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 Colonel M Dresden Gets Some More Recriuts...

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Gunny
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 09, 2005 2:43 am Reply with quoteBack to top

The Playas

Colonel Matthew Dresden, a USMC recriuter who will go to no lengh to get some 'foriegn support'

Captain Mark O'Reilly, recriutment application reviewer

Gunnery Sergeant Elizabeth 'Fox' Gant, Dresden's secertery, and...um...'stress relief specialist'?

Roland Johnson, or Dr James as he sometimes signs his emails


I lost the orginal letter so...

Dear Matthew

Thanks for your mail and please tel me your mind about
this deal so that i will forward to you more
informations regards to this transaction,
I am expecting your response soonest
Regards
Dr James


You should Address me as Colonel if you want to do any business with me.

I am happy to help you with any business, and I can cover any cost, just as long as you meet one condtion.


Which is signing away your life to the US Armed forces...

Dear Colonel,

I have received your mail and you have not show me any
seriousness in this transaction becuase i have told
you that this transaction will need you to take a
short trip to malaysia to meet with the diplomat for
claiming of the cashbox .please tell me your mind and
give me your phone numbers so that will can to enble
us discuss about this transaction .

I am expecting your response and to tell me if you can
go to Malaysia to claims the box
Regards
Dr Roland



Now, inspired by Shiver, I change tact slightly...

Dear Roland,

I cannot do business with you, but would you be interested in opening a local branch of the USMC? The finanical divsion is very genorus to members in difficult situations. With the current state of the world, the USMC, an organisation dedicated to promoting freedom and saftey in the world.

As I have stated before, if you choose to join the USMC, you can get donations of more than $100,000 if you can start a local branch and recriut more members.

Col. Matt Dresden


Mugu= Surprised Twisted Evil

Me= Twisted Evil Rolling Eyes

Dear Colonel,

I have received your mail and noted what you
said,please kindly give me more details on how to go
about this matter becuase as you can see ,i really
need help and to live a better life,
forward me you phone number so that i will call you
for more discussion about this development.
I am expecting your response soon
Yours
Dr Roland



I am afraid that I lost my hearing doing EOD for the USMC, so I can only communicate using a TextPhone.

Do you want to join the USMC? If so, follow the following steps:

There are three simple steps to becoming a member of the USMC. Firstly, download and complete the attached form by hand, and scan it in and email it back to me.

Then you must get a USMC haircut, as show in the other attachment. To prove that the photograph is you, you must follow these steps:

Firstly, take a picture of yourself outside the barber with your current haircut.

Get a friend to take 3-4 pictures of you while the barber is cutting your hair. THESE ARE ESSENTIAL.

Finally, 2-3 pictures of your completed haircut.

Attach these to an email, along with the application form. If our panel judges the photos to be geniune, we will send out payment.

Col. Matt Dresden


The form is six pages of rubbish, mainly focusing on our mugu's sexuality and his knowledge of the movie SAW.

The haircut:

Image

Will Dr Roland comply? Will his cut be good enough for Captain O'Reilly? Will he be good looking enough to stir the interest of Gunny 'Fox' Gant?

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Gunny
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 10, 2005 9:54 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Mugu hasn't replyed for a while, so reminder time!

Is there a problem Dr Roland? I was just about to talk to Captain O'Reilly about clearing some money for you. Imagine my embarrasment when I opened my email and their where no messages from you! I may now lose my job to Colonel Hakka, as he claims that anyone talking to him would reply instantly. Captain O'Reilly is also worried that Hakka's lackys, Captian Templar and Staff Sergeant Rico will take his and Gunnery Sergeant Gant's posts. They do not want to be sent to Iceland, you see, and neither do I. For that reason, we are willing to give you much more cash than usual, in order to reconstruct our reputation. O'Reilly says that if everything is completed well, then the finace division is going to clear AT LEAST US$100,000 and are considering much more.

I hope that you are truly serious in this deal Doctor because we in the USMC have no time for trouble makers. A 419 scammer recently cost us much funds. I hope that you are not one of these scammers.

On other matters, good chap, I wass wondering if we could send you some gifts to get you started on your base? Laptops or sattlite phones preheaps? We have good contacts with the suppliers.

Yours Truly

Col. M BoSBing, FBK, DosSB.


I hope he hasn't played Killzone...

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PostPosted: Sat Dec 10, 2005 10:46 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Nice job. Very Happy I've tried a similar bait before (me being a german army officer from "allo allo" and it didn't work either. So I must try harder. Most of the lads seem somewhat reluctant when you're trying to make them do these kind of things (forms, photo requests and so on) so early in a bait.

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Gunny
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PostPosted: Sun Dec 11, 2005 4:57 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Yeah, I should have made a bit more chit-chat.

There's always more lads in the sea thouogh.

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Deacon Blues
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PostPosted: Sun Dec 11, 2005 8:58 am Reply with quoteBack to top

A form based on Saw? I'd like to see that. That was a damn good movie.

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Gunny
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 12, 2005 7:44 am Reply with quoteBack to top

The SAW questions

Have you seen the movie SAW?

Did the movie SAW scare you?

Did you pee your pants?

Did you have an involuntary bowel catastrophe?

Did the movie SAW make you horny?

Did the movie SAW make you a homosexual?

Did the movie SAW make you a terrorist?

Did the movie SAW make you want to have a sex change?

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