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tubthumper
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 26 May 2005
Posts: 881
Location: Ourrah pobiedah
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A Skinner
Texas Lad-Saw Massacre
Joined: 16 Nov 2003
Posts: 3733
Location: Texas, USA
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Thu Jun 01, 2006 12:55 am |
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Excellent work, no bull! |
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infact am getting tired with all this speculation in this transaction, honestly if i had known that this is the kind of person you are i would not have contacted for an assistance
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Imus_Naile
419Eater is my life
Joined: 07 Mar 2006
Posts: 277
Location: Between the Moon and New York City
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Thu Jun 01, 2006 1:21 am |
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ROFL Jose!
These are great!
Love to get home from work, and see a carved nintendo, bull riders, a guy naked with egg on his eyes, and milk on his body, and some bad passports 
BTW, is that a Nike symbol on the bulls head (upsidedown) He is a nike bull! |
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jose_cuervo
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Mar 2006
Posts: 8175
Location: Packing Vaseline in my frilly boots, I can’t help if it gets in other places.
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Thu Jun 01, 2006 1:50 am |
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| BTW, is that a Nike symbol on the bulls head (upsidedown) He is a nike bull! |
Great find Imus! My rodeo team manager will have to purchase the bull (read "skinny cow") for the potential marketing revenue that Nike will surely want to pay  |
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The False Italian
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Joined: 10 Jan 2004
Posts: 3779
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Hawkeyewon
419Eater is my life
Joined: 09 Nov 2005
Posts: 347
Location: between Rocky and Bullwinkle, but closer to Bob Clampett! ;^)
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Thu Jun 01, 2006 3:02 am |
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@ IMUS... hehehe... isn't life grand when one can just pull up all this crazy shit on the net and stumble off to bed in tears of laughter ?!?!?!?!?!? LOL!
Thanks to Shiver and the Mods... hey, weren't they from Liverpool a while back? Lads with wigs...  More! More! More! hahaha!
I'm hot on the trail of this hot russian romance scammer for a week or so, their trails seem to go cold after a while, but it's fun to collect their pictures. |
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jose_cuervo
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Mar 2006
Posts: 8175
Location: Packing Vaseline in my frilly boots, I can’t help if it gets in other places.
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Thu Jun 01, 2006 3:18 am |
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Sorry guys, in my haste to get these up, I accidentally missed my favorite pic of the lot 
not quite sure if that is a look of fear or pleasure
(click to enlarge)
EDIT>>> to restore links |
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Hawkeyewon
419Eater is my life
Joined: 09 Nov 2005
Posts: 347
Location: between Rocky and Bullwinkle, but closer to Bob Clampett! ;^)
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Thu Jun 01, 2006 3:22 am |
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Well!!! Speakin' of pictures, that one's worth a few thousand words or some really hi frq screetches... hehehe.... YoW!!! CoW!!!! |
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callum
Director of Press Relations
Joined: 29 May 2004
Posts: 3631
Location: On the run from the asylum and this seems like a good place to hide. Blend right in...
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Thu Jun 01, 2006 3:32 am |
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| quite sure if that is a look of fear or pleasure |
Are you referring to the lad or the 'bull'?
That animal's so small their feet are still touching the ground! Wusses! |
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Imus_Naile
419Eater is my life
Joined: 07 Mar 2006
Posts: 277
Location: Between the Moon and New York City
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Thu Jun 01, 2006 4:44 am |
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exschoolnerd
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 25 May 2006
Posts: 50
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Thu Jun 01, 2006 1:32 pm |
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OH My Word.... Rodeo... ding.. hmmm.. boys got lots of monie, even owns a vboot..hmm.. waahahahahaha.. I think I wanna join the extreme sport club. What is their address.. I need some action on the bull riding.. but thats no bull |
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Scam Patroller
Baiting Guru
Joined: 08 Jul 2004
Posts: 11857
Location: UK
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YeaWhatever
Baiting Guru
Joined: 24 Oct 2005
Posts: 4188
Location: Secret Lair
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Thu Jun 01, 2006 1:51 pm |
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At some point, it would be cool if you could publish the bait. I would love to see how you talked these morons into making t-shirts and riding bulls. |
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exschoolnerd
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 25 May 2006
Posts: 50
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Thu Jun 01, 2006 1:54 pm |
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private parts
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 21 May 2006
Posts: 25
Location: Somehere the sun don't shine
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Thu Jun 01, 2006 2:04 pm |
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Given the fantastic photos here and elsewhere in this forum, is there any urge (best word I could think of lol!) for a caption competition.
Would be say one pic a week or fortnight that was stickied in the pictures forum and then appropriate captions could be added?
Just a err thought guys <meekly>
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maxheadroom
419Eater is my life
Joined: 11 Jul 2004
Posts: 385
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Thu Jun 01, 2006 2:33 pm |
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Don't they know REAL bull riders wear cowboy hats! They must put some on or else they are not taking this business seriously!
Also, I think I had suggested to jose when he started this idea that he should have rodeo clowns, but I don't know if he passed it on to the lads or not.
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jose_cuervo
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Mar 2006
Posts: 8175
Location: Packing Vaseline in my frilly boots, I can’t help if it gets in other places.
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Thu Jun 01, 2006 3:19 pm |
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| At some point, it would be cool if you could publish the bait. I would love to see how you talked these morons into making t-shirts and riding bulls. |
The t-shirts were the lad's idea, so I get no credit there. The bait started on the 23rd of March, and the lad hasn't even asked for money yet. There have been a few veiled hints at money, I just blew them off and changed the subject.
is flying to Lagos later next week to congratulate the team (in one of his private jets), he will also have a large sum of money with him. Unfortunately his pilot is a complete moron and may accidentally enter Cuban airspace and get shot down
Time to bring a few more characters into play and cause a little panic methinks. |
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Napalm
Master Baiter
Joined: 09 Jun 2005
Posts: 249
Location: Festac ( The Posh Part )
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The Terminator
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 04 May 2006
Posts: 631
Location: Lurking In Shadows
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Thu Jun 01, 2006 11:56 pm |
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Why do you waste mi time, I have all the time in the world .... Barrister Mohammad
I want to assure you that this transaction is legal, I have contacted my attorney and also
my boss Mr Mikhail Khodorkovsky who has recently been imprisoned .... Mr. Igor Ivanov
x4 - Number of lads presenting me forged police documents
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Don't be sad, here's a rose for you-lotta .... 
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ShoreDevil
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 05 Dec 2005
Posts: 15
Location: Cold North
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Fri Jun 02, 2006 3:50 am |
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that aint no bull. it's a calf! Slap em for that |
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SolitaryMan
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 29 Dec 2003
Posts: 731
Location: Sweden
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Fri Jun 02, 2006 10:52 am |
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Terminator, your offer makes you the biggest bull shipper ever.
Jose - how long did it take for you to get these Lads to do all this? It's an awesome piece of work. |
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419weasel
Baiting Guru
Joined: 26 Jan 2006
Posts: 4207
Location: Somewhere in a hole. Waiting.
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PsycheDelia_Smith
Baiting Guru
Joined: 30 Oct 2004
Posts: 3577
Location: Devon, UK
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Fri Jun 02, 2006 3:31 pm |
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Willie Thorne
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 10 Apr 2006
Posts: 42
Location: on a 147 if I can pot the black and split the reds nicely
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Fri Jun 02, 2006 3:55 pm |
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Quality stuff there! Love the one where he's obviously on his way to eat dirt |
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