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wayne
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 06, 2006 5:27 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

One of the fun things about baiting the Russian romance scammers is that they run their letters through translation software. At least once a letter you get something you just can't make head or tail of, so I propose we post them in this thread. Let me start with this one I had today

Quote:
To see you if we shall meet we we can spend time in revenge.

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PostPosted: Tue Jun 06, 2006 5:35 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I got this the other day:

Quote:
We are full of desire to do each other. It is a lot of from
pleasant. Such my dreams.

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 07, 2006 3:44 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

There's the one that was so good I put it in my sig of course....

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Greetings my condom!!!!

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 07, 2006 4:54 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

We all have seen this in a script letter of tanya sosnina:
Quote:

But basically I am on the robot, I work in hospital I fly animals
to me very much to like my work, I like to be with them.


This is as I got it:
a) she is high
b) is in a mental health care hospital
c) but not as an employee
d) and she likes it!

And she likes to be with Twisted Evil THEM Twisted Evil !!
Laughing simple!

Wayne, I think
Quote:
Greetings my condom!

has something to do with protection...
She probably ment "my guardian", but condom sounds more like a HINT! Laughing

like it!
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PostPosted: Wed Jun 07, 2006 6:43 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Quote:
And in twilight of a hot fog and madness you will find paradise on the ground which so does not suffice people


I was called "my condom" in a pretty nasty letter after I ripped the lad a new one, so I doubt it's any kind of compliment.

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 07, 2006 9:57 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

DOn't know where to start with this one. Seems to be a lot of 'washing' going on.


Quote:
Hello my love ! I at the very happy, to accept thy character
today, it fell warmly-heartedness and sympathy to me. I think, that
for that time that we with thee are rewritten we very made pulled
together and between Us the feeling has appeared, I think, that we are
necessary one another. I permanently think of thee, thee have taken a
place in we wash heart. On activity I have become is inattentive
therefore my girlfriends a little speak, that I at that in love. I
what never so is happy. I what absolutely changed, my girlfriends
speak about it and familiar. All this because of you. I ace though fly
in heavens. I yesterday thought of our relations and concerning our
feelings. I already what so attached to thee, that I miss every day
thy characters. I always, think of thee. I can do nothing with myself.
I think, that I at that in love. Yes I like thee!! I talked about it
to mimed, and she speaks, what is it well, she thinks, that I shall be
happy. I have said to mimed, that thee the cider good person and that
I completely trust to thee. She speaks me, that I should need make at
error. She speaks, that we should even closer study one another. She
to like me. And she simply washing native mother. I think, that thee
perceive me. She wishes Us happiness and major love. And it is
difficult to understand one another draw lots I think, that we should
meet, we should lake one another, lake in eyes because through the
internet emotions are. We become are frank with thee, and I think,
that thee want to learn about we wash sexual experience. In Russia all
men dream to drag only thee in sand bed, but I do need want it, I to
need want to be returned the first comer that hey has taken pleasure.
It something from above she gives love to the person to learn
happiness in this life, and men represent here only by the way sex, I
think, therefore I thee what is it at the need correct hope, that with
me agree. I want to be with unique the one with which I shall feel
liked. I shall give myself to him completely both a body and soul. We
together learn all depths of enjoying. Our passion wants read be
poured out for limit of love, and we shall enjoy the friend the friend
all life up to the moment of our existence. Tomorrow I want to take
the compensatory leave on activity to go to Embassy and I want to
straighten out explicitly all, that it wants be necessary for me to
make, that I could arrive to thee. And tomorrow I to thee shall write
to thee about we wash a marching in embassy. . I feel, what our hearts
are knaped in one rhythm, and thee feel it? I wait for thy character,
whether it is important for me to know thee separate my ideas. Forever
thy Marina!



I permanently think of thee, thee have taken a
place in we wash heart

And tomorrow I to thee shall write
to thee about we wash a marching in embassy. . I feel, what our hearts
are knaped in one rhythm, and thee feel it?

We become are frank with thee, and I think,
that thee want to learn about we wash sexual experience.


And she simply washing native mother.






(I used to look at pictures of those native mothers washing in National Geographic when I was a kid.....)


Quote:
In Russia all
men dream to drag only thee in sand bed, but I do need want it,


Don't blame you, Marina. When sand gets in 'there', it can be kind of painful.
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PostPosted: Wed Jun 07, 2006 10:01 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Quote:
I think, that thee want to learn about we wash sexual experience.


I saw a film like that once. Nurse was giving a man a bedbath and ............ well, you can guess what happened Wink

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 08, 2006 10:03 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Thank for the truth but ask you " That you to search on the Internet and whether it is necessary for you? "You will answer it and if you to want to speak with me that write to me.You should know that I do not know you and while you are not necessary for me. You should think of that that you speak instead of to say your ideas in hearing. It is sometimes better to keep silent than state not the necessary ideas.


This is from Nadegda Grigorieva, a romance scammer I baited briefly in january, then dumped when she attempted some sort of an ebay scam or fake check thing.
I sent her a 'Hi' a while ago, and this popped up.
I don't know if she's telling me to screw off, or what??????

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 08, 2006 4:48 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

For me you, my PRECIOUS - as the morning and evening star, that,
never coming, knits above our heads eternally alive bouquet. I ask
the God that IT has not forced it to die out on my vital way.

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 09, 2006 7:54 am Reply with quoteBack to top

from Tatyana
Code:
lovely I can not tell you it as it is pleasant to men various girls, and I do not know what like you.

and
Code:
It does you whether is similarly to? You have received family?


from Regina
Code:
Friend  did  Teetotal and for the non-smoker the girl!

and
Code:
Also I  would  like  to  speak  you,  that  I like to Dances of a sphere of dance:)  you  ever danced dance of a sphere with any girl? :) It is so attractive and beautifully, really, Michael? I am sure, That you would like  to  dance  a  sphere  dancing  with  me  at  once?:)  It Will be remarkable!  Probably,  in the future, we shall dance a sphere Dancing with  you,  it would be cool! Really?:)


from Yuliya
Code:
It also speaks, that dialogue with you has changed me in the best party.


What the heck is Sphere dancing?
Square dancing, even circle dancing I can understand, but spheres?
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 09, 2006 9:48 am Reply with quoteBack to top

If anyone wants to translate this I couldn't be bothered, after all it's their time that should be wasted.

Quote:
Many thanks for your letter, you are the first person who seriously enterested with me. I was very pleased to receive your letter. I am pleased, that you have written to me. I very much would like to study more concerning you. My name......................... Probably, it is necessary to inform a little about itself... My mark on a horoscope - Козерог. Was given birth on January, 14 1979. Growth of 172 centimeters. Weight of 56 kg. Formation maximum. I was not for the husband, and I have no any any own children. I still the virgin. About my reference look at my photo. Please has arrived to me a photo, well??? I shall be very pleased to see them. I have no any any children. My favourite colors - bright. It is possible to inform, that the motto of my life is, do not do(make) to another, that is direct you do not wish. What do I estimate in people? Kindness, opinion, tenderness, fidelity, sense of humour.... And the main thing - honesty! I hate anger, envy, lie, treachery. And still - vanity! Certainly, everyone has lacks (I also not an ideal). The main thing, that them was a little!Smile. Earlier I work as the medical sister in children's hospital. I very much love work. Now I without work, as well as many in mine the country. I to speak in the English language it is not a lot of, but now I continue norms at studying the English language. Now it - is a little about my interests (percent). They are WELL VERY EXTENSIVE! First, I do not appear a life without MUSIC . It means - only inventive or, at least, talented. What is exact? Beatles, Speaking the Chapter, Pink Флойд, Deeply violet, Queen. Classics. By the way, I very much love working music. In the second, I very much love books. Actually, without them the life also would lose much. I read, basically, classics, novels of love and philosophical things (Dostoevsky, it is repeatedly re-read, Thick, Pushkin, Sholohov.... Well it - is a lot of Them!) . The directory - the Owner (master) and Margarita. Thirdly, I love cinema, Films also I look clever, but genres actually anyone. I like Mastroini, Kluny Hofman, Niro, From directors of the Coppola, Parker, Torontino. Mikhalkov, Ryazanov, and is a lot of, much... All and to not enter into the list! And fourthly, my weakness - I very much like to spend to spend for kitchen(cuisine) to be going (to go) for new dishes and salads. I simply adore it!! I liked (liked, the favorite) is foodstuff Russian borch. This very tasty dish I would hope, that it was very pleasant to you. It still... Nevertheless I very much love an animal (especially cats and dogs). I adore friends (them a little, but all from them are checked up by years). In general it is possible to inform, that to me of very sociable person. I want to find, that unique and unique in a life with which I could share I (share) all life. In a choice I do not want to do a mistake. I would like to know in the greatest possible degree about you. My intentions are very serious. I in me directly here have not found worthy to me directly the person and therefore I have decided to try to get acquainted through the Internet. Therefore I can write to you 6 days to one week. But, unfortunately, I to not have own computer and therefore I shall write to you with Agency of the Marriage. I think, that we shall be good friends or even больше:. On what I to hope. I would like to hear your ideas which you wish be relative the future. I hope, that you find, that my words are interesting, also, that it starts to help to study to you me little bit better. I do not see my life here as I search for the husband, I shall follow it(him) where it(he) will wish. Dear Штифтик, I intend to meet the serious person for the attitude. It does not mean for me the nation or age. Only small love, and the happy future of our children. I intend, that you had serious intentions... Send a photo. Than you like to be borrowed? How spend (carry out) a free time? Where do you live? Regretting for my bad English language. Expecting your answer, Evgeniya. My post Shipina Evgeniya address the Country: Kyrghyz Republic City: the Bishkek Street: Usenbaeva 6/15720000
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 09, 2006 10:31 am Reply with quoteBack to top

wayneRBW wrote:
For me you, my PRECIOUS .


You weren't emailing Gollum by any chance ? Smile

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 09, 2006 10:36 am Reply with quoteBack to top

More drivel from Regina
Code:
She - is not so
>good  The  woman,  she  gossips about me, that I - not the significant
>woman,  because I have found you mine Michael in the Internet, and she
>believes, that it - not Good mine Michael because she has told that in
>their last alive time when In the Russian Federation Soviet Union was,
>in  these boys of time has found Also that it was better than the girl
>than  in present time when in a lot of cases Girls find boys.

But on the plus side she's sent me a cracking picture of her in a bikini (although looking alarmingly young, compared with earlier shots) Razz
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 09, 2006 11:57 am Reply with quoteBack to top

@ snowmichael
I am no expert in sphere dancing... But maybe it's ballroom dancing. So she ment 'sphereroom dancing' Very Happy and simplified it to 'sphere dancing'
Simple!
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 09, 2006 12:47 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Ah, so the vlad was talking balls - nio changes there, then Laughing
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 09, 2006 9:02 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Not sent to me, but spotted in one I was PM'd on another forum

Quote:
As the first kidneys on trees are dismissed.

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 09, 2006 9:46 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

As far as I know, kidney and gemma sound the same in Russian...
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 10, 2006 1:50 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Quote:
What your favourite
music? What your favourite film or the list TV? You make love an
animal?


Shocked

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PostPosted: Sat Jun 10, 2006 1:52 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Quote:
my daddy very much likes a roast chicken, he adores her

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 12, 2006 7:29 am Reply with quoteBack to top

[email protected] wrote:
Hello Bitch!!!
If you were here I would thrust the member to you in a
drink! I shall kill you, a ugly ass the creature! You the ugly
creature nasty! The ugly creature, and for these sites I shall tear
off your head! You will suck at me! I shall be fuck your mum, your
father I in a mouth fuck!!! Swallow sperm the ugly creature! It you
the mongrel! You all this bitch!
While so long!


Err, all I wanted was an answer to my question why she didn't reply to my mails anymore... Confused I think, the woman is confused, which is no real wonder as she's been sitting in a bus for too long Laughing http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=77164&start=0

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 12, 2006 3:40 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

snowmichael wrote:
Ah, so the vlad was talking balls - nio changes there, then Laughing


Forgive my ignorance, could someone define "vlad" for me? Embarassed I looked in the various FAQ's, but was unable to find a definition. Thanks!
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 12, 2006 3:56 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Vodka Lad Very Happy

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 12, 2006 4:52 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Carmen, it's also abbreviated from "Vladimir" - a common Slavic name. Basically it means a Russian or Eastern European scammer, equivalent to calling our favorite Nigerian scammers the "lads" from Lagos.

On some of the other Russian romance scam sites you may also see a vlad referred to as a "hairy Boris" - in other words, not a real woman. Wink
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 12, 2006 6:40 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

@Luther Blissett

Guess we know for sure now that the person behind the picture is a man.

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 12, 2006 10:40 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

@lexy,


I got that robot one, whats her name, Tanya?

Her email smells of BabelFish translator Laughing

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