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d0gfr0g
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 21 Apr 2006
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Wed Apr 26, 2006 5:34 pm |
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A new brunette Elena mailed my Myspace page
She says:-
I recently have created my structure on this site and when today I tried to take advantage of service this agency, I have learned your structure and i - at once have become interested in you, and in me there was a desire, write to you at once. You really interested me!!!
I wish to tell to you a little about me....
To me 30, I have black hair and green eyes....
I live in small city in Russia.
It - not big, but very beautiful town.
but, whether there you are alive??? Write to me it...
If you are interested in me, I think, that to us will be more convenient
to contact e-mail of the personnel of the help.
My e-mail: [email protected]
If you will write to it, that I with pleasure I shall send you my photo....
Unfortunately I could not make it on this site.
Also I hope, to see some your pictures.
On the Internet I try to find my true love, in this life, it is very difficult
to find true love and I has made the decision to try to find true love in
Internet. I think, that you understand me.
I with imperens shall wait your letter!!
I agree to answer all your questions.
I shall wait your letter.
Elena.
I shall really wait it!!!!!
Despite the fact that I've heard engineers with better pick up lines I think I shall try and get this scammer to get me some World Cup tickets for Germany 2006. Which is a tall order I know, but spotting the fakes might be fun and you've got to aim high on your first attempt right? |
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Mustapha Sorbum
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 20 Apr 2006
Posts: 89
Location: England
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Wed Apr 26, 2006 6:14 pm |
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Her wording sounds awfully like that of Darya (see my previous thread.)
She, too, kept going on about learning about my structure, and wanted to find her true love in Internet.
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but, whether there you are alive??? Write to me it...
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Tell her you are a member of the un-dead. |
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wayne
Account closed at users request
Joined: 05 Dec 2005
Posts: 3630
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Wed Apr 26, 2006 7:25 pm |
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Russian romance scammers often talk about "structure" instead of "profile". It's the way the translation software works. they also say "on the ground" instead of "on Earth" and "unique" instead of "special". |
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Stepan Fetchit
Elite Baiter
Joined: 09 Nov 2005
Posts: 1977
Location: Anywhere but squaresville, man
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Wed Apr 26, 2006 8:54 pm |
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What is 'imperens'?????
I can imagine an impatient Elena, waiting at her computer for your reply, while uttering rude remarks!
Imperens-the display of impertinence, and impatience.
Worth a 'google' to see if it pops up in other scammer letters.
More russian scammerese?
'Road' is 'dear'.
'Tube of phone' is 'cell phone'
'Digital chamber' is 'digital camera.
'Language of man inside me' is a woman describing being on the receiving end of oral sex........
I can't remember my name on some days, but I remember this crap!  |
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wayne
Account closed at users request
Joined: 05 Dec 2005
Posts: 3630
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Wed Apr 26, 2006 9:10 pm |
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Maybe it would be worth making as big a list of these as we can |
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d0gfr0g
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 21 Apr 2006
Posts: 2
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Thu Apr 27, 2006 8:16 am |
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Tobias
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 01 Mar 2006
Posts: 60
Location: At the Nevernude convention, attending the seminar on chafing
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Fri Apr 28, 2006 12:27 am |
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On the topic of the language, correct me if I'm wrong, but I have noticed that "prepare" is often used in place of "cook." |
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callum
Director of Press Relations
Joined: 29 May 2004
Posts: 3631
Location: On the run from the asylum and this seems like a good place to hide. Blend right in...
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Fri Apr 28, 2006 12:53 am |
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| d0gfr0g wrote: |
| Luckily I have some tiger balm I can rub on her eyelids. |
Chillie powder in the nostrils is good too |
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