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Gnasher
Baiting Guru
Joined: 29 May 2006
Posts: 2849
Location: Centre Stage in the Theatre of Cruelty
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Fri Jun 16, 2006 12:50 pm |
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Who wants to bet Ingrid doesn't recall his lads because they have a rendezvous with a paranoid homicidal maniac. |
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Sudsman
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 28 May 2004
Posts: 764
Location: Wisconsin: land of beer and badgers
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Fri Jun 16, 2006 1:33 pm |
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That's some good shit right there. |
_________________ "Certainly there is no hunting like the hunting of man and those who have hunted armed men long enough and liked it, never really care for anything else thereafter." - Ernest Hemingway
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pug
Master Baiter
Joined: 01 Mar 2006
Posts: 198
Location: Just to the left of things . . .
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Fri Jun 16, 2006 1:48 pm |
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I wasn't sure just what you meant when you said that Robert had a dark side, and now I know! Wow!!
I can imagine that right now there are a couple of people heading for what they think is certain treasure, but getting a little more nervous all the time. Continuing to bite off off just a little more than they're comfortable with and then getting led on a bit further. If what says is true, then maybe his delegates have gone past the point of no return. Again, this is a good parallel to what the victims of their scams go through. I think that reading about this little camping trip might give a little satisfaction to some real victims.
@Gnasher: I wouldn't take you up on a bet like that, because I'm sure that he won't say a thing to his boys about that. He made it pretty clear that he doesn't want them to know about the "murder". I wonder if anything would make him call them back? We might just find out . . . |
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Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 08 Mar 2006
Posts: 690
Location: 127.0.0.1
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Fri Jun 16, 2006 2:03 pm |
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dont you hate it when you go to the inpenetrable forest on a treasure hunt and find that the only person who knows where the money is happens to be a machette wielding maniac who likes a bit of head chopping fun? i get the feeling that the lads who are in uganda would be scared to meet robert and equally (or moreso) scared to piss him off.
as for ingrid, i found his "what do you mean?" email funny. you can almost see the backspaces on his email where he deleted the characters that his jaw hit when it dropped. |
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YeaWhatever
Baiting Guru
Joined: 24 Oct 2005
Posts: 4188
Location: Secret Lair
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Fri Jun 16, 2006 2:16 pm |
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Wait until you see the next one he gets. If he does not shit in his pants then, he never will.
I figure, now that the lads have traveled this far, there is no turning back. Even if Fitzwell did kill someone, it's not like he is going to start hacking people to death at the meeting place, right? |
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Agi Hammerthief
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 12 Mar 2006
Posts: 671
Location: .de
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Fri Jun 16, 2006 2:25 pm |
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how about one of these? to unduly scare the lads, and make them hurry up
wasn't there someone on eater who could fake BBC online news reports?
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Nap Olean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 26 Oct 2004
Posts: 2300
Location: Latin America
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Fri Jun 16, 2006 2:34 pm |
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Please do not do that again. |
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Rayy Ling
Master Baiter
Joined: 29 Mar 2006
Posts: 115
Location: Mychair, Dorset
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Fri Jun 16, 2006 2:37 pm |
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I am sure that this person was as bad as you say but killing him was wrong. Please do not do that again. |
You can see him wagging his finger at you like a headmaster to a bad schoolboy
Please do not do that again
Edit; doh, beaten by 3 minutes on that |
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Roycropper
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Nov 2005
Posts: 7992
Location: Luxury Coffin
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Fri Jun 16, 2006 2:46 pm |
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We can still recover the fund without cutting heads off. |
He's thinking 'Apocalypse Now!' as well! |
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our Agent is Completely broke, pocketless and stranded
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You go die like bird
i started shouting HALLELUJAGOBBLE but none of them notice me immediately police arrested me due to the shouting
f*ck u asshole ur damn mother will loose ur fcuking skull brain ur brain is nothing to compare with rat f*ck ur u
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I am not happy due to the question i answered at money office. Let me tell you do not play with me ok.
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pug
Master Baiter
Joined: 01 Mar 2006
Posts: 198
Location: Just to the left of things . . .
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Fri Jun 16, 2006 4:34 pm |
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I can also imagine ingrid having second thoughts about absconding with all of the loot, and starting to make more complex plans about how he can hide himself and his delegates and the money from the rampaging Robert. HE sure isn't a happy camper right now. I wonder how much of this he is telling his "associates" that he borrowed the money from. Talk about being between a rock and a hard place! |
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Anti-419
Elite Baiter
Joined: 28 Jul 2004
Posts: 1804
Location: Bay Area, CA
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Fri Jun 16, 2006 7:45 pm |
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LOL! I think we can make a book out of this bait.
I wonder this can be turn into a scavenger hunt or some kind of Indiana Jones games. Give him a bunch of riddles to solve and items to obtain and have him figure it out in order to get the final loot. Make him act out the Da Vinci Code. has to encrypt his "treasure" map so it doesn't fall into the wrong hands.
I can totally imagine the lad inserting a gold coin into a tree trunk thinking that the tree will sink... leading to an underground passage. |
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Pachanga
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 Dec 2005
Posts: 3551
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Fri Jun 16, 2006 10:43 pm |
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YW, have you considered dedicating each safari to a particular victim?
Anyone who feels sympathy for these louts should read "Ingrid's" comments about the "murder." |
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YeaWhatever
Baiting Guru
Joined: 24 Oct 2005
Posts: 4188
Location: Secret Lair
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Fri Jun 16, 2006 11:37 pm |
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The lads are in Kabale now, 35km from the Impenetrable Forest, and are forced to stay the night. Hmm, soon they might be all out of money. |
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<i>"We are in Kampala."</i> - Bernard Martin - The Road to the Bwindi Impenetrable Forest
<i>"i have arrive safe in namibia"</i> - Tony Kalabi - The Road to the Skeleton Coast
<i>"he is in aswan"</i> - Larry Ken - The Road to Abu Sunbul
The Road to the Hot Zone</a>
<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=89779" target="_blank"> The Making of a TWAT</a>
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pug
Master Baiter
Joined: 01 Mar 2006
Posts: 198
Location: Just to the left of things . . .
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Sat Jun 17, 2006 1:35 am |
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Too bad there isn't a WU office in Kabale or we could all chip in and send 'em some money for a nice hotel room and a good meal at one of the many fine restaurants that are sure to be there. (At least, I don't think there's a WU office there, is there? As I recall, one of the objectives was to send 'em somewhere away from easy $$ access.) |
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Puq
Queen of the pussycats
Joined: 09 Jun 2005
Posts: 174
Location: UK
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Sat Jun 17, 2006 2:34 am |
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Hmm, soon they might be all out of money.
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Wicked wicked YW
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_________________ FUCK U, FUCK UR PAPA FUCK YA MAMA!SAY THANKS ,IDIOT.i have told u not to bother me aagain or have i not.....foolish idiot.I have another person that will help us do this and it is non of YA FUCKING BUSINESS.ASS HOLE. |
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kahless2k
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 14 May 2006
Posts: 4
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Sat Jun 17, 2006 4:15 am |
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I've been lurking for some time and finally couldnt resist -> Very well done YW, I'm impressed.
How long do you think you can keep them there? |
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Unlocked
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 26 May 2006
Posts: 14
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Sat Jun 17, 2006 7:46 am |
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Very brilliant. I can't wait until I'm able to make mugus do this kind of crazy stuff. I still have trouble getting pictures out of them. All of mine seem really lazy and quit halfway through what i want them to do because they demand funds to help pay for the things i want them to do. |
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Hugh Jundys
Master Baiter
Joined: 27 Feb 2006
Posts: 236
Location: orbiting a black hole
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Sat Jun 17, 2006 10:21 am |
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You know, the only way to top these safaris is to have multiple safaris to the same place. Perhaps have a lad convention in Al Jawf. If you were to do that and have them all go somewhere at the same time, I'd pitch in to have a 419 Scammer Convention banner hanging wherever that happened to be.
419 Scammer Convention banner: $30
Shipping said banner to Al Jawf, Libya: $20
Imagining the look on a lad's face when he arrives to pick up some cash and recognizes another lad from the internet cafe back home:
Well, you know. |
_________________ I dont want to report you to the nearest FIB...But am a man of God iwould,not like to involve you in that kind of shit.please for god sake, do as i have instructed befor i change my mind. - Mr. John
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dr_steven_fairweather
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 08 May 2006
Posts: 38
Location: Melbourne,Australia
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Sat Jun 17, 2006 11:01 am |
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Very brilliant. I can't wait until I'm able to make mugus do this kind of crazy stuff. I still have trouble getting pictures out of them. All of mine seem really lazy and quit halfway through what i want them to do because they demand funds to help pay for the things i want them to do. |
thats when i a good slap is in order for trying to force money out of you before you are ready, but inform them that if they did this big favour for you, you would be happy to repay them for it, plus a little gift of a mobile phone or laptop for there efforts (mabe even include a fake order conformation forms the phone lads like to send out) |
_________________ YOU HAVE EVERY RIGHT TO TELL ME ANYTHING YOU WANT, BUT ONE THING I ASURE YOU IS THAT YOU DONT KNOW WHAT YOU HAVE MISS? - Muyeke Williams
What do you mean, do you realized that your english is not so fluent for every body to understand What do you mean by "stupidity" and "i am sorry shuffler,i am just a little boy andsinceraly aplogise" - Macret Militon |
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YeaWhatever
Baiting Guru
Joined: 24 Oct 2005
Posts: 4188
Location: Secret Lair
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Sat Jun 17, 2006 12:37 pm |
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I found out the name of the other lad that is now in Kabale. It is John Odeke. I talked to him on the phone for a while. He is quite pissed about things. They are very low on money now and are counting on me to get them the money they need to get home.
I am trying to pit all of the lads against each other now. I told Odeke that my brother sent $10K to Ingrid some time ago and that Ingrid was supposed to give most of it to the lads that were traveling to Uganda. I do not know yet if he believed me but I hope that he did.
Meanwhile, I sent some money to Odeke (not really). All of the details went to Ingrid though so we'll see what happens there. |
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<i>"I just want to know why."</i> - Koffi Kuku - The Road to Chad/Darfur
<i>"We are in Kampala."</i> - Bernard Martin - The Road to the Bwindi Impenetrable Forest
<i>"i have arrive safe in namibia"</i> - Tony Kalabi - The Road to the Skeleton Coast
<i>"he is in aswan"</i> - Larry Ken - The Road to Abu Sunbul
The Road to the Hot Zone</a>
<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=89779" target="_blank"> The Making of a TWAT</a>
<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=100535" target="_blank"> The Second Coming of TWAT</a>
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Nap Olean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 26 Oct 2004
Posts: 2300
Location: Latin America
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Sat Jun 17, 2006 12:55 pm |
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Beautiful YW, absolutely beautiful. The fact that your lad sent two people who are at each other's throats makes for some very interesting possibilities. I'm anxious to see how you play this out. |
_________________ Fake banks Waterlooed: x54 x4 x25 x4
Alex Van Dijk: DEAR ASSHOLE, YOU SAID YOU SENT MONEY TO VAN DIJK BUT YOUR LITTLE BRAIN THAT HAS MADE YOU A STUPID MAN DOES NOT CALCULATE WELL . I STARTED REACHING YOU ARROUND FEBRUARY AND YOU SAID YOU SENT MONEY ON THE 25TH OF JANUARY. DONT U SEE THAT YOU ARE TOO DULL FOR THE FAST GAME YOU INTENDED PLAYING ASS HOLE F*** YA MAMA S PUSSYYYYYYYYYYYY HOOOOOOOO. |
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Hugh Jundys
Master Baiter
Joined: 27 Feb 2006
Posts: 236
Location: orbiting a black hole
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Sat Jun 17, 2006 5:46 pm |
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I love this stage of your baits where they start to figure out what's going on...
I wonder if there's a Nigerian embassy in Uganda... Probably nowhere near Kabale...dang it |
_________________ I dont want to report you to the nearest FIB...But am a man of God iwould,not like to involve you in that kind of shit.please for god sake, do as i have instructed befor i change my mind. - Mr. John
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Napalm
Master Baiter
Joined: 09 Jun 2005
Posts: 249
Location: Festac ( The Posh Part )
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Sat Jun 17, 2006 7:30 pm |
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breadcrumb
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Feb 2006
Posts: 2075
Location: On my knees, licking floors together with TSnerd
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Sat Jun 17, 2006 7:58 pm |
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I wonder if there's a Nigerian embassy in Uganda. |
Now that would add another safari hat for YeahWhatever, since the lads are from South Africa |
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"fuck you and your mumu family for ever andv ever, you go die for bicycle accident this year" Hitman to Usm4n B3ll0
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Marvin
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Joined: 20 Aug 2005
Posts: 620
Location: Sector ZZ9 Plural Z Alpha
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Sat Jun 17, 2006 8:00 pm |
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Any problems getting them over to Rwanda?
Masterful baiting YW!
Nigerian Embassy :-
Kampala
Embassy of Nigeria
Box 4338, Kampala
UGANDA
Tel: 256-41-232 543, 233 691/2
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_________________ Marvin "Your Plastic Moron Who's Fun To Be With."
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