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mrpukeplease
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 21, 2006 4:12 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Her name is and she agreed to be my bride. I told her she needs to get that lip fixed first.

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 21, 2006 4:13 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

ps

Please, no comments about the porpoise sticking out of her ass. She's very sensitive about that.
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FatherGuidoSarducci
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 21, 2006 4:15 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

She apparently knows two poses. Why are these people so frowny???

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 21, 2006 4:31 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

If you had bad hair days like that, you'd frown too....

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 21, 2006 4:31 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

What's that dolphin doing there?

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FatherGuidoSarducci
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 21, 2006 4:36 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

he's bumping it Razz

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 21, 2006 5:01 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Oh come on, like none of you have ever had your bum gently caressed by the firm yet pliable nose of a marine mammal!

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FatherGuidoSarducci
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 21, 2006 5:12 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I dunno.. they kill things by bumping them with their noses.

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 21, 2006 5:20 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

They have a keen sense of smell.

Flipper is either enamored, or stunned.
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 21, 2006 5:39 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

It depends on where they hit you. Personally, I think Flipper is going in for an exploratory bump, but he is only nanoseconds away from learning about one of Newton's laws of physics (you know, the part about every action having an equal but opposite reaction) -- only this time, he's going to experience the Mugu variation, whereby the taut buttocks of a ladette will actually exponentially increase the force of his bump, thereby launching said poor, poor Flipper out of the water and into an internet cafe from which point Flipper will live a life of on-line crime. Sad, really.

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 21, 2006 6:08 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

She should be naked like a dolphin?

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 21, 2006 6:11 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Naked?

The whole lower lip thing bothers me, though...
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 21, 2006 6:23 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

JMRazor wrote:
It depends on where they hit you. Personally, I think Flipper is going in for an exploratory bump,


They say that they target vital organs and that they can see into the prey's body with their sonar. Laughing

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 21, 2006 6:38 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Why do you guys get all the hot chicks??
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 21, 2006 6:41 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Long time no see Reprob8...

LOL! @ the photochop...

She should list that she can scratch her toes without bending down. In addition, she can cuddle up with you and get you a beer from the fridge without leaving your side.

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 21, 2006 6:55 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Blah, blah, blah... Urgency, crisis, shipment, etc.

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 22, 2006 1:56 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Oh dear.

"Differently-mouthed" Dorise just got some competition last night from Joy, my newest conquest, who hails from a completely different bait. She claims to be a 50-something widow of a General (or was it an Engineer?) in Namibia. Personally, I think she's Doris' sister. I can (a-hem, Embarassed ) almost see her panties in this photo:

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 22, 2006 2:50 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Gaahaahh! She's one intimidating woman -- again with the frowns? Maybe their dental care isn't among the most advanced, so it's better to just create an air of mystery than show the snaggle teeth. Sorry, didn't mean to ruin her otherwise intoxicating allure....

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 22, 2006 3:25 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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Sorry, Battery. Nothing personal.
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 22, 2006 3:37 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I almost forgot to mention. Girl #1, ?

Her last name is .

Fits her for some reason.
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PostPosted: Sat Apr 08, 2006 10:59 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Seems I've landed the same gal..Only have this pic to date..2 days

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PostPosted: Sun Apr 09, 2006 8:27 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^ Hey! Back off! That's my dearest Cynthia...

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Hi dearest.I'm happy that the bank has finaly send you some details.This is the time you will send your location address to me my love.Do send the money to the bank as soon as you can. so that they will make transfer by next week monday.I don't have any picture with me here in ivory cost.my wish is to come and have a kiss with you first before we will start having a fun.do send to me your location address and a very good direction how to come to your country.O' thou whose alights my soul, bestow your precious sincerely to me. You are a song within my heart, your soft words of trust melody I ever see. Imprisoned by desire's chains. As twilight falls with silver glow, on wings of rapture we shall move together in peace and unity. Do get back to me my love as soon as you finish with the bank
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However she tends to get a little tetchy when sent to WU with the wrong number...

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 10, 2006 1:02 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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now that i want to move out of this country, i want you to take me as your own daughter/wife , relocate me such that once i arrive there, while the investing , i will continue my education . i want to make a suggestion to you , since we dont know each other, can we meet face to face in england ?


Sounds like more than one lad is using her picture...my gal can't punctuate to save her soul and certainly doesn't go for the flowery speech, she's all business.

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 16, 2007 1:29 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Hell what do you have to do to get them to smile???


(Hmm Don't answer that!)

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