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NoFool
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 25 Oct 2005
Posts: 68
Location: Germany
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Tue Dec 20, 2005 4:27 pm |
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Not really new, but written very well (and a lot)
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mofro
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 29 Nov 2005
Posts: 30
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Tue Dec 20, 2005 5:01 pm |
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of course the US government will pay you back for your 419 losses. Go America! |
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Nap Olean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 26 Oct 2004
Posts: 2300
Location: Latin America
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Tue Dec 20, 2005 8:13 pm |
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Standard Procedure wrote: |
are there any Americans that can confirm the US government will pay them back? |
I'm not American, but I've heard that the IRS is responsible for paying them back. And apparently payback is a bitch. |
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Lord Vader
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Joined: 17 Nov 2003
Posts: 2272
Location: Besieging Minas Lagos
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Tue Dec 20, 2005 8:18 pm |
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Unfortunately, the 419 victim relief budget had to be scrapped for cutting taxes for the steenkin rich, so I am afraid there won't be a pay back...
(Excuse if this was too political, but it is something that bothers me no matter where it happens, especially if the ones passing these laws are among the beneficiaries) |
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Capt Spaulding
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 22 Jul 2005
Posts: 40
Location: Exploring The Dark Continent
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Tue Dec 20, 2005 8:28 pm |
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Actually, a loss due to theft might be deducted from income in a tax return.
I believe it's a "casualty" loss, like your barn falling down, you get a tax break.
Some mugu heard this, that's how rumors get started, lol. |
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Standard Procedure
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 21 Nov 2004
Posts: 845
Location: Physically at school, mentally at the Grand Prix
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Tue Dec 20, 2005 11:02 pm |
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i'm moving to AMERICA then!!! |
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BillSPrestonEsq
Master Baiter
Joined: 16 Nov 2005
Posts: 145
Location: San Dimas, CA
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Tue Dec 20, 2005 11:14 pm |
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Standard Procedure wrote: |
i'm moving to AMERICA then!!! |
Me too. I give these mugus so much money, I'm bound to get quite a favourable tax refund.
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Roycropper
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Nov 2005
Posts: 7992
Location: Luxury Coffin
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Tue Dec 20, 2005 11:17 pm |
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Bet you can't get a receipt. |
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Standard Procedure
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 21 Nov 2004
Posts: 845
Location: Physically at school, mentally at the Grand Prix
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Tue Dec 20, 2005 11:19 pm |
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now THAT would be interesting to try! |
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BillSPrestonEsq
Master Baiter
Joined: 16 Nov 2005
Posts: 145
Location: San Dimas, CA
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Tue Dec 20, 2005 11:22 pm |
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I'm going to ask for a receipt on my current baits (as soon as I can figure out how to use these email attachment things). I'll explain that they're for tax purposes. Maybe even do some research into which section of US tax law applies to theft... nah, too lazy.
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Connie L. Gus
Moderator
Joined: 07 Oct 2005
Posts: 7243
Location: Somewhere over the rainbow
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Wed Dec 21, 2005 3:25 am |
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Losses paid for by IRS? Well a portion, maybe.
If the deal for this year is the the same as the past, a person would have to have itemized deductions and then subtract 2% of the gross aggregate income from the loss. The remainder would then be subtracted from the gross and decrease the taxable income. Got it? You will be tested on this Friday. It would be an audit flag. I hope the person kept his WU receipts and control numbers and talked to a real tax professional.
The tax code is being "Streamlined" because of....slap, getting too political must stop.... |
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Hamm On Wry
419Eater is my life
Joined: 23 Apr 2005
Posts: 444
Location: Between the pickle and the potato salad
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Wed Dec 21, 2005 4:18 am |
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"Yes sir, I am taking this deduction for the losses that I suffered paying bribes to non-existant foreign officials while attempting to launder millions of dollars..."
I want to be the fly on the wall at THAT audit! |
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FatherGuidoSarducci
Master Baiter
Joined: 15 Jan 2006
Posts: 219
Location: The Vatican
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Sun Feb 05, 2006 9:37 pm |
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I hope I don't get slapped for a necro on this thread but since the recent repost was closed...
You might beable to write off your expenses baiting if you started a non-profit organization in the US...
It's interesting that they mention that they target mainly white americans but in the "I Go Chop Your Dollars" the vics did not look white or specifically american??? whatever...
Or they seem to leave out the fact that many of these bastards pose as charities or try to usurp the credibility or legitimate operations.
In short the article goes a little far in romanticising being a 419 scammer. |
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Scam Patroller
Baiting Guru
Joined: 08 Jul 2004
Posts: 11857
Location: UK
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Sun Feb 05, 2006 9:40 pm |
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Tsnerd
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 14 Jul 2005
Posts: 41
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Sun Feb 05, 2006 9:42 pm |
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Stumbled out of the block, but comes in second |
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Alcathiax
Master Baiter
Joined: 29 Sep 2005
Posts: 189
Location: Orange County, California
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Sun Feb 05, 2006 9:45 pm |
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In before the lock! |
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bombardier
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Joined: 02 Jan 2006
Posts: 2021
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Sun Feb 05, 2006 9:46 pm |
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FatherGuidoSarducci
Master Baiter
Joined: 15 Jan 2006
Posts: 219
Location: The Vatican
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Sun Feb 05, 2006 9:47 pm |
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hurumph.. why bother to lock this thread when the more recent thread about htis article has been locked.. sheesh.. you people are lock happy |
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SlayerFaith
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 Mar 2005
Posts: 5778
Location: Vegas, baby!
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Sun Feb 05, 2006 9:48 pm |
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Naaaa, they are just addicted to lock-racing |
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FatherGuidoSarducci
Master Baiter
Joined: 15 Jan 2006
Posts: 219
Location: The Vatican
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Sun Feb 05, 2006 9:52 pm |
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SlayerFaith wrote: |
Naaaa, they are just addicted to lock-racing |
Yea well what's worse.. necro threads are a bunch of "in before the lock posts"..
give threads a chance people |
_________________ let TRUST BE OUR (WATCHWORD).
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kleindoofy
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Joined: 24 Oct 2004
Posts: 6248
Location: Europe
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Sun Feb 05, 2006 9:54 pm |
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FatherGuidoSarducci wrote: |
I hope I don't get slapped for a necro
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Slap!
@FatherGuidoSarducci: If you don't like the way things are done here, there are other anti-419 sites available that might suit your needs better. |
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