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haywood_jablowmi
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PostPosted: Fri May 26, 2006 8:03 am Reply with quoteBack to top

this is my new record! I am whoring my flextel number out to all and sundry feel free to get your mugu to call, day time it rings and rings, night time a confused haywood that needs everything explaining ten times answers and tries to burn as much mugu phone credit as possible.

by the end of the week i am going to make a cd that i will leave on repeat play all day that just has me saying 'hello.......... hello........ this is haywood, who is this.............. i can't really hear you well.............. hello'

and then leave the phone on auto answer Smile

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PostPosted: Fri May 26, 2006 8:42 am Reply with quoteBack to top

What can I say.....brilliant work Very Happy

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PostPosted: Fri May 26, 2006 9:23 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I have just the lad for this modality. He's having trouble with the $28,000 payment of the transfer tax and frustration oozes from his every pore...Yuk! That's quite a disgusting thought actually.

So if a Fr4nk Ko$oko calls, tell him Bill, or Mark, or Leanne, say hi. I'm sure he'll understand Very Happy

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PostPosted: Fri May 26, 2006 10:51 am Reply with quoteBack to top

no problem, do you want him insulted or played along with i.e. whats the story i tell him.

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PostPosted: Fri May 26, 2006 11:02 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Can I give the number to a very forward young lady who not only wants me to help her move millions of dollars, but is now getting a bit frisky?? I'd wind her up on the phone myself, but she might nitice that I'm not a bloke!

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PostPosted: Fri May 26, 2006 11:03 am Reply with quoteBack to top

my flextel stats, but the columns won't post in a readable format



Day Total Average
calls seconds
   All   Unanswer Answer Ring Talk
25/05/2006  16  15  1  11.0  540 
24/05/2006  5  38 0  0.0  0 
23/05/2006  17  15  2  8.5  300 
22/05/2006  2  1  1  8.0  180 
21/05/2006  16  14  2  10.0  60 
20/05/2006  1  1  0  0.0  0 
19/05/2006  9  7  2  11.5  120 
18/05/2006  7  7  0  0.0  0 
17/05/2006  19  13  6  11.0  30 
16/05/2006  4  3  1  13.0  180 
15/05/2006  3  2  1  9.0  300 
12/05/2006  13  3  9  9.7  13 
11/05/2006  11  3  8  11.1  8 
10/05/2006  4  3  1  9.0  60 
09/05/2006  5  2  3  8.7  120 
08/05/2006  22  17  5  9.2  132 
07/05/2006  9  4  5  11.8  192 
06/05/2006  1  1  0  0.0  0 

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PostPosted: Fri May 26, 2006 11:20 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Something like this do you haywood?

Code:

Day             Total  Average   
   calls  seconds
              All  Unanswer Answer Ring    Talk   
25/05/2006    16     15     1      11.0    540    
24/05/2006    5      38     0      0.0     0    
23/05/2006    17     15     2      8.5     300    
22/05/2006    2      1      1      8.0     180    
21/05/2006    16     14     2      10.0    60    
20/05/2006    1      1      0      0.0     0    
19/05/2006    9      7      2      11.5    120    
18/05/2006    7      7      0      0.0     0    
17/05/2006    19     13     6      11.0    30    
16/05/2006    4      3      1      13.0    180    
15/05/2006    3      2      1      9.0     300    
12/05/2006    13     3      9      9.7     13    
11/05/2006    11     3      8      11.1    8    
10/05/2006    4      3      1      9.0     60    
09/05/2006    5      2      3      8.7     120    
08/05/2006    22     17     5      9.2     132    
07/05/2006    9      4      5      11.8    192    
06/05/2006    1      1      0      0.0     0
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haywood_jablowmi
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PostPosted: Fri May 26, 2006 12:01 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

see thats why i could never be a computer wizard! Rolling Eyes not gonna bother asking how you did that as i probably wouldn't get it!

I gave up on complex stuff long ago

10 GOTO 20
20 PRINT

and all that

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PostPosted: Fri May 26, 2006 12:04 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

It took me a while to format it, but use the [ code ] and [ / code ] tags (minus the spaces) and use it just like the quote tags.

Incidentally, 10 GOTO 20 is a bit redundant since in BASIC, it will advance to the next line anyway Very Happy
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PostPosted: Fri May 26, 2006 12:24 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

hey listen, in my day, that was all the rage on a bbc micro (might even have been the spectrum i did that on?)

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' i sent jamaicans to kill you' Mills Kwame - you must have given them the wrong address, no one came round, i baked cookies and everything.
YOU ARE A CUR, A TRAMP, A HOBO A MISRABLE ONE FOR THAT MATTER.
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SLAG LIKE YOU ARE NOT A MAN OF GOD GO TO HEIL I WILL NOT PRAY FOR YOU THAT AND MAY GOD BLESS YOU IS THAT WITH YOU.
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PostPosted: Fri May 26, 2006 12:35 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I think you mean...
10 PRINT "MUGU!!!"
20 GOTO 10
Wink

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PostPosted: Fri May 26, 2006 12:51 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Excellent Work...

A 'friend' of mine once put me in the Buy and Sell for a playstation 2 for sale, the week they were released for WAY under the asking price, I got HUNDREDS of calls. Did you know the old Nokias will only register 99 missed calls and no more haha..

Which reminds me.... how about putting UK scammers phone numbers into the Autotrader and Buy and Sell, it's free to do and if you word something the right way, they will be PLAGUED with calls.... or is that involving the unsuspecting general public too much????

Great fun though.

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PostPosted: Fri May 26, 2006 12:57 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

probably pissing off innocent people a little too much.

thought about inventing my own tart cards for phone boxes, 'lonely scammer wants hot filthy phone calls from people who like to give abuse'

i am sure someone would ring up

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YOU ARE A CUR, A TRAMP, A HOBO A MISRABLE ONE FOR THAT MATTER.
WANDERING PIG.
SLAG LIKE YOU ARE NOT A MAN OF GOD GO TO HEIL I WILL NOT PRAY FOR YOU THAT AND MAY GOD BLESS YOU IS THAT WITH YOU.
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PostPosted: Fri May 26, 2006 12:59 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

call center staff will look at my stats - my god he takes 11 rings on average to answer, no productivity bonus on that phone!

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"you are a cosomplitant asshole" S.Ghartey 2006 - why thank you i think.
' i sent jamaicans to kill you' Mills Kwame - you must have given them the wrong address, no one came round, i baked cookies and everything.
YOU ARE A CUR, A TRAMP, A HOBO A MISRABLE ONE FOR THAT MATTER.
WANDERING PIG.
SLAG LIKE YOU ARE NOT A MAN OF GOD GO TO HEIL I WILL NOT PRAY FOR YOU THAT AND MAY GOD BLESS YOU IS THAT WITH YOU.
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PostPosted: Fri May 26, 2006 12:59 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I thought so..

The chatline type scenario you mentioned is good also.. If you REALLY want, you can put the number on a Gay/Straight/Swingers messageboard..... ask for TEXT FUN ONLY and see what happens.

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PostPosted: Fri May 26, 2006 1:14 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

they are good to an extent but you never see the fruit of your endevour, i prefer a more hands on approach, and if they call me, they pay about 40p a minute, quite regularly they get cut off and phone back saying sorry they had to recharge credit, as they don't realise how much i cost to call,

I wonder if I could get one of those premium rate lines....

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' i sent jamaicans to kill you' Mills Kwame - you must have given them the wrong address, no one came round, i baked cookies and everything.
YOU ARE A CUR, A TRAMP, A HOBO A MISRABLE ONE FOR THAT MATTER.
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SLAG LIKE YOU ARE NOT A MAN OF GOD GO TO HEIL I WILL NOT PRAY FOR YOU THAT AND MAY GOD BLESS YOU IS THAT WITH YOU.
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PostPosted: Fri May 26, 2006 1:16 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

True... and of course, the more THEY spend the better... now a premium rate line would be great, at least then you could REALLY drain their credit!

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PostPosted: Fri May 26, 2006 1:26 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

yeah i think you would have to register it in a real name though. but would be good

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YOU ARE A CUR, A TRAMP, A HOBO A MISRABLE ONE FOR THAT MATTER.
WANDERING PIG.
SLAG LIKE YOU ARE NOT A MAN OF GOD GO TO HEIL I WILL NOT PRAY FOR YOU THAT AND MAY GOD BLESS YOU IS THAT WITH YOU.
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PostPosted: Fri May 26, 2006 2:14 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I love the spliced together collection idea. That could be damn funny if there is some decent variety in the lads' reactions, especially if they get really pissed off.

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PostPosted: Fri May 26, 2006 4:12 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

What would be neat is what we call in the States a '976' number. Usually a sex line or some other premium 'service' where the call gets charged $1.99/minute and up. The phone ocmpany gets part of the money and the line owner the rest.
Im not suggesting a cash bait, but if we could give out such a number with the line connected to a charity that would be really cool. I remember years ago a member from Finland had numbers like that.

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PostPosted: Fri May 26, 2006 4:45 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

A phone lad insists on getting a phone number to call me - so thanks!
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PostPosted: Fri May 26, 2006 8:32 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

You can't usually call premium rate numbers from abroad. The nice 'K' rate numbers are best Smile

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PostPosted: Sat May 27, 2006 12:49 am Reply with quoteBack to top

You should see my Stana phone. I leave that SOB on, and I have like 30 missed calls a day. A lot of them are from one particular lad that is getting kind of pissed that he has to call me so much Very Happy

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PostPosted: Sat May 27, 2006 5:21 am Reply with quoteBack to top

any of the UK preminum #s that can be directed to a US number?
I am not sure if flextel can be I had to put 00 in fron of the 1516xxxxxxx of my stana phone # but I am not sure if it is going to work

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PostPosted: Sat May 27, 2006 2:06 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

U.S. baiters can call Europe, Canada, and everywhere free with VOIP from Vonage. Premium rate is $25 monthly. You can block caller ID.

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