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PostPosted: Wed Jul 26, 2006 4:11 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Totally fantastic BW. I am glad that you are on our side. The lads are going to grow to really hate you someday.

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 26, 2006 4:35 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Brilliant.
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 26, 2006 4:43 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

...with apologies to Walt Disney.......

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 26, 2006 5:05 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Totally amazing! Since the adventure has shifted to sea, can this truly be called a "safari" any longer? What would be the sea equivlant? Laughing

I have a feeling soon you'll be sending lads on trans-continetal adventures. bow_down

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 26, 2006 5:06 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I guess you could call it a voyage now instead of a safari. Perhaps an amphibious voyage. How about a frog for the icon? Laughing

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 26, 2006 5:06 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

@CommanderKiller
No, not me. That's Big Worm's next move.

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 26, 2006 5:30 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

We need to see a good lad fly across a nice ocean. Better yet, boat across it.

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 26, 2006 6:04 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

CommanderKiller wrote:
Since the adventure has shifted to sea, can this truly be called a "safari" any longer? What would be the sea equivlant?


How about odyssey??

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 26, 2006 6:07 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

oooooh...Odyessy. I like the sound of that! Laughing

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 26, 2006 6:22 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Fantastic!

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 26, 2006 7:02 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

From thesaurus.com:

3 entries found for odyssey.
Main Entry: journey
Part of Speech: noun
Definition: excursion
Synonyms: adventure, airing, beat, campaign, caravan, circuit, constitutional, course, crossing, drive, expedition, exploration, hike, itinerary, jaunt, junket, march, migration, odyssey, outing, passage, patrol, peregrination, pilgrimage, progress, promenade, quest, ramble, range, roaming, round, route, run, safari, sally, saunter, sojourn, stroll, survey, tour, tramp, transit, transmigration, travel, traveling, traverse, trek, trip, vagabondage, vagrancy, venture, visit, voyage, wandering, wayfaring
Source: Roget's New Millenniumô Thesaurus, First Edition (v 1.2.1)
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Main Entry: science fiction
Part of Speech: noun
Definition: literary fantasy about future
Synonyms: futurism, sci-fi, sci-fi movie, SF, space fiction, space odyssey, space opera
Source: Roget's New Millenniumô Thesaurus, First Edition (v 1.2.1)
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Main Entry: trek
Part of Speech: noun
Definition: journey
Synonyms: expedition, footslog, hike, long haul, march, odyssey, peregrination, slog, tramp, travel, trip
Source: Roget's New Millenniumô Thesaurus, First Edition (v 1.2.1)
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 26, 2006 7:17 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I personally vote for "odyssey". There is something epic about it. Now, if we could only make it last ten years, as in Homer. . .

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 26, 2006 7:45 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

just wondering, are you gonna burn this one at the end? I think his reaction would be priceless, especially if you could do it on webcam.

Or is another journey on the cards for this lad? Maybe you could track the trunk to some small island somewhere and have him scouring that. If possible make it an island inhabited by bears/cannibals/prehistoric reptiles

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 26, 2006 8:02 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Here's the local weather for their Odyssey, Courtesy of the European Union's Meteosat weather satellite

Check this in comparison to location of the trunk: http://gpsflight.catholiccall.org/trackers/063915/600.html

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 26, 2006 8:15 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

May I suggest a pirate hat/head as a symbol for an odyssey, with the traditional pith helmet being retained as the symbol for a conventional safari.

Of course, this raises the question - - who will be the first baiter to earn the right to show a space suit ?

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 26, 2006 8:20 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

ohhh, a lad burn on a webcam. I beleive that would be a first.

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 26, 2006 8:23 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

If a pith helmet represents a safari, I think a stylised Greek helmet should stand for an odyssey - with deference to the original source.

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 26, 2006 9:06 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Reckon y'all wide of the mark, surely the Golden Helmet of the deep sea Mugu is the ultimate trophy Laughing

What about the money sinking to diveable depth YW Laughing

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 26, 2006 9:09 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

'Twenty Thousand Dollars Under the Sea' it is, then.

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"God is with us" says Okoma. Well, you'd better start praying mate because you're going to need Him on that rustbucket boat. I wonder if the captain's been paid in advance or if he's been promised a share of the loot?

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Pugwash the Sea Faring Mugu wrote:
i will not be able to write or call from the boat so i will write when i get back with the box......my associate will tell me the numbers for the money from lagos

If he's talking about the GPS coordinates, then isn't this conflicting information?

Surely if there is a way for him to recieve the latest location at sea there is a way he can keep you informed as to the seriousness of his sea sickness. I don't think I can handle 4 days without an update.

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 27, 2006 2:19 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^^^
Not really too much of a conflict. I told him from the very beginning that I was only able to use Internet Phone. He has never been able to call me. I have tried calling him a couple of times but it goes right to voicemail.

On a side note, whenever I am doing one of these types of baits, I am also baiting him as some other, totally unrelated character. My other character can't seem to get a response from him either.

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 27, 2006 1:22 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Super wet adventure!
I sure hope the trunk doesn't go in circles, until the boat runs out of fuel...
And let's pray that the tracker batteries don't run out!
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 27, 2006 1:51 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

YW - May I suggest that the movie poster would be a suitable update to the "lad locator" page of your Skeleton Coast web site?

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 27, 2006 1:55 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Hmmm, I have heard stories about our nuclear submarines getting stuff "accidentially" hooked on their periscope masts while on patrol (fishing nets, towing lines, etc.). It would be a real shame if such an incident happened. One could easily imagine where that trunk could possibly end up.........

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