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Posted: Tue Aug 22, 2006 9:51 am

Pastor anita is a whiney old bitch, she keeps phoning and saying the email hasn't gone through, Father frank replied that the church's internet connection was suspended after the police found a lot of goat porn on the hard drives, but frank was absolved of any blame.

slap her, she says she can't get through on mail?

Posted: Tue Aug 22, 2006 2:49 pm

^^^How can you tell her about the goat porn without competely losing it? Amazing.

Posted: Tue Aug 22, 2006 3:57 pm

i told her it was down for a police investigation, she asked what i said obscene material involving goats had been found but i think its a hacker as nobody at the church is into goats
Twisted Evil

i am evil and can lie with a very straight face to these robbing bastards

Posted: Tue Aug 22, 2006 5:28 pm

Ahhhhh that absolutly cracks me up!

I have lost all contact with good ole Anita, I do miss her too. She keeps calling my K7 number saying that she cannot get email through. With all her many many messages and I would like to get back in touch as things were just getting good. I have tried to send her email thru different avenues but they bounce so it is definatly her problem...all she needs to do is leave a new email addy on my voicemail or get herself a new email addy Rolling Eyes

, much to difficult for a mugu I know Surprised

I hope she figures it out, or you will just have to give her some abuse if she keeps it up Wink

The only way I have to contact her is to ring her..which ain't gonna happen Twisted Evil

vp

Posted: Tue Aug 22, 2006 7:59 pm

[email protected] is her new email, she is desperate to hear from you

Posted: Tue Aug 22, 2006 8:51 pm

Great stuff, I will try again and see if we can re-kindle.
Thanks Father Jack Wink

Posted: Wed Aug 23, 2006 7:53 am

I was father frank to her
apologise about issues with emails, etc then say are we still on track

Posted: Tue Aug 29, 2006 9:28 pm

whats going on with her have you heard from a security company, i can get a definate meet in london with her, if she is too much hassle and its a throw away account you are using pm me the email and password this bitch will do anything to get money and i prescribe a long wait infront of a webcam Smile

Posted: Tue Aug 29, 2006 9:36 pm

Yada Yada security company...yada... Laughing

I think one has emailed me but I am so forgetful I will maybe respond someday Twisted Evil

The account has a few baits on going but if you want access to get her on a safari, then just pm me. I would love to safari her but dont think I am up to it yet..will gladly let you take over..because she is rather annoying isnt she Razz

cheers
vp

Posted: Wed Aug 30, 2006 7:44 am

ok she keeps asking if i have been contacted by the security company, so i say yes, she then says please please do as they say, over and over, so can you reply to them agreeing to what ever. not sure where she thinks i am but keeps talking about me coming to the uk to meet her when she flys over? (dumb bitch is phoning a UK number!!) anyway tell the security company what ever to keep them sweet, and we'll try and get anita on cam in covent garden.

Posted: Wed Aug 30, 2006 10:36 am

Oh the Uk number thing is all my fault, I told her it was my international sattilite number Twisted Evil

Since the poor has been having email problems I may send her to a new addy where we can both have access, that sound like fun Laughing

cheers
vp

Posted: Wed Aug 30, 2006 5:33 pm

Maybe , Solicitor, will call Haywood next Saturday and will ask for (Hope he will pronounce it properly).
My lad has died this week and he has some urgent information for me.
I told him that I'm visiting my cousin Haywood and that he may ask for me.
I hope I won't be in, or sleeping or drinking or whatever.

Edit:

(The Bank Manager of famous ) also knows about my visit to Haywood.

Posted: Thu Aug 31, 2006 8:06 am

oh its nearly freddy star,

you should have heard last night, some random asshole mugu phoned up usual pap about my diplomat will call you, 'ok whats his name' -'er its er barry white' --- 'no shit? is he my first my last my every call today?'

then mr Barry White calls, presumbaly from the grave, and lo and behold what should be playing on msn music, - barry whites greatest hits!

mugu had no idea so i guess he is not a fan Twisted Evil

Posted: Fri Sep 01, 2006 2:23 pm

phone call " I sent email you have it?"
h"er who the * are you"
"I am abdul"
h" er yeah i got it but i was hit on the head by a monk today and reading is a little tough"

"you were hit on the head by a monk"

h"yeah the mean old bastard had been on the ale all day, * swung at me with a bible- an old hard back one"

"are you serious"

h"no my names haywood, who are you again"

"I am abdul"

h" do you have Teepee"

"teepee????what is this"

h"for my bung hole, are you threatening me"

" are you crazy"

h"no haywood, why you keep asking if i am someone else are you stupid?"

"you are a fool"

h"thank you for participating in my survey"

"what survey??"

h" oh i am conducting an experiment to see how dumb people are and how long they will hold the line-- ah shit, can you hold on for one second i'll be right back"

actually he managed 15 before he hung up

Posted: Fri Sep 01, 2006 4:03 pm

Quote:

for my bung hole, are you threatening me

Ah yes, the Beavis phone modality. I love it! Great work, Haywood!!!

Posted: Fri Sep 01, 2006 8:20 pm

I am shitted tonight, anyone who can get a mugu to call will be promised an interesting response...

Baiting Guru Joined: 04 Jan 2006 Posts: 3193

That Abdul just might be mine Laughing

Serves him right, he's been told not to talk to you, and so far as you know his name's Justice. Nice touch being hit over the head by a monk. I may be able to use that. Twisted Evil

Posted: Tue Sep 05, 2006 12:43 pm

pastor anita is a game old bird, calls me every night, i was supposed to meet her in cov garden today but my amnesia got in the way and i forgot!

Posted: Tue Sep 05, 2006 6:55 pm

Ahhhh good ole Anita, I am growing quite fond of her stamina! All the better for the crusades!! Rolling Eyes

I say she needs some money to fund them this weekend...or she may be unable to save lost souls Laughing

Your doing great keeping her occupied Very Happy

Posted: Thu Sep 07, 2006 8:52 am

Right, Fun as its been, I am retiring from phone baiting as i have taken a new job and just won't have the time to surf the eater and deal with mugus,

My phone number is a flextel number so i can divert it to any other number, if there is someone out there with a bit of time on thier hands and a uk mobile that they don't mind if it rings with mugus about 10 times a night, please pm me, i'm going to give the number over to someone who can take up the reigns.

obviously you can turn the mobile off when you get bored, but if you take it on, it WILL ring with random muppets asking if you got the email or some shit like that pretty much every day! you need to be a good bullshitter, and just agree with all they say and most of all have fun, come up with excentric demands, conspire with fellow baiters that can't do phone. remembering that mugu is paying at least 45p per min to call you plus what ever it costs from muguland to the uk. so a lot of waffle and my favourite- can you repeat that please- er which bit - all of it i am sorry i had interference from tribbles on the line

anyway, this number is fairly well out there now, been passed amoung various people and mugus so I'd like it to go to a good home, if you are interested and prepared to deal with muppets please pm me.

haywood.

(if nobody pms then i'll just divert it to the speaking clock, but it would be a shame)

Posted: Thu Sep 07, 2006 12:28 pm

Thats too bad..you are so good at it! Laughing

It has kept me entertained for awhile now. I would be no good at that because being female, it is not easy to make up things and tell lies all the time Twisted Evil

Anyway thanks for helping us out, it was a brilliant way to keep the mugus busy!

Master Baiter Joined: 05 Aug 2006 Posts: 213

haywood, congrats on your new job!

Posted: Thu Sep 07, 2006 2:44 pm

vp, nobody said baiters can't under go gender reassignment surgery after a holiday in thailand - remember, what you tell a mugu they will believe! or where you come from, tell them haywood is a popular womans name and you are offended that they didn't think to find this out.....

Cheers Nobody3 - lagos will breath a collective sigh of relief when they stop being harassed by me! infact nigeria telecom might even notice a drop in earnings unless i find an enthusiastic person to take over.

Posted: Fri Sep 08, 2006 1:38 pm

p.s. if things work as i plan, i am going to have a leaving party out side a restaurant in covent garden, porters sounds good, it'll just be me and a few close diplomats and barristers, i do hope i don't turn up late.

Posted: Fri Sep 08, 2006 10:53 pm

Hope your leaving do gets great response! Drinks for all Laughing

Poor Father Frank hope he went peacefully Very Happy

I just bet Father Ted is the man for the job! Dont forget to get good ole to the wake!

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