A round of insults for the Lads

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Posted: Sat Apr 03, 2004 2:30 am

Every so often, when the Mugu Holding Tank gets too full, I clean it out with a round of insults. I send an email along the following lines to all of them:

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Dear homosexual mugu,

Sorry that I haven't replied before now but I have been
rather busy passing your e-mail and it's hilarious story on to
some colleagues of mine and awaiting their reply.

First of all, let me take this opportunity to thank you for this
preposterous money making scam, my colleagues and I found it
very entertaining and your pathetic attempt to get me to
give you my personal details (by the way I think you need
to enrol in a course of basic grammar, but then again English
probably isn't your first language) made us laugh at your
stupidity. I strongly recommend you either go back to school,
starting at the first grade (that means 6 years old).
You are way out of your league.

As I said in my opening paragraph, I hope you do not mind,
but I have taken the liberty of forwarding this e-mail to
Staff Sergeant Archibald Smythe, a friend of mine at the Royal
Canadian Mounted Police. He has forwarded the e-mail to Interpol.
He tells me that the RCMP and Interpol are interested in scams
like this, and the people who run them. Apparently it is fairly
easy for them to find people like you through the wonders of
internet tracking devices. I ensured that he was provided with
the IP address from the computer you used to send your hilarious
attempt at a scam. As you certainly do not know, every time
you send an email, you can be traced to the exact computer you
used to send the email. And despite what all your homosexual
mugu friends are telling you, you cannot prevent that. You
cannot hide. Staff Sergeant Smythe has assured me that you will
be caught. And severely punished. He has made sure that the
authorities in all west African countries are informed of you,
so the Shari'a will make sure you are stoned to death. Your
body will be cut apart, and all the pieces will be wrapped in
pig leather and buried separately so that you can never enter
paradise. This is how homosexual scammer-mugus are treated.

You better hope the police get you first, because I have also
taken the liberty of sending your e-mail to another
friend of mine in Nigeria. His name is Innocent Macatini, and
he is a very powerful Sangoma and a leader of the Amorch
society. He has told me that he will put a curse on you
and your real family. He promised that Ala Bam Bam, Chiri
Oko Ko, and Ijam Ba Ekibile would make your intestines start
to bleed and your anus break out in boils. He has sent a
large number of Tokoloshes to remove your eyes, your penis,
and your tongue, to drive a hot poker into your skull, and blow
a secret powder into your mouth to make you a Tokoloshe who
obeys him.

Hope you are well and strong because Innocent wants strong
Tokoloshes to be his servants.

Now before anyone says anything, I'm not taking credit for this. I found it on http://www.scamorama.com and heavily modified it. Anyway, I attach various spectacularly disgusting photographs (like bathing-lady, but much, much worse) to it and send it to each scammer six or seven times, just enough to clog his mailbox.

Most mugus just delete and carry on. A few are motivated to reply:

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From: [email protected] [mailto:[email protected]]
Sent: March 15, 2004 8:36 AM
To: [email protected]
Subject: RE: URGENT REPLY

Hello Sweet heart Jenny,
First of all i will like to congratulate by spending most of your
time to send me this e-mail to show me how stupid you are.I apprciate
your efforts so far.By the way who told you,your friend in armoch can
lay a course on me?This shows how raz you are.You are very stupid
idiot.A big fool.Your mother gave birth to a barstard like you.Am sure
you do not have a home.People like you do not have any interest in such
business,beacuse you are a salary earner.Going back to school is one of
my basic aim ok.Like your father.I don't think you are fine,i would dip
your pussy with a corocodie burger.But if i get your pic and understand
that your a pretty lady.That means i will sex you till you come with
your brain.You stinking pussy.Folken sheet like you.Beach,your mother
and your house maid are folken themselves because no good man would want
to folk her.I tell my homies to trace you and get you down ass hole.I
have your informations.Please try and rund to the sherrif so that they
can protect you which they can not.Folk your folks.You do not come when
you are been sex,but you comes when you are been fingered which makes
you an idiot of sex luncering.You will never understand that english
because it is not made for people like you.I will use your name to go to
my villiage and voke a black power god's of the land to strike before my
homies get you because they will know you are the person they are
looking for.Accept you apologize for insulting the igwe of otokoto of
igba land.OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO uuu yee mu lee ashe lulu muyu ley
se.This is a course upon your life first.From today hence forth you will
beging to experience a terrible nightmare.

Love you honey.Give me your horrible pussy pics ok.

Love you seen you dying.

Folk you.

MUGU OF THE YEAR
Amadioha

Some are even kind enough to enter into a dialogue:

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From: Ibrahim Badamasi [mailto:[email protected]]
Sent: March 15, 2004 12:01 PM
To: Jenny
Subject: You and your police will die

FUCK U

FUCK U

FUCK U

FUCK U

FUCK U

FUCK U

FUCK U

FUCK U

FUCK U

FUCK U

FUCK U

FUCK U

FUCK U

FUCK U

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From: Ibrahim Badamasi [mailto:[email protected]]
Sent: March 16, 2004 10:07 AM
To: Jenny
Subject: Go and confess ur sin, because you will die soon

Jenny Idiot,

I am happy to know that you will die soon with your police and both of you will be sent to Hell fire where the devil will bang U and bang him 2.

Get smacked up, you pussy munger. you lesbian. Idiot like U.

Die! Die!! Die!!!

Idiot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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From: Ibrahim Badamasi [mailto:[email protected]]
Sent: March 17, 2004 11:08 AM
To: Jenny
Subject: GET FUCKED BEFORE U DIE

Jen Derbender

You have to understand one thing, that your death is at your foot steps, your grave is at your back and your hell fire is infront of you. Confess your sins and all the atrocities you have been committing so that Satan will not reject you too. Because I the devil reject you, you will floating on the earth and be causing problems for people that are enjoying their cash. I am a self made millionaire you are there being used by your useless company.

Fuck JENNY

FUCK DERBENDER

FUCK ALL HIS RELATIONS AND CHILDREN

FUCK EVEN THE ONE HE HAS NOT BORN
FUCK JENNY PAPA
FUCK JENNY MAMA
FUCK EVERYONE AROUND JENNY

BECAUSE HE IS A MUDER FUCKER

GET FUCKED AND LEARN UR LESSONS

IDIOT JEN DERBENDER IDIOT (confess your sins because you will die soon)

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From: Ibrahim Badamasi [mailto:[email protected]]
Sent: March 17, 2004 10:02 PM
To: Jenny
Subject: U WILL DIE SOON, CONFESS UR INIQUITIES

Jenny Pussy that stinks,

You will die Soon. try as much as you can to write your will because your
children will destroy all your property, that the little you have as I know
you have nothing because this is a chnace of a poor man.

Poverty will over shadow you, and you will die in agony.

BASTARD IDIOT

TUFIA

Quote:

From: Ibrahim Badamasi [mailto:[email protected]]
Sent: March 23, 2004 10:30 PM
To: Jenny
Subject: U WILL DIE SOON, CONFESS UR INIQUITIES

Jenny OTU

Go and confess ur sins because you are dying soon.

EWU

EZI EDI

TUFIAKWA

MAMA GI
PAPA GI
YOUR LINEAGE WILL ALL DIE MYSTERIOUSLY

BBBBBBAAAASSSSSSTTTTTTAAAAARRRRRRDDDDDDDDDD

GET LOST AND DIE YOU LESBO AND HOMOSEXUAL

Of course, all the time I was egging poor old Ibrahim on. They sure don't like to be insulted by 'women'.

Some have ceased to be coherent entirely:

Quote:

From: kaosiso_chukwu1 [mailto:[email protected]]
Sent: March 9, 2004 1:38 AM
To: Jenny
Subject: FUCK? FUCK AND FUCK YOU.

EZI -OFIA,

YOUR NOTHING BUT SHIT OKEY, ARE YOU ARE OFF BACK TO SENDER, NOTE THAT AM
COVERED BY THE BLOOD OF ALMAIGHT

YOUR ARE A BIG RAT OKEY FUCK YOUR SELF UP AND WHOM EVER THAT SUPPORT YOU
FOOL

FUCK YOUR MOTHER WITH NO SPAM, RAT.

AM COVERED BY THE BLOOD OF ALMAIGHT OKEY.

TILL WHEN WE SEE IN HEVEN IF CAN BE ABLE TO BE THERE.

Sure hope they're not badgers. That would make me sad. Crying or Very sad

Guest

LOL! That is some funny stuff!

They cal YOU all that stuff. Let's teach them a new word...

"hyp-o-crite!"

Laughing

Posted: Sat Apr 03, 2004 4:21 am

Excellent work! Nothing pleases me more than a pissed off lad sputtering incoherent threats and insults.

Well, except for a lad sporting Rian's bracelets Smile

Posted: Sat Apr 03, 2004 11:42 am

Finally found out what to do with all those spare mugu emails! Very Happy

Posted: Sat Apr 03, 2004 11:50 am

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Sure hope they're not badgers. That would make me sad.

They're not reverse baiters. Smile

EDIT:

Quote:

.People like you do not have any interest in such
business,beacuse you are a salary earner

Well, my lad, I do have an interest in your business, and why yes, I am a salary earner. Maybe you should try it out yourself you stupid f**king MUGU idiot.

Posted: Sat Apr 03, 2004 12:10 pm

MMMM I have around 200 spare lads at the moment.....

I know what I'm doing tomorrow!!!!

Just gotta scratch my eyes out and grab a copy of the bathing-lady piccy, and use that wonderful work of art!!!!

I will have my share of death threats soon......

Posted: Sat Apr 03, 2004 6:31 pm

If anyone wants copies of the pics I'm sending them /PM me, just please, PLEASE for the sake of your own mental health don't look at them.

Posted: Sun Apr 04, 2004 9:05 pm

I love how this guy swears!

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barstard

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Folken sheet

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Beach,your mother and your house maid are folken themselves

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Folk your folks

Posted: Sun Apr 04, 2004 9:15 pm

Yes. Apparently I am also an 'idiot of sex luncering'. I've been meaning to get that looked at.

Seriously, the insults provide a fascinating window into the scammers' mentalities. 'Your mother and your house maid are folken themselves' and so on. And the imprecations - there's a thread going on about Nigerian superstition, here's wonderful confirmation.

Posted: Wed Apr 07, 2004 6:37 am

Pissed off lads are the greatest lads of all! Very Happy

Posted: Wed Apr 07, 2004 7:08 am

I found two that are better:

1. Incarcerated

2. Dead

Posted: Wed Apr 07, 2004 7:18 am

One thats even better, gullible!! Laughing

PM me those pictures, please. I am intrigued!! Cool

Posted: Wed Apr 07, 2004 10:53 am

Sure, sure. Dead and incarcerated are much BETTER, but pissed off is FUNNIER. Don't forget that we're in it for the entertainment too, people. The lads exist solely for our amusement.

Posted: Wed Apr 07, 2004 5:00 pm

*chuckle* Gotta love watching them get driven into a raging frenzy. This sort thing is usually all I have time for unfortunately, haven't the patience or time to set up a proper bait but I'll usually respond asking them to do something totally sick and outrageous with some loose relation to the text of their scam. No responses yet, owell.

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I'm loving all of this. What a great board to be a part of.

Posted: Thu Apr 15, 2004 6:26 am

What is bathing-lady? Just curious. Seen the reference a few times...

Posted: Thu Apr 15, 2004 7:26 am

I will say it like this;;;;;

google is your friend, DO NOT POST THE LINK TO IT HERE WE HAVE ALL SEEN IT!!!!

Posted: Thu Apr 15, 2004 1:41 pm

I just absolutly love these replies! - I will certainly be using them to a whole lot of mugumail that sits in my mailbox at the moment.

Do you have any for the famous - YOU ARE A WINNER IN THE LOTTO!

Thank you for sharing this with us

Phil Mycrackin
<b><i>President
Bull Shtine Inc</i>

"No Bull to big or to small we Bull Shtine with the best of them"</b>

Posted: Thu Apr 15, 2004 1:49 pm

I just basically spam everything in my catcher account when it gets too big. So I don't always cross-reference replies to letters, because let's face it, the letters are all crap, and a pissed-off mugu is a pissed-off mugu! Laughing

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