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PostPosted: Wed Nov 30, 2005 10:52 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Dr Chamberlin Albright needs help with an investment.
Scammer: Chamberlin Albright
Good guy: Squadron Leader (rtd) Ivor Lott Sacash DFS MFI BiGW
(For those living outside the UK, DFS, MFI and BiGW are shops) Smile

With a guest appearance by: Paulette Beale 'niece' of Uncle Ivor (me)

and with small but nonetheless valuable assistance from:
Detective Inspector Robert Ohms, Greater Chigley Police (me, again)
and from: Austin Rover, Shaftem and Runn insurance(guess who?)

The bait is split into several sections as it's rather long (my longest to date) - the lad turned out to possess the intelligence of a bag of hammers and was very entertaining Comments are mine

Jolly good show, By Jove! Now read on, there's a good chap....
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Date: May 24, 2005 12:45 PM
Subject: Fwd: investment funds

Date: May 24, 2005 11:15 AM
Subject: investment funds

Dear Sir/Madam,

Your contact has been gotten after a search for a person whom we
can jointly invest Trust in and also solicit a honourable
partnership with.

I represent a client and my client has interest to do business
relative to investments in your country in areas related to
agriculture or any business of your choice, to initiate a proper and
structured relationship:

Please let me know what your response will be to an offer to
receive investment funds in cash if:

1. The said fund amounts to Eight Million, Five hundred Thousand
Dollars (US).

2. The said fund is in cash and will be transferred to you in same
state.

3.The fund is intended to be invested through your agency in the
purchase of facilities and assets, for the said purposes within
your country.

4. This transaction will result in you being paid a commission of
10% off the investment capital.

5.The fund owners desire absolute confidentiality and
professionalism in the handling of this matter.

Please respond urgently.

Sincerely.

Dr Chamberlin
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Date: May 26, 2005 12:49 PM
Subject: Re: investment funds
Dear Sir,

Have just received your business offer
Sounds jolly good
I may be able to help, but need more information, what?

Fast response, old boy

Yours
Sqdn Ldr (rtd) I.L.Sacash DFS, MFI, BiGW

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Date: May 26, 2005 8:40 PM
Subject: Urgent response
Thanks for your response.

After extensive delibrations with my client on your capabilities to handle the volume of this investment programme/funds,she consented that i should proceed with you as your position will provide leads to viable investment.

Note that we do not want exposure in this transaction becouse of the personality of my client.

Firstely,to proceed foward in this transaction,we will want to meet with you for a face to face meeting to disscuss the mordalities for the realese of the money and the investment programme.This meeting will enable us build trust and confidence on our selves cos we have not known each other before and our life lies on this funds for investment.It is during the meeting that we will finalise the mordalities for easy realses of the funds to you.

Please note that we would not want betrayal in this transaction with you as you know that i am working with the instructions of my client and would not want any thing to dent my image becouse i have put in some many years of meriticulus service to the family of my client and just as the same family with them.

Please foward your tel numbers to enable us talk briefily in respect of this project.

Thanks and God bless you for your cooperation.

Urgent response will be highly appriciated.
regards
Dr Chamberlin
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Date: May 29, 2005 4:59 PM
Subject: Re: Urgent response
Dear Chambers,

Jolly decent of you to reply.
Fully agree with what you suggest
However, am away next week - the Old Squadron getting back together
for a knees up, you understand.
Can't avoid not going, being the leader and all that and it'll be good
to meet up once more with old pals "Slasher" Moran, "Taff" MacTavish
and Mad "Jock" Llewellyn
My, the times we had

Anyway, I'll be orfline for next week.
However, once back I'll be in touch
Should give you time to prepare any paperwork, what?

Until later
Toodle-oo
Sqdn Ldr (rtd) I.L.Sacash DFS, MFI, BiGW


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Date: May 30, 2005 4:57 PM
Subject: reply
Thanks for your response,although it came late but every arrangements are in order.

Please note that we do not have time to waste in the procedures becouse delay is dangerious in this type of transaction.

Firstely,we will need you for an urgent meeting at the location of the finance company where the funds are currentely lodged{Universal trust security and finance company spain}.

On your arrival and after finalisation of the meeting between us,the funds will be secured out and paid in to a new domiciliary account to be opened by you as the beneficiary in a prime bank, from where the funds will be wired to any account you want it all over the world for disbursement and the investment programme.

The procedures will take you only two to three days after which our representative will leave with you back to your country for the investment programme.

Please treat this transaction with the seriousness urgency and confidentiality it deserves while we will be working round the clock to tidy up loose ends.

We need to talk on phone to enable me brief you comprehensively.send your telephone numbers.

urgent response will be appriciated.
regards
Dr chamberlin
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Date: Jun 5, 2005 10:42 AM
Subject: Re: reply
Dear Chambers

Sorry for delay
been away on Squadron reunuion.
I say, wonderful week, wonderful, you know
Jolly good show, what?
Talking and drinking with my old comrades bought it all back.
All those times we spent together having a snort or two in the naafi
There wasn't a dry eye in the house at times, although whether that
was due to memories or the recent conjunctivitus outbreak, I have no
idea
"Slasher" Moran, you'll be glad to hear, hasn't changed at all... He
still has those wide staring eyes of his, though a bit yellowed now of
course.
And runny
And his evil grin has lost some of it effect

Dentures do that to a man

My old wingman "Taff" MacTavish, told his old story over again about
how he saved me by blasting a Jerry on my six with his cannons during
a dogfight over the channel.
Came at him from out of the sun, you see. Clever trick, eh?
Lined him up in his sights and gave him a one second burst.
Jerry had no chance
Instant fireball
Not even a 'chute was visible
Stirring stuff

Mad "Jock" Llewellyn however has changed greatly.
The man is totally barmy. Barking mad
Kept dribbling and forgetting what he was saying
Candidate for the funny farm, if you ask me
He grandson came with him to look after him
Insolent young pup. Absolute cad
very rude, you know?
Why, in my day, he'd have been horsewhipped from here to Putney Bridge
No breeding at all, that man

Then there was Old Blenkinsop, the Squadrons wing wiper
Dab hand with the spanners, in his day
"Springer" Johnson was there with his 5th wife
Likes wedding cake, you understand

But, to business
You mention "domiciliary account"
What on earth is one of those?
That's a new word on me
Can't abide these overseas words
Give me the Queens English everyday
Clear and unambiguous, you know

Do I understand that you want me to visit Spain?
Having a bit of a problem there.
Nothing sails from Southampton, these days, you see
It's all Heathrow and Gatwick nowadays
Why, I remember when Heathrow was just a small hut in a field with a
couple of Sopwith Camels parked by it

And does it have to be Spain?
Can't stand the Spanish
Greasy food and dreadful beer and all that
If it has to be, then let me know, my man
Will discuss arrangements, later, understand?

Watch for the Hun in the sun
Until later
Sqdn Ldr (rtd) I.L.Sacash DFS, MFI, BiGW

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Date: Jun 10, 2005 10:50 AM
Subject: reminder
Attention:Ivor Lott Sacash

As i told you earlier,we do not have time to waste in this transaction becouse delay is dangerious.

If you can not proceed foward with me in this project,let me know immediately,so that we can look for a reliable and trusted personality who can assist us.

It is nesasary that we meet to disscuss the mordalities for easy release of the total amount to you.

Note that this funds is a huge amount and we can afford to release the money without proper arrangwement and face to face meeting to avoid betrayal but if it is impossible for you to come to spain,we can then re-arrange the meeting at a neutral ground where will be convinient for you and my client.

Please treat this transaction with the urgency it deserves.

Urgent response will be appriciated.

regards

Dr chamberlin
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Date: Jun 10, 2005 9:18 PM
Subject: Re: reminder
My dear Chamber,

How the devil are you, eh?
Been a bit quiet, you see.
Had this email from an old flying chum a few days ago.
Gets these nightmares, poor blighter.
Poor old "Ginger"
Got caught in a bit of a flamer, you see
Going about his job, then suddenly all around him was ablaze
Now anyone wave a match at him and orf he goes, rolling eyes,
screaming, salivating at the mouth and all that

A bad barbecue can do that to a man

Anyway, can't ignore the Old School Tie and all that. Had to pop
around and give the poor chap a bit of a chivvying up, you see

Anyway, back on form now
Full attention and all that

Now, I have no problem flying to Spain.
Marvellous country, you see
But, my good man, where exactly am I flying to?!?
Sevilla, Alicante, Madrid, Valencia, Santiago de Compostella??
These are facts I must know.

I can be had jollying around Spain at my age, you see

Never went up against Jerry without knowing his height, position, direction etc.
Never have found him

Have no problem with this domicillary account thing
Fully understand, now
Good explaining, that man

Rush back with the correct airport I need, there's a good chap
As soon as I know which one, I can get flying again
Wonderful being in the air
Are there any flying clubs near you?
Might take a quick flip around the area if we have time

Tally-Ho
Sqdn Ldr (rtd) I.L.Sacash DFS MFI BiGW

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Date: Jun 13, 2005 7:28 PM
Subject: very urgent
Attention:Sqdn Ldr (rtd) I.L.Sacash

Thanks for your response although we are encountering lots of delays from your side.

Now regarding our project,every thing is inorder and we have finalised all mordalities for easy release of the funds to you on your arrival in spain{madrid airport}.

Regarding where you will land, it is in Madrid and every official procedures about our project will be finalised in madrid and the funds released immediately by the finance house, as we have earlier explained to you.The procedures will be completed in two to three days time and we{I and my client} will go back with you to your country for the disbursement and the investment programme.

However it will be nesasary that you foward immediately first two pages of your international passport to us by email attachement and also give us your flight intenary before flying in to enable us make every arrangement for your arrival.

Thanks and God bless you as you respond quickely.

Best regards
Dr Chamberlin
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Date: Jun 15, 2005 10:12 PM
Subject: Re: very urgent
Dear Chambers,

Now listen here my good man.
You mention about delay from my end and yet until 2 days ago, I had no
idea which part of Spain I was supposed to fly to.

I can't be had waiting by the computer all day for your email, eh?
You need to give this information clearly and promptly, my good man
...and anyway, Things Happening Elsewhere, you understand

Just played those Aussie chaps at cricket.
Glad to say we gave them a damned good thrashing
20-20 may not be the Ashes, but a win is a win, eh?

Do you play cricket, old boy?
A fine game for gentlemen to play.

My passport?
Not sure about that, old man
Not legal, you understand.
can't be had sending passports all over the internet
Damned things not safe.
Don't know where it'll end up

You sure it's absolutely necessary?

Tennis about to start soon.
Wimbledon, strawberries and cream and all that
Lots of grunting and hitting of balls
Not really a decent sport, eh?

Some of those women that play it
Definitely dodgy types if you ask me.

Still, will get flight details to you asap, old man
probably looking like this weekend.
That all right for you?

Will need hotel accomodation as well, you know
Fix that up, there's a good chap, and let me know

Toodle-pip
Sqdn Ldr (rtd) I.L.Sacash DFS MFI BiGW

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Date: Jun 17, 2005 9:16 PM
Subject: vital mail{urgent}
Attention:Sqdn Ldr (rtd) I.L.Sacash

Thanks for your kandid response.

As i explained to you,this transaction will hold in madrid{spain}and all procedures will be carried out in madrid.

You have to book your flight to madrid airport and on your arrival, we will proceed on with the official procedures for the release of the funds by the security/finance house.And as soon as the funds are released and paid into the new account to be opened by you,the funds will be wired directely from the new account to any account you want it all over the world.

On confirmation of the release of the funds in your account,we will leave immediately with you to your country for the disbursement and the investment programme.

I have already sent this informations to you priviousley and i hope you understood the procedures very well.

Now regarding the copy of your international passport,it is very important becouse it will enable us to know the personality we are dealing with{beneficiary}.

It will also be attached to the certificate of deposit of the money as the beneficiary to effect the release of the funds to you personally in the presence of the finance house officials and my client as the depositor.This procedures is what you will witness personally and i give you full assurance of safe and succesfull transaction without any hitch.

All the procedures is legal as all particulars relating to the deposit of the funds with the security/finance house are intact with my client waiting for your arrival to enable us proceed on.

Note that we have being keeping this transaction very secret to avoid betrayal and i can assure you that every informations exchanged between us through internet will be kept confidential becouse our life lies on this funds and we does not want to play or toy with this funds.

As you asked me about criket i love the game but i am most interested in football.

I will be innitiating contacts with a five star hotel in madrid for your reservation as soon as possible.

I will give you details of the reservation as soon as possible.Do you need the hotel reservations in this name{Ivor Lott Sacash}?

I await for your reply and the flight details asap.

I wish you good luck in all our dealings and may god bless you for your cooperations.

Best Regards

Dr chamberlin
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Date: Jun 19, 2005 12:47 PM
Subject: Re: vital mail{urgent}
Chambers,

Good afternoon old boy
Hope you are fine

So, Madrid it is then
Nice of you to finally tell me, eh
5 star hotel, you say?
Jolly good
What is the name of this hotel, eh?
Like to check it out, you see
Make sure it's up to my exacting standard and all that
You should reserve my room using my full name and title so the locals know who they are dealing with, you understand

You prefer football then, eh?
Can't abide the game, myself
bunch of long haired pansises, rolling around on the grass, if you ask me
Take that "Rooney" character.
Bad mouthed yob, if you ask me
no breeding at all that man
Should be horse-whipped

Attached my passport
Can't see why
But you say you need it.
Now then
I will be arriving on 21st (Tuesday) afternoon, dago time
Flight BD four eight one
arriving thirteen fifteen hours
I am due to return on Friday 24th
leaving fourteen ten hours on flight BD four eight two

Should give us enough time to complete, what?

Do be there to meet me, old man
perhaps you should put my name on a sign of somekind, eh?
be easier to spot and all that
I'm sure you understand

airports are crowded places and all that

Do you play golf at all?
Can always extend the stay, if you fancy a round
Good golfing there, you understand
Can bring my clubs
new set, you see
custom made

Until Tuesday
Tally-ho!
Sqdn Ldr (rtd) I.L.Sacash DFS MFI BiGW


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Date: Jun 20, 2005 3:16 PM
Subject: Reservation ok{urgent}
Attention:sacash

Thanks for your response.

We have made reservations on your behalf at the below hotel.

HOTEL AVENIDA DE ESPA&Ntilde;A
AVDA, DE ESPA&Ntilde;A 18, FUENLABRADA
MADRID-SPAIN
TEL: 0034 916062211

On your arrival in madrid Airport,please take a taxi to the
mentioned hotel and confirm your reservation immediately and check
in to a room.

Then you will call us on this number 0034 675472193{Dr Chamberlin
or Mr Adams}.

Note that every arrangement is ok and the security company is ready
for the release of the funds to you on completion of official
procedures,only that you must be ready with clearing and handling
charges including the funds for the opening of an account in a bank
as i explained to you in my privious mails.

On release of the funds to you,all expencies done by each party
will be deducted before disbursement/investment programme.The minor
expencies will not be above $10,000 dollars,which has to be re-
embursed back to you on release of the funds.

We await for your response and arrival to enable us finalise this
transaction without futher delays.

Urgent response will be highly appriciated.

Best Regards
Dr chamberlin.
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Date: Jun 20, 2005 11:00 PM
Subject: Re: Reservation ok{urgent}
Chambers,
Jolly quick of you to reply
Taxi?
I need to take a taxi, eh?
Hope those dago drivers know their highway code
Can't be having an accident, you understand

Pity about the hotel
5* I believe you said
Doesn't look 5 star to me, eh?

More like 5 gloworms

We will choose a better hotel when I get there, you understand
Can't wait to get there, old man, can't wait
It'll be good to be back in the air, what?
Maybe I can join this "Mile High Club" everyone keeps blathering on about
Any idea on this?
Odd, really, I thought all modern jet type aircraft fly above a mile.
Must look into this, what?

No problem with the account, old man
All clear and understood
My details all clear are they?
passport at the ready, and all that
Heathrow here I come, eh

See you tomorrow old boy
Tally-ho!
Sqdn Ldr (rtd) I.L.Sacash DFS MFI BiGW

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Date: Jun 21, 2005 11:46 AM
Subject: very urgent response
Attention:Sqdn Ldr (rtd) I.L.Sacash

Thanks for your urgent response.

Your details did not appear in the privious mail you sent to me.The
passport did not also appear in the attachement you sent to me.

Please resend immediately if possible to this email address

We need to talk by telephone before your arrival.I need your
numbers so that i can talk to you in details about the developments
or you can call me on the number i gave you in my last mail.

Ok,when you arrive and you see the hotel not to your standard,you
can contact me by telephone and we can both change the hotel.

Regarding the taxi drivers,there will be no accident becouse all
the taxis that operates in madrid airport are proffesionals with
many years experience. Oh, jolly good

I am looking foward to seeing you in spain and also wishing you
happy stay and succesfull transaction with me.

Urgent response willbe appriciated.

Best Regards
Dr Chamberlin
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Date: Jun 21, 2005 9:16 PM
Dear Sacash,

We have being waiting for your call regards your arrival today in madrid,but no response yet.
Where are you now?

Has your flight touched down in madrid?

Please call me immediately and reply this mail to enable me know the position of things.

regard
Chamberlin
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I keep quiet for 3 days ... and then...

Date: Jun 24, 2005 10:11 PM
Subject: Re:
Chamberslin,

I say old boy, steady on!
What is this email for, eh?
Dash it all, man, here was I about to write to say thank you for
looking after me during my stay and now I receive this from you

Most confusing, what?

Have you a short memory perhaps?
Maybe the heat has affected your mind, eh?

We opened an account together, don't you remember?
You met me at the airport and we went to the hotel (a nice one by the
way, thanks for that, old man) where I signed some papers to open the
domiciliary account
Left you a case of £5000 to start the ball rolling, what?

You play a mean round of golf, too, if I may say so
Dashed if I could hit a ball like that

Never managed to get flying though.
Pity, that.

Just let me have the account number details and and so on when all the
paperwork is complete, will you?
There's a good man

Tally-ho
Sqdn Ldr (rtd) I.L.Sacash DFS MFI BiGW

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...and he's not a Happy Lad....
Date: Jun 25, 2005 2:26 PM
Subject: reply
Thanks for your response.
I have seen that you are not serious.

As i told you earlier,we can not afford to toy or play with this
money/transaction.

You confirmed your arrival last week and nothing is done,you did
not even mail or call me on the line i gave you.Even to reply my
mail,nothing is seen.Why are you fooling us when you know that you
can not arrive in spain.you made me to spend money and book
reservation for you without any arrival.

If you know that you can not contnue with this trnsaction,let us
forget every thing about it,so that we can look for another
reliable and trusted person.

I have no other thing to say but if you are serious we will
know.Every thing is still in order,if you wish to contnue,but now i
am out of spain to africa,but can arrive when you can afford my
ticket fee.

I await for your response.
Regards
Chamberlin
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....Cha-chingg! The penny drops and now he's a Worried Lad.....

Date: Jun 26, 2005 6:14 PM
Subject: urgent response
With regards to your explanation about your arrival in spain and immediate recieption from some one at airport and payment of $5000 dollars for opening of account,pleasewhom do you paid to?becouse i am not the one.

Clarify clearley?

I await for your response.

regards
chamberlin
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Date: Jun 29, 2005 6:19 PM
Subject: Re: urgent response
Chambers,

Sorry for delay, old chap
Been down in Portsmouth celebrating Good Old Nelsons victory against
those blasted Frenchies
Ships in the Solent, my boy. The Queen was there too
Nelson, eh?
Have you heard of him?
Marvellous chap
Stopped us being French
Good bit of sailing, that man

Now then
What is all this?

Am I to understand that you were not the one I met, hmm?
What the devil kind of trick are you trying to pull here?
I gave you a case of €5000 with which to open a bank account
The details of which you were then to send to me.
Which, incidentally, my good man, I am yet to receive
Are you trying to welsh on our deal?!

An Englishmans handshake in business is his bond, sir and I respect
you to treat it the same

We had such a good time as well.
You were quite a good golfer, by jove
Despite the game leg, what?

A week you said to arrange the account and a week is almost up, sir
I expect the account details by this Friday, or by jove Sterner
Measures will be underaken.

Yours
Sqdn Ldr (rtd) I.L.Sacash DFS MFI BiGW

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Date: Jun 30, 2005 12:00 PM
Subject: reply
Thanks for your response.

Before your arrival,i sent you the number where to reach me and you did not call or write mail to me to know that you have arrived.why you did not write me or call me?This is totally nonsence.

As i told you this is very important becouse neither me or my client met with you or recieve any money from you.The money you said you gave to some one,what is the name of the person you gave the money to? before you release money to him,what questions do you ask him regarding our project and my client?Inshort i am confused becouse some bad people were out to divert my clients funds which will amount to betrayal and God can not allow such thing to happen.

But at moment every thing is still inorder,becouse the original certifictae of deposit of the money is still intact with my client.what is the name of the security company the person gave you as where the funds are saved?Please dont deal with that person you gave money becouse he is fraud and out to claim another person money for him self.

For God sake whom do you give the money and what is the persons resemblance and name,becouse to my heavenley father i did not see or recieve you in spain,i only tell you that you must call me on phone when you have arrived in the hotel and now you said you met someone at the airport and i did not mention to you that i will recieve you at the airport.This is totally confusing to me becouse some people were out to claim my clients funds but that can not be possible by the grace of God.

Ok right now we must take serious measures to avoid this type of nonsence next time.This problems is becouse you did not give me your telephone numbers so that we can be talking on day to day basis before you arrive becouse this type of transaction requires constant communications.As i told you i am still in africa at the moment and i have decided to pilot this deal right from africa where i am on official duty on behalf of my client and the only option now is for me to finalise every procedures now personally and the money will leave to your account.

At present,my client has ordered the return of the funds to africa where no one can have access to the money.The only thing for you to do now is to plan another meeting with my client in africa{Federal republic of Ghana}where no one can have access to our secret informations.

Firstely,at this point in time,i will require you to send the name and particulars,you would want me to use in opening a fresh account on your behalf including the money, where i am presentely, so that i can prepare every thing ready before your arrival.This is to avoid the occurance of the privious experience.As i told you earlier we dont want to play or toy with this huge amount,that is why my client decided to send the money back to africa from spain,to enable us plan ahead and avoid this bad people from claming her funds which her life almost depends on the funds.

I wish to notify you that i am very sorry for all that happened and i assure you that such experience can never repeat it self again becouse we have employed security measures to avoid such occurance.And my client has agreed to re-emburse you back what ever amount you spent on completion of the transaction

Please i would want to know the name of the finance house where the person you gave moneytold you that my clients funds were deposited in spain ,before you release the money to him and what is the name of the bank where he siad he will open an account on your behalf?

Please reply this mail urgentely.Call me on this number now 23480381***** for more details.

Regards
Dr Chamberlin
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Now we are orf to Africa, Old Boy. Jolly Good Show!
Part 2 to follow when I'm done editing it...

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 30, 2005 11:39 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I'm liking this so far, llamedos, and I think you have the pastiche of the Sqdn Ldr (rtd) off to a tee. Very Happy

I'm looking forward to reading the rest of it. Smile

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 01, 2005 12:18 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Jolly good show eh, what?
Take the blighter down.
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 01, 2005 8:33 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

PART TWO
in which our intrepid hero prepares for a trip to Ghana.
All he needs is a visa, so it should be simple.


Errr.



No.

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Date: Jul 1, 2005 12:22 PM
Subject: vital
Please note that we have found out the leakage of our secret
informations, (Ah, good!) which prompted some officials of the security/finance
house to impersonate my personality to try to claim our funds for
them selves.we have instituted an investigation to acertain the
culprits invovled in this action,which is a sort of betrayal of the
confidence entrusted on the finance house by my client.

We require from you urgentely the name of the hotel you were lodged
and name of those who welcomed you including their phone numbers
you use to contact the false officials so that the security dragnet
will track them down for prosection.

This very urgent.

Regarding our project,the funds has being sent back to africa for
safety by my client and at present lodged with a diplomatic
security/finance house.

We have being in africa for this purpose and every thing is in
order and the funds secured in the security vault of the diplomatic
finance outfit.

Please indicate your williness to move foward with me in this
transaction,but i assure you that all funds you ve spent in this
deal will be re/embursed back to you.For security reasons send
replys {Lad gives new email adress}to avoid interseption of
our mails.

I await for response shortely.

Regards
Dr chamberlin.
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Date: Jul 1, 2005 5:16 PM
Subject: Re: vital
Chambers,

I say, old boy
Are you really telling me that I was not met by you?
This is not good enough, sir!
I have lost a considerable sum of money with nothing to show for it, By Jove.
Dash it all man, what sort of an organisation are you running there?

This chap who met me... is he one of yours?
He said he was working for you.
Gave me a business card thingy
Bit of a tatty one, to be honest.
Rather dog eared
Not a good impression at all, really

Name on the card was Michael Zolt
Brittania Securities, Madrid
0034-669-501-447 is the number on the card.

Not phoned it as he told me to contact you, old chap
No idea who you were working for you see.
You never told me anything about you
And now some impostor has made off with my money!
If you catch him, let me know
I'll horsewhip the cad from here to Putney Bridge

I stayed at the Meli Princess or some such place, you understand
5 star, you know
Exactly as I requested from you
...and not that little matchbox place you initially booked for me
Bad show on that one

Back in Africa, eh?
Strange place to go
But there you are

Glad to read that my loss will be reimbursed to me
At least you seem to have some organisation there

What is our next step in this then, old boy?

Tally-Ho
Sqdn Ldr (rtd) I.L.Sacash DFS MFI BiGW

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Date: Jul 2, 2005 12:36 PM
Subject: very very urgent
Attention:sacash

Thanks for your quick response.

We are very sorry for all that happened but we must be very
coutious in all moves we made to avoid past mistakes, in order to
succeed in this transaction.

As i told you in my last mail,there is some security lapses at the
security company in spain.That is exactely what caused the attempt
by some security personels in the finance house to try to claim our
funds.Investigators were already at work to track the culprits down
for prosecution.

At this point in time we must be very carefull,as we have
encountered such experience and not to repeat it self agan.

Now note that this particular email address must be changed for
security reasons as i mentioned to you in my last mail.As from this
moment,please and please use the below email address to send me
mails to avoid leakage of secret informations
{email #1}or {email #2} and any message
from me without the code number zzz, please ignore it and stop (note the code number)
futher communications with such person/email address.

Regarding our mutual project,the funds has being transfered to
federal republic of ghana for safety and security purposes due to
the past experience you encountered in spain.At present the finance
house in accra capital of ghana has issued the deposit certificate
to my client to officially acknowledge the reciept of the
funds,which we will hand over to you as the beneficiary on your
arrival in Ghana.

Please and please my good friend,forget the past and lets move
foward as we are thanking God for not loosing the entire $8.5
million dollars to the hands of this fruadulent officiers employed
by the so called security company.This journey to ghana will give
you the opportunity to know me and my client personally for
immediate finalisation of this project and it will give you the
opportunity to witness all the procedures involved and we will go
back with you on confirmation of the funds in your account.

On your arrival in ghana i and my client will handle the matter
personally and take you to a prime bank and personally,you will
open an account by your self to assure you of our individual
intergirty and then all of us will proceed to the security /finance
house armed with the certificate of deposit and claim the funds for
immediate deposit to the new account opened by you for onward
transfer to your designated bank account in your country.This is
simple official procedures which can not take more than two days to
be completed.

The numbers and particulars of the fruadulent officiers of the so
called security company in spain will be traced and tracked down
for immediate procecution.Note that me or my client doews not have
any more dealings with this security company in spain.And you
should stop any futher communications with them or any one from
spain.They are thieves who wants to claim another persons funds for
themselves,we must get them and they refund your money back to you.

Please i need you to confirm your readiness to meet with us in
accra Ghana to enable every one of us be happy together.Please as
from this moment no one will act on my behalf and i will be
contacting you directely.Note that this past experience can not
deter us from moving foward.

I await for your urgent response,but reply to
{*****@ ****}or ****@****l}or call
23480381*****.Take this very serious to avoid more leakage of
informations.

Thanks and God bless you for your understanding and cooperations.

Regards
chamberlin

NB:Dont reply to this email address.Please reply to the ones i gave
you in this mail.
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From: Chamberlin Albright
Date: Jul 4, 2005 10:58 AM
Subject: response{urgent} (oooops.. no "security" code..)
Dear sacash,

Please reply as soon as possible to this email address.We have no
time to watse any longer,please avoid delays in responding to this
transaction, so that we can achive our quest to recieve this funds
in your account.

We have done every arrangement for the release of the total funds
on your arrival in Ghana.

We have to forget the past occurance and omve foward at this point
in time when all security arrangement for the release of the funds
has being put in place.

We need your confirmation of your readiness to arrive in accra
ghana to finalise this project.All procedures will be handled by me
and my client personally to avoid any futher problems.

We await for your response qucikely.

Best Regards
Dr chamberlin
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To: Chamberlin Albright
Date: Jul 4, 2005 8:37 PM
Subject: Re: response{urgent}
Chambers,

Bit confused, here, old boy
Understand the need for security and all that.
Jolly decent of you to change email addresses and so on.
However, I have received this email from an email address
that was new to me
Is this you, by any chance?

Only you told me to ignore any email with out the code zzz and this
email doesn't have this code, By Jove
Could this be an impostor?
I am very confused now, old boy
Am I correct in thinking you want me to fly to Ghana, old man?

I need clarification on this, yes?
Commitments and so on, I'm sure you understand
What is the name of this security company, then?
Any word from them, eh?

Would appreciate a letter from them, you understand.
Didn't get one from Spain and look what happened, eh?
Wouldn't take much, I'm sure you realise that.

Awaiting someones reply on this matter

Tally-Ho
Sqdn Ldr (rtd) I.L.Sacash DFS MFI BiGW

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Date: Jul 5, 2005 1:03 PM
Subject: reply{zzz}
Thanks for your kandid response and understanding.

Yes i was the one who sent the email address to you,understand that
i am trying to make sure that none of our secret informations
leaked out and done priviously.

Yes this new email address is mine i am sorry
for not including the code zzz.

You can only sent me mails through this email address.

Now concerning our project,i can make arrangement with my client to
send you a copy of the certificate of deposit of the money with the
security company in ghana,but note that this document is very much
classfied and sensitive and not supose to be codied to you untill
your arrival to avoid unknown person claiming our funds.we all
will walk to the security company to claim the funds with the
classfied documents.I will talk to my client about the
possibilities of realesing this certificate to you{photocopy}.

Now regarding your arrival in ghana,you will open a fresh account
in a prime bank where we will take you and you witness every
procedures personally.On confirmation of the opening of the
account,we will proceed to the security company in company of my
client with the original copy of certificate of deposit and cliam
the funds out after settling the security fees.

Then from this stage we will invite the bank officials who will
help us in deposititng the total amount in the new account opend by
you.And from this new account opened by you,you will transfer the
funds directely to any of your account you want it all over the
world.As soon as we confirm the funds in your account,i and my
client will leave with you to your country for the disbursement and
the investment programme.

This is simple official procedures which can not take us more than
two to three days to be completed.The minor expencies to be incured
in releasing the funds from the security company and opening of the
account will not exeed ten thousand euros which has to be re-
embursed back to you immediately the total funds hits your account.

Please reply immediately to enable us start the preparation for
your arrival and the release the funds to you.

Urgent response will be highlyappriciated.

Regards
Chamberlin{zzz}
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Date: Jul 5, 2005 2:34 PM
Subject: urgent zzz
Please indicate if you require visa,so that i can arrange for an
official cable visa for you.

Reply to only this email.

Regards
chamberlin{zzz}
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Date: Jul 7, 2005 4:59 PM
Subject: very very urgent{zzz}
Attention:sacash,

I have being able to track my client down and we have agreed to
send a copy of the certificate of deposit of the money with the
security company to you, after we have confirmed your arrival to
Ghana for the finalisation of this project.

The reason for this is to avoid any form of betrayal becouse we
must take our proper time and be carefull at this point in time,
when we have moved the funds to Ghana to avoid the kind of past
experience you encountered in spain.You know as i told you earlier
the life of my client lies on this funds which she has being
preserving for this investment programme and with Gods help found
some one like you to assist and help in claiming this funds for
immediate investment overseas.

Note that for us to move foward, we must forget the past and look
foward in our quest to claim this funds and be happy.As i explained
to you in my last mail, all procedures to finalise this project in
Ghana must be handled by me and my client personally in your
presence for the sake of avoiding any kind of inconvinience or
problems.

On your arrival my client will hand you over the original
certificate of deposit of the money and we all will proceed
together to the security company to claim the funds for immediate
deposit in the new account opened by you, for onward transfer to
your designated bank account overseas.All procedures must be
completed before our depature with you to your country.Note that
before our depature to your country,we must confirm the funds in
your account together with you.

Please treat this trsansaction with the urgency and confidentiality
it deserves while we will be working hard here to tidy up loose
ends to make evrey thing successfull.

As i told you earlier,my client has mapped out some certain
percentage of the total funds to settle and re-emburse all your
expencies before disbursement of the money and investment programme.

Thanks and God bless for your kandid co-operations.

I await for your fast response regarding your readiness to arrive
for the meeting to enable us finalise this deal oncews and for all.

Regards
Dr chamberlin{zzz}
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Date: Jul 7, 2005 9:33 PM
Subject: Re: urgent zzz
Chambers,

I say!
Damn good thinking, that man.
I will be needing a visa for Ghana, By Jove!
Dashed if I didn't think of that
Just checked it all out, you understand
Would have been a bit sticky, what if I had turned up without one, what?

Good Lord, but there would have been a right old to-do
How do you arrange one of those cable visa things, then, eh?
Get one to me immediately, my good man

We have no time to waste on this matter

Tally-Ho
Sqdn Ldr (rtd) I.L.Sacash DFS MFI BiGW

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Date: Jul 7, 2005 9:47 PM
Subject: Re: very very urgent{zzz}
Chambers,

Bit of a happy time here, you understand
London in the news now
Olympics, you see
One in the eye for those blasted Frenchies, eh?

Good bit of voting in the IOC, I say

Nice to see that swine Chirac looking more miserable than usual.
Serves the beggar right for swiping our quality of food, here
Dashed bag egg, that man.

Now, Chambers, I'm a little confused here, you understand
You say you are going to send me a copy of this deposit certificate
after you have confirmed my arrival in Ghana
What is the point in that, man?
When I am there, you can blasted well hand it to me, can't you?
If you send it, it'll need some damn fine postal service work to get
it to me if I'm in the airport, what?

Send me a copy now, my good man
I will bring it with me and then when you meet me, you can carry a copy as well
That way, I will know that I am talking to the right man, you understand?

What bank are we using, eh?
Names, man, names
I want to be sure it is a good one, you see
..and a hotel, my man
A good one, you understand?
The last one you booked was utterly unacceptable

As soon as I see speed from you, you will see speed from me, you understand, eh?

Tally-Ho
Sqdn Ldr (rtd) I.L.Sacash DFS MFI BiGW

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Date: Jul 8, 2005 9:28 AM
Subject: reply{zzz}
Attention:sacash

Thanks for your response.

I am very sorry for what happened in london,about the blast,but it
seems this is a planned work to sabotage your winning of olympic
hosting.But we thank God that the hosting right has being confirmed
before the blast.I hope the blast did not affect any of your
relative?.

Now regarding your request for the cable visa,i will make proper
arrangement for the visa as soon as possible{next week}as you know
that this week has already gone.

I will be talking to my client today in respect of the certificate
of deposit and hopefully,will be sening copy to you soonest by
email attachement.

I will give you details as soon as i finalise with my client.

Note that all our actions is to safe guard this transaction and all
of us will be happy at the end.

Thanks for your understanding.

Regards
Dr chamberlin
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Date: Jul 9, 2005 5:16 PM
Subject: important[passport details]
Please we need urgentely your international passport informations
for the processing of the cable visa{passport number,name and the
country of origin}.

We will be sending the certificate of deposit to you next
week,including the cable visa,please get ready for the journey.

We await for the passport informations as soon as possible.

Regards
Dr chamberlin
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Date: Jul 11, 2005 9:53 AM
Subject: Note urgent { zzz}
Dear sacash,

I sent you mail on saturday without our code zzz,sorry for the mistake. A-ha... sloppy work, that man
Please note that your passport details is very important this week to enable us process your cable visa.Be informed that this cable visa is official and your details must be needed to make it VIP{very important person}to avoid all waht you have gone through in spain.It is very urgent.

We hope to make available to you this week, the visa,the security deposit certificate with the bank/finance house and the hotel reservation zzz.

We need the passport informations as soon as possible today.

Every thing is in order and we have tidyied up loose ends for succesfull transaction.

Thanks and i await for urgent response.

Regards.
Dr chamberlin{zzz}
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Date: Jul 11, 2005 8:04 PM
Subject: Re: Note urgent { zzz}
Chambers,

So, it was you who sent that email, eh?
That's why I didn't reply to it, old boy
No code, you realise
As per your instructions, you understand.

Just as well you spotted your mistake, eh?
Need to be a bit sharper, that man

Had a great weekend here, you know?
Commemorated the end of WWII, By Jove. Fine thing to do in my opinion,
you see, teaches the younger generation a thing or two
Got together with my Old Squadron again. Had a good surprise...
Bumped into an old flier of mine, Buster 'Blindeye' Keaton
Haven't seen him in years
Marvellous chap, marvellous chap, but married a German girl

Strange thing to do after shooting down so many of her relatives, what?

An ace, you understand
That's why we called him 'Blindeye'

You need my passport, By Jove!
Can't think why
Surely just the details will be needed, eh?
passport number, date of expiry and so on

Let me know, there's a good chap.
Last time I sent you my passport, I seem to remember you didn't receive it.
I can send you these things with my picture if you want.
That might be a better way around such things, you understand.

You do realise, Chambers my good man, that I cannot book a flight
until I have these visa things, you understand?
We need to have speed on this now, old boy.
Time waits for no man.

Tally-Ho
Sqdn Ldr (rtd) I.L.Sacash DFS MFI BiGW

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Date: Jul 13, 2005 11:21 AM
Subject: certificate of deposit What? No security code?
Attention:Sacash,

Thank you for your mail.

However,we will need copy of the informations pages of your international passport to facilitate the procurement of the cable visa from Ghana immegration service.In the meantime,we have enclosed the copy of the certificate of deposit issued in your favour by international commercial bank Kanesie branch Accra Ghana.We had to deposit the crate containing the funds in the safe deposit vault of the bank as promotional materials and law reports to avoid futher betrayal in the process.

The deposit was also made in your name to curtail much documentary burocracy that may be involved during possible change of deposit ownership,if registered in the name of my client{Mrs Elizabet Nkuruma}.We also opted to deal with the security deposit of a bank rather than dealing with a security finance company.All the aboved are pre-cautionary so as to avoid the misdemeanor incidences of the past as wittnessed in spain.We do hope you will understand the situation and our security point of view.

As soon as i recieve the copy of the international passport{information pages}it will be fowarded to my ground service contact in Ghana for the cable visa procession.

Thanks and God bless you.

I await your urgent response.

Rgards
Dr chamberlin{zzz}
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Date: Jul 13, 2005 11:31 AM
Subject: Certificate of deposit{zzz} Ah. There it is

Attention:Sacash
Thank you for your mail.
However,we will need copy of the informations pages of your international passport to facilitate the procurement of the cable visa from Ghana immegration service.In the meantime,we have enclosed the copy of the certificate of deposit issued in your favour by international commercial bank Kanesie branch Accra Ghana.We had to deposit the crate containing the funds in the safe deposit vault of the bank as promotional materials and law reports to avoid futher betrayal in the process.{zzz}
The deposit was also made in your name to curtail much documentary burocracy that may be involved during possible change of deposit ownership,if registered in the name of my client{Mrs Elizabet Nkuruma}.We also opted to deal with the security deposit of a bank rather than dealing with a security finance company.All the aboved are pre-cautionary so as to avoid the misdemeanor incidences of the past as wittnessed in spain.We do hope you will understand the situation and our security point of view.
As soon as i recieve the copy of the international passport{information pages}it will be fowarded to my ground service contact in Ghana for the cable visa procession.
Thanks and God bless you.
I await your urgent response.
Rgards
Dr chamberlin{zzz}

NB:This is my yahoo email account and attached to this mail is the certificate of deposit.Please this is only for your eye for security reasons.We need the copy of the international passport as soon as possible before friday.{zzz}

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Date: Jul 13, 2005 1:15 PM
Subject: urgent response{zzz}
Attention:Sacash,

I await the acknowledgement of the reciept of the certificate of deposit sent through my yahoo email account.

Please send immediately the passport informations{information pages}to enable us secure your cable visa this week.

Thanks.
Regards
Dr chamberlin{zzz}
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Date: Jul 13, 2005 7:16 PM
Subject: Re: urgent response{zzz}
Chambers,

Stop panicking, Old man... Certificate arrived A-Ok this afternoon, By Jove
I say, though, it's a bit complicated what with all those security codes, eh?
Any idea what they refer to?
There's rather a lot of them

And shouldn't your signature be on the form as depositor?
Not sure, never seen a C.O.D. from a bank South of Dover, although is
nice to see my name in print!
..and on the subject of my name, why have you not included my titles, eh?
Sqdn Ldr (rtd) I.L.Sacash DFS MFI BiGW is my full title and all
documents relating to myself should bear this, you understand.

I didn't earn those titles to have them ignored, my Good Man

Fought hard for them, you understand
I am surprised the bank did not know this fact.
makes documents incorrect and illegal, you know
You have to get the certificate re-issued with my full title, old man,
there's nothing else for it

And about this passport issue
Now, look Chambers, it simply isn't done to send passports via email,
you understand
I have a military issue passport, you know, and this sort of thing
should not be sent South of Dover via email.
Especially after those dreadful events in London, you understand
Security very tight now, you know

I await the corrected certificate

Tally-Ho
Sqdn Ldr (rtd) I.L.Sacash DFS MFI BiGW

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DON'T PANIC, MR MANNERING! DON'T PANIC!!
Date: Jul 14, 2005 9:51 AM
Subject: very very urgent{zzz has being changed to{ www}take note.
Hello sacash,

Attention:Sacash

Please discontnue using this email address becouse some people are
still monitouring our secret informations.zzz. No? Really? How awful!

This is very important.

I found out today that some of your emails has being tampered with.

You can send me any emails through {*****@******} and use
the code {www} no more zzz.Any mail with out {www}as from this
moment dont answer ok.

This instructions is with immediate effect and the code zzz has
being changed to {www}.please take note of this becouse some bad
people are still trying again to be funny by claiming this funds
for them selves.Pleasae ignore any mail with code zzz as from this
moment.This people are still tracking our movement but i am still
in control.

I sent you the certificate of deposit yesterday not knowing that
some bad people are monitoring me.please sent the passport details
to *****@*****}and dont send to this email address any
longer.And be carefull dont answer any mail without {www}

I await for your response very very urgent.

Regards
Dr chamberlin
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Date: Jul 14, 2005 10:06 AM
Subject: code zzz has being changed to {www}
Attention:Sacash,

Please and please dont ever answer any mail with the code zzz
again.I have changed to {www} becouse i noticed that some people
were still after my clients money.They have tampered with this
email address and removed some of your mails,you should stop any
other communications with this email address,my new email address is
{*****@******}.I await for your reply regarding the
certificate of deposit i sent to you and also the passport details
by email attachement to {******@*******}dont send to another
email please take note,very important to avoid the type of
incidence you wittnessed in spain.The code zzz has being changed as
from this moment to{www} for urgent security reasons.

Please be fast in all arrangement becouse bad people are still
monitouring our movement.some people might try to contact you with
the code zzz,please dont answer them,they are thieves.i have
changed to {www}as our code.

I await for your response
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Date: Jul 14, 2005 10:18 AM
Subject: send the passport details to this email address{www}
Attention:sacash {www}
This is the email address where i want you to send the passport informations ok.{www}
Dont ever use *****@****** and any mail with zzz,dont ever answer.
Bad people are after our transaction but God is still in control.
I wait your reply today.{www}
I hope you recieved the certificate of deposit through my other email address.please acknowledge the reciept.
Regards
Dr chamberlin www
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Date: Jul 14, 2005 10:18 AM
Subject: very very urgent{www}no more zzz for security reasons
I am no more using this email address and no more using zzz for
security reason.

You should use {www} as my new code.please be carefull and take
note of this.

Please use the code www and email address {*****@******}to
send me the passport details very urgent.you must avoid delays,so
that we can avoid any form of impostors as happened in spain.

As soon as i recieve the passport informations i will process your
cable visa and send it immediately.

Regards
Dr chamberlin{www}
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Date: Jul 14, 2005 6:00 PM
Subject: reply {zzz}
Attention:Sacash

Thanks for your response.

Please note that i will talk to my client today regarding the certificate and she will approach the bank before friday for the corrections,but note that we must be very carefull and very fast in all arrangements to avoid any more problems as the one you wittnessed in spain.

Note that it will take time before the arrival of the passport if you send it by post, so we prefer you list the informations required and send to me by mail immediately,instead of wasting time.

Your name in the passport and the passport numbers is only what the immigration service require for your visa.

We are already set to apply for the visa,but the passport details is causing delays.

The certificate will be copied to you as soon as the bank made the corrections ok.

I will mail the correct certificate as soon as possible,but send the passport informations as soon as possible.

Regards

Dr chamberlin{zzz}

NB:I sent couple of mails to you today to change our code but never mind zzz is still valid.This is becouse i noticed some irregularities, but every thing is still under our control.
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despite all the panic, I ignore it and reply to the usual address to see what happens..
Date: Jul 14, 2005 9:47 PM
Subject: Re: reply {zzz}
Chambers,

Jolly good, Old Man.
Nice to hear a bit of action from you, eh
Can't be having certificates with the incorrect names on them, you know.

Send my passport by post?
What are you blathering on about, man?
I can't send the blasted thing by email, let alone by post
Are you mad?
No-where have I suggested sending my passport by post
Get a grip, man!

Email is our only option and this is simply Not Allowed
Therefore, here are the details you need, my Good Man
My name on the passport is:
Squadron Leader (rtd) Ivor Lott Sacash DFS MFI BiGW
The passport number is:
ILS/64/19/073RAF

Please ensure that this information is correctly reproduced, my Good Man
No more mistakes like the certificate, eh?

Now.
You have the passport information, so when can I expect the visa, eh?
I cannot book a flight until I have this visa, you understand
You are now holding things up, my man

And this will not do at all
Speed is now what is needed

Tally-Ho
Sqdn Ldr (rtd) I.L.Sacash DFS MFI BiGW

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Date: Jul 15, 2005 2:43 PM
Subject: urgent response{zzz}
Attention:Sacash,

Thanks for your mail.

Your position is well understood and i remain willing to proceed
with you on terms that you may dictate.However the cable visa
cannot be issued without the copy of the information pages of your
international passport.This is the standard procedures for the
issuance of the cable visa as being regulated by the Ghana
Immigration service.I can only arrange for a letter of invitation
with the international passport details to enable you procure the
visas directely from the Ghana high commision in london.A copy of
the invitation letter will be sent to the consul at the high
commission to collobrate to your own copy.

In the mean time my client have requested the bank in Ghana to
effect the necessary changes on your academic designations but you
will have to send an application to the Director private banking
department,International commercial bank Accra Ghana requesting for
the docuemtary rectification.In fact we have requested for the
rectification through our ground service contact but the bank
insisted on following the normal procedures since you are the
beneficiary of the deposit.

The bank also explained that the security codes in the certificate
are meant for internal auditing and records and therefore has
nothing to do with you as the beneficiary.

You can send the application today through my email address so that
i can foward to the appriopriate department of the bank for
immediate rectifications.

I await for your urgent response.

Regards

Dr chamberlin {zzz}
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he wants me to apply to bank to correct HIS mistake? no, no.. I don't think so, Laddo

Date: Jul 16, 2005 1:55 PM
Subject: Re: urgent response{zzz}
Chambers,

Tell me, old man..
Just what is it do you not understand about the phrase
"Sending my passport by email is not allowed"
hmmm?

Which words are confusing you, old bean
I have tried sending the passport to you, you understand, and it
Failed To Get Through.
This is a security thing, you understand
Are you suggesting that I, a man like me, should break the law?
Why, I should have you horsewhipped for such a suggestion!

What "information pages" are you blathering on about, man?
In a previous mail to me you said that all you needed was my name and
passport number. These I gave to you
Now you are waffling about "information pages"
Instead of just talking about them, why don't you tell me which bits
you need, eh?
Then I could put them in an email to you
Save time, you see?
Bad thinking, that man

You, sir, are starting to delay this exercise
Not professional, at all, you see.
If I hadn't already lost such a considerable sum (through your
incompetance, may I add), for two hats, I'd call the whole damn
escapade off, you understand.

And what's all this tosh about applying to the director of a bank to
apply for changes to the certificate, hmmm?
These are changes to mistakes that YOU made, Chambers, old boy.
I am not the one that should be applying for them to be undone
You should do this as a matter of courtesy.
Maybe this is way things are done, South of Dover, but, By Jove, they
are done differently here and don't you forget that.
Politeness costs nothing, my Good Man

I have and am investing considerable time and money in this venture
and all I get from you are excuses and bad security.
We certainly wouldn't have won any damn thing if you and not Winnie
had been in charge, you know?
Sloppy business ethics, that man

All I need from you now, are plain and simple instructions about what
is needed regarding my passport details.
Then I can send them to you in an email, you understand
And you can send to me the visa thingy I need and then I get a flight
arranged to get to Ghana.

It's over to you sir

Over and Out
Sqdn Ldr (rtd) I.L.Sacash DFS MFI BiGW

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Date: Jul 18, 2005 2:59 PM
Subject: urgent reply{zzz}
Attention:Ivor Lott Sacash,

Thanks for your derogatory mail. Oooooo. Get her

Please try to understand that I am not a Ghanaian citizen and therefore I cannot influence their immigration laws and other statutes requirement.

I also understand your position in respect of your inability to send copy of your international passport {information pages only} as it is also bothered on laws and statutes.

However there is not much I could do in this situation except to arrange for a letter of invitation through my contact in Ghana.

I will be sending you letter of invitation and you will have to proceed to the Ghana high commission in London for the entry visa procession.

A copy of the invitation letter will be sent to the consul at the high commission to collaborate your own copy and enable the visa procession and procurement.

Note that I and my client have also being able to pass instruction to the bank management for the rectification of the error in the {C O D} through my trusted ground service contact in the bank {custodians of the deposit}.I will send the rectified copy as soon as it is ready definately tomorrow being tuesday.

Thanks for your understanding.

Urgent response will be appreciated.
Regards
Dr Chamberlain{zzz}
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I ignore him for a few days
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Date: Jul 19, 2005 11:29 AM
Subject: certificate of deposit {reply zzz}
Attention:Sacash,
We have succeded in correcting the certificate of deposit with your full name and accademic designations.Congratulations'' zzz
Attached to this mail is the {C O D}for your perusal and filing.Please note that this classfied document is only for your eye as you know that we need secret to avoid betryal.
This document will accompany you to Ghana as this will be the basis for our meeting as it will serve as the only avenue to know our selves on your arrival.
Now concerning the visa issue,you have to give us the go ahead in sending you the letter of invitation to enable you proceed to the Ghana embassy in london for your visa.This is the only option available for this visa problems.We will send a copy to the Ghana embassy in london and one copy to you,which has to collaborate as one.As soon as we recieve your reply,action will be taken immediately.
The aboved is only what we can do at this point in time to avoid delays,and we assure you that you will be issued with the entry visa to Ghana as soon as you proceed to the embassy with your letter of invitation.
It should have being more easier if the first two pages{information pages}of your international passport were sent to us by email attachement as we attached the COD,so that the immigration service will take action within few day and visa will be sent to you over there to enable you book your flight to Ghana.But with your refusal due to your country laws and statutes,we do not have much to do than to take official procedures.
Please replt today and acknowledge the reciept of the certificate of deposit.
Regards
Dr chamberlin{zzz}
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attached is the 'correctly filled out' form - usual lad tat...
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Date: Jul 19, 2005 11:40 AM
Subject: certificate of deposit sent today{zzz}
Attention:Sacash,

Please note that i have sent the corrected certificate of deposit
to you through my yahoo email account *******@yahoo.fr}
this morning {zzz}.

We are waiting for your reply to enable us know the next line of
action to follow regarding your entry visa.And we are assuring you
of our utmost co-operation to enable us achieve success in our
quest to claim this funds.

I await your response.

Regards
Dr Chamberlin{zzz}
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Date: Jul 19, 2005 9:23 PM
Subject: Re: certificate of deposit sent today{zzz}
Chambers,

have the received the form, old boy
good to see it all ship shape and bristol fashion, what?
Nice to see my name as it should be, you understand

Now, then Chambers, what is next, eh?
Still waiting for this visa thing from you chappies
Dashed long time getting this, you know?

Still waiting to learn what extra information you need for this visa form.
You have my name and passport number, what esle, eh?
I need this visa, By Jove
Can't fly without, you understand

Getting itchy, here, you know
Want to get on with things, you see

Over to you, old boy
Tally-Ho
Sqdn Ldr (rtd) I.L.Sacash DFS MFI BiGW

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Date: Jul 20, 2005 11:20 AM
Subject: very urgent{zzz}
Thanks for your quick response.

Happy you recieved the certificate ok.

Note that i will be sending letter of invitation to you with your
informations with me as soon as possible.

The informations with me is only passport number and name in the
passport and i hope this will be ok for the letter of invitation.

On reciept of the letter of invitation from me,please proceed to
the Ghana embassy in london for the visa as we will send copy to
the embassy to tally with your own copy which will enable the
embassy issue you with travel visa.This is the only option left for
you as you insisted on not sending the copy of your international
passport.

As i explained to you in my last mail the only way this cable visa
can be possible is for you to photocopy your international passport
and send to me by attachement exactely the same way i sent the
certificate of deposit to you.This is very simple thing to do to
avoid futher delays.Note that the certificate of deposit which i
sent to you is very sensitive document which is not supose to be
sent by mail but i did it for sake of our transaction and also due
to the trust i placed on your personality,so i see no reason why
you should not send copy of your passport to enable you secure visa
for your travel to complete this transaction once and for all.

As i explained to you in my last mail,the immigration service of
Ghana requires the copy of the information pages of your
international passport{where the passport number, name and
photgraph}is inserted to enable the visa be out within two
days.This is the only what is delaying this transaction and there
is nothing we can do about it than sending the letter of invitation
to you to enable you proceed to the embassy for the visa personally
in london.But if we can recieve the copy of the passport today i
can assure of your cable visa within 48 hours.

So please respond to this mail to enable us know the next line of
action to follow.

I await your response.
regards
Dr chamberlin {zzz}
------------------------------------------------
Date: Jul 20, 2005 11:54 AM
Subject: very very urgent{zzz} Same email as above, but twice as urgent
Attention:Sacash,

Thanks for your quick response.

Happy you recieved the certificate ok.
<snip>
I await your response immediately.

regards
Dr chamberlin {zzz}
-----------------------------------------
he's really determined to get my passport......so it's time to stop that

Date: Jul 21, 2005 10:05 PM
Subject: Re: very very urgent{zzz}
Chambers,

Now look, old man
Lets get this passport issue sorted once and for all, eh?
I simply am unable to send the dashed thing via email, you understand.
It is a military type passport and I am simply not allowed to send
this kind of document via email, By Jove
Security is the watch word here, my good man. Security!
I sent a copy of it to you a while ago (before that fiasco in Spain,
you know) and it didn't get through.
I had an "attachment removed for security purposes" notification -
dashed if I know what that means, but maybe people are spying on us,
eh?

Dash it all Man, I have asked what information you need and I am still
waiting for you to tell me.
You have my name and passport number, is that not enough, old chap?

I am not insisting that I cannot send my passport, I am saying that I
cannot send my passport
There is a difference old boy, you know
Now, enough about this passport issue, you understand?
It clearly isn't going to be resolved.
You'll have to make do without it

Time is a-wasting my good man
It is time we moved to the next stage, By Jove!

Tally-Ho
Sqdn Ldr (rtd) I.L.Sacash DFS MFI BiGW

-------------------------------------------------
Date: Jul 22, 2005 11:17 AM
Subject: Invitation letter{zzz}
Attention:Sacash,
Thanks for your response.
Attached to this mail is the letter of invitation,which will enable you to secure Ghana visa entry.
Please proceed immediately to the Ghana embassy in london for your visa.
Already a copy of this letter of invitation has being sent to the embassy to tally with your own copy.
We are waiting for your urgent actions regarding our mutual project.
Please in case of any question by the embassy official,you have to indicate that you are
nagotiating for possible investment with the named company indicated in the letter of invitation.

Note that we have no more time to waste,please proceed to the embassy for the visa as
soon as possible and book your flight and give us your intinary{flight details}.
Urgent response will be appriciated.
Please inform me if you get the invitation letter ok.
Regards
Dr chamberlin{zzz}
--------------------------------------------------------
Date: Jul 22, 2005 11:23 AM
Subject: Reply{letter of invitation zzz}
Thanks for your response.

I have just sent you the letter of invitation through my yahoo
email account.

Please indicate if recieved ok and proceed immediately to the
embassy in london.I assure you with full confidence of possible
issuance of your travel visa to you.

We await your acknowledgement of letter of invitation.

Regards
Dr Chamberlin{zzz}

http://members.419eater.com/~llamedos/Invite_letter_chambers.jpg

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Date: Jul 22, 2005 9:13 PM
Subject: Re: Reply{letter of invitation zzz}
Chambers,

Have got the invite, old boy
Jolly good wheeze, sending it to me from a different account
keeps the enemy on their toes, eh?

Will hot foot it to the Embassy place tomorrow with it, old chap
Apply for visa and let you know hows things go, you understand?
Can't see any problem at all with the visa now that I have your official invite.
Pity you didn't send it sooner, old boy

Would all be sorted by now, By Jove

Any idea how long these visa things take to complete, old man?
Just that an idea would help me, you understand.
Are we talking a few days? a few weeks?
Would a few of Her Majesties banknotes "crossing the palm" help smooth
matters along a little, eh?
I'm sure you know what I mean, old chap.
One professional to another, you understand.

Tally-Ho
Sqdn Ldr (rtd) I.L.Sacash DFS MFI BiGW

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Date: Jul 23, 2005 10:20 AM
Subject: reply{zzz{
Attention:Sacash,

Thanks for your response.

The visa will be issued to you immediately but it has to follow some official processes{protocol}but with the type of your personality, definately the first day of your visit to the embassy.

I wish you good luck and expect your flight details as soon as possible.If you have any question,please don,t hesitate to inform me as soon as possible.

Regards
Dr chamberlin{zzz}
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Date: Jul 23, 2005 8:24 PM
Subject: Re: reply{zzz{
Chambers,
Just a quick note, old man
Got back from the Embassy this afternoon.
Very nice bunch of chaps there, you know
Very polite

Left my passport with them, old bean
Should be with me early next week, you understand
Offered to help speed things along, you know with a little extra of
Her Majesties banknotes, as you do
Politley refused
Very honest people there
Makes a change

Too many thieves around these days if you ask me.
Rotten Eggs, the bally lot of them.

Will let you know when the passport is returned, old chap
Then we can sort out a flight, eh?

Tally-Ho
Sqdn Ldr (rtd) I.L.Sacash DFS MFI BiGW

-----------------------------------------------
Date: Jul 25, 2005 11:04 AM
Subject: reply
Attention:Sacash,

Thanks for your efforts so far.

I wish you Good luck in all your preparations.

I await for good news from you.
Regards
Dr chamberlin
-----------------------------------------------------
Date: Jul 26, 2005 10:01 AM
Subject: very urgent{zzz}
Attention:Sacash,

Please respond to my mast mail to enable me know the position of
things regards to visa procurement.

Every thing is inorder over here and we are making every nesasary
arrangement for your succesfull visit.

We await your reply.
Best wishes.
regards
Dr chamberlin{zzz}
----------------------------------------------------
Date: Jul 26, 2005 6:34 PM
Subject: informations{zzz}
Still waiting for informations regarding your visit to the ghana embassy this week.

Regards
Dr chamberlin{zzz}
--------------------------------------------------
Tch, tch impatient person...

Date: Jul 26, 2005 9:09 PM
Subject: Re: informations{zzz}
Chambers

I say! Take it easy, old chap. There's a good man
These things take time, you know
Security checks and all that, you understand
The chap behind the counter there kept your letter of invite
You'll probably get a phone call or something, I expect.

Once you get that, then I'm sure everything will be ship shape and Bristol, eh?
Another 2 days or so, I expect, you know?
Should be right for this weekend, I expect

Tally-Ho
Sqdn Ldr (rtd) I.L.Sacash DFS MFI BiGW

-----------------------------------------------------
Still being "Mr impatient"...

Date: Jul 27, 2005 10:12 AM
Subject: reply{zzz}
Attention:Sacash,

I recieved your mail and still awaiting your intinary.
Regards
Dr chamberlin{zzz}
----------------------------------------------------------------
Date: Jul 29, 2005 5:24 PM
Subject: Re: reply{zzz}
Chambers,

I say, Old Man
Great news!
My passport arrived today with the visa fully sorted and stamped.
Didn't expect it so quickly, you understand but all seems in order, eh?
So, now it's full steam ahead for the flight arrangments.
I will do that this very weekend, Old Man.

Will let you know as soon as I have flight times confirmed

Tally-Ho!
Sqdn Ldr (rtd) I.L.Sacash DFS MFI BiGW

------------------------------------------------------------
Date: Jul 30, 2005 10:55 AM
Subject: response{zzz}
Attention:Sacash,

Congratulations,we are thanking you for your efforts so far.

We thank God for every thing,since all our arrangement is moving as
expected.

We have put every arrangement in motion for the release of the
funds to you by international commercial bank limited as soon as
all the fees attached to the deposit is settled{security and
handling charges}as we have agreed earlier.

Please note that you must inform us early on your flight scheadule
to enable us book reservation in a good hotel on your behalf.

On your arrival i must present the copy of the certificate of
deposit and our security code{zzz} to you to enable you know that
you are dealing with the right person and any person who comes to
you without the certificate of deposit and our security code,will
be ignored totally and without any answer to avoid the past
experience as it happened in spain.

We await your flight scheadule as soon as you finish your work and
also wishing you safe flight to Ghana.

Best Regards
Dr Chamberlin{ZZZ}
----------------------------------------------------
Date: Aug 1, 2005 2:23 PM
Subject: urgent{zzz}
Attention:Sacash,

I hope you enjoyed this weekend.

I notified my client about the granting of your travel visa by the Ghana embassy in london,and she was very glad to hear the news.

Meanwhile,we have perfected all mordalities for easy release of the funds by international commercial bank limited and only waiting for your arrival to enable us commence procedings.

I await for your response to enable us finalise arrangements.

Regards
Dr chamberlin{zzz}
------------------------------------------------
Date: Aug 1, 2005 7:51 PM
Subject: Re: urgent{zzz}
Chambers,

Got the flight details, old boy!
Now then, here they are
Flying from London, (Gatwick, you know - bit of a dump of an airport,
if you ask me, but this can't be helped, can't be helped)
from there I will be flown to Tripoli

Bit strange, you understand, but direct flights are not on, old man,
not on at all

From Tripoli, to Ghana arriving 21:30 Tuesday evening (3 August)
Flight number, 8U750

Now, Chambers, I would ask that you meet me, you understand
Stranger in a strange land and all that, and we do not want a repeat
of the fiasco in Spain, do we, eh?

If this is a bit late notice for you, I can re-book, but it'll be at
least a week before I get another, you see

So, if all is well and good, I'll see in Ghana airport at 9:30, old boy
Look forward to it!

Tally-Ho!
Sqdn Ldr (rtd) I.L.Sacash DFS MFI BiGW

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 01, 2005 8:50 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

+++++++ PART THREE ++++++++
Now our hero is finally on his way:
Gatwick - Tripoli - Accra.... what could possibly go wrong?

Well, quite a lot, actually


+++++++++++++++++++++++++++


Date: Aug 2, 2005 12:35 PM
Subject: very urgent
Thanks for your arrangements.

Please note that reservation has being done on your behalf at Cresta
royal hotel Dzorwulu Accra Ghana.

The reservation was done by one mr oba,a driver to mr don mensa,my
ground service contact in Ghana.He mr oba the driver will also come
to the airport to pick you,but he has to indicate our secret code
{zzz}before you can follow him.

When you arrive,please note that you should contact me on telephone
number 0243540262 immediately and you should not forget to send me
an email in any near by cyber cafe at the hotel.

Please took to this instructions and dont fail to lodge in this
hotel which i booked for you.

Please and please you must contact me by email before proceeding on
any assignment with any one.

Note that you wrote tuesday as your arrival date but today is
tuesday and you gave us 3rd august which is wednesday as your
arrival date,please clearify.

We await for your arrival but make sure you adhere to my
instructions to avoid past experience.

Regards
Dr Chamberlin{ZZZ}
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Date: Aug 2, 2005 1:07 PM
Subject: urgent{zzz}
Thanks for all the arrangements.

Please note that we have made reservation on your behalf at Cresta
Royale Hotel,Dzorwulu Accra Ghana.The name of the person who made
the reservation for you is Mr Oba,driver to my ground service
contact in Ghana Mr Don Mensa.

Note that this Mr Oba will come and pick you at the airport and he
has to indicate our security code{ZZZ} before you can follow him
down to the hotel.

Please note that you must contact me by email any where you are to
enable me know position of things even at the hotel cyber cafe.

You will also call me on 0243540262 but remember to send me email.

Make sure you adhere to my instructions.

This is second mail i sent today to enable you be aware of the
instructions. really? two emails in one day? how unusual...

We await your arrival.Any thing you dont understand, pleaase ask me
question today to avoid any misfurtune.

I need reply to this mail immediately.

Regards
Dr Chamberlin{zzz}
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Date: Aug 2, 2005 1:15 PM
Subject: reply{zzz}
Please adhere to my instructions.

As i told you MR OBA driver to my ground service
contact mr don mensa will come and carry you at the
airport and he ahs to indicate{zzz}before you can
follow him.

We reserved hotel at Cresta royale hotel Dzorwulu
accra ghana.

MR OBA the driver reserved the room on your behalf.

We await your arrival,but correct the date of arrival
becouse you wrote tuesday instead of wednesday 3rd
august.

I AWAIT YOUR REPLY TODAY BEFORE YOU BOARD YOUR FLIGHT.

regards
DR CHAMBERLIN{ZZZ}
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Date: Aug 2, 2005 1:37 PM
Subject: correct the date and the name of the flight{urgent}
Attention:Sacash,

Please note that you did not indicate the name of the
flight that carries this number 8u750. And make sureNo. I didn't, did I... how terribly remiss of me
you correct the date of arrival becouse you indicate
tuesday 3rd august as the date of your arrival but
wednesday is 3rd and not tuesday.I am waiting for the
name of the flight that owns the number.

We need the name as soon as possible before your
departure.

I hope that you got all my mails today.{zzz}


Please reply as soon as possible becouse we have no
time left.

Regards
Dr Chamberlin{zzz}
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Date: Aug 2, 2005 1:39 PM
Subject: correct the date and the name of the flight{urgent}
Attention:Sacash,{zzz}

Please note that you did not indicate the name of the flight that
carries this number 8u750.And make sure you correct the date of
arrival becouse you indicate tuesday 3rd august as the date of your
arrival but wednesday is 3rd and not tuesday.I am waiting for the
name of the flight that owns the number.

We need the name as soon as possible before your departure.

I hope that you got all my mails today.{zzz}


Please reply as soon as possible becouse we have no time left.

Regards
Dr Chamberlin{zzz}
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Date: Aug 2, 2005 6:41 PM
Subject: Re: correct the date and the name of the flight{urgent}
Chambers,

Finally got my laptop to work in this blasted aircraft, what?
Can confirm, Old Boy.
Arrival this evening 9:30 your time
On the aircraft now.
Over the Sahara desert at the moment
red, you know?
Strange that, I always thought it would be a sandy colour.
Must be the air

Asked one of these stewardesses about this "Mile High" club I have heard about
Spilt my drink into my lap, clumsy girl
Perhaps she's not so good in the air, eh?

Info I sent you, correct as I have it old man
Not sure of carrier, damned odd name.
Check earlier emails, old chap have mentioned it, I am sure.

Battery a bit low, old boy.
Better sign off now
See you on the ground!

Tally-Ho!
Sqdn Ldr (rtd) I.L.Sacsh DFS MFI BiGW

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Date: Aug 2, 2005 7:39 PM
Subject: Confirm your date of arrival{zzz}
Please note that we need you to confirm if you are arriving tomorrow being wednesday 3rd august becouse you gave us your arrival date as tuesday 3rd august but tuesday is 2rd august and give us the flight name which you have already given me the number.

In my privious mail to you,i have given you the name of the hotel where we booked reservation on your behalf and the reservation was booked by Mr oba a driver to my ground service contact Mr Don Mensa.

We need the confirmation of the flight name and actual date of arrival to avoid mistake.

Note that you must email me where ever you are.This is very important to avoid misdirection of destination as what happened in spain.

I await your reply as soon as possible before your depature.

We wish you safe flight but note that any one who comes to you without the certificate of deposit and our security code{zzz}should be ignored.

Regards
Dr Chamberlin{zzz}
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Date: Aug 2, 2005 7:47 PM
Subject: reply{urgent}
Please go straight to the hotel i mentioned to you.
I was a bit confusing becouse you mentioned wednesday so you must take courage and went straight to the hotel i gave you from airport cos the date you gave me is 3rd instead of 2rd.
I will see u at the hotel tomorrow and dont follow any one without our code and the certificate of deposit.you must email me any where u are to enable me know your where about.
I wish u safe flight.
Please reply now.
Dr chamberlin{zzz}
--------------------------------------------
Date: Aug 2, 2005 8:19 PM
Subject: Move straight to the hotel{zzz}
Attention:Sacash
The name of the hotel where you will go straight from airport is Cresta royale hotel Dzorwulu Accra ghana.It is a five star hotel.
One Mr Oba,the driver to my ground service contact in ghana booked the hotel with your name.Please note that you should take airport taxi to this hotel directely and no other hotel.You understand.
The reason for this is becouse you gave me the date of arrival as 3rd which is tomorrow and i made every arrangement for that tomorrow,so i will come to the hotel and meet with you since i could not meet with you at the airport due to the mistake in the date u gave me.
Please take to my instructions to avoid misdirection of destination.
I wish you safe journey.Note that you should not talk or listern to any one without the code and the certificate of deposit.{zzz}.
I will see u at the hotel ok.
Regards
Dr Chamberlin{zzz}
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Date: Aug 2, 2005 8:24 PM
Subject: my tel number{zzz}
Please note that you should go straight to the hotel and call me on my telephone number 0243540262 on arrival at the hotel.
But i will make sure i see u at the hotel tonight or tomorrow morning.
Please take to my instruction.
Regards
Dr chamberlin{zzz}
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Date: Aug 2, 2005 11:58 PM
Subject: Re: my tel number{zzz}
Chambers!
Are you there old, Boy?
I need your advice urgently
I.L.Sacash

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To: chamberlin albright <[email protected]>
Date: Aug 3, 2005 12:35 AM
Subject: Re: my tel number{zzz}
Chambers,

Dash and Blast
have tried to call you several times but your phone won't work, Old Boy.
Bit of a jam here
I caught the wrong blasted plane from Tripoli!
All that dashed silly twirly writing those Arab chappies use.
Dashed if I can understand it
Effendi this, Effendi that.

I'd be blasted offended if I had to wear bed sheets as clothes, I can tell you

The upshot of it all is that I have landed in Lome.
I don't know what to do now, old chap
Bit stranded, if you know what I mean

Can't take a hotel.
Locals here keep blabbing about "See-Fah" whatever that is
Daren't open my suitcase old chap
$15,000 inside it, you know
Can't be with waving that around, eh?

Got talking with a friendly taxi driver in the airport
Family man, name of Usman Bello. Bit younger than me
Nice daughter, and all that
Said he would "look after me tonight"
But he needs 30,000 "see-fah" for doing so
Does that make sense to you, old man?

Quite stuck here, Old chap
Could do with a bit of help
This Bello chap says he'll drop me off at the Hotel 2nd February tomorrow
is that any good to you, eh?
If not, Old Chap, I'll have to dip into my suitcase and leg it home.
Can't be staying here too long
Dashed place not safe
Heard gunfire a moment ago.

Battery not good on laptop, Old Boy.
Will try to find net cafe, eh?

This is somewhat urgent, Old Man
Appreciate a swift bit of advice from you, you understand?
Have my phone here with me.
Signal a bit erratic
+44 0870 340 ****
We need to try to talk, yes?

Sqdn Ldr (rtd) I.L.Sacash MFI DFS BiGW

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Panic button ----> # Please press
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Date: Aug 3, 2005 8:14 AM
Subject: urgent reply{zzz}
Hello Sacash,
What is all this for Gods sake.
OK,you have to check in a very good hotel and give me the details of the hotel and dont talk to any body,untill you get call and attention from me.
I will call you and give you the next option.
I await the hotel informations but note that you should not talk to any one and dont give any one without our code{zzz} and certificate of deposit attaention.
Yesterday night i was with my driver at the accra airport untill 2am this morning without seeing you even i checked for you in the hotel i booked for you and did not see you.i was very much worried but no problems cos every dissapointment is blessing.
I will call you in a short time but dont tell any body your mission.Book in a very good hotel and give me details.i will instruct you on what to do.
I await for the hotel details.
Regards
Dr chamberlin{zzz}
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Date: Aug 3, 2005 9:28 AM
Subject: Re: urgent reply{zzz}
Chambers,

Read my mail, Old Chap
I have none of this Togo "see-fah"
Cannot buy a hotel room without it old Man
I have no money other that what is in my case
Don't really want to open the case in the taxi drivers house, eh?
Not good idea to let this Bello chappie see my cash, you understand?

Need a bit of a better idea, I'm afraid

Sqdn Ldr (rtd) I.L.Sacash MFI DFS BiGW

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Date: Aug 3, 2005 1:58 PM
Subject: Re: urgent reply{zzz}
Chambers,

Have you been trying my phone, Old Man?
Getting a bit desperate here, eh?
Going to have to leave this country soon.
Can't stay here, you understand
I need ideas, My Man!

Sqdn Ldr (rtd) I.L.Sacash MFI DFS BiGW

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Date: Aug 3, 2005 2:56 PM
Subject: urgent{zzz}
The name of the hotel where you will go straight from airport is Cresta royale hotel Dzorwulu Accra ghana.It is a five star hotel.
Please pick a car hire to the aboved mentioned hotel in ghana immediately.The taxi driver will assist you to where you will get the car hire and tell the driver that you are going to the aboved hotel in accra.This is where we booked reservation for you.
Note that you must change 100 pounds to cfa to enable you contnue the journey.It is possible to move through the border becouse you secured an official visa from your country only that you missed your flight.
Please call me on 233244935398 or the other number i gave.
I WILL CHECK MY MAIL IN THREE HOURS TIME TO KNOW IF YOU HAVE ARRIVED IN THE HOTEL.
Please note that nothing good comes easy but we must not be detered to move foward becouse of this developments.please dont tell any body your mission in ghana.
I surpose to meet with you in lome but i could not secure my visa urgent.
I await your arrival in ghana.This is the only way foword and it is not good to stay in taxi drivers house ok.
regards
Dr chamberlin zzz
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Date: Aug 3, 2005 6:36 PM
Subject: where are you now{zzz}
Please where are you now§
As i explained to you;the only possible way is for you to move straight to the hotel in ghana:
Regards
Dr chamberlin zzz
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Date: Aug 3, 2005 6:52 PM
Subject: Re: urgent{zzz}
Chambers,

Look old man, things are getting a bit of a sticky wicket here.
Have no means to change the money, old boy
Banks closed, you understand
Bit awkward to be waving dollars under the taxi drivers nose, you know.
Have too many of them too be feeling safe.
Can't really leave Togo to ghana
Taxi driver helped me through customs
No visa for Togo
Could be dashed fiddly
Don't speak the lingo, you understand

No British Embassy here, you see.
Look old Man, I'm in a hell of a Jam
Bellos daughter keeps asking me if I need anything
I think she's after something, between you and me, eh?

Don't really want to spend another night with the driver
Don't feel that I can trust him, you understand?

Can't your driver come here?
Surely, it would be easier, Old Boy
Bello can take me to the Hotel 2nd February.
We can meet in the lobby.
Easy.
Let me know old Boy
Bit sweaty here
Tired too, been a long day, you know

Sqdn Ldr (rtd) I.L.Sacash DFS MFI BiGW

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Laddo is not biting for a safari... time for the "kidnapped maga" modality
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Date: Aug 3, 2005 9:04 PM
Subject: Re: where are you now{zzz}
Chambers,

Seeing as you don't want to help, Old Boy, I have to somehow get to you.
Bit dissappointing, eh?
Thought you were made of sterner stuff, you understand
A real man would have at least tried to get here, business is business
and all that
Perhaps you're one of these poofters
Weak type, eh?
Never can understand you gay types, kissing men and all that
All a bit smutty, if you ask me

Still, have persuaded this Bello chappie to drive me to Accra and this
hotel you have booked. Had to tell him that I have money in the hotel,
you understand
Don't think he believed me.
Gave my suitcase a hard stare, you know. Worries me

Says it'll take 5 hours.
Leaving shortly, so should be at the hotel in the wee hours, you understand.
I'll call you as instructed, Old chap
You'd better be ready for my call.
If you're not there Old man, deals off, you understand.
Poofter or not, if you are not there, Old chap I'll be orf to the
airport and away on the first plane out
Can't be had lugging this cash around.
$15,000 is dashed heavy, you know

I don't know
Damn gay-boys
Should never have got involved
Weak business sense, that man
Bad bit of treatment all round

I.L.Sacash

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 01, 2005 9:30 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

+++++++++PART FOUR +++++++++++

Being driven to Ghana at night by a stranger in a taxi?

What could possibly go wrong?

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Date: Aug 3, 2005 10:05 PM
Subject: response
Attentio:Sacash
Please call me on this number as soon as you get to the hotel so that i can come and meet with you:Telephone number 0244935398 or 0243540262
Note that you should check in to a room and then call me.
I am very sorry for all the inconviniencies but i am doing all this for the safety of the transaction.On your arrival you should check in to the hotel.
Please you should not disclose our project to any one in the hotel just ask then for a room.
I look foward in meeting you at the hotel.
Regards
Dr Chamberlin zzz
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Date: Aug 3, 2005 10:21 PM
Subject: instructions zzz
Hello Mr Sacash;
Listern,
As soon as Mr bello take you to the hotel and you checked in, you should allow him to go and make sure he does not know the room where you lodged ok.This instructions is very important becouse of the safety of our project due to the huge amount involved in this transaction.Make sure no one knows your mission in Ghana.
As i have told you, that is exactely what you will do,since you have got to the hotel,we dont need bellow any more.And then call me on my line i will come immediately and meet with you.
Regards
Dr Chamberlin zzz
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Date: Aug 4, 2005 9:04 AM
Subject: urgent message zzz
Attention
Where are you now at the moment?
Inshort i am very much confused about the whole thing.
You mailed me regarding your depature from lome to Ghana yesterday night and up till now no message from you.Let me tell you,i am confused and my blood pressure is high on a big note which prompted me to consult my doctor this morning for treatmment. GOOD
Why all this problems coming from your side.My earlier instructions is for you to arrive ghana airport and we all have being waiting for you at the aiirport up till 2am,even the flight with the number you gave me arived and you are not in the flight.
Inshort call me on my telephone number now and reply me this mail or i will give up in this matter.
Regards
Dr chamberlin zzz
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Date: Aug 4, 2005 9:28 AM
Subject: call me and reply this mail zzz
I am tired of all this short comings in this deal.
Call me now. I want you to call or i will give up.
You surpose to be in the hotel by now.I and my secretary slept in the hotel without seeing you. You and your secretary slept in a hotel? There's a name for that sort of thing, you know
I need to know where you are at this moment.
Reply now.
Regards
Chambers zzz
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Date: Aug 5, 2005 8:46 AM
Subject: leave immediately back {very urgent zzz}
Attention:Sacash,
This shows me that you dont have the intreast of this transaction at heart.Why should you be frustrating our efforts after all the sufferings we have gone through.You went to spain and jeopedised the deal which could have resulted in unknown people trying to claim my clients funds but despite our tight first security which resulted in despatching the funds to ghana.
I gave you instructions on what to do on securing your visa and your landing in ghana but you deviated totally from the directives.You booked your flight to land in ghana,why then landing in lome togo.This is totally not in line with our arrangement and its totally condemed by the officials of the bank and my client.
Your inability to adhere to the transaction rules has raised dust in our circle which has prompted the bank officials to be much angry and worried about the personality i contacted as the beneficiary.
In this type of transaction mistake is dangerious and knowing the huge amount involved,you surpose not to make any mistake.Now you have missdirected your self and landed in lome and put this transaction in to jeopady.
The only advice and instruction now is to leave immediately back to your country becouse i can not guaranty the safety of your life in lome{togo}becouse that is not where we arranged to meet and there is no way i can come over there without visa which has to take me time to procure,so leave immediately and get back to me by email.
At moment the only way possible will be disscused with you on your arrival in back in london,but we are trying to put serious action in motion to use diplomatic connection to despatch the funds directely to your address in your country but the cost of the diplomatic services will be settled first and the special diplomatic courier company based in port of dova in uk will take the responsibilities of delivering directely to you at your door step.This is exactely the only option left as we will come over to your country for the nessasary procedures which will involve deposition of the funds in your bank account directely and other investment procedures.
Please leave immediately and email me to know your positions but try your best and reply this mail today.Note that what ever you spend in this misfurtune trips will be reembursed back to you on completion of the transaction.
I await your reply immediately.
Regards
Dr chamberlin{zzz}
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Date: Aug 5, 2005 4:39 PM
Subject: leave that country back to london{zzz}
Please leave that country immediately.
No guarantee for your security and life.
Every other thing will be disscused on your arrival back in london.
Move directely back to london.
You made big mistake to land in lome.The driver you met is a thief.
As you arrived lome at the airport,you should have entered a hotel and call me or send me email to tell me where you lodged.
Listern if the fucking bello{driver} did not allow you to move back to the airport and board a flight,please be bold to ask them to take you to police station and tell them that you missed your flight and want to move to ghana and meet this driver at the airport, the police will assist you to make sure you move back to london but make sure you did not tell them about your mission.
I pray that God will assist you to leave the vountry immediately.
I want urgent reply.
Dr chambers zzz
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I think my lad is getting a tad worried? Smile
I wonder what he'll make of this: Enter Ivors 'niece' who is very concerned


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From: Paulette Beale
Date: Aug 6, 2005 1:39 PM
Subject: I.L.Sacash - important information
Dear Mr chambers,

My name is Ms Paulette Beale, and I am a niece of Mr Ivor L. Sacash
who I know has been writing to you recently about a business deal you
werre both involved in.
I am writing to you to ask if you know of his whereabouts.

We are a little concerned here as we have not heard from him in a few
days and he was due back yesterday.
We know he had gone to Ghana to meet with you (We have a copy of your
letter of invite here and Ivor has written your name and email address
on it)

The last we heard from him was that he had gone to Ghana, but had
landed in Lome by mistake. His last email (We received it on Aug 3 at
9:09pm) said that he was on his way from Lome to Accra by taxi to meet
with you.

We have now received a request from him asking for £5,000 to be wired
to him - something to do with the business deal.
But we are concerned as it doesn't seem like him to do that. The email
is very vague, and badly written. Not Uncle Ivors style at all and of
course, he took £15,000 with him.

Do you know anything about this?
we are desperate for any news about him
Please, if you have any news about him at all, we would be grateful.

For the family
Ms P. Beale

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Now: Will laddo:
a) ignore the email altogether?
b) reply and try to scam the £5,000?
c) reveal that Ivor is missing?

Well, Laddo replied.....

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To: Paulette Beale
Date: Aug 7, 2005 8:07 PM
Subject: RE: I.L.Sacash - important information
Attention:Paulette Beale
Thanks for you mail
Yes i have being in contact with mr Sacash for some time now and i even gave him a letter of invitation to come to ghana,but mistakenly he landed in lome which is misdirection of trip.
I tried to come to lome to meet with him but it proved impossible for me becouse of visa
(B*******. It's because you're in Nigeria, laddo)
so i directed him to come and meet with me in the hotel where i booked reservation in ghana.
But innitially he told me he met a taxi driver who took him to his house in lome and have being trying to get some money from him but he could not open his brief case in his presence,so i instructed him to come and meet with me in the hotel in ghana.
He actually told me he has left lome to ghana but since then i have being trying to locate him without response and even in the hotel where i booked reservation for him,he could not be found.
I have tried to locate him since then without success,inshort he has entered in to wrong hands.I have mailed him up to five times without any response from him.Please kindly instruct him to come back immediately to uk from where ever he is at the moment.
I suspect that he has met with thiefs who has dispossesed him of his money and still requesting more,please ask him where he is at the moment and tell him to start coming back to london becouse i can not guarantee his life and safety any longer.The bussiness he came for in ghana has not being done and every one here in ghana are very much worried about his whereabout.
Please tell him to mail me and he should start coming back to london immediately.Ask him to tell you his position over there and he should come back as soon as possible.
Since he landed in lome i have not seen him or done any bussiness with him.At the moment i have instructed him to leave back to your country but he did not reply me any longer and i dont know his where about.
Please give me details as soon as he replied you so that i can know the next action to take.Please call me now on this number 2348038128747 for more details.
Note that the money 5 thousand dollars should not be wired to him untill you get my consent.I need your telephone number as soon as possible but i will be trying my best to get him where ever he is at the moment.
Regards
Dr chamberlin
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To: Paulette Beale
Date: Aug 7, 2005 8:14 PM
Subject: very important
Please give me details as soon as he replied your mail to enable me know where he is at the moment to enable me take action in rescuring him from the problems.
I await your response.Firstely you have to contact me before sending any money to him becouse the people with him are fake and thieves.His problems started immediately he landed in lome instead of ghana where he is originally billed to land.Please instruct him to start coming back with any available flight.
Reply today.
Regards
Dr chamberlin
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To: Paulette Beale
Date: Aug 7, 2005 9:30 PM
Subject: RE: I.L.Sacash - important information/PLEASE CONTACT VERY URGENT
Dear Paulette Beale,
Honestly am in a very bad situation too since i could not read or hear from him, one thing i must let you know is that i personally warned him when he wrote me about a taxi driver taking him to his house but i just dont know this type of mistakes, a matured man like him will fall into. but nobody is above mistakes.
My advice to enable me track down whom so ever that is handling him this way, i think that the best way is to accept the requestoi of sending money on a pretence that you are still searching for the money while you demand for the name you will use and address to send the money. but please i f you have a native language that any other person can not read please write him with that as to enable him release the detailes of taxi driver or any other person invovled as i am taking a rest on the hospital after going through your last mail as i can just imaging my business partner left his home without completing his mission including such personality, but i assured you once again that any money will be sent only through me on a pretence that you will informed whom so ever that is asking for this that i will hand over the fund to them that they should write any means of contacting them by phone and address.
my advice is to enable me track down the thieves in lome togo as is not my country but must leave to secure my partners life because he is important in our life.
THE BIBLE SAID TOUCH NOT MINE ANNOINTED AND DO MY PROPHET NO HARM IN THE NAME OF JESUS NOTHING WILL EVER HAPPEN TO MY DEAREST BROTHER AND PARTNER.
PLEASE ACCEPT MY APOLOGY WITH GODS NAME, ALL THIS PROBLEM OCCURE DUE TO MISDIRECTION TO ANOTHER COUNTRY THAT IS NOT ENGLISH SPEAKING COUNTRY.
YOUR URGENT REPLY WILL BE APPRECIATED OR YOU CAN SEND TO ME YOUR TELEPHONE CONTACT FOR MORE DETAILES BECAUSE I WILL LIKE KNOWING IF YOU HAVE WRITE HIM AND WHAT WAS HIS RESPONSE PLEASE I AM GETTING MORE WORRIED TOO.
REGARDS
CHAMBERS
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To: Paulette Beale
Date: Aug 8, 2005 8:41 AM
Subject: very very urgent{to save my dear friend}
Please i need your reply regarding my explanations about the where about Mr Ivor Sacash.
We are very much worried about his situation at moment becouse we have not heard from him since the taxi driver he met in lome took him away.The made a big mistake to land in lome becouse lome is not his destination.Already he has sent me a flight details for me to wait for the arrival of the flight without mr sacash being in the plane.we even slept at the hotel where we booked reservation for him without seeing him till now
But only we are able to communicate him by email but the last mail was that he is coming to ghana to meet us in the hotel,since that very day i have sent him several mails without response.
At the moment i am making arrangement to get some security officials to track him down wherever they are holding him hostage.Actually he met wrong people at lome coupled that my country is Ghgna and not lome Togo.
Note that you must be prepared to send the five thousand pounds, he requested from you directely to me becouse the security officials will use it to track the people concerned down as i have instructed them to take action and save my dear friend and partner from this problems in lome republic of togo.
Please i want you to send the name where they said you should send him the money and also the details but note that you must be giving me informations to enable me save him from this embarrasement.
I await your reply urgentely becouse time waits for no one and we can not allow this great man to be handled bitter by the bad people he met at lome the so called mr bello driver.
Note that up till now the transaction he came for which letter of invitation was sent to him is still pending and undone becouse we ca not do any thing in his absence.
Regards
Chamberlin
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To: Paulette Beale
Date: Aug 8, 2005 4:57 PM
Subject: mail i sent to mr sacash
Hello,
Below is the mail i sent today to mr sacash to enable me know his whereabout.
I need your response.
regards
Dr chamberlin
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And here it is:
To: Ivor Lott Sacash
Date: Aug 8, 2005 4:54 PM
Subject: We are worried about your safety{zzz}
Hello sacash,
We are very much worried here concerning your whereabout.
Up till now your mission for coming on this journey has not being done and it is due to misdirection of your flight to lome togo which is not our original plan.
Please reply this mail to enable me know what to tell your people whom has being enquring about your safety from me.
Your family is very much worried about you as you are due to arrive back to london last two days but up till now no response from you.
Note that you have entered into wrong hand due to the flight that took you to lome instead of ghana and you met taxi driver who is a thief and i know that they might have dissposesed you your belongings but i pray in the name of jesus that God will set you free from this problems so that you will go home and meet your people who are very much worried.
I will copy this mail to your family to enable them know the position of things.
I await your reply as soon as possible.
Regards
Dr chamberlin zzz
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From: Paulette Beale
Date: Aug 8, 2005 8:52 PM
Subject: Re: mail i sent to mr sacash
Dear Mr Chambers,

When we read your emails to us regarding the plight of our Dear Uncle
Ivor, we were horrified.
We have spent all day at the Embassy of Ghana in London trying to see
what we can do.

We are getting really concerned now as to his well being.
We received another email supposedly from him, asking again for the
£5,000. But on your advice, we have so far not replied.
Please, Mr Chambers, we are desperate here for news of our beloved Uncle Ivor.
If there is anything you can do
Anything at all.

By the way, the Official of the Embassy tried to call your number that
you gave, to ask for your help but noted that it had a Nigerian
dialling code (+234)
Ghana is +233, and as you are supposed to be in Ghana, we are a little confused.

By now, Ivors phone and laptop batteries will no doubt be flat. We
cannot contact him at all.
Please Mr Chambers, we are at our wits end with Uncle Ivor being so
far away from his loving family.

For the Family
Ms P. Beale

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Now, and true to form, laddo tries to scam the niece

To: Paulette Beale
Date: Aug 9, 2005 8:52 AM bold bits are mine...
Subject: reply{urgent}
Thanks for your response.
Inshort i dont know what to say actually at this point in time becouse this fault is from mr sacash.He booked his flight to land in kotoka airport accra ghana,why then landing in lome togo.This is very ridiclus and not inline with our agreement with him.But any way i will try my best as i can to see that he returns safely as soon as possible .
At present i have deployed some security officials of the ecowas{economic comunity of west african states}to track down where ever he is held in lome togo and send him back to london.
That is my mission of traveling all along to nigeria to innitiate the security move becouse the ecowas office is in nigeria and there is no way i can contact the ecowas security office unless i travel to nigeria from ghana where there office is situated.Already the security personels is in top move to get mr ivor sacash safe where ever he is.
At moment the 5 thousand pounds requested by him will be sent immediately today to me with the following name becouse we will use the money to give signal to who ever is holding mr ivor so that we can trap him down.We will claim the funds from western union money transfer over here in nigeria and then proceed toward lome togo where mr ivor has this problem and then locate him wherever he is.
Urgentely send the money with the name MR STANLEY UMUNNA NKECHIATA LAGOS NIGERIA through western union money transfer so that we can start actions today without delay.I am doing all this becouse mr sacash is my dear friend and partner and there is no way i can fold my hands and see my dear friend have problems in africa.This is the name of the one of the officials who will secure him out and we need this money to entice them as if we have come with the money they requested from them so that we can secure mr ivor safely.
Please as soon as you make the payment by western union money transfer today give me the transfer details{control number and secret code including the name you used to pay in the money and where the money is coming from} so that we can claim the money and proceed on securing my dear friend out of trouble in lome.At moment i have forgeting any thing i am doing untill i see my dear friend out of problems in africa.
At moment you can write mr ivor that you are looking for the money and do not disclose our plans to him.
I await for the money as soon as possible by western union money transfer today becouse we can not fold our hands and see mr ivor having problems without making moves to get him out.I assure you and your family that in the name of jesus mr ivor will come back safely as soon as possible.
Regards
Dr chamberlin
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To: Paulette Beale
Date: Aug 9, 2005 5:46 PM
Subject: vital mail
Attention:Paulette Beale,
Please hasten up the arrangement{sending the money}in the name i gave you to enable the security operatives, whom i have contacted in ecowas officie in nigeria work fast and secure mr ivor out where ever he is held in lome togo and return him back to join his family.Note that in this type of matter,we need not to waste time,as you know that ivors life and safety matters a lot more than money.
I await the western union wire transfer as soon as possible including the transfer details.
Regards
Dr chamberlin
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Explain this one, Laddo:

From: Paulette Beale
Date: Aug 9, 2005 10:06 PM
Subject: Re: vital mail
Dear Mr Chambers,

We have spent another fruitless day at the Embassy in London. They
simply are unable - or are unwilling - to do anything at all to help
us.
They did call the number on the letter of invite that you so kindly
arranged for Ivor, but no one answered it.

We have received another email supposedly from Uncle - now he says the
cost has increased to £10,000 because of some delay clause.
We are now in deep anxiety here. We have the money but with every
delay, it seems the demands increase.
We are holding off paying on your advice

While we realise that our Uncle Ivor landed at the wrong airport, he
did not do this deliberately as you seem to be hinting at in your
mails.
Uncle is a wonderful man, with a wonderful history and is so full of
tales of his heroic past, many people are always asking him to tell
them of these stories.
There is no way that Uncle Ivor would ever deliberately fly to the
wrong airport.
He is an Ex-Squadron Leader, as I am sure you must be aware, and as
such is used to taking command of a situation on his own.
If he was a little lost in Tripoli airport, then he would have just
marched full steam ahead - it's one of his failings, I'm afraid!

One thing that does puzzle us though.
Before we last heard from him, he was keeping us informed as to what
was happening.
The reason he had to make his taxi ride to Accra was because you were
not prepared to come to help him in Togo - a 4 to 5 hour journey
according to the Ghana Embassy official.
And yet, you have now managed to make a journey to Nigeria, very quickly indeed.
If you could manage to make this journey from Accra to Nigeria, why
not from Accra to Lome?
This would have saved us from all this worry and Uncle Ivor would now be safe!!

This Stanley Umunna man who is so ready to go to Togo and find our
Uncle Ivor. Does he have any information about where our Uncle is?
How will he be able to start his search?

Please understand that we are very tired and confused here and Ivors
great-grandchildren are starting to ask where he is.
Any information you have will be of help and succour to us in our time of need

For the Family
Ms P. Beale

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To: Paulette Beale
Date: Aug 10, 2005 8:48 AM
Subject: reply
Attention:Paulette Beale,
Listern very carefully,
I have told you that we can not fold our arms and see mr ivor in big trouble.Mr ivors life worths more than any amount of money although the mistake is from him but we must get him out first.
I took the journey to nigeria becouse i have a client who has a friend working with ecowas security operates who will find out where mr ivor is presentely.This operatives were incharge of such matters in west african states.Already they have taken action in respect of this matter and have sent signals all over lome to search out mr ivor and we have also notified the togo authorities who are making efforts to get the driver who took him from the lome airport.
The reason why i did not proceed to lome to meet with mr ivor is becouse lome is french speaking country and their laws were very strigent and there is no way you can enter the country without visa and nigeria is an english speaking country and i must make move to see that mr ivor is seen where ever he is by securing the assistance of this security operatives.This mistake is purley mr ivors, why should he book flight that is not going to his own direction after all he has ghana visa and did not have lome visa why then landing in lome,but we can not start blaming him at this point in time,but to sort out things and get him out.
The security officer Mr stanley umunna nkechiata and his collegues have already started action but we need this 5 thousand pounds to use to entice the people where ever they were holding mr ivor but note that you must only act on my instruction to get mr ivor out but always give me any informations you got from mr ivor so that we can use the informations to work towards getting him out.At moment suspend sending any money to him untill i finish my actions but he must be out as soon as possible.
I assure you and your family that in the name of jesus i must get mr dear fried out of all this problems and send him back to his family and get the people involved apprehended and prosecuted.
Note that delay is dangerious,please send the money today to enable us get to the root of this matter and secure mr sacash out of this nonsence as time waits for no one.
I await for the western union money transfer details as soon as possible today to enable the operatives swung in to full action and come out with results before the end of today.
I await for your response.
regards
Dr chamberlin
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To: Paulette Beale
Date: Aug 10, 2005 10:07 AM
Subject: mail i sent to british embassy in Ghana{Important} yeah, riiiight
Attention:Paulette Beale,
Bellow is the letter of report i despatched to british embassy in Ghana to enabe them help us in locating mr ivor sacash where ever he is at the moment through the asistance of both ghana and togo governement authorities.
Please endeviour to send the money today so that we can come out with positive results before today runs out.Note that the western union money transfer details is very important{control number and secret codes including the name you used in sending the money and location where the money is coming from} as i indicated in my last mails.
I am assuring you once again that mr ivor will be secured safe and sound in the name of jesus but make every thing fast so that we can move in to lome before the day gets dark.
I await your actions.
Regards
Dr chamberlin
Attn:The cunsulsr general, "cunsulur? Gosh, I bet that impressed the Embassy staff
British Embassy Ghana.
Sir,
I am mr chamberlin a kofi,a ghananian national and a construction manager living in west lagon accra ghana.
I wish to brought to your notice the missing of one british national Sqdn Ldr (rtd) I.L.Sacash MFI DFS BiGW
whom was my partner in the area of investment in ghana and was billied to land in accra airport on tuesday 2 august 2005.
The man Mr Sacash asked for my assistance in regards to ghana visa and i sent a letter of invitation on his behalf at the Ghana embassy in London and visa to visit Ghana was granted to him but unfurtunately for him he missed his flight and was puttin into another flight landing at lome togo republic 3rd august where he met a taxi driver at the lome airport who took him to unknown place up till today without traces.

Please sir can you use your good office to notify the Ghana and Togo authorities to assist in tracing where ever my good friend and partner is taken by the taxi driver in lome togo.
Sir,i will be ready to give you any other informations that might be of assistance to you in tracing Mr Sacash.
In view of the aboved report,sir note that i would be expecting a reply from your good office.
Best regards.
Dr chamberlin A Kofi{JP}
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From: Paulette Beale
Date: Aug 10, 2005 9:42 PM
Subject: Re: reply
Dear Mr Chamberlin,

After reading your mail, I am filled with a degree of hope that Uncle
may yet be found.
The letter you sent to the Ghanian Embassy has spurred them into
action of sorts.
They will be, they tell me, despatching an agent into Togo to make
enquiries in the Hedzranawoe region of Lome, where they believe Ivor
is being held.
The London Embassy have faxed through a full description and a photo
of Ivor to assist in their search

One comment they did make was that all you needed to do was go to the
British Consular Embassy of Ghana and give them the details about Ivor
(a British Citizen, remember!) being stranded and they would have
arranged an emergency visa for entry into Togo and you could have gone
to my Uncles aid sooner.
It is surprising that you did not know of this.

However, as we are more concerned with finding Uncle Ivor, we believe
that the more people who are looking for him, the better.
I therefore have consulted with my family and we have decided to
engage your services and send you the money you need.
You do have a description and photo of Ivor, don't you.

Now, you mentioned transferring the money through Western Union?
Would you not prefer it transferred via a bank?. It is, I understand
much more secure and anyway, I am not sure about how to transfer money
through WU.

Please let me know about this.

And for the last time.... Uncle Ivor did NOT book the wrong flight!
He had to make a connection in Tripoli airport and obviously got the
wrong flight.
How this happened, I do not know, nor care!
He is missing and that is all that matters right now
Now stop blaming Ivor for this predicament, it is not his fault!!
We are asking you to help us find him and are prepared to trust you in
this matter.
Do not fail us as you failed our beloved Ivor.

For the Family
Ms P. Beale

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To: Paulette Beale
Date: Aug 11, 2005 9:57 AM
Subject: urgent
Thanks for your quick response.
This morning i have despatched my private secretary to the british embassy in accra ghana with full details of informations about ivor and there is hope that mr ivor will be found.
Note that i am not blaming mr ivor but only the airline officials that put him in to wrong flight from tripoli but never the less we must found him definately becouse actions has already being taken by the special security operatives and signals sent to various security officies in lome togo to make sure he is seen where ever he is.The security operatives has already got informations that some foreigners has being held for the past weeks for immigration offences and as soon as we recieve this funds,I in company of the security operatives will proceed to the region in lome togo where these people were held for immigration problems,i pray that we will see mr ivor there in the name of jesus.Amen
Now regarding the money,it must be sent by western union money transfer which will make it faster and possible for me to claim the funds today.The western union money transfer is very safe and faster and it is well known all over the world and you can be directed by the bank officials over there on the ways to send money by western union money transfer.The 5 thousand pounds should be splited into two places, 2500 pounds in each payment with the same name.This is tha name of the head of the security, you should make the payment to Mr Stanley Umunna Nkechiata of No 10 pipe line road iju, lagos Nigeria.This is the only informations required to send money by western union money transfer.
As soon as you send the funds you should send the payment control numbers of each payment and secret codes including the name you used in sending it and where the funds are coming from{transfer informations}.please note that this informations must be correct and it is very important to enable the western union office over here release the money without delays.
I await for your actions today but note that delays can not help matters as we want to get to the root of this matter and get ivor our immediately.
Regards
Dr chamberlin
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To: Paulette Beale
Date: Aug 11, 2005 7:57 PM
Subject: vital mail
Attention:Paulette Beale,
Please make the transfer and send me the details as soon as possible becouse we have no time waste.
On reciept of the western union money transfer informations,we will claim the funds and proceed to lome togo tomorrow being friday and enter into intensive search for mr ivor.As i told you in my last mail, some of the security officials employed by me has proceeded to lome and have given signal to local security operatives of lome togo for nesasary search for mr ivor where ever he is held.
And i hope with the efforts so far mr ivor must be found.we will also be moving to Hedzranawoe region of Lome as soon as we get the money becouse the money will be instrumental in securing his freedom.I need urgently his recent photograph to enable me identify him whereever we saw him.
Note that too much delay in sending the money will be disastrious becouse the official days of the week ends tomorrow being friday and some thing must be done before the end of friday.
I strongley assure you and your family that there is nothing to fear in htis matter as i will do my best to see that mr ivor is founds ansd sent back to meet with his family.
I await your actions.
Regards
Dr chamberlin
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From: Paulette Beale
Date: Aug 11, 2005 8:55 PM
Subject: Re: vital mail
Dear Mr Chambers,

Today I approached the local outlet of the Western Union with a view
to carrying out your instructions.
However, they have insisted that I send to you (and you fill out) the
attached WU Security form.
Apparently, all overseas transactions now have to be approved by the
FULL completion of this form.
With the recent events in London, I am sure that you can understand
the need for such security

Please do this quickly, Mr Chambers, as you quite rightly pointed out,
any delay is dangerous.
I await the returned form

Yours
Ms P. Beale


Attached: WU-security-validation-form... yep...that one
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To: Paulette Beale
Date: Aug 12, 2005 11:56 AM
Subject: transfer form{urgent}
Attached to this mail is the filled form as you requested.The informations used in fliing the form is for Mr Stanley Nkechiata as the reciever.
Please note that you must split the funds into two payments,2500 pounds each.

On reciept of the funds today, we will quickely proceed to the region where we believe mr ivor is being held in lome to secure him out.

I await for the transfer informations{control number and secret codes}as soon as possible.
Regards
Dr chamberlin
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Date: Aug 13, 2005 8:42 AM
Subject: very very urgent
What is delaying all this moves after we have perfected all plans to get mr ivor safely.
I have filled the form as you requested and still waiting up till this moment for your actions.
Note that i am playing this role because i am directely involved as the surposed host/partner to mr ivor.
I am in the best position to get mr ivor out of any where he is held,as i have known the systems in africa and money will be very instrumental in all actions to be taken.
There is nothing some one can do in africa without money and regards to mr ivors trauma, we will just do exactely, with this funds 5 thousand pounds and get him out.
As i explained to you in my last mail,we have being directed to the region where he is held and already some of my security personels have being despatched to the place and what is remaining is the amount which they requested to let mr ivor free but your delays is jeopadising our efforts.At least you know why this funds are being sent,just for the purpose of securing the freedom of my dear friend and partner whom if we did not move fast,they might prosecute him for immigration offences which will be jeopadising.
Please i am waiting to recieve the transfer details and your response regarding any information from mr ivor.
Regards
Dr chamberlin

http://members.419eater.com/~llamedos/WU_Chambers_1.jpg

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Date: Aug 13, 2005 8:46 AM
Subject: Note
Note that the transfer details should only be sent to this particular email address
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Date: Aug 13, 2005 8:55 AM
Subject: important
What is causing the delays.
I have not recieved the transfer details yet.
Please reply this mail
Regards
Dr chamberlin
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From: Paulette Beale
Date: Aug 13, 2005 11:20 AM
Subject: Re: important
My Dear Mr Chambers,

I understand your distress over the delays we are currently experiencing.
As soon as I received your form yesterday afternoon, I took it
immediately to WU and had to wait to deal with the Approvals Manager
who has to sign off all security Validation forms.
The silly woman was out yesterday afternoon and no one was prepared to
sign it on her behalf. She didn't expect it the form to be returned
quite so quickly, I suspect.

I took the form to her this morning and have been trying to argue to
get her to approve the dashed thing!
Apparently, there are a few problems that need clarifying.

You give your date of birth as 27th September 1970 and your age as 36.
This does not add up.You are 34. Your 36th birthday will be in 2006
This must be corrected

In answer to the question "How many people know about the transfer?"
you answered "two"
Actually, there are 3 of us, Myself, You and Mr Umunna.
This is a discrepancy that needs to be cleared up as everyone involved
in the deal has to complete a form.

I have attached another form for you to complete

Also in answer to the question "Are you sure you are not a Communist"
you have answered "am not"
Does this mean that you are not sure about being a Communist? This
point needs to be better defined.
I would advise that the correct answer would be to clearly state that
you are not a Communist.

Please Mr Chamberlin, I know things are dragging, but these are not my
rules and these forms have to be completed.
I have begged the Approvals Manageress to assess your forms tomorrow
at her home and she has agreed given the urgent circumstances, so
there is no time to lose. We can get the money to you tomorrow as soon
as we receive correctly completed forms from both you and Mr Ummuna.
Please take more time completing these forms.
Rushing leads to mistakes that result in more delays!

For the Family
Ms P. Beale

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ooooops....welll, no-ones perfect. Embarassed

From: Paulette Beale
Date: Aug 13, 2005 11:23 AM
Subject: security forms
Mr Chambers,

Attached is the form I mistakenly omitted form my previous mail.
May I remind you that the WU require a form from both you and Mr Umunna
correctly filled out.

Ms P. Beale

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Date: Aug 13, 2005 6:40 PM
Subject: reply
Note that you should not send the money in my name becouse i am not a nationality of Nigeria.The money is only coming to nigeria to be used to assist you and your family in securing the release of your uncle{Mr Ivor} who has being missing since 3 august on arrival in transit in lome togo.
The name Mr Nkechiata Umunna stanley i gave you is for the securityman who is assisting me in search for mr ivor and he is one of the security operatives of ecowas {economic comunity of west african states}.
I have not seen where some one will fill form in another person country while he is not recieving any money.Inshort it seems their procedures is not in line with the international financial regulations.Any way i will try to fill the forms and send it as soon as possible but note that at present we are wasting lots of time and where ever mr ivor is at moment he must have being disarrayed.Note that informations that i will fill is as a ghananian national and it will be of no use since the money is not going to ghana.
Regards
Dr chamberlin
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Date: Aug 13, 2005 7:01 PM
Subject: important
Please send the money only on the name of Mr Umunna becouae i am not presentely in Ghana my country and can not claim the money.
Split the money in two places in the name of Mr Umunna becouse it is impossible for me to claim the money becouse i am not a nigerian.
The more this delays the more suffering of my dear friend mr ivor.
I await your response.
Regards
Dr chamberlin
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Date: Aug 13, 2005 7:05 PM
Subject: i will complete the forms and send
I will complete the form and send it immediately.
regards
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From: Paulette Beale
Date: Aug 14, 2005 2:09 PM
Subject: Re: i will complete the forms and send
Mr Chambers,

Do you have the completed forms yet?
We are waiting here for them right now. The WU Approvals Manageress
had given up her day off to deal with this and now your delay in
returning them is making the entire situation look bad.
I would have thought that getting the forms back to me would have been
your top most priority.

She has informed me that you have to complete a form even though the
money is going to Nigeria and that you are a Ghanaian national.
WU transfers can be collected anywhere in the world once sent and
therefore ALL those involved in the transaction have to complete the
security forms.

We have had another email from those evil people that are holding our
beloved Ivor. They have repeated the demand for £10,000 to be paid.
We also understand that the Ghanaian Embassy officials have now
entered the Hedzranawoe region of Lome in their search.
They are confident that our Ivor will be found soon.

Please hurry with those forms.

For the family
Ms P. Beale

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Date: Aug 14, 2005 3:33 PM
Subject: forms ready{first form}
Attached to this mailis the first security form.
If you recieve it ok,please move straight to the bank officer.
Note that we need all the details of the transfer to claim the funds here{payment control number and the secret code test question and answer and where the money is coming from and also the name of the sender.
I await your urgent action.It has to take us time to avoid mistake,but if there is still mistake please plead with the bank officer as you know that we need to move in to lome tomorrow.
Regards
Dr chamberlin
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oh-oh. Laddo has omitted an answer....

From: Paulette Beale
Date: Aug 14, 2005 3:49 PM
Subject: Re: forms ready{first form}
Chambers,

Are you an imbecile or just trying to be one!
This form is no good.
You have missed out an answer!
The form has to be completed in FULL
Do you think that by missing this answer out, you are trying to fool
the WU Approval Manageress?

And where is your form, may I ask?
Time is wasting here.
If we don't see some sensible responses from yourself, we will be
forced to make alternative arrangements

I am starting to wonder if you are really that concerned about Ivor at all

P. Beale

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Date: Aug 14, 2005 3:39 PM
Subject: forms ready{second form}
Attached is the second form.
I await for the transfer details to enable us claim the funds and move into action.
I assure you that i will try my best and secure my dear friend mr ivor out immediately.
I willgive you details as soon as i move into lome togo.
Regards
Dr chamberlin

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laddo apologises....

Date: Aug 14, 2005 8:17 PM
Subject: mist
I am very sorry for the costely mistake,but every thing is still inorder becouse we will claim the money the first thing monday morning and proceed on the move as arranged.
Already the security men have seen mr ivor where he is held, only for us to be there and talk with them on his release,Please bear with me he will be out immediately we are there.
I await for your response.
Regards
Dr chamberlin
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laddo apologises again...

Date: Aug 14, 2005 8:27 PM
Subject: mistake corrected{urgent}
It is not in my mind to make mistake but due to the urgency of the matter but every thing is still inorder as we will claim the funds and proceed on securing him out tomorrow .
The security men have already seen him where he is held ,only for us to proceed to the place and talk with them on his release.
Please bear with me for the mistake.I am only in the right position to secure him out becouse he came to africa to look for me before he ran into problems in africa,so i will use all the connections i have to set him free in the name of God.He will soon join you in the family before tuesday next week.
Thanks and God bless you for your understanding.
Regards
dr chamberlin

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Date: Aug 14, 2005 8:54 PM
Subject: Important message{urgent}
Please note that whatever may be the case,we must not be detered by the inconviniences we are having in this matter but to move foward and get our dear friend and partner out of this problems and send him back to join his family.
Already he has being seen where he is held for immigration offencies becouse he entred lome togo without visa, so as soon as we have the money we will work for his release and send him back immediately.
Note that i Mr chamberlin is the only individual in a good position to get mr ivor released becouse i will proceed to lome togo with all my business details and ivors details to enable the authorities knows that i am his host and i have also arranged with the british embassy in accra ghana to give me one of their official to move to the place with me to effect his release automatically tomorrow.
Note that you have to bear with me for any mistake i made in this matter but it is due to the urgency of the matter, but one thing that i am assuring you and your family is that he must be out tomorrow in the name of Jesus. Amen.
I am very much concerned about Mr Ivor my dear friend,that is why i am running round every where to see that he is out.I am happy that God has shown us where he is at the moment in the hands of immigration officials of lome and we must be there as soon as we have the funds in our hands becouse what they need is some fees to bail him out of the problems.I will give you details as soon as we are there in lome togo tomorrow
I await for the informations.
Regards
Dr chamberlin
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Date: Aug 15, 2005 10:48 AM
Subject: Note
I hope you recieved the two forms ok.
The corrected form is with the subject {mist}.
We are waiting for the informations.
Regards
Dr chamberlin
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From Paulette Beale
Date: Aug 15, 2005 9:32 PM
Subject: Re: Note
Dear Mr Chamberlin

Thank you for finally returning the forms corrected and completed. I
can only hope that you are more capable of searching for a lost man
than you are at filling out forms

We received (what we thought was) some excellent news from the
Ghanaian Embassy envoy currently in Lome.
We received notification that Ivor had been found!
But sadly after a detailed investigation, they realised that it was
not in fact Our Beloved Ivor after all.

Because of this, I held off transferring the money to you today.
However, given the up-to-date news I have now transferred the money so
that you can speed your way to Lome and search for our Ivor.

So, there is a special transfer made out to Mr Unumna for £5,000.
The test question is: What is this for?
The test answer is: I am seeking Lott Sacash

Once you have collected the money, I expect you to send Mr Umunna
immediately to Lome and he is to keep me informed 3 times daily of his
progress.
I hope this instruction is clear.

Good Luck and Good Hunting!

For the Family
Ms P. Beale

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Date: Aug 16, 2005 2:06 PM
Subject: very urgent{error in the transfer}
Attention:Paulette Beale
Please note that the western union office in nigeria was unable to access the money with the details you gave me,especially the control number{2189745363}
You should immediately proceed to the office of the western union agent over there and demand for the control number but note that you must split the 5 thousand pounds into two transfers with the same name becouse the amount is too much to be cleared at once here.This is what you will indicate for the western union office where you sent the money from.
On completion of the corrections,please attach the transfer slip, but insist on the control number.It is very important.
At moment we need your telephone number for easy communications as we could have called you from the bank.This is very urgent as we have no time to waste any longer.
Please note that western union over here could not access the funds.You have to correct this errors today and get back to us.
We await your urgent actions.
Regards
Dr chamberlin
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Date: Aug 16, 2005 2:17 PM
Subject: important mail
Please note that you should ask the western union office to send the money with the normal western union transfer
We await for the correct informations but remember to split the money in to two transfers.
Regards
Dr chamberlin
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From Paulette Beale
Date: Aug 16, 2005 7:14 PM
Subject: Re: important mail
Dear Mr Chambers,

To say I am disappointed in you is an understatement.
You waited until this afternoon before bothering to tell me about the
failure of the WU.
We could have got this dealt with much quicker had you informed me of
the problem immediately.
May I remind you that every delay is causing us more anxiety here!
Your sloppiness has cost us another days delay!

I have noted your comments and taken them to our local WU outlet and
they can assure me that everything is perfectly functional within Nigeria
- the fault must lie with you.
Did you use the computer at all during the download?
What download speed do you have?

And as to why we have to split the transfer into two is beyond the
management here - there should be logical reason for doing this.
If one transfer goes astray, you will only receive half the money and
this will cause more delay.
Making one single transfer is the safer, more practicle method for doing this
However, as you have requested this and as time is pressing even more
now, I have decided to split the transfer as you request.
The MCTN numbers you need are:
983 - 6559 - 8378
743 - 496 - 6855

The test question and answers are the same for both transfers as used earlier.

Now, do hurry up, man!
Time is wasting here and every day without news about our Ivor brings
more anquish for us.
Email me immediately that you have collected the funds

P. Beale

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Date: Aug 16, 2005 9:42 PM
Subject: Re: important mail and it looks like Laddo is annoyed, somewhat
Paulette Beale
if realy we will work to gether and achieve our aim we must be honest to our selves because the western union you send again could not be confirm here, where they show to me all the money coming from uk that all the detailes are correct. so this detailes you gave to me is not correct.
if i did not receive this fund latest by wednessday please count me out as i dont know what exactly is happening over there.
you just go to a bank and send the western union money transfer and not an agent.
THE NUMBERS ARE NOT RIGHT AS ONE IS ELEVEN DIGITS WHILE THE OTHER IS TEN.DID NOT CONFIRM ON LINE THAT YOU ACTUALLY SEND THE MONEY
THIS IS THE WAY THAT YOU WILL SEND THE MONEY IF ALL YOU ARE TELLING ME IS TRUE JUST GO STRAIGHT TO BANK AND WIRE THE MONEY WITHOUT DELAY. AND USE THIS UNDERMENTION INFORMATION.
RECEIVERS NAME:NKECHIATA STANLEY UMUNNA
LAGOS NIGERIA
SENDERS NAME:PAULLETTE BEALE
YOUR ADDRESS
CONTROL NUMBERS:10 DIGITS EACH
TEST QUESTION AND THE ANSWER
SCAN AND ATTACH THE RECEIPT OF THE WESTERN UNION.
AND YOU MUST CONFIRM THEM ON LINE BEFORE SENDING TO ME BECAUSE I WILL NOT LIKE TO RECEIVE THE TYPE OF INSULT I GOT FROM THE BANKS HERE.
REGARDS
CHAMBERLIN
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From: Paulette Beale
Date: Aug 17, 2005 9:16 PM
Subject: Re: important mail
Dear Mr Chambers,

I have spent all day with the WU here trying to understand what is
happening with WU and your lack of success with trying to collect the
funds.
Several times I have tried to send the money today, but each time WU
has confirmed that there is a problem.
I think it must be down to the WU computers in Nigeria - apparently
the connections look fine here

With this in mind and the fact that we have lost yet another day, I
have transferred the money via Moneygram direct to Togo.
This is where your man will end up, it therefore makes sense to have
the money there waiting for him.

I have also decided to increase the amount to that which the ransomers
are now asking which is £10,000

So I have selected the following bank to which your man will need to
present himself, in order to collect the £10,000
BIA TOGO
12 RUE DE LA GARE
LOME, TOGO BP346
Hours of Operation
MON - FRI : 07:30 AM to 04:30 PM
SATURDAY : 07:30 AM to 04:30 PM

The number he needs is 58490741
The test question/answer is the same as previously used.

I cannot undertake any more delays on your part.
The money is there
Ivor is still missing!

I beg that you give this your full attention.

Yours
Ms P. Beale

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Date: Aug 18, 2005 10:10 AM
Subject: Note{if not count me out}
Listern,i can never and will never deviate from our earlier agreement that you should send the money to nigeria to enable the security officers proceed on their work.
In short i can not understand what exactely is happning with you and your non-existing western union and money gram numbers.
Inorder for me to have rest,please forget about me and my operations and proceed on what ever arrangement you want.I have seen that you people over there are not serious,i can not bother my self any more untill i get the western union money transfer details sent in the name of Dr umuna to nigeria and confirmed online.But if not this procedures as i explained,please forget about me.Let you and your mr ivor do what ever you want best for his problems
Thanks
Dr
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Date: Aug 18, 2005 10:20 AM
Subject: stop futher communication with me
Please stop any futher communications with me or else. or else what, birdbrain?
I have confimred that you are not genuine,the moneygram number you gave me in togo lome is fruadulent becouse there is no money gram office in lome as indicated by money gram website{http://www.moneygram.com}
I dont need your mail again becouse i have seen that you are trying to play foul.
No mr ivor is missing,you people just want to
Bye and bye and bye
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From: Paulette Beale
Date: Aug 18, 2005 5:13 PM
Subject: Re: stop futher communication with me
Mr Chamberlin,

I really am most disappointed in you.
Of course there are MoneyGram agents in Togo, you incompetant fool
If you can be bothered to navigate through the site YOU gave me:
On the home page, there is a link that says "Locate Moneygram agent"
If you click on this link you are directed to a page where you input
the location you are looking for: in this case, into the International
section, I chose Lome and the country of Togo
I have attached screenshots so show you how right I am and how foolish you are.
Can't you even navigate through a website?
There are 5 such Moneygram agents in Lome, I chose to transfer the
£10,000 to agent #5
Do I have to do EVERYTHING FOR YOU?

And how DARE you call me a fraud!
May I remind you that it was YOU that insisted on WU as a means of
transfer. I suggested using a bank, but, no. That wasn't good enough
for you.
So, instead of displaying efficiency and professionalism, we are still
waiting for you to get moving!!
A bank transfer as I initially suggested would have got you the money
on Aug 11th - 7 days ago!!
This whole sorry business is entirely your fault.
You refused to help him when he was in Lome and stranded
And now our Ivor is still missing and I hope you feel proud of yourself
You are a horrible, incompetant and wicked man and your lack of
professionalism has caused my dear family untold anguish - and to
think that Ivor is still there, in the hands of these terrible evil
people.
And the one man who could have helped us displays nothing but
incompetance at every level
I cannot see why the money has to arrive in Nigeria before your man
Umunna can get going.
Your plan is for him to collect the money in Nigeria and then travel
all the way to Togo with £10,000 on his person
No, I'm sorry, this just isn't safe and I would not want Mr Umunna to
risk himself in this fashion
The money is there and waiting for him. You have the details.

But, as you are clearly no longer interested, I have no option than to
initiate a contract with a more reputable person than yourself.
Yesterday I received a letter from a Mrs Abacha, a Nigerian lady, I
believe and I will ask her for her help. I daresay, she can put me in
touch with a better, more capable barrister who will display more
competance than yourself.
He will get the details and can hopefully arrange a rescue of our Beloved Ivor

Something that is clearly beyond you.

Farewell, Mr Chambers
I would like to say that it has been a pleasure, but it most definitely has not.

Ms Beale


Attached: nice big files....
MG agent locator.bmp
2305K
MG agent locator (1).bmp
2305K
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Laddo gives a quick response....
Date: Aug 18, 2005 8:19 PM
Subject: reply
Ok hold on tomorrow and i will verify if the money is in money gram togo,then i will resume my operations and get your ivor out of the problems.
At present hold on from contacting any Mrs Abacha untill i finish my own work but any thing short of cashing the money is unacceptable.
I will move in to lome togo tomorrow and get the cash and proceed on the work assigned to me but note that if i did not get the funds ready,just count me out of this.
Regards
Dr chamberlin
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Date: Aug 18, 2005 8:33 PM
Subject: i need your telephone numbers{urgent}
Listern,If you want me to work for you,i would want to talk to you on telephone.
I need your telephone numbers immediately o telk to you .
Regards
Dr chamberlin
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Date: Aug 18, 2005 8:39 PM
Subject: I will work for you
Please i am very sorry for the mistake i have made. I looove the sound of a lad apology in the morning...
The money gram office is in togo and i and mr umunna will proceed to togo tomorrow to claim the funds.I assure you that mr ivor will be found and sent back to join the family.
I am ready to work for you now depending on the clearance of the money tomorrow.
Thanks
Dr chamberlin
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Date: Aug 19, 2005 9:51 AM
Subject: MAY GOD BE WITH US IN OUR FINDINGS(MONEY GRAM RECEIPT URGENT)
Dear sister Paulette Beale
please do not feel bad for me because since i lost my friend sacash am almost running mental because his visiting to Ghana could have be a great opportunity for me as the business we are puseing is on standstill as of this moment and nothing can be done without my dear friend sacash.
I am trying all my best to see that i meet with my dear friend one good day like this again and re-assured you that i will make it as mr umunna have left for togo and here by the money gram agent demanded that he should provide the money gram payment slip that is you will send attach copy of the money grame immidiately as to enable us mobilize our mission in lome togo.
we all are like families now because ivor is my good partner and your cousine so we all needed him because he is a man of honour and i will die if i could not see him on or before this month.
please for the sake of this ugly situation do not respond to any body in this case because they may be from the same people that kept him hostages do not just open up this issue to any body that come across you be careful not mather to be worst ignore any contact even to so called mrs abacha only if you will hear my advice but be rest assured that i must find my friend ivor.
PLEASE ACCEPT MY APOLOGY AS I AM NO LONGER CONFORTABLE IN ALL THAT HAPPEN AND WHAT MR UMUNNA UNDERGO THROUGH THE WESTERN UNION OFFICE THAT IS WHY IT SEEMS THAT I AM UPSET.
BUT LETS FORGET PAST AND FACE FUTURE, KINDLY ATTACH THE MONEY GRAME RECEIPT AS THEY DEMAND FOR THAT IN LOME TOGO.ALSO DO ME A FAVOUR BY SENDING ALL THE INFORMATIONS
NAME OF RECEIVER:NKECHIATA STANLEY UMUNNA
AMOUNT :10 THOUSANDS POUNDS
SENDERS NAME:AND FULL ADDRESS
TEST QUESTION:
ANSWER:
AS THIS WILL MAKE ME UNDERSTAND THAT WE ALL ARE WORKING FOR GOOD OF OUR BROTHER AND PARTNER.
LOOKING FORWARD MEETING WITH YOU SOONEST WE FIND OUR BELOVE BROTHER AND FRIEND IVOR.
REGARDS
CHAMBERLIN
NB YOUR TELEPHONE NUMBER WILL BE HIGHLY DETAILES AS REGARDING INFORMATION OF ANY STEP WE TAKE IN LOME TO

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 01, 2005 10:10 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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back to Blighty, to Paulette, the Police and a pushy Insurance investigator
++++++++++++++++++++++++++

From: Paulette Beale
Date: Aug 20, 2005 10:25 AM
Subject: IVOR HAS BEEN FOUND!!
Mr Chambers,

I have some wonderful news for you, and for all concerned.
Our beloved Ivor was found last night after the Ghanaian officers
broke into a property they had had under surveillance.
Isn't this wonderful news?!!

He is fit and well, apparently and due to be flown home later today.
We spoke with him on the phone this morning and he sounds in good
health

It means of course, that we no longer need your services to look for
him so you should make your way back to Nigeria.
We have donated the £10,000 to the Ghanaian Embassy as a "thank you"
for their efforts.
However, we, the family, feel that as you had made some effort to
travel, that this must have incurred costs and it would be unfair for
you to bear these on your own.
Therefore, could you please invoice us for the money you have spent so
far and we will reimburse you fully.

I have no doubt that Ivor, once he has returned home and is rested,
will want to resume your business deal. (In fact he asked after you
when we spoke)
If this is satisfactory to you, may I suggest you drop him a short
email and he can pick this up when he is ready.

For now, I want to thank you for your efforts.
It would appear that, from the description we have of the Ghanaian
operation, that you would have been out of your depth with this
anyway. This was a multi-man operation and needed close liason with
the Togolese police.
Something you never mentioned

However, the time for questions is not now.
Please give us your costs for this operation and we will ensure these
are met in full. We do not want to see you 'out of pocket'.

For the Family
Ms P. Beale


http://members.419eater.com/~llamedos/sacash_news_article.jpg

with big thanks to Marvinator

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Will Laddo carry on and claim 'expenses'?

Date: Aug 20, 2005 5:19 PM
Subject: RE: IVOR HAS BEEN FOUND!!
This is a greet news.
In short to be frank with you,i am totally out of my mind through out the senerio but i know that one day i will meet my friend again.
I have tried all i have in my position to make avaliable all the details needed to authorities to search out mr ivor where ever he is.I am very gratefull for the effort of the Ghananian embassy and all involved in securing mr ivor alive.
I will mail mr ivor as soon as possible.
I will give you details of costs as you requested from me.
Thanks and God bless you for the good news.
Regards
Dr chamberlin
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Date: Aug 21, 2005 6:18 PM
Subject: response
I am still waititng to hear from you about ivors well being.
I am very much concerned in his matter as the surposed host in Ghana before this urgly situation erupted in lome togo.Although i still have the airline officals to blame for the misfurtune.
At present the project i have with mr ivor is still pending without any thing done but i believe that with Gods power every thing will resume properley soon.I have gone back to Ghana as of now,and i have sent back the security officers mr umunna and co back to nigeria to resume their official duties.
Regarding the cost of the expencies i incured in respect of ivors matter,i have decided to bear the cost personally as my contribution to the recuvery of my dear friend and partner and i ask you and your family not to pay any thing to me becouse i know God will reward me in what ever i did for mr ivor.My main concern is that mr ivor is seen and in good condition.
I will mail him as soon as possible.
Regards to your any your family including mr ivor.
Dr chamberlin
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To: Ivor Lott Sacash
Date: Aug 21, 2005 6:33 PM
Subject: Good new{urgent}zzz
Hello Mr sacash,
I am very sorry for this ugly situation which you have gone through.
I tried all i could do to see that i alerted the Ghana and togolese authorities about your condition,even the british embassy in ghana was involved in the search due to strong petition/details i despatched to them and various authorities that makes your recovery possible.Since then i have got some missing thind in me but i thank God that i am begining to recover due to the new i got yesterday from your cousin about your recovery.
Please ask your family about my concern about you,i fowarded copies of the correspondence i have with the british embassy to your family to show them of my efforts.I know that theses bad taxi driver and the thieves will see with their eyes what the authorities will do to them.Thank God you are ok as of the time you were found.
As of now nothing has being done about the transaction but your life is the most important,we can then proceed on but note that the funds will be taken to you directely to uk,as we have encountered much problems and wants the funds to be delivered to you directely through a special; diplomatic connections.
Please reply this mail to enable me know about your well being.
Regards
Dr chamberlin{zzz}
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refusing expenses? A lad turning down a chance to scam cash??
From: Paulette Beale
Date: Aug 22, 2005 2:19 PM
Subject: Re: response
Dear Mr Chambers,

Firstly may I say how very kind of you to bear the costs of expenses
incurred during your search for our Ivor.
I can tell you that he is now back with us and is under Doctors orders
to rest for the next few days.
He has lost a little weight, but is otherwise in good order and will
recover fully in time. Although he is elderly, he is a robust man and
should recover his health quickly - of course the recovery of his
mental condition after such an ordeal may be another matter - we'll
have to wait and see.

In the meantime, of course, the Police here will need to take a
statement from him regarding his unfortunate kidnapping. They are
liasing with the Ghanaian Embassy here and through them with the
officers involved in Ghana and Togo
They may also wish to take a few words from your good self at some
point. (However, I do not think that they will need to meet with you -
just a statement by email will suffice - they have your email address
and will no doubt be in touch)
I'm sure that you will give them every assistance.

Please continue to remain in contact with Ivor. I know that he is keen
to continue your business dealings, but perhaps I can ask you to
minimise any travelling my Uncle has to undertake?
I'm sure that another trip to Ghana would, right now, be a little more
than he could bear.
I am afraid that this recent escapade has quite put him off going to Africa!

I think that is all I have to say for the moment

For the Family
Ms P. Beale

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Date: Aug 22, 2005 6:41 PM
Subject: reply
Already i have sent a mail to mr ivor but no response yet.
I am very sorry for his ordeal in lome togo but i thank God he came out of all this in jesus name Amen.
Right now i dont think he can be able to come to africa in respect of this transaction but whatever may be the case i will try my best to see that all what we need him to do in respect of our transaction will be done over there in london to give him a bit of relieve.
I will be able to give all assistance to police regarding informations needed from me.
Please ask mr ivor to drop a mail for me becouse i am so much worried about his condition but i am thanking God for the assistance he gave us to see that my dear good friend/partner is rescured succesfully from the evil people in lome togo.
I await for response from him.
Regards
Dr chamberlin
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From: Paulette Beale
Date: Aug 24, 2005 9:28 AM
Subject: Latest news on Ivor
Mr Chambers,

This is just a short note to let you know that Ivor is now up and
about and making a fast recovery. We are all very relieved at his
recovery
He has been speaking with the police here as I mentioned earlier and
they have indicated that they would like a statement from you.
I told them that you had already agreed to this.
You may be contacted at some point today/tomorrow by a Detective
Inspector Ohms of the Greater Ghigley police who is in charge of Ivors
case.
Please give to him every assistance that you can.

I have been thinking about you not accepting any payment for your
recent journey. Are you sure about this?
We, that is myself and Ivor, feel that we should at least send you
something for your troubles.
What would you say to £1000? It's not much, but I would very much like
you to accept this token of our appreciation.
If you accept, and I hope that you will, I will forward the monies
either to yourself or Mr Umunna.
Just let me have the details and we'll sort out the paperwork here.

In the meantime, Ivor should be up and about later this week. All I
ask is that you go gently with him for a short time. I am sure you
realise that he has been through a traumatic experience.

For the Family
Ms P. Beale

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To: Paulette Beale
Date: Aug 25, 2005 11:20 AM
Subject: reply
Thanks for your message.
I pray by the grace of God that mr ivor should get well proper.
It is a horrible experience but we thank God for sparing his life in the hands of the bad elements in lome togo but i put large blame on the airline officials in tripoli that manipulated and put him in an airplane that is not going to his destinations.There is nothing we can do about this but leave Ghananian and lome{togo} authorities to handle the kidnappers accoring to the laws.
Now regarding the gesture you have given to me for the efforts i made towards mr ivors securance from the kiddnappers,i have noothing to say that i accepted the money as a way of thanks for your recogination of my efforts.
It is proper that you send the money as you wish through Mr Nkechiata Stanley Umunna of lagos nigeria becouse they were the security personels that contributed largely in informing the authorities of togo about the missing of my guest{mr ivor}.
So you should go ahead in making the payment in his name by western union money transfer and all details of transfer should be sent to me directely.But note that i will not be involved in the type of ordeal i have gone through priviousely in my quest to claim money from western union but note that you must confirm the payment online before despatching the transfer informations to me through{www.westernunion.com}.
I await the transfer informations but note that you must not forget to extend my greetings to mr ivor and the rest members of your family for their kandid gesture.
Regards
Dr chamberlin
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To: Paulette Beale
Date: Aug 25, 2005 11:23 AM
Subject: direction{urgent}
Please email the transfer informations to be sure that you get it right this time around.
I await for thre transfer informations.
regards
Dr chamberlin
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From: Paulette Beale
Date: Aug 25, 2005 3:33 PM
Subject: Re: direction{urgent}
Dear Mr chambers,

I have done as you have instructed

Please let me know when you have collected the money.
Do you have any idea what you will do with it?
A present for your Good Wife, perhaps? (I believe that you have told
Ivor you are a married person)

Has Ivor written to you yet?
Only I saw him on his computer a while ago and thought maybe he had
restarted emailing you.
And what about the Greater Chigley police? have they contacted you as well?

For the Family
Ms P. Beale

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To: Paulette Beale
Date: Aug 26, 2005 9:24 AM
Subject: reply
I have tried to get the transfer informations but it could not open.
As i explained to you in my last mail,i would not want to go in to any stress inorder to get the informations
or money as you know that what happend priviousley at the bank over here is a lesson to me particularly.
Please can you kindley down load your self and get the informations ready for my use..
As soon as you give me the details{test questions and answer including the control number} prefarably
transfer reciept i will confirm online before proceeding to the western union office here.
I await for the informations.
My regards to Mr ivor and rest of the family.
Regards
Dr chamberlin
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In the meantime......

From: Ivor Lott Sacash
Date: Aug 26, 2005 12:00 PM
Subject: I'm Back
My Dear Chambers,

How the devil are you, my good man
My, but I have had a few weeks, eh?
Too much, for me, I say, too much.

I understand that the niece Paulette has been keeping you up to speed, eh?
Good show.
Understand you had a bit of a problem transferring these funds that
you were asking for.
Well, between you and me, she's a bit of an old duffer, you know
Family and all that, so can't say too much, you understand.
One of the old school, and a bit overawed with all this technology.
Can't handle it and won't ask for help
Stubborness.
Runs in the family, what?
Plus, of course, she was extremely worried about me, you understand
Couldn't keep her mind on the job in hand, poor thing.
Had you gallavanting around Togo, on the look out for me, eh?
Damn decent of you and that Umnuna chappie
If only you had come to Togo when I needed you, it would all be over,
and this sorry episode would never have happened.
But never mind.
Dashed decent of you to try, at least

My! but I was happy to see the Ghanaian chappies when they came
crashing through Bellos door.
Decent chaps, all round
Bello cried like a baby when they carted him off
He was tough enough to me when in front of his gang. But up against
real men, he whimpered like a little girl.
One of those poofters, I expect
No backbone, you see
Glad to see the back of him, you understand.

That taxi journey I took was scarey and no mistake!
Thought we were going round in circles, you understand.
Have a nose for that sort of thing, you know
Said he had to pick up extra people for the journey.
Seemed a decent enough chap about it.
But those chappies he picked up, bounders they were
smelly too, you know
change of clothes and a bath all round, is what they needed.

Had knives, you know.
Threatened me with them too
Drove to this house, bundled me out of the car and in through the door
in no time.
Suitcase taken off me.
All that money gone too
Clothes, the lot
Was tied to the bed
Damn roof leaked as well
I was in a pretty smelly state myself when those Ghanaian chappies
found me, I can tell you

Anyway, all over now and back in Blighty, what?
Full recovery and all that.
Decent meal and sleep, is what I needed
and a bath of course

and a change of clothes.

Now, you stated in your last email something about the fund moving to the UK?
Dashed good idea, that man!
Can't be making anymore travelling south of Dover, for the time being.
Passport stolen, you see
Need a new one

Not safe, you understand
Spiders, you know
damn place was full of them.
Nasty creatures
Crawling, lurking and watching me
never trust anything with more than 4 legs, you know
Dogs, horses fine animals, eh?
Even cats, I suppose. if a little independent for me
But those damned arachnids!
and what do they need 8 eyes for, hmnmm?
Aren't 2 enough?

Let me know about the situation with the fund, old chap
Then we can get moving once again

Tally-ho!
Sqdn Ldr (rtd) I.L.Sacash DFS MFI BiGW

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and now the police email him

From: Robert Ohms
Date: 26-Aug-2005 13:04
Subject: Regarding the incident with Mr I Sacash
Dear Mr Chamberlin,

My name is Detective Inspector Ohms of the Greater Chigley police and
I am leading the UK end of the investigation into the recent
kidnapping and ransom demands that ensued after Mr I. Sacash, a
resident of Chigley, made a recent trip to Ghana.

Now, I understand from both Mr Sacash and Ms P. Beale that the purpose
of the visit to Ghana was a business deal in which you were involved.
Of course, I do not wish to know what the deal was about - that is not
my interest here.
However, I will need a statement from you where you outline your role
in all this.
It's just to tie up loose ends, you understand.
The culprits have been apprehended and are now, I am led to believe,
in Ghanaian custody.

We are just obtaining all the necessary information to complete the UK
end of the investigation.
I have attached a statement form.
I would be very grateful if you could just fill it out and return it to me.
I'm sure that then there would be no further need to question you further.

Thanking you in advance for your time
D. I. Ohms
Greater Chigley Police


http://members.419eater.com/~llamedos/statement_blank.jpg

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From: Chamberlin Albright
To: Ivor Lott Sacash
Date: Aug 26, 2005 10:11 PM
Subject: reply{we thank God for your life}
Attention:Sacash,
Thanks for your mail.
I was very sorry for the whole episode which is very much embarrasing,but we thank God you were not hurt nor killed by the bad Gangs of the so called taxi driver mr bello whom must be dealth with by the God almighty.
I was in contact with your family through out the period and even employed some security agents from west african office of economic comunity of west african states based in nigeria and they did so much job in our quest to see you whereever you were held.We even spent lots of money for the search but thank God you were seen in good condition becouse your life worths more than money.
Now regarding our project,every thing is still in order but only the delays.
Already we have made a very good arrangement with a special diplomatic courier company to despatch the consignment directely to you in uk but this has to take some expencies like handing and despatch charges which has to be paid to the diplomatic company before the despatch of the consignment{funds}to you.
This arrangement is very good one to avoid much stress as the one you wittnessed in lome togo.
The delivery officer of the diplomatic company will arrive uk with the consignment{funds}and then deliver to you as instructed.Note that the delivery officer does not know about the contents but was only known to contain promotional materials and law reports from my law chamber.His work is to make sure he delivered to you as instructed by the magagement successfully.
We need this operations to take place immediately depending on your readiness for the operations but note that the air way bill reciept will be sent to you to enable you track the consignment before arrival at your destination.
Please reply urgentely.
Regards
Dr chamberlin{zzz}
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No word from laddo, so I send a reminder

From: Robert Ohms
Date: 29-Aug-2005 13:17
Subject: Have you received the statement form?
Dear sir,

I wrote to you a few days ago regarding your involvement with Mr I.
Sacash's recent debacle in Togo. With this communication, I included a
Statement of fact form with the request that you kindly complete it.
To date, I have not received anything from you.
I realise that you must be a busy man, sir, but I must repeat my
request that you fill out and return this form at your earliest
convenience.

If you have any problems, please contact me, we are here to help you,
and we have to tie up all outstanding issues concerning the UK end of
the investigation.

Thanking you in advance
Detective Inspector Ohms
Greater Chigley Police

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'statement' from Laddo - but no form...

From: Chamberlin Albright
To: Robert Ohms
Date: 29-Aug-2005 14:12
Subject: reply{statement}
Attention:Robert Ohms ,
Thanks for your mails.
I was not around to answer immediately.
Yes i got your mails but wish to notify you that our internet server failed to open the
attachement{form}so i decided to drop this few lines to you.
I am Mr chamberlin from Tudu accra Ghana and have being in contact with
Mr ivor sacash for so long as partner and due to cordial disscusions with him
he decided to come to my country for inspection and i sent a letter of invitation
to him which was approved by the Ghana embassy and he booked his flight to
arrive kotoka airport accra on 3th august and gave me the flight details,so we
made preparation for his arrival but unfurtunately he was not in the flight
which he gave me the number and the arrival time.I waited and searched the
flight to know if he arrived all to nothing,so i sent him mail asking where he is
and the next day being 4th august i got a mail from him that he was put into
wrong flight by the flight officers in tripoli{libya} where his flight was on stop
over and he found himself in lome togo.so i was very much confused becouse
going to lome from my country will take another 5 hours and i must obtain a visa
and also togo is french speaking country and i dont hear french so i mailed mr ivor
that he should either board a flight from lome to ghana or he can come into ghana
accross the border between togo ad ghana and he answered the mail telling me
that he contacted a taxi driver whom he saw at the airport that he will sleep at
the taxi drivers house and start the journey to ghana the next day and i was worried
for this and so the next day mr ivor wrote me that he has started the journey to
ghana and i was waiting and i could not hear any thing about him any longer even
the mails i sent he could not reply so i noticed that some thing is wrong and
contacted some officials of the west african security forces whom helped me
to move in to lome searching for mr ivor before the Ghana embassy announced
his recovery.
Even the business he came for was still undone.we suspended every thing and start
searching for him.
I even sent my private secretay to the british embassy with a written letter infomring
them of the missing of my ivor and also went to the british cunsulate personally
with mr ivors particulars to inform them of missing of my partner.
SO THIS IS ALL I KNOW ABOUT HIS PREDICAMENT IN LOME TOGO.
My regards
Chamberlin
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From: Chamberlin Albright
To: Ivor Lott Sacash
Date: Aug 30, 2005 10:16 AM
Subject: very urgent{zzz}
Attention:Sacash,
I just recieved a mail from one Mr Robert Ohms a bristsh police who required me to
give statement about my role in your dissapiarance in lome togo,but i just did what he
asked becouse i told him all about your journey to ghana but our transaction i kept secret.
But unfurtnately,the police attached form could not open due to low movement of internet server here
but i tried and drop some few statement to him.
I am still waiting for you but i need your activness in this matter or i will look for somewhere
else in our quest to finalise this project but one thing that i assure you is that you must
get all your expencies back.
What we need now is your confidential private address where you need the consignment to be
delivered including the contact details.Already we are talking to the diplomatic courier company
based in port of dova uk to deliver the consignment{funds}to you directely and on reciept
your reply to this mail,we will know the next line of action to take.And my client will join
you as soon as possible for the disbursement and the investment programme under your
assistance and supervision on your reciept of the funds intact.
Regards
Dr chamberlin{zzz}
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From: Robert Ohms
To: Chamberlin Albright
Date: 31-Aug-2005 20:36
Subject: Re: reply{statement}
Dear Mr Chamberlin,

Thank you for your statement.
It is very succinct, but I have to have the statement from you signed,
I'm afraid.
This statement from you will go towards ensuring that Mr Sacash can
complete his insurance claim. As you are no doubt aware, Mr Sacash
lost a considerable amount in terms of money, personal possessions and
other valuables during his unfortunate experience recently.
He has put a claim into his insurance company (for a considerable sum)
and they (the company) are trying to ascertain the truth about the
events that led to his loss.

As I have said, I do not wish to enquire into your business witrh Mr
Sacash, that is not my concern. But if the insurance company makes it
my concern, I will have no option but to ask further questions to Mr
Sacash, questions he has so far failed to answer.
I am holding off as a favour to his family, from questioning him too
much, but there may come a time when I have to persue my directive.

For the sake of an Old Man, I ask that you try to open the form and
complete the statement complete with your signature immediately under
the last line of the statement, (this is too 'seal' the statement and
prevent fraudulent additions)

Thanking you in advance
D. I. Ohms
Greater Chigley Police

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From: Ivor Lott Sacash
To: Chamberlin Albright
Date: Aug 31, 2005 9:03 PM
Subject: Re: very urgent{zzz}
Chambers,

Sorry, Old Boy
Got a little distracted somewhat
Last email to you, you see
Started going on about spiders
Bad experience with them, you see
Stated me orf on a funny turn
All right now though.
Good medication, you see

Insurance chappies giving me gyp.
Wont pay out, blast and damn them.
Lost a lot there, you know
Inspector Robert Ohms on the case.
You say he's written to you, eh?
Jolly man, that Ohms
Resisting him is useless, you know
Won't give up.
Any questions he asks, better answer them immediately, what?
Save some time, in my opinion

Good idea to keep our transaction secret, old man
Don't want him knowing about that
Been asking some probing questions, I don't mind telling you
Niece Paulette stopped him.
Stern words, from a lady, eh
Works every time
Has a soft spot for her, you see

Now, then
Expenses?
Well, Old Boy, thanks for the offer, but the insurance chappies
sorting it all out.
Eventually.
They are holding out on some point about the trip
Can't think why

Look, Old Chap,.
Nice thought, having the fund sent here directly.
Bit of a sticky wicket on that one, I'm afraid
Blasted insurance man, sniffing around
Can't have one of your fellows turning up with a case full of money, eh?
Insurance chappies don't like that sort of thing, you see.
Upsets them
Ohms would really start asking questions then
Paulette or no Paulette, I'd have to answer them
put you in a spot of bother, it might
Can't have that
Been a decent stick throughout
Apart from not helping me in Lome

Why don't you arrange for the fund to be stored somewhere in UK, eh?
I can visit
Pick up fund
Handshakes all round.
Make mine a treble

What do you think, Old chap?

Tally-Ho!
Sqdn Ldr (rtd) I.L.Sacash DFS MFI BiGW

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From: Chamberlin Albright
To: Robert Ohms
Date: 01-Sep-2005 14:48
Subject: response
Thanks for your mail.
I will try as possible as i can to open up the form and i will fill and return back this week.
Thanks and God bless you for your cooperations.
Regards
Chamberlin
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To: Ivor Lott Sacash
Date: Sep 1, 2005 3:27 PM
Subject: reply{zzz}
Attention:Sacash,
Thanks for your mail.
OK ,the most important thing to do now is to find a way,to despatch the consignment{funds} from the bank out to uk and the shipping delivery officer will lodge in a hotel of your choice with the consignment and then get in touch with you for clearance.
I hope that this arrangement is very good but the consignment has to be there under a special arrangement with the management of the special diplomatic courier company.
Note that according to the diplomatic company,this execise will cost you #15800 pounds{fifteen thousand eight hundred pounds which has to be paid to the shipping company directely and reciept issured to you to enable you track the consignment before arrival.On reciept of your response to this mail,i will immediately finalise with the diplomatic company and give details on the updates and the date of despatch and arrival.
My client is very much worried about this transaction due to the delays incured so far,but our believe is that something good does not come easy.we still have believe in you and knows that every thing will end well in the name of Jesus,Amen.
Now regarding the mail i got from the police about my statement,i have sent mail to the officer inchrage of the case and he replied me today asking me to fill the form attached to his mail.I will do it as soon as possible,before the end of this week.
Please note that for no reason should you or your sister expose this transaction to the insurance company or the police becouse it will be detrimental to the success of the project.But if they insist on the that you tell them,just tell them that you want to invest on construction project in Ghana.What i mean by construction project is financing road and agricultural projects in conjuction with my company.Nothing more but i know that they will not insist on knowing your mission to Ghana.
I am waititng for your response quickely to enable us finalise this project without any futher delays.
Regards
Dr chamberlin{zzz}
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To: Robert Ohms
Date: 02-Sep-2005 15:56
Subject: statement form fillied and signed
Attention:Robert Ohms,
Attached to this mail is the statement form completely fillied and signed.
Regards
Chamberlin

http://members.419eater.com/~llamedos/statement_completed.jpg
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To: Ivor Lott Sacash
Date: Sep 5, 2005 1:11 PM
Subject: very urgent{zzz}
Attention:Sacash,
Please note that we do not have more time to waste in this deal.
I need your reply to enable me know the next thing to do.
I have filled the statement form and returned to the police as requested but i told them that you are coming to ghana for investment on construction and agricultural projects only,so take note of this in case they ask you.
regards
Dr chamberlin{zzz}
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From: Ivor Lott Sacash
Date: Sep 5, 2005 7:54 PM
Subject: Re: very urgent{zzz}
Chambers,

You need my reply to know what to do next?
What the devil are you blathering on about, man?
Read my previous mail to you, there's a good chap.

I suggested that, as sending the fund direct to me would be a bad
idea, (blasted insurance chappies still sniffing around, you see - I'm
sure they suspect something, eh?) why don't you arrange for it to be
stored somewhere in Good Old Blighty (Dover, perhaps?), and then I can
pop along and view it.

Easy, eh?

It's over to you Old Bean.
Do let me know what the next stage is, will you?
London?, Dover? Cambridge? Hull?
Good god, man. Do I have to make all the decisions around here??

Still waiting for the insurance wallas to get their thumbs out of
their ears and conclude everything.
Still waiting for them, you see?
Can't think what is holding them up, you understand.

You returned the form, you say?
Spiffing.
Well done, that man.

Hopefully Ohms will be in touch to keep you abreast of things here.
Very thorough, that Man. Very thorough, indeed
Good man to have on your side, you understand

Waiting for you to tell me what is next, Old Boy

Tally-Ho
Sqdn Ldr (rtd) I.L.Sacash DFS MFI BiGW

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To: Ivor Lott Sacash
Date: Sep 6, 2005 2:08 PM
Subject: very urgent{arrangement finalised}
Attention:Sacash,
Thanks for your response although it came a bit late.
I have finalised the shiping arrangement with the special diplomatic courier company {trans world diplomatic courier company} and they were ready to despatch the consignment{funds}directely to where ever you want it, but i chose dover as you indicated but you need to confirm to us where in dover do you want the funds or can i instruct the shipping officer to lodge in any hotel of his chioce and communicate you with the details of where he is staying,so that you can meet with him and claim the funds.But note that i and my client must arrive immediately you confirm to us that you have taken position of the money to enable us embark on the investment programme.
This is the bank account details of the special diplomatic company,so that you can settle the shipPing costs{ FIFTEEN THOUSAND EIGHT HUNDRED POUNDS} to enable the consignment leave without delays.
As soon as the charges is paid,the shiping company will issue official airway bill reciept to you which i will send to you immediately before the arrival of the consignment.
ACCOUNT:
BARCLAYS BANK PLC
168 FENCHURCH STREET,LONDON EC EPHP
SWIFT CODE:BARCGB22
CREDIT TO:FINANCIAL BANK
SWIFT CODE:FIBBBJBJ (This is a Bank in Benin)
ACCOUNT NUMBER:55139678
BENEFICIARY:EXPRESS CASH
Please note that we do not have any time to waste as i have finalised arrangement with the company.On payment of the charges to this account details,please send the transfer reciept to enable me foward same to the courier company for them to quicken actions.
I await for your urgent response.
Regards
Dr chamberslin{zzz}
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From: Robert Ohms
To: chamberlin albright
Date: 07-Sep-2005 12:16
Subject: Re: statement form fillied and signed
Dear Mr Albright,

Thank you for returning the form.
A report has been processed based on the information you have provided.
Unfortunately the form was poorly filled out by yourself and some of
the information was missing.
There are instructions on the form to continue on seperate pages if
necessary. It is a mystery as to why you failed to do this. It should
have been clear to you that you needed to use a second page.

However, I no longer have the time to deal with this now and I have
had orders to pass this information into the hands of the insurers for
them to investigate further.

I do not know what your 'business connection' is with Mr Sacash,
however, because of your incompetence with filling out a simple form
clearly and concisely, it is now out of my hands.
The investigation into your role in this whole affair is now certainly
to come under greater scrutiny.

Your details have now been forwarded to the insurance company and you
should expect an email contact shortly.

Det Ins R. Ohms
Greater Chigley Police

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To: Ivor Lott Sacash
Date: Sep 7, 2005 4:55 PM
Subject: reply
Attention:sacash,
I recieved a mail from mr Ohms today informing me that he has fowarded my statement to the insurance company.
He stated that if possible they will look into the business i am doing with you but note that i explained to him that you are my partner and due to come for inspection on construction and agriculatural investment before you have the problems in lome togo.
I am waititng for the transfer reciept as i have given you the payment informations of the diplomatic courier comapany to enable you settle the charges and reciept issued to you for immediate despathc of the consignment.
I await for your reply.
Regards
Dr chamberlin{zzz}
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From: chamberlin albright
To: Robert Ohms
Date: 07-Sep-2005 15:17
Subject: reply
Attention:Ohms,
Thanks for your response.
I have tried all i can to give statement on how Mr Sacash missed his flight and was flown into lome togo which is not my country, and not his original destination.What do i have to do with him missing his destination since that was not in our original plans.
He booked his flight to land in accra Ghana and was flown to tripoli and from tripoli to lome instead of accra Ghana.It is entirley the fault of the flight officials working at tripoli airport and nothing concerns me in that aspect.The business i have with my sacash is non of anybodys business as i have already stated it clearly in my first and second statement that he is coming to my country Ghana for investment porposes on construction and agriculatural project but i dont know of any other mission apart from what i have explained to you earlier.
Thanks for your cooperation.
Regards
Chamberlin
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From: Robert Ohms
To: Chamberlin Albright
Date: 09-Sep-2005 15:25
Subject: Re: reply
Mr Chamberlin,

We seem to be at cross purposes here.
When I refer to your poor completion of the statement form and of
missing pieces of information, I am referring to the fact that you
tried to scribble the entire statement onto a single piece of paper.
In doing so, you strayed outside the lines on the form.
As a result, the information outside of these lines is missing from
our reprint and it is this fact that has caused me to have to pass on
my investigation into the hands of the insurance company.
My recommendation is that this whole affair has been inadequately
explained away and I am not satisfied.
However, as I have earlier alluded to you, my involvement in this
affair is now out of my hands.

I have my suspicions about this whole business
Something about it just doesn't ring true, but I am far too busy right
now to investigate it further.
But, believe me, sir, I will be back to look into this.

Det. Ins. R. Ohms
Greater Chigley Police

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From: Ivor Lott Sacash
To: chamberlin albright
Date: Sep 9, 2005 8:29 PM
Subject: Re: reply
Chambers,
Exciting stuff at the Oval, what? By Jove!
there's a game unravelling there and no mistake!
Must beat those blasted Aussies, you see.
Wipe the smile orf that Warne fellow, what?
Dashed bad egg, that man. Not sporting at all.
Chasing women and all that.

Wears an ear-ring, you know.

Bad news. Bad news indeed, Old man.
This insurance chappie is the last person I want snooping around.
Damn busybody, eh?
Damn and blast Ohms for handing over to this man. Makes things a little sticky, you understand.

Been to my bank, you see.
Checked money and, well, to be honest, Old Chap, a little light, you understand.
Not quite the funds there, you see.
What with two flights South of Dover, losing £5000 in Spain, £15,000 in Togo, not to mention the gifts I took with me on both occasions.

Rolex watches aren't cheap, what?

Adds up, you see. Need this insurance claim to go through, Old Man. No money without it, what?
No insurance pay out, may need to borrow.
Bank loan, you understand.
Don't really want to be doing that at my age, you see. Niece Paulette might have something to say about that, Old Man

Bit confused also.
Agricultural investment, you say?
Sorry Old man, Can't tell the difference between a Massey Furguson and a John Deere.
Might be a bit of a sticky one, that.
You'll need to help me there, Old Boy.
Give me a bit of data about these agricultural investments.

Helps if we all sing from the same song sheet, you understand.

And construction?
4 parts sand and 1 part cement, Old Man.
Tall buildings.
Bend in the wind.
Not natural if you ask me.

Need help there as well. Anything you can send me

Tally-Ho!
Sqdn Ldr (rtd) I.L.Sacash DFS MFI BiGW

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To: Ivor Lott Sacash
Date: Sep 10, 2005 11:58 AM
Subject: response
Attention:Sacash,

Listern very carefully.
What i mean by agricualtural projects is establishing on fishries,ranch and farms.
What i mean by constructions is securing contracts on road constructions in my country and industries constructions.
So there is nothing hard in what i said.
Note that you must be up and doing so that we can settle the shipping charges and every body will be happy together.
You must not disclose this transaction for what so ever to avoid betrayal.
I await your actions as soon as possible.
Regards
Dr chamberlin{zzz}
NB:You should not wait for the insurance,firstely we must secure this transaction and then you will be financially ok to face the insurance company.If it amounts to borrowing,you must do that so that we can finalise this deal and all will be recouped back even the so called money you have spent in the journey so far will be paid back to you.
Note that as the case stands now,we can not move ahead without this money#15800{fifteen thousand eight hundred pounds}and noting that you are the beneficiary we can not move with out you.
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From: Austin Rover
To: Chamberlin Albright
Date: 10-Sep-2005 20:20
Subject: Re: Mr Sacash Insurance claim - information needed
Dear Mr Albright.

Permit me to introduce myself.

My name is Austin Rover and I work for Shaftem and Runn, (our motto:
Caveat emptor et carborundum illegitimae) an insurance company with
which Mr Sacash has a personal protection policy (PPP) and against
which he has made a claim.
The information regarding the circumstances of the claim (the
kidnapping of a British citizen by aliens) has been so far handled
ably by Detective Inspector Robert Ohms of the Greater Chigley Police.
I believe he has sent to you a form requiring you to complete a
statement about your role in this claim.
I have seen this statement, and I have a few questions I would like
you to answer.

Mr Sacash has informed me that you are a business partner of his and
that anything that can be said to Mr Sacash can be said to you.

Mr Sacash has made a claim for losses totalling a little over £30,000,
losses made as a result of 2 attempts by him to meet with you relating
to a business arrangement that you introduced him to.
This arrangement involved, according to Mr Sacash "investment in
agricultural and construction projects in Ghana"

From interviewing Mr Sacash today, I do not believe he knows anything
about such subjects. He could not, for example, tell me where these
agricultural projects were being carried out, in what areas of
agriculture the projects were aimed at, the duration of these
projects, the companies involved in these projects.

The same for the "construction" projects. Are they road building?
urban development? community buildings (housing) or commercial
buildings (factories, offices) etc
And again, the same questions apply, duration, companies involved etc

Although I feel that these are questions that Mr Sacash should have
asked you, you should also have provided these answers as a matter of
course to him.

There are other points that need clearing up.
One part of the amount (over £10,000) that Mr Sacash is claiming for
is for losses occuring while visiting you in Spain. (He claims to have
handed this amount over to a man impersonating you)
I cannot understand why he needed to travel to Spain to speak with you
over matters concerning Ghana.
Please clarify this matter.

Where are the contracts, proof of land purchase prior to construction,
estimated bill of materials?
Mr Sacash would have been required to see some sort of legal proof
that these 'projects' existed.
Mr Sacash has failed to produce such proof and was very reluctant to
discuss such matters.

What is your role in this matter?
Why is Mr Sacash dealing with just you?
From my initial enquiries into building projects of this nature, I
have drawn the conclusion that these kind of projects cost vast
amounts of money and the money Mr Sacash would have supplied would not
have gone far at all.
The question also arises as to why building projects in Ghana require
the financial assistance of someone outside of that country

It seems to me that Mr Sacash was just going to hand over £30,000 to
you, Mr Albright with no questions asked (or answered). He is an
impeccable citizen with an exemplary past fighting for his country and
not a stain on his personal record. Indeed his entire family has a
remarkable history and goes back many many years.

I await your immediate reply to my communication, Mr Albright
It should make interesting reading

A. Rover
Shaftem & Runn Insurance

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From: Ivor Lott Sacash
To: Chamberlin Albright
Date: Sep 10, 2005 8:54 PM
Subject: Re: response
Chambers,

I say, Old boy
That insurance man called today
By Jove!, but he gave me a grilling, what?
Anyone would think I was after the Crown Jewels, the way he went on.
Give him an answer, get 3 more questions
Damn fellow
Cambridge man, by the look of him
No breeding
Could put the kybosh on all this, Old boy

really need that money, you see
Bank might help, will see on Monday
If they don't and insurance doesn't pay out, it'll be a bit of a
sticky wicket here
Legal problems on the claim, you see
Could ruin the weekend, what?
England poised to claim the Ashes.
Big celebration, if that happens
Don't want this worry, you see.

need the money, Old boy.
can't move without it
Those projects depend on me, you see
Hate to think of those construction and agricultural project chappies
standing around waiting for me, eh?
Watch out for him, chap by the name of Rover, Austin
That £15,000 claim would be what we need, you understand?

Tally-Ho!
Sqdn Ldr (rtd) I.L.Sacash DFS MFI BiGW

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From: Chamberlin Albright
To: Austin Rover
Date: Sep 10, 2005 9:15 PM
Subject: Re: Mr Sacash Insurance claim - information needed
Attention:Austin Rovers,
Thanks for your mail.
I wish to inform you that i am barrister chamberlin albright kofi a Ghaninian citzen.
Yes Mr Sacash is my partner in agriculatural and construction projects in Ghana.
Fistely i was working for a client who mandated me to negotiate with mr sacash regarding the project.My client wants a partner who will assist in investing into poultry farms and ranch business and road constructions in my country and Mr sacash was due to arrive in spain to meet with my client but unfurtunately to him he met wrong person at the airport who impersonated with my name and took him out from the airport without our involvement on what exactely he came for, and he lost five thousnad pounds in the process without out knowledge.The problems in spain is due to his ignorance on the instruction from me.
Secondly,due to his bad experinace in spain,we decided to call of the meeting in spain and scheaduled the meeting in Ghana of which we gave him letter of invitation for his arrival and he was furtunate to secure visa at the Ghana embassy in london for his travels to Ghana.
And on his preparations for his travel,he booked his flight to arrive in Accra Ghana for the meeting on 3 august 2005 and actually left gartwick airport to land in Ghana 9pm of the same day but his plane has a stop over at tripoli{libya}where he was misplaced into another plane going to lome togo instead of accra Ghana as originally planned.I waited and searched the flight he gave me his number without him being in the flioght and i was very worried becouse i know that he actually left that very day.so the next day i recieved a mail from his explaining to me how he was puttin into the wrong flight by the flight officials in tripoli{libya} that he has meet a taxi driver in lome airport who is willing to help him so that he will sleep at his house,so he asked me to come and meet him at lome,and this becomes strange to me becouse this is not our original arrangement and more over lome is not my country and i dont hear french and i must obtain visa to travel to lome togo,so i considered this impossible and adviced him to take any available flight to ghana from lome but he opted to come through the border and tell me that the taxi driver he met in lome airport mr bello has agreed to take him to Ghana that it will take them 5 hours to arrive and i was waititng for the whole day and the next day i could not hear from mr sacash so i was very much worried on what might be of him.And i immediately sent a written notifito the british embassy in Ghana notifying them of the missing of my guest and how he was putting into wrong flight from tripoli.
I even went to the extent of contacting the west african security forces who swong into action to locate where ever he is held before the ghaninian police and togolese police anounced his recovery.
The construction investment we are talking about is to by getting road construction project from the ghana authorities after which we share the proceeds.
This si al i know about mr sacash predicaments.
thanks
Regards
Mr chamberlin
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From: Chamberlin Albright
To: Ivor Lott Sacash
Date: Sep 10, 2005 9:18 PM
Subject: reply
I have just replied a mail from the insurance man and i have copied you with the mail so read and understand what i made as my statement.Just exactely what i sent to mr ohms.
I will reply this your mail tomorrow.
Regards
Dr chamberlin{zzz}
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From: Chamberlin Albright
To: Ivor Lott Sacash
Date: Sep 11, 2005 6:41 PM
Subject: very important
Attention:Sacash,
Please naote that you must try your best and finalise this project this week,we need you to settle the charges as the beneficiary so that we can despatch the consignment{funds}to uk as arranged.
You must give me the postive response required by transfering the charges to the account earlier given to you this week and give me the reciept of transfer or my client will reconsider your participation in this transaction as Bonafide beneficiary.
I await your actions.
Regards
Dr chamberlin
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From: Paulette Beale
To: Chamberlin Albright
Date: Sep 13, 2005 10:08 AM
Subject: Ivors behaviour is causing concern
My Dear Mr Chambers,

It has been a while since I last wrote to you and such a lot has happened.
After the euphoria of getting Ivor back home and the resulting media
interest, we had the Police asking all manner of questions, although I
don't mind too much as that Robert Ohms is rather dishy.

But recently I have begun to get concerned about Ivor.
He definately has not been himself lately.
There has been the insurance man (nasty type, no breeding) asking deep
probing questions about his claim that have unsettled Ivor. They were
talking for quite some time over the weekend and Ivor looked
positively drawn and ill when they finished. In fact, I had to put a
stop to it all
I cannot think why this dreadful man is involved as I thought Robert
had dealt with all that. I shall have to ask him about this.

And yesterday Ivor spent most of the day wandering around the town and
came back with a pile of loan information from various banks that have
branches here in Chigley.
I can't think why he should do this. We are not in a position to need a loan.
The insurance claim is not even necessary, but we pay for cover and so
we are entitled to make a claim against our losses (and the £10,000
will of course come in handy).

Even when England won the Ashes yesterday, Ivor, who absolutely loves
the game of cricket - indeed he regularly played for the Chigley XI
Senior side (they always thumped the Trumpton side!), was strangely
subdued, almost distracted.
I know he has not been sleeping well either. He mumbles in his sleep about
"money in Spain", "roads and tractors" "got to help the roads be
built" "fishing lakes for the people" "chaps with empty shovels"
"chambers plays good golf" (is that you, Mr Chambers? - if I remember
rightly, he never met you!)

He won't go into his beloved garden because "that's where spiders
live" I know he has never liked spiders, but they have never bothered
him before.
He has had nightmares as well - waking up in the early morning
shouting about spiders and rain and "man food from South of Dover". I
am almost afraid to ask him about this as it clearly is upsetting him

NNA GI NA ARA MKPURU AMU

Do you know what this means?
Ivor has also been writing the following over and over again on any
scrap of paper he can find, even the wall of his bedroom has this
written on it.
I have no idea what it means although I suppose he must have picked
this up during his kidnapping. What is worrying me is that his
handwriting is getting very bad, almost childish in it's appearance
and Ivor always did have such fine handwriting

Mr Chambers, I do not wish to burden you, but maybe you can shed some
light on Ivors behaviour?
We are getting worried that he may be making himself ill over
something that we can help him with.

For the Family
Ms P. Beale

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ooops. perhap Paulette's update is causing worry in the Chamberlin camp

From: Chamberlin Albright
To: Ivor Lott Sacash
Date: Sep 13, 2005 4:29 PM
Subject: very urgent instruction{zzzzzz}
Attention:Sacash,
It is cumpulsary for you to fianlise this deal once and for all as the beneficiary becouse my client is very much worried prompting re-considering your position as the bonafide beneficiary of this bonded deposit.
This funds fifteen thousand pounds is very important this week to enable the diplomatic courier company perfect their job by despatching the consigtment to uk.
Note that this people trying to contact you by mail are thieves who wants to claim our funds for them selves with the information gathered from you as the bonafide beneficiary,so please do not answer their mail to talk to them becouse they want to frustrate our efforts and force you out as the beneficary by claiming the consignment{funds},igone any of their mail or calls to avoid betryal at this point in time when we have finalised every thing.
I had introduced another lad 'Mako' just to spice things along a little - but I lost that particular email. derrr
The so called Dr mako is a thief who wants to reap where he does not work,so ignore him or any other futher communications from unknown person becouse they are the same thieves who impersonated me in spain and collected five thousand pounds from you.
This is why you must settle the charges this week to avoid futher incursion in to my mutual project.
Please and please do not answer or relpy their mail again or else my client will consider removing this bonded deposit to unknown bank.
I await your urgent response and do not give any one my email or contacts becouse they all, were thieves,what do i say thieves and nothing more than thieves.
You should only answer any mail from any body after you have confirmed from me.Even do not answer any mail again what do isay?i say do not answer amy futher mail from this uknown idiots who are baggers.
Reply today to enable me know the position of things .
Regards
Dr chamberlin{zzzzzz}
NB:as from today all my mails must carry six z,any mail without the number of the z should be ignored and reported to me,do not answer then before reporting to me.OK
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From: Austin Rover
To: chamberlin albright
Date: 14-Sep-2005 17:32
Subject: Re: Mr Sacash Insurance claim - information needed
Mr Chamberlin,

Thank you for your report.
I have been studying it today and I have noticed a discrepancy. You
state in your letter that Mr Sacash lost five thousand pounds during
his visit to Spain.
Are you absolutely sure this amount is correct?

Your immediate reply is required.

Yours
A. Rover

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Oh-oh. Looks like the strain is getting to Ivor....

From: Ivor Lott Sacash
To: chamberlin albright
Date: Sep 14, 2005 8:33 PM
Subject: Re: very urgent instruction{zzzzzz}
Chambers,

On the case, Old man
Leave it to me.
You really think this Mako chap is a thief?
Shocked, Old man. Shocked
Laundry bill today, you know
Mako replied today. Will read letter later

Have read the letter you sent that cad Rover
Bit dissappointed, Old man
You claim my ignorance at not meeting you
Not fair old boy
Yellow socks need washing
You never gave me any picture of you, eh?
Did you
Genuine mistake, you realise moon dust.
And you said I lost £5,000
Chambers, Old man, I am claiming I lost £10,000 on the Spanish fiasco!!
You must rewrite to that Rover chap immediately and tell him £10,000
This could be flying lessons for me, you understand.

Speaking with a money lender today. Old man
bendy knees and said he should be able to help.
Will speak with his tie tomorrow.

Tally-Ho!
Sqdn Ldr (rtd) I.L.Sacash DFS MFI BiGW

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From: chamberlin albright
To: Austin Rover
Date: 15-Sep-2005 14:30
Subject: Re: Mr Sacash Insurance claim - information needed
Attention:Rover,
Thanks for your mail.
I am very sorry for the clostly mistake.
Note that Mr sacash spent ten thousand pounds on his journey to spain to meet with me.
In my privious mail to you i did not include all his entire expencies,it is a mistake.
Thanks for your cooperations.
Best regards
Chamberlin
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From: chamberlin albright
To: Ivor Lott Sacash
Date: Sep 15, 2005 2:55 PM
Subject: reply{charges vital}
Attention:Sacash,
I recieved a mail from Mr Rover today asking me if really i am sure the amount you spent is five thousand pounds,so i replied given him the exact amount of ten thousand pounds as the entire expencies you made.
Please do not reply any other mail from Mr mako as i instructed you becouse my client would not want any body to jeopadise our efforts at this last minutes.To be frank with you mr mako is a thief who wants to reap where he does not work,so ignore his futher mails and concentrate on me and my client to achieve this long over due quest as the beneficiary of the bonded deposit.Already i have finalised arrangement with a special diplomatic courier company{transworld diplomatic coureir company} to deliver the consignment succesfully to you as we have arranged.
Please foward the last mail you recieved from Mr mako to me immediately and do not reply him again ok.
Now regarding the despatch of the consignment{funds}to you,what is causing delays now is this charges,You have to settle this week,please and please settle this chrages once and for all and lets be happy together.This charges is nothing compared to the total amount of the investment funds you were made the bonafide beneficiary.You must try your best and raise funds and transfer it as i have instructed you through my privious mails.
Note that there is no more room for dalays as my client is very much worried.
Any futher delays will amount to re considering you as the beneficiary by my client,so be expedient on what ever arrangements you do and transfer the charges and send to me the transfer reciept.
I await your quick positive reply.
Regards
Dr chamberlin{zzzzzz}
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From: chamberlin albright
To: Ivor Lott Sacash
Date: Sep 15, 2005 3:14 PM
Subject: confidentiality important
Attention:Sacash,

Please do not disclose this transaction to any body whatsoever,even where you wants to borrow money.This is very important for security reasons.
Already i have corrected the mistake to mr rovers and gave him the exact amount of your expensies in spain as ten thousand pounds.
Please sorry for any mistake i made in my statement to Mr Rovers.
Do not reply or answer Mr Mako again becouse he wants to work with informations garthered from you to claim your long over due bonded deposit for himself.Ignore his futher communications/mails and foward his last mail to me.
I await the transfer reciept as soon as possible to enable the diplomatic company despatch the consignment immediately to to you in uk as we have agreed.
Regards
Dr chamberlin{zzzzzz}
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From: chamberlin albright
To: Ivor Lott Sacash
Date: Sep 17, 2005 5:03 PM
Subject: last notice and be ware{deadline}zzzzzz
Attention:Sacash,
Note that we are already running out of patience and my client have decided to give last notice to you, before the funds are removed to an unknown bank without any informations to avoid betrayal as we are already having lots of incursions into our deal, from bad elements including the so called mr mako and co who are only nothing but thief , in this case we must require a written letter of attorney from you as the beneficiary of the bonded deposit authorising the bank to change your name and particulars to anothers who is ready to assist and finalise, since you can not come up with the charges requested by the diplomatic courier company to enable us finalise this deal in time although my client has indicated her williness to settle you for all you have spent so far to get this financial transaction to this stage after succesfull finalisation with the prospective beneficiary.
We are desperately in need to finalise this project according to my client, but as the attorney i can not take decisions on my own becouse i am only working for her,so the only what will save the situation at this moment is for you to come come up with what ever sum of money you have at this point in time by monday and transfer same to the account i have given you earlier and send the transfer reciept to me by email attachement so that i can approach the courier company with what we have at hand becouse we must start from somewhere, so what ever remaning my client will do something.Lets have what ever you have at the moment then my client will try her best and compliment your efforts. I will talk on your behalf this evening to my cleint to avoid her from taking actions but you must show us committment immediately without futher delays.
Please note that the so called Mr mako is a thief and what ever mail or informations he sent to you should be ignored without reply.I need your safety at this point in time becouse this transaction is comng to an end and bad people is trying to frustrate out efforts.Note that any communications you did with mr mako is at your own risk so stop, and be save with our informations. Note that i Dr chamberlin is only known by all your family,including your countrys police both insursnce company and others and any wrong doings,i must be the person to answer the questions so adhere to my instructions and lets finalise this deal once and for.
That is why my client have decided to remove the funds to avoid another people claiming

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