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Master of Master Baiters Joined: 24 Feb 2006 Posts: 713

I got bored and the 'bank manager' and 'barrister' didn't like questions. So I thought I'd ask Vivian to be my girlfriend.

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Dearest Wo$er&ick,

But i taugth that you have married??, but you know that these surpose to be after my inheritance were transfer into account of any person so that i will have a peace with me.

I can't say no due to my situation now is too bad and i dont know how i will comes out from it, i chosed you to be my helper and my guidian but you turn to be my lover, tell me how if deads are seeing, how can i explaine these to my late father?? because he said when he is about to join his assenstors that i should try and make sure that his yunger brother will not smell of these deposited money in the bank here in my country, but i explained everything to you but it'seem that i commited an abormination to you or your family, i know that i am an orphan but not the reason why i should stay in darkness or in surferness.

I agree to travell with you any time or any moment but you know that i am owing the hotel for some week now which they said that i should pay $300USDollars for all the gaps which i have not been paying for long even they are planning to hand me over to the police saying that i dont want to pay off their bill which i am owing them.
Ok you want me to travle with you, how can i be free in this hotel so thatthey will allow me to go out from their hotel and find some to eat because i have not been eating for 4 good days now.

Please try and get me out from this hotel then you tell me on how to meet together for the travlling ok because i need something that will be makeing me happy now in my life, please call the hotel manager and tell him to allow me to get what i will eat or can tell him to give me an escot who will follow me to find something that i will eat because they are thinking that if they allow me go out from their hotel that i will ran away with their bill which i have accumulated here in their hotel, so please talk with the manager because they dont want to hear my voice any more saying that i am telling them lies.

Please i am scared of telling you that i Love you, but hence you started it i will love you forever and make sure that you will enjoy our Africa styles of makeing love.

Thanks and God bless you for me and please set me free from these agony.
Hope to hear from you soonest today.
I love you and i missed you.
Love from Vivian.

D'ya think it might be true romance? A nice little african safari wedding, what do you think?

Wannabe Baiter Joined: 08 Dec 2005 Posts: 98

It really sounds like true love...

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 24 Feb 2006 Posts: 713

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CAN YOU SEE WHEN I AM FUCKING YOU MOTHER RIGHT AWAY?, OK LOOK OUT FROM THE WINDOW YOU CAN SEE WHAT I AM TELLING YOU, AN I DOINT.

YOU ARE A MUGU MAGA BASTERD IDIOT.

Wannabe Baiter Joined: 08 Dec 2005 Posts: 98

Awww, your first fight with her... Time for sex to make up with her Wink

Not quite a Newb Joined: 28 Feb 2006 Posts: 59

Send her some pictures that show your love knows no boundaries...moral...ethical...or species....

Heh.

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 24 Feb 2006 Posts: 713

Now he is really pissed:

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Dearest One:

We're on to you now.

GOAT FELCHER!
I shall take it that you are playing with yourself and a *DELETED*
you are with your drunkard sisters. I shall also take it that you are
a small Man with a small mind, so you better piss your penis off with
the wine that is filled up in your smelling belly. I warn you to stop
your expensive joke or i will blow your head off.
infact you are greatest fool ive ever come across.you are going to be
killed by crocodile.
your ancestors are fools.and fools shall your generaion be. infact,the
cia are already after you.
you will die during dry season so that the grave diggers will not be
able to dig your grave to 6 feet.
i will search for your mother.I will like to feed my own crocodile
with your mum for christmas. GOAT FELCHER!
I WILL FUCK YOUR MOTHER,FATHER AND YOUR ENTIRE FAMILY YOU THIS BASTARD
RABBIT.NO NO NO OK I WILL GIVE YOU FUCK YOUR MOTHER DOLLAR OK.
OK NO NO NO,I WILL NOT FUCK YOUR FAMILIES AND PARENT. THE REASON IS
THAT THEY HAVE AIDS OK.I DONT WANT TO BE CONTAMINATED BY YOURS BASTARD
FAMILIES.I WILL FUCK YOUR ASSH-HOLE AND EVERY AFRICANS WILL FUCK ALSO
AFTER ME ONE BY ONE OK.ALSO AFTER US ANIMALS WILL FUCK YOU ALL OK.I
MEAN YOUR BASTARD HARLOT MOTHER,YOUR BASTARD PROSTITUTE
MOTHER.THIEF,YOU WANT TO STEAL MONEY.UNH UNH COME AND COME QUICK AND
STEAL IT.BASTARD.
OK WHAT DID I TOLD YOU THAT YOU ARE NOT A WISE MAN BUT A BASTARD
*DELETED*.FUCK FUCK FUCK YOUR ASSH-HOLE.I LIVE IN COTE WHERE YOU
ARE.
EVEN I SAW YOU YESTERDAY EATING RUBBISH WASTED FOOD.POOR MAN AND
HUNGRY LION.COME AND CARRY MONEY AND GO TO HELL AND DIE BASTARD.SEE ME
SEE TROUBLE.WASH WASH,COME AND CARRY,TRANSFER,TOPPERS,CONTRACTS DO YOU
KNOW ANY OF THIS JOBS.OK I WILL TEACH YOU AND YOU WILL CARRY IT TO
HELL AND DIE THERE.I PRAY IT FOR YOU BASTARD AND PRODIGAN SON.DONT YOU
KNOW THAT YOU ARE ALREADY REJECTED BY YOUR SO CALLED BASTARD FAMILIES.
I ASSURE YOU THIS.WILL Y OU FIGHT?.LET US WRESTLING AND SEE WHO WILL
WON?.YOU ARE A SHORT ARROGAN BASTARD MAN.CAN YOU FUCK YOUR MOTHER AND
FATHER AND SISTERS AND BROTHER?.I KNEW THAT YOU ARE A HUMANNIZER AND A
HOMOSEXUAL.YOUR CURSE IS LIKE A CRIPPLE AND BLIND MAN CURSE THAT DONT
WALK OR SEE THE PERSON IT WAS SENT TO.
DO YOU KNOW GOLLIATH IN THE BIBLE?YES JOSEPH ONLY STONED HIM TO
DEATH.A GIANT MAN WITHOUT ANY SINGLE POWER.YES HE WAS YOUR
FATHER.INFACT GOLLIATH WAS YOUR FATHER?.DONT YOU KNOW THAT YOU ARE A
BASTARD SON?. PLEASE GO AND ASK YOUR MOTHER ABOUT YOUR REAL FATHER?.
ASK YOUR FRIENDS THEY WILL TELL YOU OK.ALL OF THEM KNOWS IT.YOUR
MOTHER IS HIDING VERY SECRET THINGS AWAY FROM YOU?.STONE YOUR
PROSTITUTE AND BASTARD MOTHER TO DEATH AND BEFORE SHE WILL GO DOWN SHE
WILL TELL YOU ABOUT YOUR FATHERS HISTORY.DONT YOU KNOW THAT I MYSELF
FUCKED YOUR MOTHER BEFORE SHE GAVE BIRTH TO YOU?.ASK YOUR MOTHER ABOUT
MR THOMAS OJUKWU?.AFTER THAT I WILL TELL YOU ONE STORY CONCERNING YOUR
MOTHER IN ENGLAND.
I FUCKED HER JUST BECAUSE OF 1 DOLLAR TO BUY HERSELF FOOD.STORY
STORY,STORY!.I AM A HAPPY MAN AND NOT A BASTARD OK.DONT TALK AND NEVER
WRITE BACK YOU BASTARD MAN YOU.I DONT INITIATE MYSELF WITH BASTARDS
AND PRODIGAN PEOPLES LIKE YOU?.
I ONLY TESTED YOU BECAUSE OF YOUR BAD HISTORY I HEARD. GOLLIATH IS NO
MORE IN EXISTENCE.A DEAD CURPSE NOW. HUH! HUH! YOUR FATHER IS DEAD
BASTARD.GO AND DIE IN HELL COLI COLI.IGBO MAN.GUY MAN.ETE MAN.419
MAN.I KNEW YOU ARE THE SAME PARTY WITH ME.WE ARE ALL THE SAME OK. YOUR
ARE A 419 AND I AM A 419 IN TOGOOOOOOOOOO.ASK OF THOMAS AT BOULVARD
STREET 145 LOME TOGOOOOOOOOOOO.I AM VERY POPULAR OOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOK.
HOLY GHOST FIRE.FIRE FIRE FIRE!!!.muguFIRE FIRE FIRE.GOODBYE POOR AND
BASTARD MAN.

Clearly he needs to do more work on his scriptural knowledge.