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PostPosted: Sun Jul 23, 2006 9:49 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

has anybody been searching the web to see if any of these news reports have actually been added on any websites?

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 24, 2006 12:07 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I like a lad that does what you tell him. He found a boat Very Happy He says that it won't cost too much either. All he will have to do is pay for fuel and give the ship's owner the GPS locator when they are done. That seems like a pretty good deal to me (unless you are the lad).

I also sent the lad the bad news that all of West Africa is looking for the trunkbox. I urged him to get out there now and look for it rather than wait until the money arrives.

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 24, 2006 12:28 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

YW this is classic. I cannot wait until this lad figures out what has happened to him. Would'nt it suck if somehow the trunk managed to sink and the poor lad had to go scuba diving for the box?
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 24, 2006 3:18 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Here you go YW....I wouldn't want your lad to not be able to buy a gps:

http://www.alibaba.com/memberhome/sample/11504218/contactinfo.html

http://www.alibaba.com/memberhome/sample/11504923/contactinfo.html

http://www.alibaba.com/memberhome/sample/11489289/contactinfo.html

There's actually a whole load of them here:

http://www.alibaba.com/countrysearch/NG-suppliers/Gps.html

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 24, 2006 3:23 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^^^
That was very kind of you. I will pass those along immediately. My lad sent me a nice photo of the boat too. When I get home tonight, I will update the website. The boat looks like a real piece of crap too.

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 24, 2006 3:50 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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The boat looks like a real piece of crap too.


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PostPosted: Mon Jul 24, 2006 4:52 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I hope he found an honest boat captain. It would be a shame if the Captain were to find the box and then toss the lad overboard after they haul it in. Laughing

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 24, 2006 9:27 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Thing is, even if this 'news story' doesn't appear in any google searches or legit newspaper websites the story is out there now and the rumours will be spreading like wildfire. And even if the story is revealed as being false, the lure of that trunkbox will still be irresistable to your average greedy but dim lad. The genie is out of the bottle. Great work YW.

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 25, 2006 2:05 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Check out the lovely boat Okoma found. I wonder if it's all-inclusive.

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 25, 2006 2:14 am Reply with quoteBack to top

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OMFG, genius! I'd ask for a new keyboard, but you'd probably have me on a safari halfway around the world for it.

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 25, 2006 2:14 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Yay! 110% risky free.

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 25, 2006 2:21 am Reply with quoteBack to top

That's the boat??? Shocked I'd rather rely on my trusty old leaky inner tube...

Now I want to see a picture of the captian. Maybe his wooden leg has borer and his glass eye is chipped.

Oh, and I hope the current from whatever the river is that enters the sea just west of Lagos won't catch the box and start carrying it south west just as it's almost within grasp.

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 25, 2006 3:33 am Reply with quoteBack to top

OK.. so.. is there a pool to see how long that thing actually stays a float for?

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 25, 2006 4:21 am Reply with quoteBack to top

So would it be really wrong if we all started to ask our lads to release the trunkboxes into the ocean for our specially appointed terrorism certified maritime recovery service to collect them for us?

Or maybe just get a couple of lads to plant decoy trunkkboxes near the future site of the Skeleton Coast trunk... just to throw off the scent since we already know it is on he back of a lorry and heading to Dharfur even as we speak, and if he can get the other gang to be busy trying to break into a well padlocked box... he will have time to steal away tot he Sudan to recover the REAL funds...

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 25, 2006 5:53 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Aaarrrggg, matey, and welcome aboard the Risky Free!

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 25, 2006 6:37 am Reply with quoteBack to top

The mugu wrote:
the man says that is has been in the ocean many years and will be fine.

The boat has been in the ocean for many years at a depth of 100 ft after being sunk by a German U-Boot during WW2. Well, it certainly looks that way... Laughing
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 25, 2006 7:12 am Reply with quoteBack to top

That is absolutely hilarious. The boat just tops it all off. Laughing

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"Yea whatever. You said that last time and Tony could not find the money".


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PostPosted: Tue Jul 25, 2006 7:29 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Dart wrote:
Aaarrrggg, matey, and welcome aboard the Risky Free!


ROFLMAO!!!! Twisted Evil

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 25, 2006 8:08 am Reply with quoteBack to top

It would be a shame if he only filled the tanks about 1/4th of the way, high fuel prices and all, and the currents carried the box into the open sea. Twisted Evil

pity this is all happening during hurricane season

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 25, 2006 9:22 am Reply with quoteBack to top

The False Italian wrote:

The boat has been in the ocean for many years at a depth of 100 ft after being sunk by a German U-Boot during WW2. Well, it certainly looks that way... Laughing


My dodgy Church has chartered the U96 to go after the trunkbox. Das Captain has been given a picture of SS Risky Free, and orders to torpedo it on sight.

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YW, this is sheer genius, hats off to you Laughing
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 25, 2006 9:56 am Reply with quoteBack to top

YeaWhatever wrote:
Check out the lovely boat Okoma found. I wonder if it's all-inclusive.


I very much doubt if that rustbucket has been to sea in many a year. If it is that rusty up top, what must it be like below the waterline? That looks like a derelict to me. I have a sneaking suspicion that your lad is trying to pull a fast one here and should be slapped hard for insulting your intelligence Confused

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 25, 2006 10:17 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I's don't think henes boat will float! Mr. Green
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 25, 2006 10:29 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Apologies if this has been said before, but isn't there a saying "Whatever floats your boat"?

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