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Posted: Wed Oct 18, 2006 11:51 pm

Ok so this started with a surplus from here, My pet is claiming to have 5.3 million EUR of the late Senator Paul Wellstone. So me being ever so ummm in need of laughter and fun I have decided to go with this.

I feel a sense of duty to my friends in the US to play him for a long time.

Quote:

Dear Mr.Van Dam

I want to thank you fo contacting me on this matter. I was not
awhere that the late Senator had so much money saved.

I am sending this to you as sign of good faith that I would be will
to help you out in this matter.

Yours Truly

Dr.M.Yaksmith
Oncologist
Footinass University Hospital

Dear Dr. Murray,

I acknowledge your prompt respond to my proposal, before the proceeding
of this transaction I will like to make things clear to you, which is why I
want you to be my partner in this transaction? According to the detailed
informations contained in Late Senator Paul Wellstone's account paper works
of deposit, he nominated a foreign partner as his next of kin, due to this,
I can't stand as the Next of kin to the Late Senator Paul Wellstone and
claim the fund except a foreigner like yourself, In accordance to our
banking ethics/law here in The Netherlands, which is applicable to agreement
of deposit reached between the Late Senator Paul Wellstone & Abn-Amro Bank.

As my partner, what I want you to do now is to apply to the Bank as the
next of kin (Business Partner) to the Late Senator Paul Wellstone to enable
you file for and claim this fund. To facilitate this, I will like you to
provide me with some of your information(s) which would enable me retrieve a
text of application form from the bank for you to apply.

The information(s) are as follows: -
1) Name:
2) Address:
3) Occupation:
4) Age:
5) Telephone and fax Number:
6) Country:

I am assuring you that you will not be having any problem with this,
because everything will be done legally through the power of an accredited
attorney to the Bank here in The Netherlands and I will also be there to
instruct you on how to transact with the Bank from time to time until the
transaction is successfully completed.

Regards,
Albert.

Dear Albert

Before I proceed with this I need a guarantee of funds, by this I
need to know the exacted amount of funds I will be receiveing. I am
sorry but I have never done this before and it does not seem to be
legal if it is ment for some one else.

As you can imagine I am a Doctor with a good repuatation, therefor
I need to insure that my name is keep in good order. I am not
saying that I will not help you I am saying that I think I would
like to invovle someone else who does not need to worry as much as
I. Maybe split it 3 ways instead of 2. What do you think?

Thank you for your understanding.

In Christs name

Dr.M.Yaksmith
Oncologist
Footinass University Hospital

Dear Dr. Murray,

I believe you have taken a step in gaining my trust through the email you
sent me, you where straight to the point, I like that! i think we would have
a long business relationship.

Since we would only be appling for 5,500,055.00Eu (Euros) of the total
funds, i would suggest i offer you a 40% share of it," unless you think
otherwise", and i want to assure you that you have nothing to worry about, i
am also a reputable citizen of my country as well and woun't want any ugly
event to happen. Before i decieded to embarked on this deal the i had
already checked the chances of success and it was in my favour, the only
problem i was having was finding someone to assist me (a foreigner), but now
i have got you, that is past now, but if you insist on involving a third
party you would have to share your percentage with the person i woun't be
willing to do that from my share.

Expecting to read from you with the required informations.

Regards,
Albert.

40% but I have to send him my life.... and yes this is one of my many names I have.

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Dear Albert

Thank you for the swift reply and the kind words, I feel much
better with this and I think I will keep my friend out of this. I
think it would be better if it was 50-50 how about you? I think
this is better as it is a risk for both you and I to go ahead with
this.

I to also requier some information from you.

I need full name and phone number where you can be reached, I also
need an address so I can send some stuff to you.

Sorry for the extra precautions but as I have said before the risk
is great and I want to insure that we are both successful.

Yours in God
Murray

Dr.M.Yaksmith
Oncologist
Footinass University Hospital

Dear Dr. Murray,

I don't think 50/50 percentage would work, because i would be taking more of
the risk than you, the highest i would be willing to go would be 45/55 %.

As for the informations you requested from me,
Name- Albert Freddick Van Dam
Tel- 0031644957549
Address- De Lairessestraat 87 Amsterdam 1071 NX

Expecting to read from you soonest! I would appreciate it if you send the
required informations soon, so i would be able to start preparations of
things latest by tomorrow, so also i could retrieve a text of application
form from the bank for you to apply for the fund.

Regards,
Albert.

Feel free to call him. Oh and yes I am aware that I have not added the dates to this, first contact was made by me on Oct 7 and this is still a work of art. You will see where I really have started to have fun with him.

Quote:

Dear Albert

Thank you for the swift reply. Yes I do believe 45/55% would be
fair and I am willing to accept that.

I have attched a file that has all of my information on it, I hope
that this helps in getting the process going faster.

I hope all is good for.
I look forward to hearing from you soon.

Yours in God
Murray

Dr.M.Yaksmith
Oncologist
Footinass University Hospital

The File of course is encrypted.

Quote:

Dear Dr. Murray,

Your email was recieved, but i was unable to download the attachment that
you said contained the necessary informations, when i finally did i was
corrupted, so i suggest you send it normally that is not in any attachments
but sent as a normal email.

Expecting to read from you soonest!

Regards,
Albert.

Dear Albert

I do not know why the file was corrupted perhaps you did not down
load it properly.

I tried to call you the other day and your phone was not working.
Now I am very concerned as I need to beable to contact you at any
time and I was not able to....

I am not very happy about this, so please take the nessceary steps
to fix this problem.

Murray

Dr.M.Yaksmith
Oncologist
Footinass University Hospital

Dear Dr. Murray,

I wonder why you said my phone wasn't working when you tried calling,
because it is always on! maybe instead of the 00 before the phone number you
should use the + sign, like this +31644957549. Tomorrow is Monday, i need
to have the informations by then so i would be able to retrieve the text of
application form from the bank on your behalf and send it to you for you to
apply for the fund. Or better still you can send me your number and let me
give you a call.

Expecting to read from you soonest!

Regards,
Albert.

Dear Albert

Perhaps you should send me the information for the bank and I will
contact them myself, as you are haveing problems receiveing my
banking information, as for your phone it is still not working...
This is not acceptable.

I have added my banking information one more time, if it does not
work this time then you will have to send me the inforation and I
will contact the bank..

Yours in God
Murray

Dr.M.Yaksmith
Oncologist
Footinass University Hospital

Dear Dr. Murray,

I don't understand what you are taking about that my number is not
reachable, this is surprising to hear, and now you have sent me the
informations once again in an encrypted form where and how do you want me to
decrypt it? Now how do you want me to send you the informations of the bank
when i don't have your information to enable me prepare the required
documents for you to be able to deal with the bank.

First thing first you would have to apply for the fund, i need those
informations in other for me to be able to retrieve a text of application
form from the bank on your behalf unless you are willing to fly over to De
Netherlands and do that by yourself. Listen i would appreciate it if you
send the informations in a plain format and not some encrypted form or
better still send me your phone number so i could call you and explain
better since you keep saying my number is not working (weird)

Expecting to read fro you soonest!

Regards,
Albert.

So he figured out the fact that the file was encrypted.... oh well next tactic....LOL

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Albert

Perhaps you should call me, I am starting to think that you are not
able to use the computor. I have not sent you a encrypted file, I
don't even know how to encrypt a file..

My number is xxx-xxx-xxxx.

This is my office number, you can call me there.

Again if you are not able to read my banking information then
perhaps you should send me the information and I will do it my
self!

I look forward to hearing from you soon.

Murray

Dr.M.Yaksmith
Oncologist
Footinass University Hospital
Seattle Washington
xxx-xxx-xxxx

He called, wow what a mircle to bad he didn't say much.

http://media.putfile.com/1st-Call

Quote:

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Dear Dr. Murray,

I have just obtained a text of application form on your behalf from the
Department of Fund Remittance/Cashier Unit in the Bank. Please, download
and print the form out, fill every column in the form where you are suppose
to fill, and any place you don't understand very well in the form inform me
about it to avoid mistakes.

NOTE THAT, there is a place in the form were you are asked to state clearly
your purpose of applying, Please fill in the following: -

This is the money left behind in your bank by my deceased Business partner,
Late Senator Paul Wellstone, who died in a plane crash in October 25, 2002
with his family. I am his Business partner and named next of kin, I wish as
the heir apparent to claim and instruct that the above mentioned amount be
transferred into my nominated Bank account as shown above. Please, accept
this late application, as it was due to family logistic problems consequent
upon his funeral rights.

Once you are done filling it do send me a copy to preview in other to avoid
mistakes once sent to the Bank

Regards
Albert.

My dear Friend Albert

I am so sorry I missed your call today, I was in surgery dealing
with a very bad case of rectal cancer. Please do call me again. I
will be in my office all day tomorrow.

As for the attachment you said was here, I was unable to download
it, my computer said something about it being a false file.. I have
no idea what that means. I am seriously considering call the bank
thou to get the forms mailed out to me directley.

Perhaps I should do that, Please send me the contact details for
the bank and I will deal with them to get this done. Of course by
me doing this it will raise the risk for me so with that my share
should go up, how ever I am will to forget all of that if you are
will to do something for me.

Please let me know if you would rather have me deal with the bank
or with you!

Be well my friend

Murray

Dr.M.Yaksmith
Oncologist
Footinass University Hospital
Seattle Washington
xxx-xxx-xxxx

Thats it so far, my goal is to get him to call again and again, and again... somewhere down the line I will get a pic of him to share as well....

Hope you like the read and any suggestions will be welcomed...

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Posted: Thu Oct 19, 2006 1:56 am

Here is the Bank app that I was sent that of course I said I did not get.

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Excellent work Silas - now that is wasting time.

When you do finally actually "receive" the bank app - have some fun and send it back completed in a jpeg that is 10 pixels wide Laughing

Posted: Sat Oct 21, 2006 12:28 am

Well lets see, it has been a couple of days and I have some more stuff... I wish I knew how to post sound clips but I don't... Here is the latest.

Quote:

Dear Dr. Murray,

You surprise my by your email, if i am ask you how did you come about this
deal in the first place? Do you think this deal is opened to the general
public or left alone the bank or do you think you can handle this deal with
out my help, Since now you have started sounding like a double-crosser and
we have not even gotten far in the transaction, my best bet is to start
looking for someone else because you don't seem interested in assisting me,
"can you imagine me bringing a deal to you just for you to want to do things
behind my back?"

Listen if we must conduct this transaction to absoulte success it must be
done my way, but you think not then let me know so i should start looking
for another able body.

Ha Ha Ha....... How did you ever think you can deal with the bank with out
my help?

Regards,
Albert.

Albert

You must understand, I am willing to help you conduct anything that
needs to be done, however you must also trust me. I have been
waiting for you to call me back in hopes that we would be able to
talk about this some more.

I have sent you all of my information and in return I have recieved
nothing. I think it would be fair that you send me some sort of a
sign before we continue, a sign of trust. Send me your picture and
I will do the same. I think once we both can see who we are
corasponeding with it will put our minds at ease.

I hope you agree, I do what to help you.

Hope to hear from you soon.

Yours in God

Murray

Dr.M.Yaksmith
Oncologist
Footinass University Hospital
Seattle Washington
xxx-xxx-xxxx

Dear Dr. Murray,

You wrote in your email to me that you would be in the office all day i
should try and call you of which i did only to be answered by your answering
machine but i dropped a message on it, did you recieve it? Well i have
attached a copy of my international passport, so i believe with this we
could continue this in good faith once i recieve yours and also for us to
build some trust in each other.

Expecting to read from you soonest!

Regards,
Albert.

I have not replied to this yet but when I do it will be fun..

Here is the passport... what do you think... I say FAKE!!!!

Posted: Sat Oct 21, 2006 12:57 am

Great work!!! When sending your lad a file ,always remember that bigger is better. Never send small jpeg but rather let BITMAP rule !!! Wink

Posted: Sat Oct 21, 2006 2:08 am

You can upload sound files at putfile.com and get link for it to post here..I think you need to stamp fake a little bit bigger and over the more sensitive information.. Wink

Posted: Sat Oct 21, 2006 2:02 pm

Thank you, I have fixed the Fake symbles.... watch for sound bits soon..... Wink

Posted: Sat Oct 21, 2006 2:20 pm

Here is the first call!!

http://media.putfile.com/1st-Call

Here is the 2nd call!!

http://media.putfile.com/2nd-call

hope you enjoy listening to them....

I have one question though.. Does Albert sound like he from the Netherlands?

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