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Mike
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 30 Nov 2003
Posts: 721
Location: Dublin, Ireland
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Fri Jul 07, 2006 9:54 pm |
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^^^ If he goes in there alone he won't be coming out! Be nice to him, let him take a friend or two and a 4X4 so that he will stay alive and be able to travel the road to Katima when he emerges from the Namib! The poor lad will be tired and footsore. He'll deserve a nice tarred road, especially when the temp is 100 F and it's raining..... |
_________________ With your behavior I don't think that I will work with you. We are talking of money and with your altitude if I transfer this fund in your personal account you will seat on top of this money.
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YeaWhatever
Baiting Guru
Joined: 24 Oct 2005
Posts: 4188
Location: Secret Lair
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Mon Jul 10, 2006 2:51 am |
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This lad certainly likes his weekends free but he did eventually write. His latest letter suggests that he is thinking of getting lazy on me. He is asking me to bring the money to South Africa so he could more easily pick it up. This can be interpreted in a few different ways.
1. He is at least willing to travel from Nigeria to South Africa.
2. He knows someone in South Africa willing to accept the money.
3. He is hoping that if he can get me to travel to South Africa, I might just wire him the money.
Obviously, none of these options are acceptable. I did not call this bait, "The Road to South Africa". If he does not make it to the Skeleton Coast, I will consider this bait a failure therefore, the short term mission is to convince him that the money will be easy for him to recover even if it is in Namibia. |
_________________ <a href="http://www.419eater.com/html/letters.htm" target="_blank">
<i>"I just want to know why."</i> - Koffi Kuku - The Road to Chad/Darfur
<i>"We are in Kampala."</i> - Bernard Martin - The Road to the Bwindi Impenetrable Forest
<i>"i have arrive safe in namibia"</i> - Tony Kalabi - The Road to the Skeleton Coast
<i>"he is in aswan"</i> - Larry Ken - The Road to Abu Sunbul
The Road to the Hot Zone</a>
<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=89779" target="_blank"> The Making of a TWAT</a>
<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=100535" target="_blank"> The Second Coming of TWAT</a>
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YeaWhatever
Baiting Guru
Joined: 24 Oct 2005
Posts: 4188
Location: Secret Lair
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Mon Jul 10, 2006 11:59 am |
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Ha, I was right. It's option #2 from above. |
_________________ <a href="http://www.419eater.com/html/letters.htm" target="_blank">
<i>"I just want to know why."</i> - Koffi Kuku - The Road to Chad/Darfur
<i>"We are in Kampala."</i> - Bernard Martin - The Road to the Bwindi Impenetrable Forest
<i>"i have arrive safe in namibia"</i> - Tony Kalabi - The Road to the Skeleton Coast
<i>"he is in aswan"</i> - Larry Ken - The Road to Abu Sunbul
The Road to the Hot Zone</a>
<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=89779" target="_blank"> The Making of a TWAT</a>
<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=100535" target="_blank"> The Second Coming of TWAT</a>
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CommanderKiller
419Eater is my life
Joined: 22 Aug 2004
Posts: 349
Location: Mugu-Occupied Caprica
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Mon Jul 10, 2006 12:35 pm |
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For crying out loud! Does this mugu not realize how many people are looking forward to his safari adventures?
If things look bleak, maybe the South African lad would be willing to meet you half way, say in Chad? |
_________________ Charles Soludo (after WU trip #10): "....you may not understand what it is for my secretary to be going westernunion to westernunion just to present false informations to them."
Mr. Koffi after failed Airport meet - "The line and question is, why have you decided to play with me, you allowed me to waste my time, energy and money to put things(documnets) in your name , why?"
Mr. Obasanjo - "I have severally warned you to mind your language while addressing Prof. Soludo or any other person in that matter this is a serious business not some American movie Gangster. If you repeat it next time I will have your file thrown out of my office."
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The Terminator
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 04 May 2006
Posts: 631
Location: Lurking In Shadows
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Mon Jul 10, 2006 1:04 pm |
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I hope your lad is sending you some postcards along the way .. |
_________________ Why do you waste mi time, I have all the time in the world .... Barrister Mohammad
I want to assure you that this transaction is legal, I have contacted my attorney and also
my boss Mr Mikhail Khodorkovsky who has recently been imprisoned .... Mr. Igor Ivanov
x4 - Number of lads presenting me forged police documents
I want a rose ....
Don't be sad, here's a rose for you-lotta ....
Thank You Lotta - I Shall Cherish It Forever .... |
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Tue Jul 11, 2006 1:18 am |
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Send him a copy of your website and inform him that t would be a pisspoor ending to a great story if this did not go through.
Explain this to him and he will surely be willing to go.
Looks like the Egypt trip is a bit harder than planned... |
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Christ Ghana-Chad
Miracle Benin-Chad
Omar Edo-Abeche
Adamu Lagos-Abeche
Emi - S Africa-Egypt-Sudan 10k miles
Chris Dakar-Niger-BF-Cameroon-Lagos-Mali-Nairobi 9.6k miles
Kevin Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2 5k miles x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles
Misc Germany-Holland, Atlanta, Beijing-ChangZhou, London-Glasgow, TIMBUKTU x 2 |
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YeaWhatever
Baiting Guru
Joined: 24 Oct 2005
Posts: 4188
Location: Secret Lair
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Tue Jul 11, 2006 1:26 am |
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Gee, why didn't I think of that? I'm sure that he will race right off if he sees the website.
I am sure that he believes that the money is for real. Now, it is just a matter of getting someone to head to the Namibian coast. I am pretty sure that it will not be though. Whatever, just so long as someone goes, this will be a great time. |
_________________ <a href="http://www.419eater.com/html/letters.htm" target="_blank">
<i>"I just want to know why."</i> - Koffi Kuku - The Road to Chad/Darfur
<i>"We are in Kampala."</i> - Bernard Martin - The Road to the Bwindi Impenetrable Forest
<i>"i have arrive safe in namibia"</i> - Tony Kalabi - The Road to the Skeleton Coast
<i>"he is in aswan"</i> - Larry Ken - The Road to Abu Sunbul
The Road to the Hot Zone</a>
<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=89779" target="_blank"> The Making of a TWAT</a>
<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=100535" target="_blank"> The Second Coming of TWAT</a>
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kahless2k
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 14 May 2006
Posts: 4
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Tue Jul 11, 2006 3:12 am |
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If I recall.. this isnt the first lad to send a family member to do your dirty work... Wonder if this one will make it home? lol |
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windypops
Baiting Guru
Joined: 25 Jan 2005
Posts: 6059
Location: Planet X
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Tue Jul 11, 2006 8:59 am |
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YW, I wonder how Steven's brother in law would react if he discovered he was just being used as a decoy to throw a gang of armed bandits (who also know about the money) of the trail? |
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YeaWhatever
Baiting Guru
Joined: 24 Oct 2005
Posts: 4188
Location: Secret Lair
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Tue Jul 11, 2006 12:13 pm |
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It sounds like we are in business. We are now working out the details of the actual pickup.
I have already found a nice little place to pickup the money. You can see it here. http://gpsflight.catholiccall.org/trackers/063915/05.html Hopefully, the money will not get washed into the water and start floaing farther and farther north, getting washed up on the beach, only to get washed back out, and then back in, and then back out, and then back in, and then back out.... |
_________________ <a href="http://www.419eater.com/html/letters.htm" target="_blank">
<i>"I just want to know why."</i> - Koffi Kuku - The Road to Chad/Darfur
<i>"We are in Kampala."</i> - Bernard Martin - The Road to the Bwindi Impenetrable Forest
<i>"i have arrive safe in namibia"</i> - Tony Kalabi - The Road to the Skeleton Coast
<i>"he is in aswan"</i> - Larry Ken - The Road to Abu Sunbul
The Road to the Hot Zone</a>
<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=89779" target="_blank"> The Making of a TWAT</a>
<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=100535" target="_blank"> The Second Coming of TWAT</a>
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Mike
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 30 Nov 2003
Posts: 721
Location: Dublin, Ireland
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Tue Jul 11, 2006 2:02 pm |
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^^^ Closer and closer to Katima Mulilo.
In case you hadn't noticed, YW, I have a thing about Katima Mulilo. |
_________________ With your behavior I don't think that I will work with you. We are talking of money and with your altitude if I transfer this fund in your personal account you will seat on top of this money.
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YeaWhatever
Baiting Guru
Joined: 24 Oct 2005
Posts: 4188
Location: Secret Lair
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Tue Jul 11, 2006 2:03 pm |
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OK, fess up. You had the greatest sex of your entire life there, right? |
_________________ <a href="http://www.419eater.com/html/letters.htm" target="_blank">
<i>"I just want to know why."</i> - Koffi Kuku - The Road to Chad/Darfur
<i>"We are in Kampala."</i> - Bernard Martin - The Road to the Bwindi Impenetrable Forest
<i>"i have arrive safe in namibia"</i> - Tony Kalabi - The Road to the Skeleton Coast
<i>"he is in aswan"</i> - Larry Ken - The Road to Abu Sunbul
The Road to the Hot Zone</a>
<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=89779" target="_blank"> The Making of a TWAT</a>
<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=100535" target="_blank"> The Second Coming of TWAT</a>
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Race
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 16 Mar 2006
Posts: 70
Location: On an adventure with Dr Quest..
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Tue Jul 11, 2006 3:37 pm |
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OK, fess up. You had the greatest sex of your entire life there, right? |
Doesnt everyone?
But that is beside the point - YW you fool! Cant you tell you have buried the money below the hide tide mark?
Ahhhhh the ever floating money... Hee hee, great modality |
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Sippy Woodhead
Master Baiter
Joined: 04 Jul 2006
Posts: 137
Location: Flaaaarida USA
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Tue Jul 11, 2006 5:23 pm |
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Wow.... ..... there is some REAL talent here. It's very inspirational. Of course with me.... it's kind of like Benny Hill trying to imitate Albert Einstein. Something to aspire too however. |
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Mike
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 30 Nov 2003
Posts: 721
Location: Dublin, Ireland
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Tue Jul 11, 2006 5:30 pm |
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YeaWhatever wrote: |
OK, fess up. You had the greatest sex of your entire life there, right? |
... <- sorry, just my reaction to the idea of any sex in Katima Mulilo when I was there, nevermind the greatest! Long story..... |
_________________ With your behavior I don't think that I will work with you. We are talking of money and with your altitude if I transfer this fund in your personal account you will seat on top of this money.
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YeaWhatever
Baiting Guru
Joined: 24 Oct 2005
Posts: 4188
Location: Secret Lair
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Tue Jul 11, 2006 5:35 pm |
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^^^^
We got the time. |
_________________ <a href="http://www.419eater.com/html/letters.htm" target="_blank">
<i>"I just want to know why."</i> - Koffi Kuku - The Road to Chad/Darfur
<i>"We are in Kampala."</i> - Bernard Martin - The Road to the Bwindi Impenetrable Forest
<i>"i have arrive safe in namibia"</i> - Tony Kalabi - The Road to the Skeleton Coast
<i>"he is in aswan"</i> - Larry Ken - The Road to Abu Sunbul
The Road to the Hot Zone</a>
<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=89779" target="_blank"> The Making of a TWAT</a>
<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=100535" target="_blank"> The Second Coming of TWAT</a>
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pug
Master Baiter
Joined: 01 Mar 2006
Posts: 198
Location: Just to the left of things . . .
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Tue Jul 11, 2006 7:36 pm |
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callum
Director of Press Relations
Joined: 29 May 2004
Posts: 3631
Location: On the run from the asylum and this seems like a good place to hide. Blend right in...
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Tue Jul 11, 2006 10:11 pm |
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Mike wrote: |
Long story..... |
No, not really. Your escapade only gets a couple of paragraphs...
http://archive.salon.com/sex/world/2001/05/22/stuck/index.html
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_________________ Do you have a concern about ethics? Click here, then here and finally HERE!
Bush goat you will meat like a chicken. It will kill you in your house where you are going to die.
I owe you quite simply one of the definitive experiences of my life.
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Trolling is usually symptomatic of bad character, mental problems or ugliness - RIP Jock_2009 |
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YeaWhatever
Baiting Guru
Joined: 24 Oct 2005
Posts: 4188
Location: Secret Lair
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Wed Jul 12, 2006 12:07 pm |
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The lad who is supposed to pickup the money is going to be in Namibia's capital on Friday. He is headed to the cell phone store first to rent the GPS locator and satellite phone! Satellite phones are outrageously expensive to use. Calls cost about $4 per minute for incoming calls and about $2 per minute for outgoing calls. Naturally, I will be calling him often to check the status of his travel.
The lad should be on the actual coast on Saturday. This is good. I want to be available to talk to the lad when he is there. I would not be able to do that from work. |
_________________ <a href="http://www.419eater.com/html/letters.htm" target="_blank">
<i>"I just want to know why."</i> - Koffi Kuku - The Road to Chad/Darfur
<i>"We are in Kampala."</i> - Bernard Martin - The Road to the Bwindi Impenetrable Forest
<i>"i have arrive safe in namibia"</i> - Tony Kalabi - The Road to the Skeleton Coast
<i>"he is in aswan"</i> - Larry Ken - The Road to Abu Sunbul
The Road to the Hot Zone</a>
<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=89779" target="_blank"> The Making of a TWAT</a>
<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=100535" target="_blank"> The Second Coming of TWAT</a>
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Roycropper
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Nov 2005
Posts: 7992
Location: Luxury Coffin
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Wed Jul 12, 2006 1:24 pm |
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If it's any help, I found you a tide table for Namibia, so you can plant your package at low tide, unaware that the tide will cover it when it comes in.
http://www.namibia-1on1.com/Information/Tide-Table.html |
_________________ the European Union has bounced on our freckles
COULD YOU IMAGINE WHAT HAPPENED WHEN I WENT TO THE BANK
our Agent is Completely broke, pocketless and stranded
I WLL SEND AN AFRICA WITCH TO ATTACH YOU BASTARD
You go die like bird
i started shouting HALLELUJAGOBBLE but none of them notice me immediately police arrested me due to the shouting
f*ck u asshole ur damn mother will loose ur fcuking skull brain ur brain is nothing to compare with rat f*ck ur u
MY FRIEND ALEX WAS DETAINED IN POLICE STATION
I am not happy due to the question i answered at money office. Let me tell you do not play with me ok.
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Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 08 Mar 2006
Posts: 690
Location: 127.0.0.1
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Wed Jul 12, 2006 1:44 pm |
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if hes getting the GPS locator, will we get live lad progress? it is the locator needed for coverage and not something else, isnt it? |
_________________ go you polkhead, FULK- albert john
I AM THE KING OF SCAMMARS...I WILL GET YOU SOME DAY. -olivier kabah
i can pay $1,0000000 to get your cops to hell - jacob wilson
lagos to douala "i am tired of roaming west africa"
i like pretty flags. want your own?
46X 10X 8X 5X 5X 5X 4X 4X 4X 3X 3X 3X (???) 2X 2X 2X and a sierra leone diamond site.
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Nurse Nasty needs a new endoscope. Donate! |
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YeaWhatever
Baiting Guru
Joined: 24 Oct 2005
Posts: 4188
Location: Secret Lair
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Wed Jul 12, 2006 2:03 pm |
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Thanks Roy. That may come in handy.
The GPS locator will not give us real-time access to the lad unfortunately. For that to happen, there needs to be a GPS tracker, which the phone does not have. Further, you need a third party service to calculate and display the tracker's location.
Either way, this should be a lot of fun. Naturally, since it will be in the middle of the night when McClure places the money on the shoreline, he will not realize how close to the water he put it. Good thing for McClure and the lad that the box will float. The current in that part of the world heads North and keeps heading North all the way to Nigeria. It could take a few weeks for the money to float that far but somehow I have a funny feeling that is exactly what is going to happen. |
_________________ <a href="http://www.419eater.com/html/letters.htm" target="_blank">
<i>"I just want to know why."</i> - Koffi Kuku - The Road to Chad/Darfur
<i>"We are in Kampala."</i> - Bernard Martin - The Road to the Bwindi Impenetrable Forest
<i>"i have arrive safe in namibia"</i> - Tony Kalabi - The Road to the Skeleton Coast
<i>"he is in aswan"</i> - Larry Ken - The Road to Abu Sunbul
The Road to the Hot Zone</a>
<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=89779" target="_blank"> The Making of a TWAT</a>
<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=100535" target="_blank"> The Second Coming of TWAT</a>
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Roycropper
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Nov 2005
Posts: 7992
Location: Luxury Coffin
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Wed Jul 12, 2006 2:10 pm |
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Lol! I can just see massed lads standing on the Nigerian shoreline, hands over their eyebrows shielding their eyes from the sun, as they gaze into the surf looking for the floating trunkbox..... |
_________________ the European Union has bounced on our freckles
COULD YOU IMAGINE WHAT HAPPENED WHEN I WENT TO THE BANK
our Agent is Completely broke, pocketless and stranded
I WLL SEND AN AFRICA WITCH TO ATTACH YOU BASTARD
You go die like bird
i started shouting HALLELUJAGOBBLE but none of them notice me immediately police arrested me due to the shouting
f*ck u asshole ur damn mother will loose ur fcuking skull brain ur brain is nothing to compare with rat f*ck ur u
MY FRIEND ALEX WAS DETAINED IN POLICE STATION
I am not happy due to the question i answered at money office. Let me tell you do not play with me ok.
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Mike
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 30 Nov 2003
Posts: 721
Location: Dublin, Ireland
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Wed Jul 12, 2006 4:27 pm |
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Damn! I new the story would get out (so to speak) sometime!
What is it about Katima that does that to people? |
_________________ With your behavior I don't think that I will work with you. We are talking of money and with your altitude if I transfer this fund in your personal account you will seat on top of this money.
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Ivanna Hanchob
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 09 Jul 2006
Posts: 14
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Wed Jul 12, 2006 7:57 pm |
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This is getting more and more intense by the moment. My productivity at work right now blows goats because of the suspense. Must...stop...refreshing...webpage. Arrrgghh! |
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