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PostPosted: Tue Jul 04, 2006 10:40 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

yeaWhatever?

Do you take safari requests?

I am getting married in September, and would like something memorable........ (other than a mugu crashing the reception!!!!)
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 04, 2006 11:34 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

sweet! I can't wait (yet again)
And my compliments on the high production values once again
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 04, 2006 11:55 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Nice!!

I was waiting for you to roll out the new safari. Looks like your mugu is pretty anxious to get out to the coast.

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 05, 2006 12:10 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Pure, unadulterated genius! Laughing
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 05, 2006 7:07 am Reply with quoteBack to top

He'll need to write "PWN3D" in the sand in massive letters, so the helicopter can spot him.

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 05, 2006 7:44 am Reply with quoteBack to top

And this time, hopefully the travelers will get themselves a GPS to find your correct location among other things. A GPS we can use to see them move! Bwa ha ha ha ha!

Go YW!

If you really pull this one off (and I can't see why you won't) I can't wait to see the next one...Eritrea, perhaps?

But I know I'm jumping the gun on that one, as the referee still has the start pistol in his pocket.

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 05, 2006 7:45 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I am a little bit confused about tracking him--are you going to make him buy some GPS tracking device that communicates with a satellite so taht you can always see where he is on this journey? (I assume you wouldn't buy it for him!)

If thats the case, I'd love to figure out how to have my lads use this...

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 05, 2006 9:02 am Reply with quoteBack to top

And now having read the website for the safari, is your 7 year old son with you or back home? If you brought him with you, that's just evil, and I can't imagine he's going to survive to the end of the bait...

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 05, 2006 9:31 am Reply with quoteBack to top

bloody brilliant. Laughing
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 05, 2006 9:46 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^Making sure you're staking your claim for a screen-writer's credit when the film comes out? Laughing
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 05, 2006 9:49 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Tell him that NASA have installed a water cooler every mile along the road to your base, he just has to follow these:

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Maybe someone with Photochop skills can put a line of them in a desert?

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 05, 2006 9:52 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Wow, do you have a life outside the internet, YW? I can't wait to see how this one pans out. Good job! clapping clapping
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 05, 2006 11:25 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Guess what my ISP is offering as a special prize this month?

An African Safari. Laughing

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 05, 2006 1:56 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

A few answers here:

Can we watch the lad in real-time?
No. We will not be able to watch the lad in real-time. Big Worm has done a lot of research on this. While there are plenty of satellites that are orbiting the earth to do such a thing, you need an actual service to take advantage of these satellites to make tracking with a web browser possible. Right now, there is no coverage in that part of Africa. This service is available in other parts of Africa, including Uganda and parts of Egypt. Jojobean and I are currently soliciting and screening lads for these areas. The lad would have to rent, lease or purchase a GPS tracking device and then subscribe to a service that would allow for the real-time tracking via the web. This is not exactly that expensive but certainly difficult to get a lad to do this. It would cost him a few hundred dollars for sure.

As I mentioned before though, the lad does not know that there is no tracking service available in this part of Africa, which is a good thing. He thinks that he can track the money with this website: http://gpsflight.catholiccall.org In the upper righthand corner of the page, you will see "Online Tracking". Enter "063419" and the click on the button. I told the lad that what he is looking at is the precise location of a GPS tracker that is sitting on my desk. I told him that I will be putting a similar device in the box with the money. This is how he will know where the money is.

What is at the location from the satellite photo?
I have no idea what that is. I just noticed its convenient location and decided that is where my compound is. There is no reason for him to go there however. The money is going to be buried far to the south along the beach.

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 05, 2006 7:59 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

This is great! I can't wait to see how this unfolds! Laughing

I've got my own attempted safari going to another part of Namibia, but I seriously doubt I'll have anything close to the success of any of YW's efforts.

Good luck!

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 05, 2006 8:15 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Damn, I guess I'm going to have to dump my ongoing baits. Just when I thought they were getting good, YW comes up with another masterpiece in the making and I realize just how pitiful my baits are. Sad

Go for it YW, I can hardly wait to see how this turns out. You da' man! Very Happy

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 05, 2006 8:24 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Juan, I feel that exact same way...I'll never be as good as YW. Crying or Very sad

But, it's terrific to watch!

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 05, 2006 8:28 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

It is for this reason why I love 419eater.

So how exactly will his traveling be carried out? What cities will he be visiting and what roads will he be taking? Also, does he have a cell phone that he can use along the way, where you will be able to record conversations to keep us updated?

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YW's safaris are truly works of art! I can't wait to see who gets "murdered" on this one........that plus the lad's reaction to it. Laughing

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 05, 2006 8:36 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^he already murdered people last time. I am sure that he has a new twist in mind for the skeleton coast. Perhaps a zombie like disease will start speading throughout the compound as the lad approaches near by.

This is great, kinda like a really long book, but it is real.

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 05, 2006 9:33 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Keyzersoze wrote: "What cities will he be visiting and what roads will he be taking?"

Cities? Roads? Are you kidding, Keyzer? We ARE talking about the Skeleton Coast, here!

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 05, 2006 11:47 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

*salutes*


All stare and gape in awe at YeaWhatever, the Mugusbane!


Seriously though, looks pretty good, and given your prevoius track record, am looking forward to what should be a very entertaining show.

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 06, 2006 5:46 am Reply with quoteBack to top

This is gonna be great!!!

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 06, 2006 5:55 am Reply with quoteBack to top

All right! Something to check a couple of times a day. Very Happy Life just ain't the same without a safari going on. I still would like to know what happened to the Bwindi boys, and even the Darfur lads) but I guess we'll never know now . . .

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