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PostPosted: Sat Jun 17, 2006 9:37 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

now how did the phrase go?

"he is not a happy camper"

Laughing

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PostPosted: Sat Jun 17, 2006 9:38 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

OK here is the SA address:

Country: Uganda (Republic of) [South African High Commission]
Mission head: Chiliza, TH, HE Mr
Position: High Commissioner
Tel no: 09 256 4134 3543-6/3560
Mail address: PO Box 22667, Kampala, UGANDA

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PostPosted: Sat Jun 17, 2006 9:41 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^^^^
I wonder if the staff would be interested
in the names of the lads and the reason
why they are in Uganda at the moment?

before they get there of cause Twisted Evil

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PostPosted: Sun Jun 18, 2006 3:03 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Way to go YW! The fun is just getting started Laughing

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PostPosted: Sun Jun 18, 2006 4:29 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Even more funny, these poor bastages are on a trip that could be awesome, but will completely miss the whole of the experience, trading it for something horrid and dark.

Btw, can I have the book/movie rights to this one?

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PostPosted: Sun Jun 18, 2006 8:12 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Dart wrote:
Btw, can I have the book/movie rights to this one?


I wanna help shoot the movie. I even have a Glidecam that I am fairly proficient at using.

Imagine when the lackeylads get back to South Africa (again, by way of the Nigerian embassy), spend a couple years cooling down, then hear about the movie coming out. It would be like reliving the trip all over for them. Again, dang it Laughing

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PostPosted: Sun Jun 18, 2006 9:23 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^ That's just cruel and twisted. Can I help?

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PostPosted: Sun Jun 18, 2006 11:12 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Agi Hammerthief wrote:
^^^^^^
I wonder if the staff would be interested
in the names of the lads and the reason
why they are in Uganda at the moment?

before they get there of cause Twisted Evil

Smuggling baby gorillas out ot Uganda is highly illegal Smile

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PostPosted: Sun Jun 18, 2006 12:07 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Since we've been talking about where to send lads next, I've been spending some quality time on the US State Department website. They had some great suggestions in their "Travel Warnings" page:

US State Department wrote:
Current Travel Warnings

Travel Warnings are issued when the State Department recommends that Americans avoid a certain country. The countries listed below are currently on that list. In addition to this list, the State Department issues Consular Information Sheets for every country of the world with information on such matters as the health conditions, crime, unusual currency or entry requirements, any areas of instability, and the location of the nearest U.S. embassy or consulate in the subject country.

Philippines 06/16/2006
Eritrea 06/05/2006
Somalia 06/05/2006
Chad 06/02/2006
East Timor 05/30/2006
Nepal 05/11/2006
Lebanon 05/02/2006
Central African Republic 04/20/2006
Yemen 04/13/2006
Uzbekistan 04/07/2006
Pakistan 04/07/2006
Bosnia-Herzegovina 03/30/2006
Liberia 03/30/2006
Cte d'Ivoire 03/03/2006
Israel, the West Bank and Gaza 02/27/2006
Nigeria 02/17/2006
Algeria 02/15/2006
Sudan 02/06/2006
Congo, Democratic Republic of the 01/20/2006
Colombia 01/18/2006
Afghanistan 01/09/2006
Kenya 12/30/2005
Iran 12/29/2005
Iraq 12/29/2005
Saudi Arabia 12/23/2005
Haiti 11/22/2005
Indonesia 11/18/2005
Zimbabwe 11/14/2005
Burundi 10/19/2005


Look how many of those are in Africa. From what I hear, you really don't want to go to Burundi. Lots of fighting there. And I guess you really don't want to put the lads on a street corner in the middle of the night, because they might get grenaded Twisted Evil

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PostPosted: Sun Jun 18, 2006 2:51 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

@Napalm

I would just tell the embassy the truth.

they have passports and might just be desperate enough to send a scan of them to Roberts brother to receive some cash.

post that with the full story to the embassy or even the Ugandan authorities, fetch another stubby and sit back...

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PostPosted: Sun Jun 18, 2006 2:55 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Fitzwell has gone totally nuts and killed everyone in camp to Ingrid's horror. And speaking of horror, for all you Apocalypse Now fans, you may like my retort to Ingrid, who no longer wants to do business with Fitzwell.

Meanwhile, I think that Mr. Odeke really has turned on Ingrid and his travel companion, Bernard Martin. I have him convinced that he should lose Bernard and start heading North, into the Impenetrable Forest.

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PostPosted: Sun Jun 18, 2006 4:39 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Very Happy
Lovely, I particularly liked the head swapping scenario.
Obviously Ingrid just needs to confront horror and make it his friend too.

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PostPosted: Sun Jun 18, 2006 5:05 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Theft, murder, necrophilia............. What is next, cannibalism? Shocked
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 18, 2006 5:07 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

YW once again superb work. Nice story line here with more plot twists than an Agatha Christie novel. A new baiting legend arises to the fore front at the eater. Great work!! clapping clapping
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 18, 2006 5:17 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Superb!

I wish the lads much more fun and excitement!

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PostPosted: Sun Jun 18, 2006 5:29 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Amazing bait! Excellent job!

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PostPosted: Sun Jun 18, 2006 5:29 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Quote:
You are a crazy man who will spend his life in jail.

YW, you are truly an evil genius Laughing

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PostPosted: Sun Jun 18, 2006 5:58 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I just read the latest updates wow what a script. This bait has it all, intrigue, humor, sex, this is a better plot than most of the shit hollywood is putting out. My only question is with everyone out of the way what is your excuse for not being able to deliver the money yourself? Or is this the point where you grab the dough and skedaddle fucking over all 3 mugu's in the process? Excellent job YW. This is definately one of the most interesting baits I have ever read.
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 18, 2006 7:13 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

its like eastenders but believable.
have you considered a trip out to the skeleton coast for your next safari? be sure to have your lads bring a deckchair and a bottle of water.

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PostPosted: Sun Jun 18, 2006 7:21 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Yes - it has all the benefits and suspense of a novel or film, but with the added bonus that the best bits are actually happening to three mugus.

Does life get any better?

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PostPosted: Sun Jun 18, 2006 7:28 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^
it does get better when a complete pychopath signs off in a fantastically sinister way.
I will soon find your frineds and this business of ours will soon be over.

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PostPosted: Sun Jun 18, 2006 9:09 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

pure evil YW.....one of the most memorable baits in a long time...and it's not even over. I'm sure your lad back in South Africa is shittin' bricks right now thinking of his two friends.

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PostPosted: Sun Jun 18, 2006 9:18 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I thought that I was being pretty smart trying to get the lads to turn on each other. The end result is that now I am forced to make Skype calls to Mr. Odeke since he is heading towards Ruhija where there is no Internet access. This is a real problem during the week when I am at work and do not have Skype. Even if I did have Skype at work, my coworkers do not need to hear what I am up to. I am in unfamiliar territory here for Mr. Odeke.

However, I can still torment Ingrid and try to "help" Bernard get home by sending him some money. Laughing

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PostPosted: Sun Jun 18, 2006 9:37 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I've been thinking, between the two lads being on the trip and the double trouble they're getting into, you deserve another hat for this one. The second one should be made from endangered guerilla leather. Can't wait to see what you do next!

I love the new rambling modality...maybe you could throw in some sharks with frickin' lasers?

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PostPosted: Sun Jun 18, 2006 9:44 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

@nap - I doubt he's shitting bricks thinking about the safety of his friends, more likely at the thought of the safety of his money!

@YW. This is a problem. I take it he can't phone you?

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