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Tsnerd
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 14 Jul 2005
Posts: 41
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Apocalypse Now movie lines can be applied to pretty much anything in life, even baiting:
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Fakers: many, many, lots; an SSL and a couple of Resellers.
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YeaWhatever
Baiting Guru
Joined: 24 Oct 2005
Posts: 4188
Location: Secret Lair
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Thu Jun 15, 2006 3:49 am |
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I was wondering when this was going to happen. He just asked me to wire $1,000.00 so his friends could get a hotel once they arrived in Kampala, Uganda. That is a pretty damn expensive hotel is you ask me.
Of course, I told him that I would only make an effort to do this once his friends emailed me from Kampala. This ass better not back out on me now. |
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<a href="http://www.419eater.com/html/letters.htm" target="_blank">
 <i>"I just want to know why."</i> - Koffi Kuku - The Road to Chad/Darfur
<i>"We are in Kampala."</i> - Bernard Martin - The Road to the Bwindi Impenetrable Forest
<i>"i have arrive safe in namibia"</i> - Tony Kalabi - The Road to the Skeleton Coast
<i>"he is in aswan"</i> - Larry Ken - The Road to Abu Sunbul
The Road to the Hot Zone</a>
 <a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=89779" target="_blank"> The Making of a TWAT</a>
<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=100535" target="_blank"> The Second Coming of TWAT</a>
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Gnasher
Baiting Guru
Joined: 29 May 2006
Posts: 2849
Location: Centre Stage in the Theatre of Cruelty
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Thu Jun 15, 2006 3:56 am |
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How the hell are you supposed to wire them $1000 when (a) all your cash is buried and (b) you have no access to a WU. These lads just don't think it through do they? |
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Roycropper
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Nov 2005
Posts: 7992
Location: Luxury Coffin
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Thu Jun 15, 2006 10:23 am |
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[apologizing for severed heads adorning Yea Whatever's headquarters]
Photo Journalist: The heads. You're looking at the heads. Sometimes he goes too far. He's the first one to admit it. |
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the European Union has bounced on our freckles
COULD YOU IMAGINE WHAT HAPPENED WHEN I WENT TO THE BANK
our Agent is Completely broke, pocketless and stranded
I WLL SEND AN AFRICA WITCH TO ATTACH YOU BASTARD
You go die like bird
i started shouting HALLELUJAGOBBLE but none of them notice me immediately police arrested me due to the shouting
f*ck u asshole ur damn mother will loose ur fcuking skull brain ur brain is nothing to compare with rat f*ck ur u
MY FRIEND ALEX WAS DETAINED IN POLICE STATION
I am not happy due to the question i answered at money office. Let me tell you do not play with me ok.
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Dinnertime Mbuzo
Account closed at users request
Joined: 13 Dec 2005
Posts: 559
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Thu Jun 15, 2006 12:43 pm |
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samuel johnson said OH BOY NA GOD GO PUNISH UR PAPA ASSHOLE, GOAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
then samuel johnson added UR PILE DEY CRAZE
I BE UR PAPA MATE, TELL UR PAPA TO GO CASH THE PAY SO EFCC GO NAB IM ASSHOLE, AND IM MORTHERFUCKING ASSHOLE GO TEY FOR THE MUTHERFUCKING PRISON FOR MUTHRFUCKING 100YEARS.
alvin bakare asked what is the meaning of what you sent to me,a sexual picture?
Peter Bongo said What is this you are doing? Have you forgotten that i am Peter Bongo.
Ovo said I AM FROM NIGERIA
ATTARCH HERE IS MY PICPURE
HOW CAN I GET THE MONEY? |
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YeaWhatever
Baiting Guru
Joined: 24 Oct 2005
Posts: 4188
Location: Secret Lair
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Thu Jun 15, 2006 12:46 pm |
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Here's one for you.
"I love the smell of mugus in Uganda. It smells like....victory."
<a href="http://yeawhatever.catholiccall.org/bwindi/safarihome.html">The lads made it!</a> |
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<a href="http://www.419eater.com/html/letters.htm" target="_blank">
<i>"I just want to know why."</i> - Koffi Kuku - The Road to Chad/Darfur
<i>"We are in Kampala."</i> - Bernard Martin - The Road to the Bwindi Impenetrable Forest
<i>"i have arrive safe in namibia"</i> - Tony Kalabi - The Road to the Skeleton Coast
<i>"he is in aswan"</i> - Larry Ken - The Road to Abu Sunbul
The Road to the Hot Zone</a>
<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=89779" target="_blank"> The Making of a TWAT</a>
<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=100535" target="_blank"> The Second Coming of TWAT</a>
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Dinnertime Mbuzo
Account closed at users request
Joined: 13 Dec 2005
Posts: 559
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Thu Jun 15, 2006 12:54 pm |
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They are in Kampala? |
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samuel johnson said OH BOY NA GOD GO PUNISH UR PAPA ASSHOLE, GOAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
then samuel johnson added UR PILE DEY CRAZE
I BE UR PAPA MATE, TELL UR PAPA TO GO CASH THE PAY SO EFCC GO NAB IM ASSHOLE, AND IM MORTHERFUCKING ASSHOLE GO TEY FOR THE MUTHERFUCKING PRISON FOR MUTHRFUCKING 100YEARS.
alvin bakare asked what is the meaning of what you sent to me,a sexual picture?
Peter Bongo said What is this you are doing? Have you forgotten that i am Peter Bongo.
Ovo said I AM FROM NIGERIA
ATTARCH HERE IS MY PICPURE
HOW CAN I GET THE MONEY? |
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YeaWhatever
Baiting Guru
Joined: 24 Oct 2005
Posts: 4188
Location: Secret Lair
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Thu Jun 15, 2006 12:55 pm |
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Yes they are! And they are earlier than expected too (a nice surprise). |
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<a href="http://www.419eater.com/html/letters.htm" target="_blank">
<i>"I just want to know why."</i> - Koffi Kuku - The Road to Chad/Darfur
<i>"We are in Kampala."</i> - Bernard Martin - The Road to the Bwindi Impenetrable Forest
<i>"i have arrive safe in namibia"</i> - Tony Kalabi - The Road to the Skeleton Coast
<i>"he is in aswan"</i> - Larry Ken - The Road to Abu Sunbul
The Road to the Hot Zone</a>
<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=89779" target="_blank"> The Making of a TWAT</a>
<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=100535" target="_blank"> The Second Coming of TWAT</a>
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Death
Master Baiter
Joined: 24 May 2006
Posts: 140
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Thu Jun 15, 2006 12:55 pm |
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The lads made it! |
Great work |
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fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu (martins ehis) |
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Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 08 Mar 2006
Posts: 690
Location: 127.0.0.1
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Thu Jun 15, 2006 1:00 pm |
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once in a purple moon, lads show that they are capable and reliable.
*does victory dance in YWs honor* |
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go you polkhead, FULK- albert john
I AM THE KING OF SCAMMARS...I WILL GET YOU SOME DAY. -olivier kabah
i can pay $1,0000000 to get your cops to hell - jacob wilson
lagos to douala "i am tired of roaming west africa"
i like pretty flags. want your own?
46X 10X 8X  5X 5X  5X  4X  4X  4X  3X  3X  3X (???) 2X  2X  2X     and a sierra leone diamond site.
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Nurse Nasty needs a new endoscope. Donate! |
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Dinnertime Mbuzo
Account closed at users request
Joined: 13 Dec 2005
Posts: 559
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Thu Jun 15, 2006 1:01 pm |
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Way to go, YW.
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samuel johnson said OH BOY NA GOD GO PUNISH UR PAPA ASSHOLE, GOAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
then samuel johnson added UR PILE DEY CRAZE
I BE UR PAPA MATE, TELL UR PAPA TO GO CASH THE PAY SO EFCC GO NAB IM ASSHOLE, AND IM MORTHERFUCKING ASSHOLE GO TEY FOR THE MUTHERFUCKING PRISON FOR MUTHRFUCKING 100YEARS.
alvin bakare asked what is the meaning of what you sent to me,a sexual picture?
Peter Bongo said What is this you are doing? Have you forgotten that i am Peter Bongo.
Ovo said I AM FROM NIGERIA
ATTARCH HERE IS MY PICPURE
HOW CAN I GET THE MONEY? |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Thu Jun 15, 2006 1:10 pm |
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YW, Lance had it right:
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Disneyland. Fuck, man, this is better than Disneyland!
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Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
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x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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Chill
419Eater is my life
Joined: 06 Aug 2004
Posts: 345
Location: SW Ancient Lutecia C.E.S.M region.
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Thu Jun 15, 2006 1:47 pm |
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I love it when a plan comes together.... |
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DEAR SIR, I HAVE FIVE WORD FOR YOU: YOU ARE ONE SICK BASTARD [faruka abdullah]
I dont realy understand you because you are very very stupid bitch [j sam]
I want to verify if you are suffering from Mental Disorder... Why must you be writing such stupid mails by sending such stupid mails to us? [Sani Ahmed]
You are stupid person basterd [madam.willis kokou]
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If meat is murder, then is Quorn wasting police time?
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Nap Olean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 26 Oct 2004
Posts: 2300
Location: Latin America
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Thu Jun 15, 2006 1:54 pm |
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Awesome!!!!!
As they say in street hockey: Game On!!! |
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Fake banks Waterlooed: x54       x4 x25 x4  
Alex Van Dijk: DEAR ASSHOLE, YOU SAID YOU SENT MONEY TO VAN DIJK BUT YOUR LITTLE BRAIN THAT HAS MADE YOU A STUPID MAN DOES NOT CALCULATE WELL . I STARTED REACHING YOU ARROUND FEBRUARY AND YOU SAID YOU SENT MONEY ON THE 25TH OF JANUARY. DONT U SEE THAT YOU ARE TOO DULL FOR THE FAST GAME YOU INTENDED PLAYING ASS HOLE F*** YA MAMA S PUSSYYYYYYYYYYYY HOOOOOOOO. |
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Thu Jun 15, 2006 2:35 pm |
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Congrats! This is a ton of fun to watch. |
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Christ Ghana-Chad
Miracle Benin-Chad
Omar Edo-Abeche
Adamu Lagos-Abeche
Emi - S Africa-Egypt-Sudan 10k miles
Chris  Dakar-Niger-BF-Cameroon-Lagos-Mali-Nairobi 9.6k miles
Kevin Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2  5k miles x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles
Misc   Germany-Holland, Atlanta, Beijing-ChangZhou, London-Glasgow, TIMBUKTU x 2 |
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Sudsman
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 28 May 2004
Posts: 764
Location: Wisconsin: land of beer and badgers
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Thu Jun 15, 2006 2:39 pm |
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Awesome!!! 
Once again, I tip my bowler to you, my friend. |
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"Certainly there is no hunting like the hunting of man and those who have hunted armed men long enough and liked it, never really care for anything else thereafter." - Ernest Hemingway
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3strikes_out
419Eater is my life
Joined: 03 Nov 2004
Posts: 372
Location: Los Poblanos, Los Chilangos... de Durango...de Sonora...Sinaloa
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Thu Jun 15, 2006 3:49 pm |
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Way to go!!!!! |
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Dear steve,
i have gone to collect the money and i was told there was no such
transaction,i wonder why you are this terriable.-Moahammed Ayodele
But you see me holding this sign for you and still not impress for the work I did. -Kumal Umal
...you still went ahead to make more payment to them without my knowledge, well that is so disgosting. -Charles Soludo |
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mugumogambo
419Eater is my life
Joined: 11 Nov 2005
Posts: 337
Location: 2 feet from here
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Thu Jun 15, 2006 4:20 pm |
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Quite impressive! Time to don your new safari hat!
Congrats! |
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"I wish you 12 months of happiness, 52 weeks of fun , 365 days of laughter, 8760 hours of favour, 525600 mins of success in 2006. be bless." - Prof. Charles Soludo
<img src="images/smiles/icon_cn.gif" alt="China" border="0" />
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Thu Jun 15, 2006 4:54 pm |
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Hopefully the people the lads got the loan from are the kind of people who bust knee caps if they don�t repay as promised. |
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Christ Ghana-Chad
Miracle Benin-Chad
Omar Edo-Abeche
Adamu Lagos-Abeche
Emi - S Africa-Egypt-Sudan 10k miles
Chris Dakar-Niger-BF-Cameroon-Lagos-Mali-Nairobi 9.6k miles
Kevin Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2 5k miles x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles
Misc Germany-Holland, Atlanta, Beijing-ChangZhou, London-Glasgow, TIMBUKTU x 2 |
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llamedos
Been There, Done That
Joined: 04 Jun 2004
Posts: 2695
Location: ^^^ Wherever the other side has gone to
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Thu Jun 15, 2006 5:26 pm |
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Oh, absolutely 
Excellent work YW (as ever) |
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Accra - Lome (16/7/05 midnight - 5am) Accra - Lome - Benin Jul '11
Barrister Addo Williams: I want you to know that I am not impressed with your performance towards this project.
Mattins Wilson: ...and they stated morken me and tarfing at me as if am a full, so please it is enough OK. /AND/ I promise you for all this furffring that you are furffring to me <--- No, I haven't a clue either
Peter Ovdo: I want you to have trust in me that all is ok as stated in my last mail to you which i wrote in big letters
Ethel Gnassingbe: FOUK YOU AND GO TO HELL
"I am a bomb technician. If you see me running, try to keep up" |
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Ginger Head
Elite Baiter
Joined: 03 Jan 2006
Posts: 1455
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Thu Jun 15, 2006 9:36 pm |
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Superb. 
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Napalm
Master Baiter
Joined: 09 Jun 2005
Posts: 249
Location: Festac ( The Posh Part )
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Rayy Ling
Master Baiter
Joined: 29 Mar 2006
Posts: 115
Location: Mychair, Dorset
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Fri Jun 16, 2006 10:27 am |
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I think that the pressure is getting to Robert. All that bad language and sarcasm to the nice Mr Smith, well, he just doesn't deserve it after all the good things he's trying to do for Robert. Bad boy |
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YeaWhatever
Baiting Guru
Joined: 24 Oct 2005
Posts: 4188
Location: Secret Lair
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Fri Jun 16, 2006 12:38 pm |
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Oh, the presure is getting to Robert alright. He is starting to do some things that some (Ingrid) might find objectionable. |
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<a href="http://www.419eater.com/html/letters.htm" target="_blank">
<i>"I just want to know why."</i> - Koffi Kuku - The Road to Chad/Darfur
<i>"We are in Kampala."</i> - Bernard Martin - The Road to the Bwindi Impenetrable Forest
<i>"i have arrive safe in namibia"</i> - Tony Kalabi - The Road to the Skeleton Coast
<i>"he is in aswan"</i> - Larry Ken - The Road to Abu Sunbul
The Road to the Hot Zone</a>
<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=89779" target="_blank"> The Making of a TWAT</a>
<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=100535" target="_blank"> The Second Coming of TWAT</a>
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Bas
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 08 Mar 2006
Posts: 55
Location: Hollanda
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Fri Jun 16, 2006 12:50 pm |
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Oooops...
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