or something like that) |
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YeaWhatever
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Mon Jul 24, 2006 3:24 pm |
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This is lad #1. I still have serious doubts that lad #2 will ever go. |
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<i>"i have arrive safe in namibia"</i> - Tony Kalabi - The Road to the Skeleton Coast
<i>"he is in aswan"</i> - Larry Ken - The Road to Abu Sunbul
The Road to the Hot Zone</a>
<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=89779" target="_blank"> The Making of a TWAT</a>
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YeaWhatever
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Mon Jul 24, 2006 3:47 pm |
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Lad #2 is a mega-A-hole. I really hope that we can convince him to go. It will be a pleasure to watch this turd suffer.
He is still insisting that he is a "high ranking government official". Sure you are dickweed.
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<i>"i have arrive safe in namibia"</i> - Tony Kalabi - The Road to the Skeleton Coast
<i>"he is in aswan"</i> - Larry Ken - The Road to Abu Sunbul
The Road to the Hot Zone</a>
<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=89779" target="_blank"> The Making of a TWAT</a>
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GoldDalek
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Joined: 25 Feb 2006
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Mon Jul 24, 2006 3:50 pm |
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^^^^
If I read his reply right, he's saying he's an honest scammer |
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
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Mon Jul 24, 2006 4:12 pm |
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daavros wrote: |
Quality. I hope he packs a sun hat |
I don't.
I think he needs to pack some accelerator instead. And don't bother bringing water. There is no need. There are numerous watering holes on the way. At least that is what the mirages will show. |
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Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
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YeaWhatever
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Mon Jul 24, 2006 4:18 pm |
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Where we are sending him is a 24 mile walk along the banks of the Nile. There is no road there. I understand that the temp can get as high as 130 degrees there. If he has any brains at all, he will need to bring water. Of course he can always decide to get a drink out of the river (which we will strongly encourage him to do). Water from the Nile is among the purest on earth. I am pretty sure that is where they get Avian water from, right? Or do I have the Nile confused with another body of water? Man..........with all this............ desert........ heat, it's hard........... to......... think.................. zzzzzzzzzzzzz |
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<i>"We are in Kampala."</i> - Bernard Martin - The Road to the Bwindi Impenetrable Forest
<i>"i have arrive safe in namibia"</i> - Tony Kalabi - The Road to the Skeleton Coast
<i>"he is in aswan"</i> - Larry Ken - The Road to Abu Sunbul
The Road to the Hot Zone</a>
<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=89779" target="_blank"> The Making of a TWAT</a>
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jojobean
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Mon Jul 24, 2006 4:26 pm |
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I think he will also need to bring some bloody, rotten, stinky meat to repel all of the vultures and hyenas and what have you. You know, that smell would make them go away for sure.
That is going to be a nice fun walk once he gets there. So much lies ahead for this boy. We have some fantastic plans for the wee one. |
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Omar Edo-Abeche
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Emi - S Africa-Egypt-Sudan 10k miles
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Kevin Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2 5k miles x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles
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jojobean
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Mon Jul 24, 2006 4:39 pm |
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By the way, for those who are worried about the lad, the forecast looks pleasant for this area.
http://www.weather.com/outlook/events/weddings/monthly/EGXX0003?from=yest_topnav_wedding
BWAHHAHAHAhAHAHAHAHAHHAH!!!! |
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Omar Edo-Abeche
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Emi - S Africa-Egypt-Sudan 10k miles
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Kevin Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2 5k miles x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles
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thud419
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Mon Jul 24, 2006 6:05 pm |
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Around Aswan the Nile is clean enough. I've consumed it and aside from the expected minor digestive problems, I'm still here. The bad bits are further north where it runs slow enough to get stagnant. Then you get very nasty parasites. It isn't even safe to bathe in it. That is a bad side-effect of the dam; the annual floods cleaned out the river each year. IIRC, a good side-effect of the dam is it keeps the crocodiles behind it. |
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jojobean
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Mon Jul 24, 2006 6:43 pm |
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The bad bits are further north where it runs slow enough to get stagnant |
Then that is where we shall try and get him to drink from. We would like to have him travel as much of the Nile and as much of Egypt as possible. We want him to get the whole Sahara experience. |
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Emi - S Africa-Egypt-Sudan 10k miles
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Kevin Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2 5k miles x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles
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asiaguy
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Mon Jul 24, 2006 6:55 pm |
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I think he needs to pack some accelerator instead |
Yes. Crisco or Mazola make excellent sun block material. You know it's working when you hear the sizzling noise. |
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Xenon
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Mon Jul 24, 2006 9:48 pm |
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when you hear the sizzling noise. |
I beleve Lard has the same sun blocking effect |
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YeaWhatever
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Mon Jul 24, 2006 9:52 pm |
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The lad that will be coming on Wednesday has been sent a hand drawn map created by Big Worm (I'll post it on the website when I get home). It should put the lad at ease about everything until he actually gets there and has to use. The map is totally vauge and fails to leave out the important fact that the lad will have to walk the last 24 miles. Ooops. I guess that BW is a better baiter than a map maker. |
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<i>"We are in Kampala."</i> - Bernard Martin - The Road to the Bwindi Impenetrable Forest
<i>"i have arrive safe in namibia"</i> - Tony Kalabi - The Road to the Skeleton Coast
<i>"he is in aswan"</i> - Larry Ken - The Road to Abu Sunbul
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<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=89779" target="_blank"> The Making of a TWAT</a>
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Big Worm
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Mon Jul 24, 2006 11:39 pm |
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devil21
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Tue Jul 25, 2006 1:31 am |
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This is one of the funniest things I have read in a long time. Keep it up.
I do wish I had something equally sinister to suggest but Im drawing a blank at the moment. Once I have a epiphany I shall submit. |
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YeaWhatever
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Tue Jul 25, 2006 2:12 am |
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This map would assure you that you knew where you were going, right?
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<i>"We are in Kampala."</i> - Bernard Martin - The Road to the Bwindi Impenetrable Forest
<i>"i have arrive safe in namibia"</i> - Tony Kalabi - The Road to the Skeleton Coast
<i>"he is in aswan"</i> - Larry Ken - The Road to Abu Sunbul
The Road to the Hot Zone</a>
<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=89779" target="_blank"> The Making of a TWAT</a>
<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=100535" target="_blank"> The Second Coming of TWAT</a>
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YeaWhatever
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Tue Jul 25, 2006 3:41 am |
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Well, as predicted, lad #2 is no longer interested in this deal now that I warned him not to beg for money. I love telling a lad where to go when the bait is at an end.
By the way, I left his email addy in the final two posts. It would be a darn shame if everyone who has read and enjoyed this bait so far, started raining furious shit on him.
Also, his phone number for you audio baiters out there is 234 805 511 9656. |
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<i>"I just want to know why."</i> - Koffi Kuku - The Road to Chad/Darfur
<i>"We are in Kampala."</i> - Bernard Martin - The Road to the Bwindi Impenetrable Forest
<i>"i have arrive safe in namibia"</i> - Tony Kalabi - The Road to the Skeleton Coast
<i>"he is in aswan"</i> - Larry Ken - The Road to Abu Sunbul
The Road to the Hot Zone</a>
<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=89779" target="_blank"> The Making of a TWAT</a>
<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=100535" target="_blank"> The Second Coming of TWAT</a>
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TerminusEst
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Tue Jul 25, 2006 4:11 am |
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YeaWhatever wrote: |
Also, his phone number for you audio baiters out there is 234 805 511 9656. |
Someone call him a paranoid overcontrolling asshole for me. |
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