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Nurse Nasty
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 06, 2006 10:09 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

There was a post in General about your most ridiculous baiting names and how far baits go. I actually love going the insane bait. I know they won't go anywhere, but I am curious as to have far it will go. Below is the very brief back'n'forth.

Red - Scammer
Me - Hunted man/wolf

Quote:
------- From: jubril ali <[email protected]>
Date: Dec 19, 2005 11:33 PM
Subject: URGENT REPLY
To:

FROM MR JUBRIL ALI
AUDITING AND ACCOUNTING UNIT,
FOREIGN REMITTANCE DEPT,
BANK OF AFRICA OUAGADOUGOU,
BURKINA WEST AFRICA.

Dear,

REQUEST FOR COOPERATION ON A PRIVATE BUSINESS DEAL.

Every four years BANK OF AFRICA transfer to its treasury, millions of
dollars of unclaimed Deceased Depositors Fund in compliance with the
Banking Laws and Guidelines to the majority of cases, with reference to my
bank-BANK OF FARICA,the money normally runs into several millions of
dollars.

Until Mr. Arthur Billings death, along with his wife and their two sons in
an EgyptAir Flight 999 plane
crash on a festive visit from Los Angeles.
( http://www.greatdreams.com/plane999.htm)
I was his foreign currency denoted bank Account Manager with constant
balance in excess of eight digits. Ever since his death and up till this
time of writing no next of kin or relation of his has come forward to claim
his money with us.Naturally, as long as late Arthur Billings's money
remains unclaimed, the bank remains richer in free funds with his money.

However, with me being in direct Auditing and Accounting Unit in the
Foreign Remittance Department of my bank. I have all the neccessary
informations that you will presents to the bank
as a next of kin or relation of late Arthur Billings on private business
deal basis.

Now the game plan and the purpose of my writing you exclusively having been
highly recommended as then right and proper person to handle this deal by a
Management
Consultant friend of mine, who has travelled widely, including your country
is that I want to pull out this unclaimed money amounting to U.S$7.2M
(seven million two hundred United States dollars). with your cooperation
and assistant by just doing the following:

(a) Provide your direct and private telephone/fax number for effective
communication.
(b) Give immediate reply to this E-mail [email protected] for details
on how to proceed.

Upon receipt of your response, I will send to you the text of Application
you are required to forward to the Bank. For your cooperation and efforts
30% of the money will be
for you as our foreign partner, while 70% will be for my colleague and
myself that will eventually visit your country for disbursement of our
portion.

Send me your reply immediately you receive this message for more
directives to my private e-mail: [email protected], Looking forward
to a mutual beneficial business relationship.

Best Regards,

Mr JUBRIL ALI


Quote:
Jubril Ali.
I am afraid. I am unsure. I not know the reason for your email. I am confused at to how you seeked me out. I have been in hiding for many years now from my government. I fear they may know where I am right now. I am putting myself in extreme risk by sending myself electronically to your box. Jubril Ali? You don't have a brother by the name Dr. Vanhalen Ali do you? He was one of my doctors. I want to make sure you are not trying to trick me into finding out where I am hiding? He infected me with all sorts of tests. Ali was a very bad man. He made me what I am today. Afraid of the full moon and anything made of silver. I used to be a good man back in my army days, until I was chosen for his experiments. My condition is rare Jubril. I don't go out much anymore. People make fun of me and I am scared that Mr.Helsing from the vatican lycen squad will get me. Is there anyway we can discuss this business in total privacy in emails? I am concerned for my safety. Please Ali keep this between us. I don't want to to go back to the hospital.


He doesn't even blink.

Quote:
Assalamu ala´kum,
Thanks for your kind and urgent response to me, I want you to assure me of
your
capability of handling this transfer with trust by giving me the following
information about yourself and your ability to assist me FINACIALLY to see
that
this fund is transfered to your designated account within a very short time.
I
require the following informations from you for security and TRUST sake.

1.Your occupation.
2.Your age.
3.Your resident address in your country and your correct Phone number where
I
can contact you at anytime.

I encourage you not to relent your effort in this transfer because this is
not
something that took me unaware, rather it is what I have studied properly as
well an experienced/professional banker, I will direct you in every
proceedures
till the fund is transfered to your account.

I want to make it very clear to you that you are dealing with a responsible
man
who has the fear of our Almighty ALLAH ,therefore you should not see my
involvement in this transaction as an evil act rather it is a perfect act of
God.

I found my self in a society that has no value for any individual that is
the
Government of my country after rendering them your sincere service for many
years on your retirement there will be no adequate compensation, rather they
will frustrate you to an extent that you will almost be a nuisance in the
same
society which you previously served sincerely

Please my dear, I do not want to take you so far but I want you to know that
a
strong force compelled me to take this decision to execute this deal because
I
have seen that the situation of things in my society is not conducive
enough
for me to stay further and watch my good talent wasted. These are the
reasons
when I discovered this opportunity during my auditing I saw it as a
gift/compensation from our merciful God and I quickly went into fasting and
prayer for many weeks seeking for the support of Almighty ALLAH and a
sincere
fellow who will assist me honestly to realise this goal.

So all I need from you now for the actulisation of this transfer is for you
to
fill the text of application below and submit it immediately to the bank
email
address or fax line to enable them start the process of approving the fund
in
the shortest time for onward transfer of the fund to your designated bank
account you shall provide to them and I promise that all this process will
take
us a short time depending when you submitted the application For approval by
the
Directors.

May the ALMIGHTY ALLAH continue to guide and protect us in all our doings, I
demand that, truth, honesty, sincererity and confidentiality should be our
CODE
WORD in this transaction as you can see that I confined much in you as my
confident/the reciepiant of this fund till I arrive in your country.

I will not want you to seat on the fund when it is finally remitted into
your
account. I am Looking forward for your urgent response. And call me on my
private line 0022678848967.
Thanks and God bless you.

Below I am sending you the text of application which you will send to the
bank
immediately for the claim and keep me informed so that I can follow it up.


Yours sincerely

MR JUBRIL ALI.
TEL 00226 78 84 89 67


Quote:
Mr.Ali,
By Allah? I do hope he's not involved. Mr.Allah, I hear, is somewat of a diety. I will have issue dealing directly with a god. As you youse Mr.Ali I am starting to feel a kindred spirit within you. I am hoping to get some money, and lots of it so that I can get myself out of this rut and you off script. Dont let me me down Mr.Ali I would so very much like to feel some semblance of my former life. My condition my be curable, but it is expensive. I need the money. I am concern about providing all my personal information. I have no bank account. I live off the mney I made in the army while filghting the unholy. The government paid me well for my work. I have no fax machine, and my internet access is varied and scattered, like the remants of my soul. I no longer have identification since my days of bloodied glory menaced the lands of europe. I can't drive either. In my time I have never needed a licence. How else can I prove who I am and start this transaction? What do you need me to do?


Finally, he starts to read.

Quote:
Dear J,

Well i read your mail and contents understood. I will like to know if you
are serious in this matter or not because i don't have much time to wast in
this transaction and so if you are not ready to assist me just tell me so
that i will look for some one eles who is capable to hadule this deal ok.

If you are ready then fill out the application form and send it to the bank
and call me if not do not contact me again ok.

Best regards,
MR JUBRIL ALI.


Me not serious... I so hate the lack of committment.

Quote:
Jubril,

Its christmas. No one is working christmas. I hate Christmas. I remember a time, before you were born when people enjoyed thier christmas for what it was. Simple people. Farm folk. All alone and defencless. It would always be one the full moon, when the hunger would strike. I have fond memories of my time back home, and the lands I menaced during the season of joy and giving. If I closed my eyes and slowly concentrate on the beating of my own heart I can take myself back to those days in an instant. Running through the snow covered lands, bounding over frozen brooks and water holes, the sweet smell of innocent wofting across the valley. Such a time of glory. Sorry Jubril I digress... I miss my home so much. I am sure the locals don't miss me though. I am concerned about you though. You are questioning my seriousness in this matter? I am confused Jubril. Why would you do that? I am no sense of humour that I am aware of. You also told me this matter was private? Why are you inviting the thrid party to our feast?
I am concerned. I do not know who this other human is? He could be Mr.Helsing for all I know.


I haven't heard back... wonder why?

Wink

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PostPosted: Sun Jan 08, 2006 5:57 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Love it. Laughing Laughing

And I thought some of my characters were strange. I wonder what would happen if Mr. Helsing would contact him and ask if he's been in contact with you.
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 09, 2006 1:26 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Quote:
By Allah? I do hope he's not involved


Ha! Good bait. I once scolded a lad for getting Mr. Allah involved. We went on for days with him trying to explain who Allah is.

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SINCE YOU MADE ME TO GIVE MY CAR AWAY AND ALL THE DISAPOINTMENTS YOU GAVE TO ME,WHICH MADE ME TO STOP CONTACTING YOU. PLEASE DO NOT INVOLVE ME WITH ANYTHING YOU ARE DOING WITH ANYBODY, PLEASE DONT INVOLVE ME.I DONT WANT ANYTHING THAT WILL JEOPARDIZE MY IMAGE IN THIS COUNTRY.I AM A HUMANITARIAN LAWYER.

infact am getting tired with all this speculation in this transaction, honestly if i had known that this is the kind of person you are i would not have contacted for an assistance

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