Vegetable Lasagna

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Posted: Mon Oct 04, 2004 11:00 am

Intitial letter (blah, blah, blah):

Quote:

My name is xxxxxxxxx, the manager credit and foreign
bills of (UAB]. I am writing
in respect of a foreign customer of my bank with
account number 14-255-2004/utb/t who perished in a
plane crash [Korean Air Flight 801] with the whole
passengers and his name was Burke Sean. Since
the demise of this our customer, I personally has
watched with keen interest to see the next of kin but
all has proved abortive as no one has come to claim
his funds of usd.60m, [ Sixty million united states dollars]
which has been with my branch
for a very long time. On this note, I decided to seek
for whom his name shall be used as the next of kin
as no one has come up to be the next of kin. And the
banking ethics here does not allow such money to stay
a long time, because money will be recalled to
the bank treasury as unclaimed after this period. In
view of this I got your contact through a trade
journalafter realizing that your name and country is
similar to the deceased.

I will give you (US$10M) million united states dollars
of the total. However we shall make some expenses for
the purpose of the transaction and while I take care of the remianing
expenses including the fees of the lawyer that will
get the legal documents needed for the transaction.

As soon as I hear from you I will send you by fax or
e-mail the application which you shall send to the
bank requesting for the money to be trsnaferred into
your account, and then I will tel you the next step
to take.

I will not fail to bring to your notice that this
business is hitch free and that you should not
entertain any fear as all modalities for fund transfer
can be finalized within seven banking days, after you
apply to the bank as a relation to the deceased. So to
assure you very well you can go to

http://www.cnn.com/WORLD/9708/06/guam.passenger.list/
when you receive this letter.

Kindly send me an e-mail signifying your decision
including your private Tel/Fax numbers for quick
communication.

Respectfully submitted.
xxxxxxxxxx

Posted: Mon Oct 04, 2004 11:01 am

Reply:

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Hi Vegetable Lasagna,

My name is xxxxx and I am interested in your offer.

My short life has been plagued by attrocities performed by the
governments. There is NO measure of the pain I have suffered. Because of
this, I YAHWEH have blessed MYSELF with the bounty of psychically
finding this letter, you need my help for the money you need to retrieve
and I YAHWEH have the power to help you retrieve it.

Here is my webpage
that tells my plight:

http://www-2.cs.cmu.edu/afs/cs.cmu.edu/user/jeffrey/www/loons/conspiracy/sousa/sousa.html

THE MESSIAH TOLD ME TO CONTACT YOU. I WILL HELP YOU.

Posted: Mon Oct 04, 2004 11:04 am

His reply:

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Dear xxxxx,

Thank you very much for your reply and I am assuring you that
this businessis 100% real, legitimate and legal and will be carried out accordingly by the international banking laws.

My bank is ready to release this money to any body with
the correct information about mr Sean and I will as an
insider of the bank give you all the information concerning
Mr Sean and all you need to know about this account, with this
informations you will apply for the transfer of this money into
your account as the legal beneficiary of the money.

You have to follow every of My instructions and keep
in-touch with me for us to carry on this business successfuly. I
will send you a prototype of application which you will send to My bank and request for the transfer of the money into your account as the legal beneficiary of the money.

The reason why I solicited for your assistance in this business is becausein My country only a foreigner is allowed to transfer money out of the country.And Mr Sean is a foreigner and only a foreigner can claim the money as the beneficiary.

My only concern is that you have to assure me that you will
never let me down in anyway when this money will be transferred into your account in your country. But if you assures
me on this,you can now send to me any safe bank account number of your choice, name and address of the bank and the account holder's name where you want the money to be transferred.

You must not let your bank to know that you are expecting such a huge amount of money because they may ask you some questions which you cannot be able to answer,I will tell you when to let them know and My bank will endorse some documents which will authenticate and proves you as the sole beneficiary of the money. The most important thing is that you must keep this business very confidential until we conclude, it must be known only to me and you until all the process is concluded and the money transferred into the bank account of your choice in your country.

Call me on my telephone 00-874-762864162 so that we can discuss
the modalities as this business involves a large amount of money and transacting it only throughthe email will not be enough. Send also your telephone number so that I can call you.time.

I am waiting for your reply so that we can start the process
immediately.

Best Regard,

Posted: Mon Oct 04, 2004 11:05 am

Right back at him.

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Hello Vegetable Lasagna,

There is my way, YAHWEH or the highway. There can be no going against
YAHWEH'S will in this course of busy work.

I fully UNDERSTAND AND APPRECIATE the efforts that you have made, but
you must also APPRECIATE that as the one and only YAHWEH that I will
only proceed with this deal if your are being 100 per cent truthful
towards me and the guerilla germs at all times. I hope you UNDERSTAND
AND APPRECIATE that.

I want to see the PROTOTYPE OF APPLICATIONS in your next letter to me.
This is important, do not let it wane henceforth.

I WILL NEVER LET YOU DOWN. IT IS MY WAY, YAHWEH OR THE HIGHWAY.

Please forgive any misspellings or errors in this letter, you must
understand that my son is a stutterrer and is continuously pulling my
arrmm as I type this outt. Please gett bak to me.

Posted: Mon Oct 04, 2004 2:06 pm

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Mr. Vegetable Lasagna,

Please get back to me quickly, ok? The deal feels like it is drying out.
I am YAHWEH this deal cannot go dry. ok?

Posted: Mon Oct 04, 2004 2:06 pm

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Vegetable Lasagna,

The guerilla germs are hunting my sack. Do not let this deal dry out
like a sore.

Posted: Wed Oct 06, 2004 1:00 am

wtf??? hahahahah this is so weird, it's GREAT

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I love this bait. Did veggie ever reply??

I tried to send a message to the author. I can not find 'Guest' in the member listings. Anyone know his email?

Posted: Thu Nov 24, 2005 4:54 am

sniff, sniff

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Necro -> Lock.