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 You want poetry? I've got poetry (No longer safe for work)

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wayne
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 26, 2006 8:16 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

In my neverending quest to bring you only the finest in Russian scammer poetry, let me introduce you to [email protected]

Not much to look at but a damn fine poet Wink

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Looking like that she BETTER have some talents.


The handle is taken by I in hands,
The letter I write to you.
The handle does not write mine,
The hand mine shivers,
And heart mine feels,
Forever to us to be friends.

The cat loves the cat,
Birdy - nightingale,
The boy loves the girl,
And I love you!

Let life yours flows the river
Among high coast
And let always live with you:
Hope To trust and Love.

Sometime, among papers,
Covered by a layer of a dust,
To find a card you mine
Also will recollect, how we with you each other loved.

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 26, 2006 8:29 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I am very moved by her words. Oh wait, no...sorry....just my bowels....

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 26, 2006 9:15 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I'm going to need some vodka before I let her grab my 'handle'.......
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 26, 2006 10:01 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

You guys are so horrible - that poor girl's pouring out her heart, and you make fun of her... Wink Razz

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 26, 2006 10:13 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I feel such a nasty [email protected] for doing it. This girl obviously loves me and wrote it just for me. I apologise to everyone. I'll send her a poem back I wrote specially for her

Your titties are fine
Your body is firm
Let me stick my dick in you
And make you squirm.

I'm sure she'll be overcome with emotion after reading that. Twisted Evil

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 26, 2006 10:26 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Ah, I love the subtle approach Very Happy
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 26, 2006 10:29 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Wayne, you romantic devil! Twisted Evil Twisted Evil

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We have on our programms according to the lay down rules to pay the Asians mostly the indians and malasians now and after that it may change. Rev. James Ucheomma

do you really think that i am just a stupid man like you,listen for the veru last time if i did'nt see XXXX after 24 hours you will heat your self.. [love scammer Chucks]

IT'S NOT I LOOKING FOR WORK.GOD FORBID.I CAN BE IN AN OCEAN AND WASH MY HEAD WITH MY SPIT. THANKS AND GOD BLESS.
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 26, 2006 10:42 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

A quick delve into the minds of Stepan and myself, via IM

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[23:12] Stepan: Your pictures I will always savor,
[23:12] Stepan: And think of you forever as my little shaver!
[23:12] Wayne: let me taste your pussy's flavour?
[23:13] Stepan: I will never call you a hag, but when we make love, please wear a bag!
[23:14] Wayne: get them ready for when i shag ya cos you are my double bagger
[23:15] Stepan: We will have to do it doggystyle, face to face would be too vile!
[23:19] Stepan: With a face like that, if me you want to please,
[23:19] Wayne: open your mouth and get down on your knees
[23:19] Stepan: You will often service me, while on your knees!
[23:19] Wayne: beat you to it Razz
[23:20] Wayne: With a face like that, if me you want to please,
[23:20] Wayne: stick your ass in the air or get down on your knees
[23:20] Stepan: Was trying to be more literary
[23:21] Wayne: we could write a book of love poems Very Happy
[23:21] Stepan: Loving a face like that is going to be tough!
[23:22] Wayne: i'd rather look you in the muff
[23:22] Stepan: Get on all fours, and go 'ruff,ruff!'
[23:22] Stepan: Send them to her
[23:22] Wayne: get down on your knees and suck my stuff
[23:23] Wayne: let me fuck your friend, she don't look so rough
[23:24] Stepan: Beauty isn't everything, is what they say. For your good, you'd better be a fantastic lay!
[23:25] Stepan: Love is blind, they often say
[23:25] Wayne: let me screw your friend while you look away
[23:26] Stepan: I'll have to drink to that point on our wedding day
[23:27] Wayne: where i cant see straight before i get my end away
[23:29] Wayne: well that was fun Very Happy

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PostPosted: Tue Jun 27, 2006 7:04 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Thanks, Wayne. Now the WHOLE world knows we talk dirty to each other on IM!!!!!!!!!!!! Twisted Evil
PLEASE DON'T MENTION WHAT WE DO ON CAMERA!!!!!!!!!!! Embarassed
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 27, 2006 7:36 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Can we please have this thread locked??? Laughing

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PostPosted: Tue Jun 27, 2006 8:06 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

And deny me my right to write dirty poetry for my lovely vla - I mean ladies?

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