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> Subject: Hello Sir,
> Date: Sun, 27 Nov 2005 07:50:41 -0900
> hello sir,
> ls longtime ago sir you treated my father as a
> physician while we are in the
> U.S.A but my father is late know and l will need
> your assistance not
> But i am only puting this to you as an old man who
> is trustworthy even if i
> could guess your age for today you should be over
> Kindly get back to me as soon as possible so l can
> give you the neccesary
> James Morgan JNR
What's funny is that my bait personae is Dr. Richard Kimble, so naturally I forwarded it and replied thusly:
I do think I remember your father, I believe I treated him for
advanced syphilis of the anus. Does that ring a bell? I'm surprised he
was able to have children, or wanted to become involved with women, as
he was more of a "man's man," if you know what I mean. He always
thought it was better to receive than being on the "giving side" of
these trysts. No wonder he had such a torn up recturm! Yes, it was
James "fist-me" Morgan.
How can I help you? I can release some of his medical records but only
if the proper forms are completed.
Yours truly, Dr. Richard Kimble
I doubt he's going to like to hear that about his poor, late daddy. I hope he can handle the truth!
krazy_dude Not quite a Newb
Joined: 08 Nov 2005
Location: United Kingdom
Mon Nov 28, 2005 3:21 am
That's well funny, keep us posted if he replies.
garys_1k Master Baiter
Joined: 13 Oct 2005
Wed Nov 30, 2005 2:50 am
Oh, he did:
Dear Dr. Richard,
My father is late l mean dead so l need your assistance he deposited some valuables with security company at abijan which me and our family lawyer are trying to collect from them which the content is valuable including hugh amount of money that are in american dollars if you dont mind l can forward my telephone number here in London to you so that we can but l will really love if you speak with our family lawyer for further details.
We you love to speak or meet with our family lawyer for further details the transaction is risk free and you are investing nothing but after the
valuables have been retrive with your assistance you will given some
reasonable discount rate.
Will you love to chat with our lawyer?.
But after my last reply he stopped writing:
So your father, the guy that wanted ANYTHING shoved up his ass, had
some money socked away? I'm not surprised, as he did get paid for
bending over, you know. No doubt he earned quite a bit with some of
the rich homosexuals that liked to keep hin on a leash to screw
whenever the thought struck them.
Sure, I can help you with your gay, dead father's money. Let me talk
with the lawyer and never mind the shame that having such a horrible
father brings to you. I understand that you must be the lowest scum
outcast in society. I scrape dog shit off my shoes that
is better than that, but is it really your fault?
Let me talk with the lawyer, and I am so sorry that your father was
such a homo. I can help with the money.
Yours truly, Dr. Richard Kimble
I really think that lad needs a good insult email. I may have struck a nerve...
Edit: Just sent him one even wose than the above. Let's see if he gets steamed -- I'll post if he does.
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