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Posted: Fri Sep 08, 2006 1:36 pm

Hekate wrote:

haywood_jablowmi wrote:

being as i am imminently retiring from baiting due to work commitments, i would love to have got some other agencies to have a look at his books (the vat man is such a stickler!)

of course if bush meat turns out to be just beef, then its not going to offend FSA but it would offend trading standards...

Yes, that's exactly what I was thinking! Twisted Evil

You're not going for good are you??? Shocked

i'll look in from time to time, but now i am in a job where i do nothing and live on the eater and phone baits, that certainly won't happen.

anyway can you nasty people please stop giving ezey a hard time how is he going to pay for his cheap suits if his 'business' gets shut down! you have to think about the little things too guys.

secretary is still looking hot as usual i bet she is a real goer in the sack.

it all comes together now, Ezey imports drugs hidden in bush meat, then he drives the limo round offering high class 'escort service, gets his customers fucked up on drugs, then in jumps the secretary and he convinces punters they have just banged paris hilton in a coke fueled orgy.

Trophy Videos · Posted: Fri Sep 08, 2006 2:33 pm

Damn! Got here too late to join in the forum fun, but I think I want to go to their Hairdressing school, and maybe take "Sorts" Therapy, too.
I can be qualified in "Clinol" and Dermillogical, too.
But I really should take their courses in English first, just so I can get the most out of them.
These two muggs were on the bottom of the Community and Service Industries page. I think I want to cut their hair, because I'm basically lazy.

Posted: Mon Sep 18, 2006 1:56 pm

top pic was stolen from the international gurning championship

Posted: Mon Sep 18, 2006 2:00 pm

remember kids, don't phone concept college on 020 7978 1885
or 020 7639 9903 they are a serious business trying to make money out of immigration fraud and dodgy certification courses,

they do not have anymore time to ask them if the limo hire service is still going and what the soiling charge is if there is bodily fluids on the leather.

they will no longer put you through to ezey marcel, you only get to speak to the hottie on the front desk,

Posted: Mon Sep 18, 2006 7:43 pm

ergot wrote:

Hey, you can major in Criminal Psychology:
http://www.conceptscollege.co.uk/criminalpsychology.php

I considered this as I have always considered a career in Criminal Psychology. I got tripped up when on the information page Psychology was spelled without the "H". Bummer, I so wanted a degree.

I looked into the HIV and Social Development program, but was again confused that the exams are "unseen". Does this mean that disappearing ink is back in vogue?

I saw this thread way late, as always, dazed and confused.

Posted: Thu Sep 21, 2006 11:51 am

they don't want to answer email equiries from 'genuine students' I only asked about access for those who are quadraplegic, perhaps they need a copy of the disabilty discrimination act mailed to them.

Posted: Thu Sep 21, 2006 2:55 pm

One of the advantages of Fanmail is that it looks like its associated with real colleges. Will Marcel reply to an Aggie? No.

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 13 Sep 2006 Posts: 1

Here's a backend page of theirs. Can't tell ya what it does though.

http://www.conceptscollege.co.uk/images

Great thread!

Posted: Tue Oct 03, 2006 3:17 pm

bored and feeling cruel, but I can't get any of the Marcel mugu machine to respond to my mails. Sad

Posted: Tue Oct 03, 2006 3:32 pm

I'm glad you necro'd the thread, as its yours you can. This morning I got a reply from them!

I sent:

Quote:

> Am I too late to enrol?
>
> I dont really mind which course, i need to register as a student
> for my UK visa

Which I think is pretty blatant, today I get this:

Quote:

Dear Usman,
we will suggest you to come in our Feb session 2007.
you can visit our website i.e
www.conceptscollege.co.uk to download application
form and also to choose your course.

Then send your filled application form with your past qualification
certificates and degrees. Then our team will notify you about acceptance
or rejection of your application very soon.

Further admission procedure would be take palace depending on your
application decision.

Thanks if you need any further assistance then please donot hesitate to
contact us

Regards
Mr Hussain
Admission Department
Concepts College London

I cant find Mr Hussian in the rogues gallery that is their 'staff' page. I can complete the form, but there is the small obstacle of the �250 registration fee.

I note my admission 'would be take palace' - exciting! Perhaps I could be in the lovely Magdalena Czochara BA's English class then!

Posted: Tue Oct 03, 2006 5:03 pm

I'm still sending straight emails to Marcel and asked about late admission.

Quote:

dear sir
please send your completed application forms for us to consider it for
late admission.
Again the total money for accountancy course is �3500 per academic year .
�2500 for a room accommodation for a year .
Living expences , books , library , and transportation are all additional
expences.
admin

After a few standard emails I get this crap.

Quote:

I got your forwarded mail. Who is Dr. Fred and his brother? Did you ever
work with them? Are they related to your own Williams in Surulere or is
Williams part of them? I have heard and learnt over time about such claims
and counterclaims that taught me a lesson that one must be careful over
judgmental statement. What brought both of you together? If nothing,
then forget about it.

Betta was everywhere, enjoyed their slot without any managerial ability on ground. I�d been messed up too by those I placed on ground not once, not twice because they believe they are smart and that led to my resignation and to face my small outfit squarely. My last academic advisor
backstabbed me, encouraged by the principal of a college in London with
some filthy lucre by promising him to be in charge of Nigeria, Ghana,
Gambia, Sierra Leon, Somalia, not knowing that the guy had his own hidden agenda because whenever he is in Nigeria, I second the guy to work along with him. As at today, he had dealt heavy blow on the principal and his college and I doubt if BHC will ever grant that school any student visa in the next five years and he is asking for my help to help track the guy to see what can be done. Anytime we see, ask me about him and I will download the full gist and we will phone him there and then for your confirmation.
Your Williams was like that; I do not know if your William is smarter than
my Julius or my Julius is smarter than your Williams. All the same, just
be focused and know what you are doing. Of all the money Betta made, howmuch did they give to you? How much did you make out of it? How much slot did they give to you out of his 25slots p/day?

, don�t attempt to cry more than the bereaved. Get focused and carry your students as God will direct you. It was Betta yesterday; it is LGE today; it should be Concepts tomorrow if you remain focused and thread along a different line. Carry your students as many as will go and through any country with better partnership and refund where refund is required as quickly as possible so that you do not get deterred.

After two more emails they are back on track and the last email response was 18 hours ago.

Posted: Thu Oct 05, 2006 10:49 am

hmm i think i need to be more subtle, I tried - 'can you get me a student place I want to come to the uk'

did we ever find out the name of the hottie on reception, i'd love a date with her and her mate.....

Posted: Thu Oct 05, 2006 11:04 am

this photo had the caption 'classes are small' erm yeah and tightly packed it seems !

sorry i am bored and trawling, they seem to have revamped their scam webpage.

oh and there are genuine photos of staff meeting the real charles soludo, what a special day

Posted: Fri Oct 06, 2006 12:46 am

He actually meant that "the classes are small" as in the room itself is small! Laughing

Posted: Fri Oct 06, 2006 3:41 am

Nope, I didn't just flood his inbox with strange emails from 4 different email accounts....... Wink

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jul 2006 Posts: 5727

Did anyone else notice that nobody in the "class" appears to be taking notes? In fact, nobody in the "class" seems to have anything resembling a book or note paper.

These folks are scum. I say we build a bridge out of them.

Posted: Fri Oct 06, 2006 2:19 pm

yeah no text books or writing material, lots of people in heavy coats, arms crossed so body language says we don't want to be here.

two mins earlier ezey walked into the 'office' and said 'right you lot we need to take some photos to look like we are a school'

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jul 2006 Posts: 5727

Now the Pebble Hill site is quite interesting as well. I did notice this section though:

http://www.pebblehills.edu/office_of_gift_planning.asp

I'm thinking of making a $1M donation to name a School, Faculty or College (I have no idea what that means. Does that mean that if I give them a cool million dollars I can name one of the faculty members? Tough college. "I'm sorry professor Smith, but one of our donors gave enough money, and your name is no longer "John Smith." It is now "Meatball Scumbucket.").

Of course, I could also raise the donation to $3M and name a department, center or institute. Only at Pebble Hills would a department be considered three times as important as a School.

Do NOT contact [email protected] regarding this.

Posted: Fri Oct 06, 2006 2:47 pm

I'm signing up (from my 'fake lad' account) for the 'Criminal Psycology' course. It's not promising that they can't even spell it, but they should know plenty about it.

I have a form to fill in, I need to find out what the Nigerian equivalent of 'One 'O' Level' is.....

Posted: Fri Oct 06, 2006 4:30 pm

Ive filled in my forms, used a real lad Nigerian address and passport number, and attached renamed dll's as my passport & qualifications. When they cant open them I will cast doubt on the abilities of their IT dept. Very Happy

Next I can send the foxy secretary to the bank to pick up the �250 WU Secure payment...

Posted: Sun Oct 08, 2006 6:36 pm

wrote to pebble hill

Quote:

HI, I am interested in a substantial donation to your institution, I think $4.19m, I want nothing in return except perhaps a department renamed, I was thinking of having the economics department could be renamed 'Usman bello mugu school'

please tell me if you agree to these terms and if you can accept donations via western union.

haywood Jablowmi

Posted: Mon Oct 09, 2006 9:54 pm

Quote:

[email protected] to me
More options 08-Oct(1 day ago)

Thank you very much for your email. We will get back to you very soon, in the mean time, please read through our website at www.pebblehills.edu

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jul 2006 Posts: 5727

I have sent the following:

Quote:

Samantha

After reviewing your website I have decided I would like to make a donation to your school. I understand that if I donate $1,000,000 I can rename a faculty member. Is this correct?

I have made a sizeable fortune in the entertainment industry, and as I have gotten up in years I have come to the realization that when I leave this earth there will be nothing left of me but dust. In return for my $1,000,000 donation I would like to rename a faculty member after my late son Seymour.

Please let me know if this is possible. Thank you.

If all goes according to plan we could be seeing a "" listed on the faculty page.

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