I THINK it's some kind of poem

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Posted: Sun Jun 11, 2006 6:01 pm

Quote:

Greetings XXXXXX. How at you an affair? Than we are engaged these remarkable days?
Well what I naked? You want to see me naked in real.
Gently gently to caress my body, to tender kiss, be engaged with me in love till the morning.
I want it and you?
The love will come to you
And you feel her
When will begin to whirl passions
Then perhaps it is she
Having rummaged destinies to you you will appear suddenly also may not resist
You see it only the love to you is knocked
And you may not resist
You all are confused and confused
But it you see the love to you goes
And you mysteriously aspire to break all pain.
But suddenly from the sky the love will come to you.
And the angel will present you her.
And when you stand between roads.
You may choose a way.
And only your heart is beaten.
And you do not know in what your affairs.
And suddenly you understand it.
And it not game.
And you stand one in a gloom.
And suddenly to fly up you in clouds.
Then you understand that perhaps the destiny was.
The destiny will come to you only per day when you do not expect her(it).
And you with effort and passion aspire only you to One.
Your love in you will wake up.
Also you understand in what affairs.
And you to not cry any more with burning.
And you laugh till morning.
And it only my words which in me lay.
Also it is feelings fill also you it is ready to dream only of love.
The love has come, the love has come.
And in happiness you, and in pleasure.
And only your soul is ready to wait only for you.
My soul is ready to wait for you.
And heart at me not a stone.
Heart is beaten and burns from happiness and with happiness.
My heart waits for caress.
It burns only about love.
It aspires is beside.
Also there is no another here a way.
My love is strong to you and this happiness to be with you.
I only shall close I eyes and I present only you
From mind your love of me has reduced.
And I without am clever, I am in love.

I think I've pulled Laughing

Posted: Sun Jun 11, 2006 6:38 pm

and, and, and, and, and.... Laughing

How many times can this person write the word "and"??? Rolling Eyes

Posted: Mon Jun 12, 2006 1:42 am

i received this one today

Quote:

Love is loyal.
Love is wanting the best for the other person.
Love is compromising and working things out in a way that you both can win.
Love is finding common ground.
Love is trying to come together in a way that makes the world a better place.
Love is selfless.
Love is caring about the other person�s emotional needs and feelings.
What Lust is�
Lust is self-gratification.
Lust can be obsessive.
Lust is usually tied to sexual gratification.
Lust is selfish.
Lust doesn�t consider the other persons wants and needs.
Lust doesn�t care about how the other person�s day went.
When someone�s in lust they aren�t interested in meeting family or friends.
Lust is wanting something to the point that you don�t care who gets hurt.
Lust manipulates, destroys and control,
Love is like the seeds of life,
To root is full of pain and strife.
But to grow it�s like a great Oak tree,
Straight and strong for eternity.
Love is what I offer you,
Steadfast, calm and oh, so true!
Love is life between two who shares,
A life between two who really cares.
Love is ours, if you agree,
To spend your life with me!

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 12 Jun 2006 Posts: 1

That little poetic bit is someone elses real poem that it has butchered... Shocked

Posted: Mon Jun 12, 2006 2:05 am

^^^^^ Yeah, it's very common. Usually from the Russian scammers. They take a poem they think you'd have never heard of, run it through their translation software and it comes out slightly (or more than slightly in some cases) garbled. I tend to get one every few weeks and like to post them up here for a laugh.

Posted: Mon Jun 12, 2006 5:39 am

Why don't they write Haikus? Like this one:

I am a scammer
I want to steal your money
So I can pay rent

-or-

I am not a girl
I am really a man-child
Mom did not love me

Laughing

Master Baiter Joined: 24 May 2006 Posts: 140

I like to write them poems, normally refering to golden showers and the like, they never get the reference.

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