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Modalitator
Master Baiter
Joined: 12 Oct 2005
Posts: 199
Location: At the mountains of madness
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Tue Aug 15, 2006 5:45 pm |
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Final update. Pippa has been to WU and is having moose troubles again.
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From: polson
To: [email protected]
Date: Aug 4, 2006 8:39 PM
Subject: collect transferment now
Helloes!
I wented to waster union todays. You can going to collectate moneys from there now. I hope you happie now.
I had veri difficlit todays. Long journey to go. And when I commed back I finding out that moose been aggain eatting my house door doorknobbie! Dammit! Everi time I going to some where some bastardy moose come and ruinate my beautifulled doorknobbies. Luckily my neighbours kids were nearbyes when moose commed and they throwed small rocks at moose and shout loudly, so that moose soon go aways. Doorknobbie onlie slightly bitted, maybies when painted it look good aggain and not need to getting a new one. Veri frustratting when having to get new doorknobbies all time.
When will banky accounting be filled with moneys?
Pippa Olson |
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From: online-bank <[email protected]>
To: Pippa Olson
Date: Aug 5, 2006 5:10 PM
Subject: SEND DOWN PAYMENT DETAILS
OLSON,
WE DID NOT SEE ANY THING, YOU HAVE TO SEND THE 10 DIGIT NUMBER TO US FOR US TO VERIFY IF ACTUALLY YOU SEND ANY FUND.
SEND DOWN THE PAYMENT DETAILS INCLUDING THE 10 DIGIT NUMBER NOW. IT IS RIGHT THERE ON YOUR PAYMENT SLIP.
HARRY MORGAN. |
"if actually you send"? Bloody hell... what is it with these scammers? Meanwhile I've made a quick WU "receipt" which I'll send in a moment.
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From: polson
To: [email protected]
Date: Aug 5, 2006 9:07 PM
Subject: Re: SEND DOWN PAYMENT DETAILS
Hey! What do you meening "if actually you send any fund"? What do you thinking I did in waster union if not sending you moneys? That was very insulating thing to saying. After alls the troublies I been trough becauses of you, traveling long ways and getting doorknobbie bitted.
There no 10 nummers nummer on receipt papper. On bottom there is one veri big number, but it muchly more than ten nummers. Pleese explanate which nummers you meaning.
Pippa Olson |
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From: online-bank <[email protected]>
To: Pippa Olson
Date: Aug 7, 2006 4:06 PM
Subject: PAYMENT DETAILS
Mrs Olson,
Just send to us the details of the payment you made.
Mr Morgan. |
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From: polson
To: [email protected]
Date: Aug 7, 2006 4:32 PM
Subject: Re: PAYMENT DETAILS
Odd requestionings you have some times. Of coursies I used dettails you telled me to using. Whatt else would I use?
Receivare: Solomon Paul 21 butte street manchester england
Sendare: Pippa Olson
Amounts: 850 punds
Pippa Olson |
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From: online-bank <[email protected]>
To: Pippa Olson
Date: Aug 8, 2006 2:58 PM
Subject: NOTE
Mrs Olson Pippa,
You sent the information quite alright, But without the MTCN number which is the as the reference number, we cannot collect the money, sent to us immediately the 10 digit numbers on the payment slip.
Mr Morgan |
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From: polson
To: [email protected]
Date: Aug 8, 2006 8:10 PM
Subject: Re: NOTE
Helloes,
I already writted that there no ten nummer long nummer on papper. Onlie a veri big nummer. Is it parts of the long nummer? How do I knowing whatt part?
I scammed the receipt papper for you so that you can seeing all dettails your self. Now hurriupp with money transferment pleases!
Pippa Olson |
A quick WU receipt with a pointer to both Scrooge's site and the disservice phone line.
Translation of the Swedish part goes something like this:
A tasty scammer-steak for four persons: Take xx kilos of well-insulted scammer and bake in xx degrees for xx hours and marinade in butt sweat. If scammer is very irritating, entice him to Scrooge McDuck's website to waste his time and mental health. Insult well with insinuations of his love towards certain animals. Serve with MTCN between spinchter muscle. Swedish chef says bork at WU's time wasting number xxx.
Of course the idiot won't lift a finger.
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From: polson
To: [email protected]
Date: Aug 10, 2006 2:54 PM
Subject: What takking you so longs?
Helloes,
Why is you not mailing me? Wheere my moneys are now? I finding it veri frustratting that when I sendate moneys to you for banky accounting then you not doing your work to helpping me to get the moneys but in steads being notreplying to me. This no playing matters! This veri importtant to me! Fates of my doorknobbies depending on getting Jurgenmans moneys!
Pippa Olson |
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From: online-bank <[email protected]>
To: Pippa Olson
Date: Aug 10, 2006 6:35 PM
Subject: attn: mer olson
attn: mer olson,
we can't verify the amount if you dont send the mtcn numbers to us.
mr. morgan. |
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From: polson
To: [email protected]
Date: Aug 10, 2006 8:08 PM
Subject: Re: attn: mer olson
I all ready sended to you my receipt papper. You can seeing there alls that I can seeing. I being veri surprised by your problemies afters you sayed thatt you so veri goody partner with this waster union thing and not acceptied when I sended with monye grimm.
So you deal with your waster union now and get the moneys. It alls up to you nows.
Pippa Olson |
And after a few more days of inaction a final mail.
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From: polson
To: [email protected]
Date: Aug 14, 2006 9:17 AM
Subject: still am waiting
Wheere my moneys now, lazy man?
Pippa Olson |
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From: online-bank <[email protected]>
To: Pippa Olson
Date: Aug 15, 2006 4:51 PM
Subject: RE: still am waiting
Mrs Olson,
You disappoint us . |
I don't disappoint him nearly as much as he disappoints me! Blah. This hasn't been going anywhere ever since the zoy link incident and Jurgen's death ages ago. Even though the mere fact that this has been going for so long as it has makes me want to keep continuing this, enough is enough. I'm just wasting my time and not enough of his. Now I'll just switch to full-scale insult and abuse mode (all in-character of course) for some final good-byes.
So I consider this bait FINISHED.
- --- -~ THE END ~- --- -
Well, at least the early part was very fun for me. Cheers to anyone who's taken the time to read this all. |
_________________ YOU ARE VERY EVIL, NOTTING BUT A WITCH, YOU SHOULD BE BURNT ALIVE OR BURRIED ALIVE. SENDING ME FAKE MONEYGRAM NUMBER WAS VERY NICE OF YOU WITCH WOMAN.
"i ran out of cash and my phone was totally down so i had to sleep at the park in Abuja" "i can;t wait any more so i had to sell my mobile phone o get my transport fee back home"
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Jayhawk
Baiting Guru
Joined: 07 Jul 2006
Posts: 5727
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Posted:
Tue Aug 15, 2006 6:28 pm |
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A fun bait, and only a few innocent doorknobbies were sacrificed in the process. Nicely done. |
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Scrooge McDuck
Evil Genius
Joined: 02 Jan 2005
Posts: 715
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Posted:
Tue Aug 15, 2006 6:44 pm |
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You shouldn't write something as funny as that receipt - I have caught a cold and can't stand the pain of laughing so much (I speak Swedish). |
_________________ Davil will purnish you for wasting my preciuos time, FOOL!!!
You would have told me that you and your generations are MAD.
- RAHAMIN ISA SHALLOM
Let your mugu too verify the security of payments:
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CaptainBasura
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 10 Aug 2006
Posts: 539
Location: Softly, softly, catchee monkey.
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Posted:
Tue Aug 15, 2006 8:38 pm |
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Strewth! How many hours have I just spent reading that? Magnificent! |
_________________ x 36 x2
(First 23/10/06)
...so now i was like looking for who to say the true before i can step into any fucking relationship. Francisca Jennifer Badou
YOU ARE A FOOL AND MUST BE A FOOL FOREVER. GO TO HELL WITH YOUR FUCKING $350. Paker Lee.
...after all there is nothing I will gain in this that more than the insult i recieved from you. Mark Youmans
What are you doing? You make made me look stupid at Western Union Office here, why? poor old George
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