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 Rex Enefex and his turbo disk of doom

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Dj Tricky
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 05, 2006 9:10 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

When we last left our hero, the crazy Rex was attempting to make his mugu chug by pretending to be an Estonian babe with poor English. Now that beer fearing mugu has dropped off the face of the planet, Rex has focussed on a techno scammer who is trying to make Rex buy some expensive bit of banking equipment. The only problem is that Rex beleives his made up bit of technology is much better than the lads and is out to prove him wrong with as much bullshit as humanly possible.

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Dear Friend,


Some time in the past some Nigeria top government officials approached me
through a friend of mine and requested that I assist them conclude a money
transfer deal. They gave me a forigners company's name and bank particulars
and told me to put them into our computing system so that it will appear as
if he is one of the genuine contractors that have been cleared for payment.

According to them, they wanted to use this strategy to transfer a huge
amount of US dollars, which they accumulated through inflated contract
awards and the money has been floating in the CBN since.

The original contractors have been paid so they wanted to use his account to
transfer the surplus out of Nigeria. We agreed that once I do this, they
would give me US$100,000.00 and give me another US$100,000.00 when I release
the fund to the account.

When they saw that I have done that and the name have been approved among
the list of those to be paid, instead of giving me the agreed deposit of
US$100,000.00, they started avoiding me and resorted to threats. I
immediately deleted the transfer code of the fund, which is only known to me
because of my position, and released other contractor's fund without theirs.
They became angry the more, when they saw that their threat did not work,
and started bribing other officials to get another approval to transfer the
money to you without success .

Now l have total control of the said fund and will want to move it into your
account. There is no upfront payment involved if You will only look for and
buy a KTT DISKETTE SMDB 3000 STORAGE FACILITY CAPACITOR 1190 which is used
for bank use, from your contry and send it to me as it is very expensive
here to enable me make the transfer.

If these conditions are acceptable to you contact me as soon as possible
to let us finalize so that I will fax to you our official KTT wire transfer
form to complete and I will release the money to your account.

And without the diskette installed the transfer cannot take place even in
any internation center.

Best regards.

Umar Bello


Buy something that probably doesn't exist? No chance! Not when I have an even more made up bit of stuff right here!

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Hello my friend,

You're in luck! Allow me to introduce myself - my name is Rex Enefex and while I play a big part in adult entertainment, I am also a collector of poorly built and little known antiquated machniery. Now although I don't have KTT DISKETTE SMDB 3000 STORAGE FACILITY CAPACITOR 1190 on hand, I do in fact have a model from the 2000 series. According to the label it's a 13B INTERCOOLED GERBALHUMP TURBO ROTARY USB FIREWIRE DOWNLOADER with a MEGAPORNLIA INJECTOR and TWIN WEBBER HOT COAL DATA FRIJI-FRIJ COOLERS and it'll do exacly the same as the KTT model and so much more. I read in a copy of Hustler that the KTT series is outdated and doesn't have the same boost as a 13B running 2 bar on Nitro. So like those strange puppets called the thunderbirds, we are go my good friend.
Let me know what happens next and we'll go from there.

Regards
-Rex


Rex should be a used car salesman. The lad isn't impressed by Rex's techno wizardry though. Or maybe he just didn't read my ramblings because he was estatic that he caught a possible sucker.

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Dear Enefex,


Thanks for your prompt response to my proposal one
thing l want to assure you is that l have taking into
consideration all lay down rules and regulation
governing international money transfer in the
transaction I am assuring you that you will not be
questioned by your bank, tax official or law
authorities as the origin of the fund will be well
justified thereby giving it all legitimacy that it
required the fund in questioned will be wired to your
account within (3) days the diskette is procured and
sent by you. You should call me and have it discussed
with you
l don't need any money from you until you receive your
contract fund except the diskette called COMPUTER KTT
DISKETTE SMDB 3000 STORAGE FACILITY CAPACITOR 1190.
This diskette, (which is used strickly for bank used)
which you will send to me and will be used for the
transfer of your bank information to the new diskette
of the central bank of Nigeria to
avoid trace and call- back of the fund after l have
transferred it the fund to your account. Your
information on the old CBN diskette will be erased
after transferring information to the new diskette
because of notorious and fraudulent Central Bank
Officials and then l will use the information on the
new diskette to punch or wire out the fund and wait
for answer back
code from the Apex Bank. After confirming the answer
back
code and other necessary codes and information from
our
apex Bank the transfer will be done and l will then
remove the diskette and bring along when we are coming
to you and it will be
destroyed in your presence, there will be no further
trace of it. This diskette in question is expensive
here but can be gotten cheaper from Europe. But you
have to be careful because this diskette is only
supplied to bank's
Therefore, you are advised to buy this diskette in
your
country and send it to this Jerry Link, Office of the Paymaster General Aso Rock Abuja address. By DHL
courier service.
The diskette is the only thing that is required from
you. In alternative you can contact the company
directly that supplies the Central Bank with the
diskette: GLOBAL SECURITY INTERNATIONAL.
In the cause of you discussing with the company tell
them you are a banker as the diskette is designed for
bank use only. Should you want to reach them please
email Mrs.Racheal Dangote on
[email protected] . She is very reliable.

Regards,
Umar Bello


Time to make up some stats that will either have the mugu's jaw drop in amazement or perhaps reach for the delete button. My money's on the latter Twisted Evil

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Hello Bello,

I'm not sure if you're too busy with your hand on your crank wrench to notice, but I don't need a KKT TRANSFER DICK when I have a perfectly good 13B INTERCOOLED GERBALHUMP TURBO ROTARY USB FIREWIRE DOWNLOADER with a MEGAPORNLIA INJECTOR and TWIN WEBBER HOT COAL DATA FRIJI-FRIJ COOLERS in my possession.

Here's the vital stats on this so you can see that it will do the job and shedloads more.

Poon tang factor: 3.89
Gerbalhump flow: 2db
Getfuct capicty: 27 Killapoofs
Relay time: 23 Hexismaks
Build code: 2363-x12
1/4 ET: 12.09
Angle displacement: +23
Surface spray: Glen 20
B.O.O.Y.A.H enabled: Yes
3 PPP options
Anti slip battle clip
Free flowing pikachu
XPLOD headunit
2 x 6 crossovers
32 dowels
Air shifter
Bling factor: zx3
Diamond cut HID
Self cleaning cone
p4 integra
Athlon 2340-c boost upgrade
Crossed drilled rotars
Custom coilovers

As you can see it will do exactly what your KKT thingie will do but there's less chance of contracting a nasty virus as mine comes with Immunity Bitch version 2.0. Therefore I won't have to contact that company which is a relief because I hate telemarketers with a passion and beleive they should all be drowned.

So what's the next step, do I send this thing to you or what?

Cheers
-Rex


Just as I thought, he's not impressed. Not a single ioata.

Quote:
Dear Rex,

Thank you very much for such a wonderful information l
am quite aware of the 13B Intercooled Gerbalhump Torbo
Rotary Usb Fire wire Down loader but it is also quite
unfortunate that our Ktt Telex computer system here in
the CBN is configured to use the SMDB KTT diskette and
to avoid a system telex error due to the
identification claiming invoice in our telex data that
is why we opt for the KTT Diskette.

If it were not so l would have not asked for it and l
am quite aware of virus but the KTT Diskette has an
anti virus screamer and scanner in built that's why it
is very expensive and it is specially modify to suit
the system here.

So dear i will still advice that you will help by contacting
the GLOBAL SECURITY INTERNATIONAL.
In the cause of you discussing with the company tell
them you are a banker as the diskette is designed for
bank use only. Should you want to reach them, please
email Mrs.Racheal Dangote on
[email protected] . She is very reliable.

Regards
Umar Bello


An Anti-Virus screamer?? Man, you definately know you've got a virus when that baby goes off Very Happy It won't stop Rex trying to use his own invention though Wink

Quote:
Hello Umar,

Please call me Ironwang of Fury just like my friends do okay? Rex is my behind the scenes name. Anyway back to business.
I'm not sure if you're aware of the situation behind the KTT brand, but in 1999 the creator and founder of KTT industries, a Mr Honki Whytecracka lost the rights to the KTT company in a gambling game called 'I never' to a Sushee Sashimi from Japan. Mr Sashimi didn't like how ass backwards the KTT products were and updated the software to 1985 standards. His crowning acheivement was the System of a Down Led Zepplin Powerman 5000 which in turn led to the White Zombie P.O.D x7. In 2004 the 13B Intercooled version was produced with the inbuilt technology to operate in backwards systems.
Which means my not so educated friend, that my 13B will run in your antique KTT system without a single hiccup. Hell it'll even run your coffee maker it's that good. So I see no problem at all with my disk and I won't need that dusty piece of crap that Rachel is trying to flog to me. And why do you keep telling me that she's reliable? Are you tapping her on the side or something?
Anyway now that you know that my 13B will shit all over that KTT relic, let me know what the plan is okay? And hurry, I want to buy myself a Ferrari with my half of the money.

Cheers
-Rex


Will this battle of the (half)wits continue or will Umar finally give in and let Rex send his incredible invention over to Africa? Stay tuned for the next exciting episode of REX ENEFEX AND THE TURBO DISK OF DOOM!
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PostPosted: Sat Jan 07, 2006 8:15 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Well no suprise, he's dropped me like a sack of potatoes. He doesn't want my super disk. That's his bad luck then Very Happy

Quote:
Dear Ironwang of Fury,

Thanks for your explanations but l must let you know
that this is an already programmed data so am afraid l
can not make use of your disc as recomended by you. l
have been in the banking sector for more than 21 years
and going by your explanation's you seems to insist on
our using your stystem but it will not work, l think l
may start looking for another partner.
Good luck

Thanks,
Umar Bello


Leaving so soon? Help yourself to a leathal verbal bashing on your way out Twisted Evil

Quote:
Dear Umar,

I might be a little hungover so I'm probably not seeing things clearly, but you say you've been wanking for 21 years? Geez man, you need to get laid and fast! 21 years! Your arm must be super sore by now!
But here's a suggestion, why not use some of your funds to pay for a bit of tail now and then? I mean how much can some ass cost over there, half a goat or something? it can't be much I'm guessing and considering you have 10 bajillion dollars in some fictional account then a few pesos missing from here and there to get your end away probably won't be noticed. Hell you might be able to claim it on tax too! Put it under 'health benefits' or something because the way you're going, one day you're going to pull it right off and then you'll be a fully fledged tax officer because their all dickless too.
Another idea is to actually talk to a woman and hope for the best. I know since you've been bashing the bishop for so long you probably don't know what a woman is, but I've attatched a picture of one so you know the difference between one and a goat. (here's a hint, you don't have to buy the goat a drink).
Anyway since you don't want my business I'm going to help Mr Usman Bello who has contacted me to share in $34 million. He's been really nice to me and he isn't such a c*nt like you have been. He also hasn't been playing tug of war with the purple headed warrior for the last 21 years which is a good thing because I just can't deal with wankers like you.

I hope your disk/dick gets a virus.
Good luck in getting some action.

-Rex


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Well that was short. Shorter than his manhood I hear which is quite an effort! If you'd like to give him some dating or software tips, feel free to send some suggestions to [email protected]. I'm off to cause some more misery...ooops, I mean 'transact' with another mugu Very Happy
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Dj Tricky
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 11, 2006 11:13 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Like my humble Ford Laser, Umar doesn't quit. Unlike my humble Ford Laser, I can't drive Umar into a head on collision. He still thinks he can sell Rex some home grown shonk.

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Dear Rex Enefex ,


Thanks for your prompt respond to my mail,i really undertsand the content of your mail and if you can still remember in my first mail to you that,i ask you only to help to look for the KTT DISKETTE SMDB 3000 STORAGE FACILITY CAPACITOR 1190 which is used for bank use, from your contry and send it to me as it is very expensive here to enable me make the transfe.which you reply me and stated your conditions.
Even in my second mail,i told you that i dont ask you to send me any money,what i said is to get the DISKETTE me.i working for over two decade does not meant that i have aquire enoght money for my self.

What i want from you is to look for the DISKETTE in your country or you can contact this company which i ask you to contant.The DIKETTE is only Designed for bank use only.
Thanks,
Umar Bello


Slap slap slap today, slap your mugu it's the only way... Twisted Evil

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Umah

Oh for f**ks sake, how many times do I have to tell you! I HAVE A DISK THAT DOES EXACTLY THE SAME THING! AND SO MUCH MORE! WHY DO YOU KEEP ASKING FOR SOME RUSTY DUSTY DATSUN RELIC WHEN YOU HAVE A FERRARI READY TO BE DELIVERED!! I thought those who worked in the banking industry had to have some degree of intelligence but I guess not. You keep repeating the same sob story over and over 'I need this disk, I need this disk, blah blah blah blah blah, yada yada yada.' Well guess what buznuts, this disk I have right here will do exactly the same fucking thing but you keep failing to see past your own limp dick.
And what the fuck have you been doing for the last 20 years? Blowing your cash and wad on cheap goats, hookers and gin? I'm starting to doubt that you're in the banking section at all fucknuts as you don't have a single clue on how to save money.
So in simple English so even you can understand, here we go again:

I
HAVE
THE
DISK
YOU
NEED.
SO
WHAT
DO
I
DO
NOW
FUCKWIT?

Cheers
-Rex



He wouldn't be stupid enough to come back for more would he? Would he? Twisted Evil
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 26, 2006 6:11 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Can I just say: B.O.O.Y.A.H enabled : Yes.

Pure comic genius. Now send me $4000 to get the coffee cleaned off my monitor. Western Union will be fine.
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