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Gnasher
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 16, 2006 12:50 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Who wants to bet Ingrid doesn't recall his lads because they have a rendezvous with a paranoid homicidal maniac.
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 16, 2006 1:33 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

That's some good shit right there. Very Happy

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 16, 2006 1:48 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I wasn't sure just what you meant when you said that Robert had a dark side, and now I know! Wow!!
I can imagine that right now there are a couple of people heading for what they think is certain treasure, but getting a little more nervous all the time. Continuing to bite off off just a little more than they're comfortable with and then getting led on a bit further. If what says is true, then maybe his delegates have gone past the point of no return. Again, this is a good parallel to what the victims of their scams go through. I think that reading about this little camping trip might give a little satisfaction to some real victims.

@Gnasher: I wouldn't take you up on a bet like that, because I'm sure that he won't say a thing to his boys about that. He made it pretty clear that he doesn't want them to know about the "murder". I wonder if anything would make him call them back? We might just find out . . .

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 16, 2006 2:03 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

dont you hate it when you go to the inpenetrable forest on a treasure hunt and find that the only person who knows where the money is happens to be a machette wielding maniac who likes a bit of head chopping fun? i get the feeling that the lads who are in uganda would be scared to meet robert and equally (or moreso) scared to piss him off. Laughing
as for ingrid, i found his "what do you mean?" email funny. you can almost see the backspaces on his email where he deleted the characters that his jaw hit when it dropped.

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 16, 2006 2:16 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Wait until you see the next one he gets. If he does not shit in his pants then, he never will.

I figure, now that the lads have traveled this far, there is no turning back. Even if Fitzwell did kill someone, it's not like he is going to start hacking people to death at the meeting place, right?

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 16, 2006 2:25 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

how about one of these? to unduly scare the lads, and make them hurry up
wasn't there someone on eater who could fake BBC online news reports?

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 16, 2006 2:34 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Smith wrote:
Please do not do that again.


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PostPosted: Fri Jun 16, 2006 2:37 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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I am sure that this person was as bad as you say but killing him was wrong. Please do not do that again.


You can see him wagging his finger at you like a headmaster to a bad schoolboy Laughing

Please do not do that again Laughing Laughing Laughing

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 16, 2006 2:46 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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We can still recover the fund without cutting heads off.

He's thinking 'Apocalypse Now!' as well!

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 16, 2006 4:34 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I can also imagine ingrid having second thoughts about absconding with all of the loot, and starting to make more complex plans about how he can hide himself and his delegates and the money from the rampaging Robert. HE sure isn't a happy camper right now. I wonder how much of this he is telling his "associates" that he borrowed the money from. Talk about being between a rock and a hard place!

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 16, 2006 7:45 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

LOL! I think we can make a book out of this bait.

I wonder this can be turn into a scavenger hunt or some kind of Indiana Jones games. Give him a bunch of riddles to solve and items to obtain and have him figure it out in order to get the final loot. Make him act out the Da Vinci Code. has to encrypt his "treasure" map so it doesn't fall into the wrong hands.

I can totally imagine the lad inserting a gold coin into a tree trunk thinking that the tree will sink... leading to an underground passage. Laughing

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 16, 2006 10:43 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

YW, have you considered dedicating each safari to a particular victim?

Anyone who feels sympathy for these louts should read "Ingrid's" comments about the "murder."
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 16, 2006 11:37 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

The lads are in Kabale now, 35km from the Impenetrable Forest, and are forced to stay the night. Hmm, soon they might be all out of money. Crying or Very sad

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PostPosted: Sat Jun 17, 2006 1:35 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Too bad there isn't a WU office in Kabale or we could all chip in and send 'em some money for a nice hotel room and a good meal at one of the many fine restaurants that are sure to be there. (At least, I don't think there's a WU office there, is there? As I recall, one of the objectives was to send 'em somewhere away from easy $$ access.)

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PostPosted: Sat Jun 17, 2006 2:34 am Reply with quoteBack to top

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Hmm, soon they might be all out of money.




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PostPosted: Sat Jun 17, 2006 4:15 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I've been lurking for some time and finally couldnt resist -> Very well done YW, I'm impressed.

How long do you think you can keep them there?
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 17, 2006 7:46 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Very brilliant. I can't wait until I'm able to make mugus do this kind of crazy stuff. I still have trouble getting pictures out of them. All of mine seem really lazy and quit halfway through what i want them to do because they demand funds to help pay for the things i want them to do.
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 17, 2006 10:21 am Reply with quoteBack to top

You know, the only way to top these safaris is to have multiple safaris to the same place. Perhaps have a lad convention in Al Jawf. If you were to do that and have them all go somewhere at the same time, I'd pitch in to have a 419 Scammer Convention banner hanging wherever that happened to be.

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Shipping said banner to Al Jawf, Libya: $20

Imagining the look on a lad's face when he arrives to pick up some cash and recognizes another lad from the internet cafe back home:


Well, you know.

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PostPosted: Sat Jun 17, 2006 11:01 am Reply with quoteBack to top

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Very brilliant. I can't wait until I'm able to make mugus do this kind of crazy stuff. I still have trouble getting pictures out of them. All of mine seem really lazy and quit halfway through what i want them to do because they demand funds to help pay for the things i want them to do.


thats when i a good slap is in order for trying to force money out of you before you are ready, but inform them that if they did this big favour for you, you would be happy to repay them for it, plus a little gift of a mobile phone or laptop for there efforts (mabe even include a fake order conformation forms the phone lads like to send out)

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PostPosted: Sat Jun 17, 2006 12:37 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I found out the name of the other lad that is now in Kabale. It is John Odeke. I talked to him on the phone for a while. He is quite pissed about things. They are very low on money now and are counting on me to get them the money they need to get home.

I am trying to pit all of the lads against each other now. I told Odeke that my brother sent $10K to Ingrid some time ago and that Ingrid was supposed to give most of it to the lads that were traveling to Uganda. I do not know yet if he believed me but I hope that he did.

Meanwhile, I sent some money to Odeke (not really). All of the details went to Ingrid though so we'll see what happens there.

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PostPosted: Sat Jun 17, 2006 12:55 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Beautiful YW, absolutely beautiful. The fact that your lad sent two people who are at each other's throats makes for some very interesting possibilities. I'm anxious to see how you play this out.

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PostPosted: Sat Jun 17, 2006 5:46 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I love this stage of your baits where they start to figure out what's going on...

I wonder if there's a Nigerian embassy in Uganda... Probably nowhere near Kabale...dang it Laughing

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PostPosted: Sat Jun 17, 2006 7:30 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^ Even if there is an embassy it would take a load of cash and a three week waiting list to get in. Very Happy

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PostPosted: Sat Jun 17, 2006 7:58 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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I wonder if there's a Nigerian embassy in Uganda.

Now that would add another safari hat for YeahWhatever, since the lads are from South Africa Wink Razz

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PostPosted: Sat Jun 17, 2006 8:00 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Any problems getting them over to Rwanda?

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