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PostPosted: Sat Jul 15, 2006 12:32 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Ooops. It looks like there is a problem. Charles tells me that the money is missing and appears to be in the water. I have an IM session going as I write this. I will begin posting this conversation immediately.

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PostPosted: Sat Jul 15, 2006 12:37 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Oh no!! How could this have happened? Good thing you're on IM and not the phone. I for one would *not* be able to control my hysterical laughter!

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PostPosted: Sat Jul 15, 2006 12:42 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Me neither. Plus the fact that I have four kids sitting here watching all this laughing hysterically while my wife just sits there shaking her head, would make talking on the phone impossible.

Quote:
Charles Oshodi: hello
me: what's up?
Sent at 7:29 AM on Saturday
Charles Oshodi: the box is not there
me: what?!?!?!
Charles Oshodi: it fell in the water
tony cant see it
me: what do you mean it fell in?
did Tony drop it?
Charles Oshodi: no
it was already there
Sent at 7:34 AM on Saturday
me: don't worry. The box floats.
Plus, the current will not wash it out farther.
Charles Oshodi: how do you know?
me: I live here. I surf here. It is impossible for it to get pushed out to sea.
me: Can he see it?
Charles Oshodi: no
yes. i see where its going
me: Are you able to track it OK?
Charles Oshodi: thats what i mean. i can track it.
me: Can Tony swim?
Charles Oshodi: dunno
Sent at 7:44 AM on Saturday
me: Make sure that he does not leave. There is over $600K in the bag.
Charles Oshodi: how much?
me: $600,000.00
You knew that, right?
Charles Oshodi: no

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PostPosted: Sat Jul 15, 2006 1:04 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Quote:
me: $600,000.00
You knew that, right?
Charles Oshodi: no


Well, well, well..... Twisted Evil

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PostPosted: Sat Jul 15, 2006 1:05 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Quote:
Can Tony swim?

I guess each meter of a swimming safary should be equeal to 1000 m of walking safary... It should pimp up the safary index drastically Wink
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 15, 2006 1:07 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Quote:
me: Are you there?
Charles Oshodi: yes
me: What's he doing?
Charles Oshodi: trying to find the box
what did you think?
me: Hey, don't get snippy.
I was just wondering.
Can I talk to him?
Charles Oshodi: sorry
me: ?
Charles Oshodi: i am not mad
me: OK
Charles Oshodi: he is mad at you
me: Who?
Charles Oshodi: tony
me: Can I talk to him?
Charles Oshodi: i dont think so
me: why not?
Charles Oshodi: he wont
me: Look, I did not mean for the box to land in the water.
It was really dark when I put it there.
I did not see how close I was to the water
It seemed farther away to me
Charles Oshodi: its ok
he will get it

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Safari<i>"We are in Kampala."</i> - Bernard Martin - The Road to the Bwindi Impenetrable Forest
Safari<i>"i have arrive safe in namibia"</i> - Tony Kalabi - The Road to the Skeleton Coast
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Safari The Road to the Hot Zone</a>
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 15, 2006 1:11 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Shouldn't the bag get just a little bit nearer the shore for poor tony... then those pesky currents draw it away again....

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PostPosted: Sat Jul 15, 2006 1:12 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I hope he goes in after it!... Sat phone + sea water = $$$$ repair bill Twisted Evil
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 15, 2006 1:14 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Quote:
me: The box is moving north.
Tell him to get ahead of it.
Charles Oshodi: i did
its moving fast
me: I saw that.

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Safari<i>"I just want to know why."</i> - Koffi Kuku - The Road to Chad/Darfur
Safari<i>"We are in Kampala."</i> - Bernard Martin - The Road to the Bwindi Impenetrable Forest
Safari<i>"i have arrive safe in namibia"</i> - Tony Kalabi - The Road to the Skeleton Coast
Safari<i>"he is in aswan"</i> - Larry Ken - The Road to Abu Sunbul
Safari The Road to the Hot Zone</a>
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 15, 2006 1:15 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

This is wonderful! Do they by any chance have a camera with them? To show you there really is no box to be found, otherwise you will think they kept the money for themselves. Pictures needed! Twisted Evil

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PostPosted: Sat Jul 15, 2006 1:19 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I tell you what would be hilarious...If a bit of flotsam drifted into view about 1/2 mile out. If there is a god of baiting, we could do with some intervention right now. Very Happy
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 15, 2006 1:27 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Okoma is not at all happy. Laughing

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YOU STUPID FOOL PUT THE MONEY NEAR THE WATER. HOW IS TONY GOING TO GET THE MONEY? I TRUSTED THAT YOU HAD BRAINS AND I SEE THAT YOU ARE JUST STUPID. THIS WAS A BAD IDEA

TO INVOLVE MYSELF WITH YOU. I WANT YOU GET GO AND HELP TONY GET THE MONEY NOW. YOU CAN DRIVE BACK TO HELP AND BRING YOUR SURF BOARD TO GET THE MONEY.

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Safari<i>"I just want to know why."</i> - Koffi Kuku - The Road to Chad/Darfur
Safari<i>"We are in Kampala."</i> - Bernard Martin - The Road to the Bwindi Impenetrable Forest
Safari<i>"i have arrive safe in namibia"</i> - Tony Kalabi - The Road to the Skeleton Coast
Safari<i>"he is in aswan"</i> - Larry Ken - The Road to Abu Sunbul
Safari The Road to the Hot Zone</a>
T.W.A.T<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=89779" target="_blank"> The Making of a TWAT</a>
T.W.A.T<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=100535" target="_blank"> The Second Coming of TWAT</a>
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 15, 2006 1:29 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^ Bwahahahaha..... surf board...... Laughing

Edit: is it just my imagination, or is the box starting to drift slightly inshore a few miles futher north?

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PostPosted: Sat Jul 15, 2006 1:31 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Mugu wrote:
YOU CAN DRIVE BACK TO HELP AND BRING YOUR SURF BOARD TO GET THE MONEY.

LOL!!!
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 15, 2006 1:34 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Then it would be a Surfing safari! Laughing
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 15, 2006 1:34 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Quote:
Sent at 8:11 AM on Saturday
me: You still there?
Charles Oshodi: yes
me: Can he see the box yet?
Charles Oshodi: no
he turned off the phone
me: Why?
Charles Oshodi: dont know
me: He's going to keep trying, right?
Charles Oshodi: yes


In about an hour, I have to bring my 5 year old horseback riding. I think that is when the satellite network experiences a failure.

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Safari<i>"I just want to know why."</i> - Koffi Kuku - The Road to Chad/Darfur
Safari<i>"We are in Kampala."</i> - Bernard Martin - The Road to the Bwindi Impenetrable Forest
Safari<i>"i have arrive safe in namibia"</i> - Tony Kalabi - The Road to the Skeleton Coast
Safari<i>"he is in aswan"</i> - Larry Ken - The Road to Abu Sunbul
Safari The Road to the Hot Zone</a>
T.W.A.T<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=89779" target="_blank"> The Making of a TWAT</a>
T.W.A.T<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=100535" target="_blank"> The Second Coming of TWAT</a>
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 15, 2006 2:01 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Well, I've got to get myself cleaned up and out of here. The satellite network is experiencing a temporary problem. We'll just have to let the lads sit and wonder for a while.

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Safari<i>"I just want to know why."</i> - Koffi Kuku - The Road to Chad/Darfur
Safari<i>"We are in Kampala."</i> - Bernard Martin - The Road to the Bwindi Impenetrable Forest
Safari<i>"i have arrive safe in namibia"</i> - Tony Kalabi - The Road to the Skeleton Coast
Safari<i>"he is in aswan"</i> - Larry Ken - The Road to Abu Sunbul
Safari The Road to the Hot Zone</a>
T.W.A.T<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=89779" target="_blank"> The Making of a TWAT</a>
T.W.A.T<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=100535" target="_blank"> The Second Coming of TWAT</a>
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 15, 2006 2:04 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Enjoy! I'm sure that, after the brief intermission, we'll all enjoy the next installment.

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PostPosted: Sat Jul 15, 2006 2:07 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

YeaWhatever wrote:

me: He's going to keep trying, right?
Charles Oshodi: yes


"The important thing, children, is to never give up!"
I wonder if the lads are this determined to achieve their other life goals.
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 15, 2006 2:14 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Well, at least they are dumb enough to chase/swim after a floating trunkbox.
I think the question is not whether can tony swim but rather can he swim fast enough to get the box And avoid the sharks??
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 15, 2006 2:41 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Love it! Absolutely love it!! This would also make a good movie, but one of those really frustrating ones that I hate to watch. Like "Trains, planes and automobiles" maybe??

It sure would be a shame if that nice sat phone or the GPS got ruined. He can always pay for the repairs out of the money in the trunk box, though, right?

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PostPosted: Sat Jul 15, 2006 3:02 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

clapping clapping bow_down Cool

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PostPosted: Sat Jul 15, 2006 3:16 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Ohno.... Network Error damn Wink

An Idea just occured to me.

EDIT:
and I just binned it - was out for a few hours and didnt catch up on the events
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 15, 2006 3:55 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Hmmm, a movie about this safari you say......well, I know of one guy who could do the trailer promo for it!

http://www.donlafontaine.com/

If you're American...you're VERY familiar with his voice! Dunno if our friends on the other side of the pond are familiar with this "Voice of God" talent.......... Very Happy

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PostPosted: Sat Jul 15, 2006 4:02 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

LOL_sign Superb.

It never seemed possible that it could keep on getting better.

We need to raise funds for an Onsafari X Prize for the first person to get a mugu in space.

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