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 Oh Sweet Joy!

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capt_birdseye
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 01, 2006 1:51 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I've been pestering my pet for weeks to get me some photos of some lovely ladies that I may wish to marry. He's been trying to set me up with Rosemary:

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You have given me a heavy task this evening, I have spent so much money now to make sure that the below attached pictures are forwarded to you. I am doing this in respect of my relationship with you. I do not trust this other girls but I can stand for Rosemary.


However, Rosemary is a bit of a minger and also looks to be married already!

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Not too keen on Sandra, although she clearly is so famous he got her picture straight out of a magazine:

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Miss Oluchi is very traditionally dressed but not quite my cup of tea:

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So I decided that I would go for the lovely Joy:

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I have asked him to forward her the following poem that I wrote in her honour:

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Oh Joy, Joy, Joy,
You make me feel like a little Boy, Boy, Boy,
Please treat me like your Toy, Toy, Toy,
I love you so much, but my name is not Roy, Roy, Roy,
Please envelope me in your love my Joy, Joy, Joy,
Together we will make babies.


I'm getting to the end of this bait so this may tip him over the edge! And Barrister Tunde is getting upset because I keep calling him Turde. Let's wait and see.
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DynamoKebab
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 01, 2006 1:56 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

They'll be gutted upon realising how it was all a ploy,ploy,ploy. Laughing
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 01, 2006 2:38 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Tell him you want a woman with a superflous nipple and to provide evidence

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 01, 2006 2:54 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Reckon she needs planning permission to sit down?

I see you baby....shakin that ass......shakin that ass......

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 01, 2006 4:09 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Man, that was a beautiful poem Laughing

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 01, 2006 4:34 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Thanks, it was from the heart. Embarassed
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 02, 2006 11:29 am Reply with quoteBack to top

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Oh Joy, Joy, Joy,
You make me feel like a little Boy, Boy, Boy,
Please treat me like your Toy, Toy, Toy,
I love you so much, but my name is not Roy, Roy, Roy,
Please envelope me in your love my Joy, Joy, Joy,
Together we will make babies.


Sheer bloody poetry. Fine art indeed. If that is not enough to win the heart of any fair West African maiden then I don't know what is.

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 02, 2006 12:23 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I hope she does not become Coy Coy Coy.

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capt_birdseye
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 02, 2006 12:32 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

His driver's going to get me her email address and phone number! Cool
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capt_birdseye
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 06, 2006 9:33 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Finally got a reply out of her(him?).

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Hi Janus,
I am very happy to read your poem as well as your mail of
friday. Frankly I do not know exactely what to say even after
reading your poem, that was the sweetest peom I have ever
received from anybody. I sincerely appologise for the delay in
response. for your information, I am a student of University of
Lagos(UNLAG) as a matter fact I do not have much time to check
my mails because of my compieled studies.
I am very sorry to accept some money before gievn out my
picture to Prof.Goerge's Driver who came on the assignment. I
feel like returning the money to him after going through your
poem.
Failing in Love is not a sin nor a crime but one should be very
carefull to avoid hurt, you understand what I mean. I need a
man that will not hurt me after given away my Love to him. I
can not reject failing in love with you because I know that
prof.Goerge is a well known diginity in this country, so I
beleive that he must be dealing with responsible and caring
people.
I accept your poem and proposal to me then as a result,here is
my Love.
Please I will like to know more about you.feel very to explain
yourself.
Your are a very handsome man. I received copy of your picture
from Prof.Goerge's driver. thanks.
With much Love.
Joy for you.



I'm in there. Glad she liked my poem too. Although I feel quite sorry for her if it's the sweetest poem she's ever received...
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 06, 2006 1:48 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Surprised
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 06, 2006 1:48 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

That poem was beautiful...it brought tears to my eyes...really, it did. Nice work.

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