Mustapha Sorbum
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 20 Apr 2006
Posts: 89
Location: England
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Tue Apr 25, 2006 5:20 pm |
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 OK so technically this isnt a complete scam-bait but I wanted to share these in case anyone might find them amusing.
As most of you probably know, there's a sex toy called a "Rampant Rabbit", often just referred to as "the rabbit".
I am attempting to include this in my scam-bait emails but so far, I'm still waiting for responses (thanks to someone else here for giving me the new email address of one of the lads!)
These aren't to the same people, btw.
Email 1: This guy was going on about God a lot - looks like Mustapha's wife has something in common with him:
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God truly is amazing. It is something my wife makes apparent each
night before we go to sleep, she reminds me how God is so wonderful.
She passionate about God.
Usually she will take the rabbit out to play with, and whilst holding
him will sigh and say "oh God", as if to thank him for this wonderful
creation. It truly is a gift from God.
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Email 2: A little more elaborate, and sadly the original email address for this lad was invalid (thanks to a member here, I now have his new one to continue with!)
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Mr. Thomas, you say that the world is vanity. Does this mean I should
not live, myself? It can be arranged that I do not live for much
longer, if that is what you desire. Do you wish for me to end my life
because of the world being nothing but vanity? Is that what you want?
Pardon my harsh tone - I did not sleep very well last night. Damn dog
kept getting a bit too friendly. Do you ever find that?
The dog used to belong to my wife, but since she got her rabbit, she's
been more interested in it than me OR the dog. Such a shame. But it's
nice to watch her playing with it, even if things do get a little
messy when she takes the rabbit out.
It's quite a noisy little creature.
Tell me, Mr. Thomas, do you like rabbits? Have you ever had any? My
wife wants to get one for me, but I'm not sure it is such a good idea.
The dog might come across it and well, that'd be a bit difficult to
explain to the vet.
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Well I hope this amuses someone other than myself |
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