My first love bait

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Posted: Wed Mar 29, 2006 3:56 pm

I am the man, "Jack", although i am really a woman in real life.
I think being femaleplaying a male gives me a chance to be extra purile (always wanted to use that word!)

Anyhow, we are just getting warmed up but read this crap!

"Dearest Jack,

I am very happy to write you this mail i hope you slept well, i am thinking of the day we wil meet how great it will be thanks for all your love okay i love you, darling you can buy me a phone and i will buy a new chip here so i will be calling you from the local network, waiting for you please try and send the money use the money grams it is very easy.

Bye and remember to have your breakfast before you leave okay

Mercy love"

Hello Kitty!

Posted: Wed Mar 29, 2006 4:05 pm

Oh, AND I had to slap her lawyer around a bit but now he is the ball!

"Mr. Jack,

I am really sorry about the delays so far i will be sending the documents today i was informed at the Fedex Office it will take 3 days to get to you in Nevada, sent prioty"

Regards

Kenneth Esq."

Oh, too bad I am not in Nevada and he is sending a Fed ex to the 4,000+ room Bellagio hotel just to the attention of "JACK F.U." (I work there ya know!)