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dan
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 05, 2006 5:59 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

After 8+ months of abuse, my stranded ladette finally twigged on me.
This picture actually captures her true essence, but in my mind it was still my Stacey Crying or Very sad
After about a week I thought about trying to patch things up. But instead of squabbling with her, I just created a "dual" of her account, and continued baiting myself...as her. Confused Things where going pretty well, then one day I "accidentally" forwarded all the letters to my estranged ladette, then followed up as Mr. <ahem>ub:

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ub to stacey Feb 27
forget una saw dat email becaus it bi sent u by mistake. u stopped di job so oyinbo dey mai client now.listen omo i don 2 jobs wit dis dawg but i find di side job for mr stan email box, ok ?so u bi coolee an i square wit da cut na mabe i learn u wrk na teach u fo open u sense fo da job, ok? but listen well well dis won fininsh fo u. i go chop dis oyinbo egbe fo efritin na wi go bi happy .but u gif man picken wahala den i say "monkey dey wrk babon dey chop" na i swear i make u remembeer di day yua mama born yua ooooooooo!!!!!


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stacey to ub: Feb 28 (4 days ago)
Hello,who are you really?i dont get you clearer and what type of afrikaan english you are writting me?can i know you and where are you from?


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ub to stacey: Feb 28
ol boi say wetin u dey open mouth jazz laik dat? wettin bi open mouth for senegal beg beg? listen well dis job could bi 2million mabe more!! ur operation dey fo small for belle fo dis kain job, ok. i get shops for Naija na all ova acata . i get 15 top noch guyman wrk fo mi na trouble dey call una u mess round. u do well well at corporate beggin but dis type client need de master touch. i laik una style but u need more train .u kom along wrk fo man picken i show una script dat bring 100% return.
oooooooooooooooooooooooooo i jus nau si u tink da axeman jukin wit una. i don tel u i si wettin for maga stan email en nau i si u still don belive mi word!!!!! u take dis job fo 6month na u don dash nutin! i si dis maga 1week na i dey blessed wit 4000usd !wey u tink no dis business better? i never tell mr.dawg u try bi dey guyman cauz e still tink u stupid oyinbo bich.mabe i go tel am u sittin right der at cyber mari or metissacana ok ?i no so hungri i need style tief moni for smol boi ok? so i swear fo mai mama eye dat i square una big cut na many jobs but u mus live dis client fo man picken so una open mouth am again i gonna wipe u nau now!!!!!!!!!


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stacey to ub: March 1
I still cant understand the type of swahili language you are writting,tell me how can i meet you real,and i dont know whats going on now,you mean you collected money from stan,and are you a nigerian or where you from?


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ub to stacey: March 1
yes iam fo naija but mi operation dey global. una tink u di big guy.my client send ova $200,000 evri month how mcuh u take las month ?? u don worry bout mi languge i no u sabi jus fain. i got no problem fo meet wit u en gif una 50% of dey 4000usd i go call u mobil en wi cin plan everytin. but first u mus stop makin doubt for dis client i don told u dat i sabi e email en i see all u write. don worry bout dis photo i get it easy for dawg. e don chop e order computa ooooooo!!!!!! !!!! mr .stan never gon belive anytin u say look at dem mails again en si hau e laik open mouth wit man picken better than u. always una make am upset but wit mi only luv but say wetin wi need fait wen wi can all git fat on dis lama? i get evrytin redy fo di big move for amsterdam but i can no cut wit u befor una si man picken as u omo.


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Stacey to ub: March 2
Bros,una don win,why you ne dey write on time ,you be the real oga,wetin dey now i wan join your side.
write to me quick quick,alarm won tear me.


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Stacey to ub: March 2
Omo wetin dey,o boy take am easy with me,all we na niaja o,so how i go take get my cut now and where you dey 4 write me now,so na true say you dey work for de dawg? abeg send me my cut through western union o, man dey roast here.

Naija for ever.and ha you go take call me wen you no get my mobile?

Naija na wa for una so una dey everywhere.
(I think he just insulted me.Mad )


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ub to stacey: Mar 3
u better stick fo oyinbo big grammer bicos u no guud at Naija brokun!!!!!! wetin dey ur nam? do u get di oga ? wen i see dat u goin live maga email alone den i send u 50% of 4000usd ok? fo now i go gif u di fresh script na list of wadden mugu. most of these clients get already proven fo drop so u collect den u drop mi 50% ok? we see wetin kain hustler u dey??? mr. dawg dey only won mai clients. e drops well well. first we get dis moni for mr.stan acount den we gonna let dawg chop am guud!!!!!!
u nau i get di business fo attend so no more askology
i see 2 nombas for maga stan email fo u
221892xxxx/ 221619xxxx wey dey best fo call?



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stacey to ub: Mar 3
Omo,where you fo dey write me so,where you dey now make you show your face now,and give me your number to call you.


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ub to stacey: Mar 3
laik you say i dey everywere ooooooooooooooooooooooo
call man picken on dis satee nomba nau u kom happy bicos nau una bi big player no more push truck fo u oooooooooooooooooooooo say wetin u don say u wan dis client list i gif you? ???
206202xxxx


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stacey to ub: Mar 3
Omo,i no understand you well ,wish kain client list you wan give me? i fo call you but pepper no rest for man pickin,naim make i say make una send me my cut make i take dey for the main time.

How una take get him email,and also that picture how una take do am,una be computer wizard o,how old you be sef tell me.


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ub to stacey: Mar 3
say wetin u try write for brokun ef u no sabi? wetin language do u speak ?
u nau, u ask fo many questions but no gif any ansas??
i wan fo gif u di list fo si how u do na laik i say i gif una 2000usd wen i sabi u no mess tings up. di computa wrk is dey nutin mabe 3 minutes oooo!!!!!!!!!!! i go show una much much more wen u wrk wit mi. stop worryin bout stupid tings laik hau old i dey na put ur belle fo learn wrk na no u sef ooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!
U.Bell0


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stacey to ub: Mar 3
Things no go mess up,send the pepper for me now,i try your number but he no go,make you gi me the code .and maybe if you fit sen me your foto.we bi one now.

So how you and dawg to prepare for amsterdam now,and also him account too.i don stop to write to am.


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ub to stacey: Mar 3
iam gonna live una fo tink til u stop wit di beg beg na ansa mi questions.what dey ur name?what language do u speak?do u do wrk fo ogo or bi u di won man fraud-star?


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stacey to ub: Mar 4
Sorry i no be fruadstar as i never eat anybody o,i just dey do am like fun and stan just accidentally get with me for net,why you dey interrogate me like this,i believe say you be FBI or you dey work with american government ,or you be police ok.well i from delta state ,i be small boy of 24 years o and i get ambition for life to make ,not be fraud abeg o.


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ub to stacey: March 4
EEHHAAEEEH!!!! u dey for Naija i get some bois for asaba na dem say u no sound laik di picken of Naija fo dem dem say una sound further south mebe jburg or cape town ??? ??
u tink di fbi wans di small boi laik u??? stop stop egbe u mek man picken laugh oo!!!!!!! ! !!! u nau, u watch fo much tv .
na you o!!! na you we dey look o OOOOOOOOOOO

i laik dat u dey ambitious. tha say wetin i took intrest for una bicos u dey right dat dere bi bigger tings than dis game.listen omo no harm go kom ur way u stick wit man picken na una prove fo bi of value u no go get fo wonder una gonna get dey maga tuday. let us speak serious nau as brudas.what suppose to i kol you?? surly una no wan mi fo kol u stacey or diopp???


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stacey to ub: Mar 4
I bi typical wafarian o from Deltastate oil city our government na put us like dis you know,why una dey look upon me now? inshort i still dey fear to come accross you,my crystal ball tell me say you bi bad short o, say you don kill many people .you never still tell me where you fo dey write me,abi na from space or de hole wey Bin laden hide put,tell me haba.

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ub to stacey: March 5
i tink u get mi wrong mai omo i dey juss di humble african business man so u get no done wrong den u get natin fo worry bout. i sabi dawg dey di scary forker na i told am fo stop killin so much bi e no wan hear mi
e goin fo murd mr.stan fo sure wen e finds am e even talked bout killin mr.stan momma too juss fo brin am for di open. dis dawg dey bad juju fo sure but e for di acata fo nau. again i no wrk fo dawg e dropped mi 70,000usd fo look fo maga stan na 50 more wi catch am but wen i find dis client swiss moni i say fork dawg i gon dash dis moni man bicos dawg no care bout di moni only e yanga na catch e man .i get intrest for una bicos i si ur mails na i tink u di sharp guy na get guud patience fo wrk wit di maga but i wan si more oooooo!!!!!!!! i also get intrest for spreadin some business fo dakar senegal tings bi real hot for Gidis na i wan fo move some tings north wit some fresh blood na i bi thinkin u might bi di guud start up man mebe oga one day one day. mai operation dey different than di orders wi no use any mailler instead wi get special list suppied by wadden oyinbo for acata na acata these wadden mugu always drop big moni. some mai bois real guud computa wizzards too na dey dash di client straight away for di smol fraud star bois laik i do wit mr.stan ooooooooooooooooooooooooo so u wan wrk or juss chat??? u nau, u always wan fo sabi were i dey make mi tink u di gman??? but dat na question so fo u mai omo i go expose mai location. right nau i dey for london soon i go travel fo amsterdam fo oversee di smooth transfer fo mr.stan
nau u sabi more of mi so wetin una ambitions? say wetin una wan mi call u stacy ?

di axeman OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
abeg u no go say amen??

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dear papi,
i cant wait to see you lay a pearl neclace around my neck -- Sandra Upchuck

i have plans of you getting killed by my boys over there,so be warned they will get you shoot too, ---Sweet Stacey, "UN aide worker"
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chiel
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 06, 2006 4:17 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I really dont get all of it, fancy to do a translation as well? Very Happy

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dan
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Joined: 20 Jun 2005
Posts: 144
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 06, 2006 7:38 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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fancy to do a translation as well?

Is it the plot or the pidgin that you don't get?
If it's the plot, you can read some background, here. (thanks @marvinator)
If it's the pidgin:
You'll have to take off your TFH and let all the mugu-rays enter your brian. Then read it again keeping in mind that yes means no; no means maybe, and "I understand" means I don't know what the hell you'r talking about. Very Happy
Serioosly, here it is... in a nutshell:
UB (me) stepped in, (as he's known to do) and took over the scam. He's trying to convince my mugu (Stacey) that he's a big boss and to step aside and let him finish the scam. UB is also trying to recruit Stacey and get as much "real" information as possible. Twisted Evil
If your really interested in reading Pidgin, look here .
I'am planning on bringing things back aroung to "proper" English, but I've really been having fun trying out my ladspeak, and I never realized he was going to really bite. Shocked

His next letters are getting a bit more revealing and easier to understand...or is it just me... Surprised
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stacey to ub: Mar 5
I understand you,well i pray una get dat money o,so tell me wetin you wan use me for ? as i tell you i bi small boy o ,and i knwo say una be international guyman i just start this just last year,as na im i come dakar.I know say your level na liak fred ajuduwa .

Well wetin wey dey this world for ,na for survival of the fittest,but atimes i go say why me dey do this thing ,do i never eat anybody o,but i go expose my proffesion for you,

I dey fear to still tell you,i am a footballer ,i dey plan to enter europe soon for greener pasture.So hope una opperation go bi smooth,and tell me how you take know stan email address,because na only me know am even dawg don beg me tire to give am say he go give me 20.000 dollars but i just liak stan,but now everything dey una hand o.Any thing we touch you remember me,i no wan expose myself because i might be the next Okocha tommorrow.


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ub to stacey: Mar 5
no worry no wahala go kom u staceeeee.i don need u fo dis kain wrk besides ajuduwa dey di big eye pig but even e no si jail fo tu years probably neva gon see na e still makin di big moni .i got di maga email for dis mexican i did no tel dawg bout it na no did juan valdez oooooooooo hau i entered fo e box dey better left fo me.i no tink ur football plan dey di make juke ibow dat u get di vision na fitness dey guud fo business fo givin u strong reflex na sharp mind. you see jam mi don already brought u guud fortune oooooooo!!!!!! i sabi di oyinbo na am bi di legit business man for acata e investin for di mango processin operation for uganda i get been helpin am wit various modalities fo startin e business for africa. u si no all of mai operations bi wuru-wuru i have di vision to fo bi totally legitamate for di nex ten years .
but dis oyinbo has a broda wey dey di talent scout fo u.s.a na acata football teams na i swear mai god dat i go tel am bout u na e wans fo open mouth fo u i go gif am ur email. nau beg u no mek mi kol u stacy no more na tel man picken wetin language u speak i wan fo sabi una speak french na hau did u learn such pretti mout en big grammer


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stacey to ub March 6 (7 hours ago)
Bros,i understand you ,make you give me your real nom make i take call you now,so how una operation go ,go dis week now? as i tell you i bi from delta state,i speak Uroboh ,i believe say you don make am for life.

So you finally get juan valdez for mexico,and hope you never tell dawg say i be black guy from naija ? i go like to meet the talent scout as you say.my name na micheal .

You know my must learn english,if not for our country ,man pickin for further my education o but no pepper for hand,so na im man pickin enter Senegal dey play for one division 1 team here.

So bros get bak to me,and i for like see your picture.


If anyone has any thought that this guy has any remorse ( Rolling Eyes), just check out one of his other victims...It's my characters mom!

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Date: Mon, 6 Mar 2006 10:18:29 -0800 (PST)
From: "stacey" <[email protected]
Subject: Re: hello
To:
Mum,i think as that as you have rightly said,Stanley doubt me ,and since he is in such mess he has to be carefull,but i surely know where he is ,and as soon as i get my baggages ,here and book my flight i will meet him in surprise but never you disclose it to anyone i will see what the lord will do about it,for surely i will speak that womanly talk and confide in him ,ok mum.

I feel elated for you to have spoken to me as a mother,but i know how to handle stan when i meet him in his abode ok,your assistance finacilally will help me carry out all surjourn soon ,so i believe 6000 dollars will do by paying my bills ,and taking the next posible flight out of here mum,and you can send it through western union to me to Dakar Senegal for me to recieve it,and send down the MTCN to me to pick it up right,i will be waiting to read you.

Stacey.

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dear papi,
i cant wait to see you lay a pearl neclace around my neck -- Sandra Upchuck

i have plans of you getting killed by my boys over there,so be warned they will get you shoot too, ---Sweet Stacey, "UN aide worker"
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