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Tsnerd
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PostPosted: Wed Jun 14, 2006 7:25 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Apocalypse Now movie lines can be applied to pretty much anything in life, even baiting:
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You're a small boi, sent by the oga to collect a bill....

Wink

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YeaWhatever
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 15, 2006 3:49 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I was wondering when this was going to happen. He just asked me to wire $1,000.00 so his friends could get a hotel once they arrived in Kampala, Uganda. That is a pretty damn expensive hotel is you ask me.

Of course, I told him that I would only make an effort to do this once his friends emailed me from Kampala. This ass better not back out on me now.

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Safari<i>"i have arrive safe in namibia"</i> - Tony Kalabi - The Road to the Skeleton Coast
Safari<i>"he is in aswan"</i> - Larry Ken - The Road to Abu Sunbul
Safari The Road to the Hot Zone</a>
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T.W.A.T<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=100535" target="_blank"> The Second Coming of TWAT</a>
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Gnasher
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 15, 2006 3:56 am Reply with quoteBack to top

How the hell are you supposed to wire them $1000 when (a) all your cash is buried and (b) you have no access to a WU. These lads just don't think it through do they?
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 15, 2006 10:23 am Reply with quoteBack to top

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[apologizing for severed heads adorning Yea Whatever's headquarters]
Photo Journalist: The heads. You're looking at the heads. Sometimes he goes too far. He's the first one to admit it.

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You go die like bird
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Dinnertime Mbuzo
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 15, 2006 12:43 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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He's out there operating without any decent restraint, totally beyond the pale of any acceptable human conduct.

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samuel johnson said OH BOY NA GOD GO PUNISH UR PAPA ASSHOLE, GOAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
then samuel johnson added UR PILE DEY CRAZE
I BE UR PAPA MATE, TELL UR PAPA TO GO CASH THE PAY SO EFCC GO NAB IM ASSHOLE, AND IM MORTHERFUCKING ASSHOLE GO TEY FOR THE MUTHERFUCKING PRISON FOR MUTHRFUCKING 100YEARS.
alvin bakare asked what is the meaning of what you sent to me,a sexual picture?
Peter Bongo said What is this you are doing? Have you forgotten that i am Peter Bongo.
Ovo said I AM FROM NIGERIA
ATTARCH HERE IS MY PICPURE
HOW CAN I GET THE MONEY?
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YeaWhatever
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 15, 2006 12:46 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Here's one for you.

"I love the smell of mugus in Uganda. It smells like....victory."

Image

<a href="http://yeawhatever.catholiccall.org/bwindi/safarihome.html">The lads made it!</a>

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Safari<i>"I just want to know why."</i> - Koffi Kuku - The Road to Chad/Darfur
Safari<i>"We are in Kampala."</i> - Bernard Martin - The Road to the Bwindi Impenetrable Forest
Safari<i>"i have arrive safe in namibia"</i> - Tony Kalabi - The Road to the Skeleton Coast
Safari<i>"he is in aswan"</i> - Larry Ken - The Road to Abu Sunbul
Safari The Road to the Hot Zone</a>
T.W.A.T<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=89779" target="_blank"> The Making of a TWAT</a>
T.W.A.T<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=100535" target="_blank"> The Second Coming of TWAT</a>
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 15, 2006 12:54 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

They are in Kampala?

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samuel johnson said OH BOY NA GOD GO PUNISH UR PAPA ASSHOLE, GOAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
then samuel johnson added UR PILE DEY CRAZE
I BE UR PAPA MATE, TELL UR PAPA TO GO CASH THE PAY SO EFCC GO NAB IM ASSHOLE, AND IM MORTHERFUCKING ASSHOLE GO TEY FOR THE MUTHERFUCKING PRISON FOR MUTHRFUCKING 100YEARS.
alvin bakare asked what is the meaning of what you sent to me,a sexual picture?
Peter Bongo said What is this you are doing? Have you forgotten that i am Peter Bongo.
Ovo said I AM FROM NIGERIA
ATTARCH HERE IS MY PICPURE
HOW CAN I GET THE MONEY?
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YeaWhatever
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 15, 2006 12:55 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Yes they are! And they are earlier than expected too (a nice surprise).

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Safari<i>"I just want to know why."</i> - Koffi Kuku - The Road to Chad/Darfur
Safari<i>"We are in Kampala."</i> - Bernard Martin - The Road to the Bwindi Impenetrable Forest
Safari<i>"i have arrive safe in namibia"</i> - Tony Kalabi - The Road to the Skeleton Coast
Safari<i>"he is in aswan"</i> - Larry Ken - The Road to Abu Sunbul
Safari The Road to the Hot Zone</a>
T.W.A.T<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=89779" target="_blank"> The Making of a TWAT</a>
T.W.A.T<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=100535" target="_blank"> The Second Coming of TWAT</a>
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Death
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 15, 2006 12:55 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

YeaWhatever wrote:

The lads made it!




happy crowd happy crowd

Great work

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United States


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PostPosted: Thu Jun 15, 2006 1:00 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

once in a purple moon, lads show that they are capable and reliable.
*does victory dance in YWs honor*

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i like pretty flags. want your own?
46X United Kingdom 10X Cellphone 8X Nigeria 5X United States 5X Spain 5X Netherlands 4X Ghana 4X South Africa 4X Malaysia 3X Togo 3X Switzerland 3X (???) 2X Russia 2X Canada 2X Benin Sweden Isle Of Man Ivory Coast and a sierra leone diamond site.
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Dinnertime Mbuzo
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 15, 2006 1:01 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Way to go, YW.

happy crowd

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samuel johnson said OH BOY NA GOD GO PUNISH UR PAPA ASSHOLE, GOAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
then samuel johnson added UR PILE DEY CRAZE
I BE UR PAPA MATE, TELL UR PAPA TO GO CASH THE PAY SO EFCC GO NAB IM ASSHOLE, AND IM MORTHERFUCKING ASSHOLE GO TEY FOR THE MUTHERFUCKING PRISON FOR MUTHRFUCKING 100YEARS.
alvin bakare asked what is the meaning of what you sent to me,a sexual picture?
Peter Bongo said What is this you are doing? Have you forgotten that i am Peter Bongo.
Ovo said I AM FROM NIGERIA
ATTARCH HERE IS MY PICPURE
HOW CAN I GET THE MONEY?
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Yastreb
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 15, 2006 1:10 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

YW, Lance had it right:

Quote:

Disneyland. Fuck, man, this is better than Disneyland!

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 15, 2006 1:47 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

jump_4_joy happy crowd jump_4_joy

I love it when a plan comes together....

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You are stupid person basterd [madam.willis kokou]
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Nap Olean
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 15, 2006 1:54 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Awesome!!!!!

As they say in street hockey: Game On!!!

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jojobean
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 15, 2006 2:35 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Thumbs up

Congrats! This is a ton of fun to watch.

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Christ Safari Ghana-Chad
Miracle Safari Benin-Chad
Omar Safari Edo-Abeche T.W.A.T
Adamu Safari Lagos-Abeche
Emi Safari- S Africa-Egypt-Sudan 10k miles
Chris Safari Jolly Roger Dakar-Niger-BF-Cameroon-Lagos-Mali-Nairobi 9.6k miles

Kevin Pith Helmet 10 Safari Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2 Suitcase 5k miles Tattoo x 6
Kenny Safari Safari Safari 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Goat
Ben Safari Safari Safari 2.5k miles

Misc Pith Helmet 20 Pith Helmet 5 Pith Helmet 5 Safari Safari Germany-Holland, Atlanta, Beijing-ChangZhou, London-Glasgow, TIMBUKTU x 2
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Sudsman
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 15, 2006 2:39 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Awesome!!! Very Happy

Once again, I tip my bowler to you, my friend.

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3strikes_out
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 15, 2006 3:49 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Way to go!!!!!

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 15, 2006 4:20 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Quite impressive! Time to don your new safari hat!

Congrats!

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jojobean
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 15, 2006 4:54 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Hopefully the people the lads got the loan from are the kind of people who bust knee caps if they donít repay as promised.

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Christ Safari Ghana-Chad
Miracle Safari Benin-Chad
Omar Safari Edo-Abeche T.W.A.T
Adamu Safari Lagos-Abeche
Emi Safari- S Africa-Egypt-Sudan 10k miles
Chris Safari Jolly Roger Dakar-Niger-BF-Cameroon-Lagos-Mali-Nairobi 9.6k miles

Kevin Pith Helmet 10 Safari Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2 Suitcase 5k miles Tattoo x 6
Kenny Safari Safari Safari 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Goat
Ben Safari Safari Safari 2.5k miles

Misc Pith Helmet 20 Pith Helmet 5 Pith Helmet 5 Safari Safari Germany-Holland, Atlanta, Beijing-ChangZhou, London-Glasgow, TIMBUKTU x 2
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llamedos
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 15, 2006 5:26 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

/\/\/\/\

Oh, absolutely Laughing

Excellent work YW (as ever)

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Safari Accra - Lome (16/7/05 midnight - 5am) Safari Accra - Lome - Benin Jul '11

Barrister Addo Williams: I want you to know that I am not impressed with your performance towards this project.
Mattins Wilson: ...and they stated morken me and tarfing at me as if am a full, so please it is enough OK. /AND/ I promise you for all this furffring that you are furffring to me <--- No, I haven't a clue either
Peter Ovdo: I want you to have trust in me that all is ok as stated in my last mail to you which i wrote in big letters

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Ginger Head
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 15, 2006 9:36 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Superb. clapping

You really are doing your bit for African transport operators Smile

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 15, 2006 11:27 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Its 2.22am in Kampala, not a nice place to be even if your laid up in some shitty B&B Very Happy

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 16, 2006 10:27 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I think that the pressure is getting to Robert. All that bad language and sarcasm to the nice Mr Smith, well, he just doesn't deserve it after all the good things he's trying to do for Robert. Bad boy Laughing
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YeaWhatever
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 16, 2006 12:38 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Oh, the presure is getting to Robert alright. He is starting to do some things that some (Ingrid) might find objectionable. Laughing

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Safari<i>"I just want to know why."</i> - Koffi Kuku - The Road to Chad/Darfur
Safari<i>"We are in Kampala."</i> - Bernard Martin - The Road to the Bwindi Impenetrable Forest
Safari<i>"i have arrive safe in namibia"</i> - Tony Kalabi - The Road to the Skeleton Coast
Safari<i>"he is in aswan"</i> - Larry Ken - The Road to Abu Sunbul
Safari The Road to the Hot Zone</a>
T.W.A.T<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=89779" target="_blank"> The Making of a TWAT</a>
T.W.A.T<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=100535" target="_blank"> The Second Coming of TWAT</a>
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 16, 2006 12:50 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Oooops...

Twisted Evil

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