mugu fake lawyer threatens me with legal action

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Posted: Tue Nov 15, 2005 7:35 pm

sniff sniff, this brings a tear to my, the poor little mugu!

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Madam,

Its been sometime now and I have not heard from you.You said you will send my fees after going through the pictures I sent to you and up till I have not heard from you.

Well Madam I want you to note the following.You contacted me for the retainership of my services which I obliged by providing for you all the documents you needed for the transfer of your money into your account. I did that in good faith expecting that you will be happy with my services and pay me handsomely after receiving the documents. Only for you to start doubting my legitimacy and making unecessarry demands from me. Shocked

However in the interest of peace I have to provide all you requested from me which according to my own evaluation were quite unnecessary and erratic, but I provided all for you. Now I am still waiting for you to send my money to me.I WANT TO ASK YOU IN ALL SINCERERITY,DO YOU THINK THIS IS FAIR. Smile

(Yes I do Mr Mugu)

Well I dont think it is fair and I want you to also understand that I am not begging you for money.This is my money which I have earned by working for you but the way you are carrying yourself makes it seems I am begging you for money. Laughing

Well as a reasonable person which I am,I have given you your time but you have failed to be reasonable like me and pay me.

I want to bring to your notice these salient facts.

1.We had an agreement which you accepted before I started the work.I still have my copy and I believe you have yours.

2.I also have a copy of the Sworn Court Affidavit which I sent to you,and I hope you still have yours.

3.I have the copies of my Call to Bar certificate, International Passport, Degree result and the pictures which I sent to you, I hope you still have yours.

4.I want you to know that as an accredited lawyer of the bank and one who has operated in the Nigerian financial sector for sometime now,I know some certain things.For instance I know that in some of these transaction some of the people that claims to be beneficiaries are not really the next of kin of the deceased person. Shocked

I can call for a full investigation into your matter to establish whether or not you are the cousine of Engr.Burke Sean A,as you claim in your first letter to me.

5.I can also use a court order to subponea all your communications with the bank to institute a full enquiry into your matter.

6.I can also file a suit against you in a Kent or London Court for witholding my payment after rendering you my services by providing to you the Sworn Court affidavit. (sure you will mugu, go right ahead! Laughing

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So Madam,I do not want trouble with anybody,all I want is for you to pay my money to me.I am not a trouble maker.Send me my money and let peace reign.However I give you 24hours to respond positively to this mail.But if after 24hours I did not hear from you in any positive way then I will be forced to put in motion a full enquiry into your matter with ECOBANK and if I find anything out of order I will make sure I get it published in all the major UK tabloids, Shocked

I will also report to all the relevant authorities in UK(presenting all the mails you wrote to me and that which you wrote to the bank which I must have subponea with a court order including all the documents). Note that I will not mind loosing my contract with the bank but I must go to any length to make sure you pay me.

I regret it to go this way with you but did not give me any choice.I am waiting to hear from you or for the expiration of the 24 hours.

Yours In Service,

Ugwueke Ekene

Posted: Tue Nov 15, 2005 7:39 pm

all those documents but he didn't send his birth certificate Laughing

Posted: Tue Nov 15, 2005 10:41 pm

That was a fun read Laughing

I wonder what tabloid he will go to? The Sun surely wouldn't pass up this juicy bit.

BTW, your avatar rocks Jason.

419Eater Admin Joined: 30 Sep 2003 Posts: 7469

I love it when lads start threatening legal action. One of my favourite parts of any bait.

Posted: Tue Nov 15, 2005 11:29 pm

Ah...the joys of self righteous indignation.

Of course, you could outmanouevre him, "check" his name with the bar, find out he is an impostor (thereby voiding any claim he has for fees) and have your lad fire him.

Posted: Tue Nov 15, 2005 11:43 pm

@Jason_dinAlt

I want to retain the professional services of a lawyer in Nigeria to go after some mean scammers that took this poor old lady�s money. If you can PM me his e-mail addy I am going to make him an offer he can�t refuse.

Posted: Wed Nov 16, 2005 1:18 am

Nap Olean wrote:

Of course, you could outmanouevre him, "check" his name with the bar, find out he is an impostor

I was going to do that, but I am going to let him rant and rave and see what else he comes up with. This lad has good (for a lad) english skills, but isnt to bright when it comes to everything else in scamming. (He is the lad in the wig in the barrister pic of mine) I cant wait to see what courts and tabloids take up his story! If he sues I'll counter sue him with a fake lad lawyer and get them to come to a scamming deal with some trips to wu and fake paying magas thrown in as part of the settlement Twisted Evil

Posted: Wed Nov 16, 2005 12:17 pm

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Note that I will not mind loosing my contract with the bank but I must go to any length to make sure you pay me.

Go for the old " key " modality...post him a key, and tell him you've locked the money inside a locker at a secure location ( eg-local train station or airport ! ) Very Happy

Posted: Wed Nov 16, 2005 1:13 pm

You should throw yourself at his feet and beg him not to seek legal action. Grovel, grovel, grovel. Then the slap will be even more unexpected when it comes.

Posted: Wed Nov 16, 2005 1:27 pm

Apologise to him
State that you are prepared to pay him the money, but not the original amount. Start to haggle the price! then when he does agree, slap him for trying to overcharge you in the first place!
Haggle, Slap, Haggle, Slap, Haggle, Slap, Haggle, Slap, Haggle, Slap, Haggle, etc.

Posted: Wed Nov 16, 2005 4:48 pm

Congratulations on the legal threat! Man, that's almost as good as a curse! I've never been sued, can't wait to get a lad that pissed. What an honor.

Posted: Wed Nov 16, 2005 7:21 pm

STOP PRESS

The lad is going to sue my arse off Laughing

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Madam,

I have waited to hear from you positively as i stated for the last 24 hours.

Since you have choosen to ignore my mail, i have now decided to take legal action inorder to investigate your matter. I will put in place a machinery using all my legal muscle to investigate you. You will now know that i am lawyer of international status becuase i will also use my contacts in UK to file a case against you in a Kent Court.

If i found out any irregularities about your matter with Ecobank i will also report you to London Metropolitan Police, Interpol and Antifraud Agencies for Money laundering, Impersonation, etc.

Yours In Service Question

Ugwueke Ekene

Posted: Wed Nov 16, 2005 7:42 pm

Maybe you should go to Kent Court everyday and ask if any legal action has been filed against you and then complain to him everyday that he hasn't done anything yet. How are you going to turn yourself in if the courts don't even know you're a wanted man.

Posted: Wed Nov 16, 2005 8:17 pm

This is what I have sent him. let the smelly stuff hit the fan!

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I seem to think that you wont do anything. The "bank" definately will not want the scandalous attention from anything you may dredge up. If you are indeed a lawyer, which I know you are not, feel free to contact my personal lawyer here in the UK. I warn you not to bite off more than you can chew. His name is The Honorable Johnathon Wad ESQ, OBE, BLAW, BS, BSTRD, and his email address is john_wad@xxxx at Smegma, Wad and Associates. All further correspondence is to go through him as I no longer wish to discuss this matter with you. Do not attempt to call me again or I will have a restraining order slapped in your face.

Naturally this will make the lad even angrier Laughing

Posted: Thu Nov 17, 2005 6:07 pm

@jason dinalt - Your lawyer seems very willing to work for me, recovering my poor aunt�s money which was taken by no other than Olusegun Obasanjo (President of Nigeria) and Charles Soludo (Central Bank of Nigeria Governor).

Obviously he wants to know how I got his name, "just for record purposes", and obviously I won�t tell him.

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Dear J,

Thanks for your mail.I will like to know how you got my address and who recommended me to you.This is only for record purposes.

Before we proceed on this I will like to know exactly how this close relative of your was defrauded.

After hearing from you and the facts you have then I will consider the legal possiblities of recovering the money.

Thank you.

Ugwueke Ekene

Posted: Thu Nov 17, 2005 7:56 pm

@joaquin

I pray your dear auntie gets back her $8500 she sent by Western Union. Olusegun Obasanjo and Charles Soludo are rogues of the highest order, I hope you have success with this before you leave for law school. I wonder what his fees will be?

Posted: Thu Nov 17, 2005 9:45 pm

Has anyone got a sample of a UK restraining order my legal beagles can slap on my lad? Twisted Evil

Posted: Thu Nov 17, 2005 9:49 pm

There's a US one here:

Restraining Order

Posted: Fri Nov 18, 2005 11:40 am

My legal beagle, the honourable johnny wad (older members who watched the occasional pron movie will know the name of this private dick cum lawyer Shocked

) has served the restraining order on him and the bank. Can someone turn the fan off so the S^&* doesnt splatter the walls?

Posted: Fri Nov 18, 2005 7:40 pm

Cheeky bugger isnt he?

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You are implicating yourself the more by forging court document.You are also arming me the more to take legal action against you.The court document you forged could earn you some more years in prison by the time I forward it to the Metropolitan Police.I will also forward it to the major Tabliods in UK like I said before.Your forged document did not specify the particular Kent Court from which the order is coming from.

I now realise that you are congenitally corrupt. By the time I finished dealing with you and that Susan of a woman......you will know better not to play with people like me.

For your information I have already withdrawn my services from the bank,I am ready to fight you and Susan because the way she is protecting you tells me they are undertones about you and her. The bank has till 12.00 noon tomorrow(19/11/2005) to comply with the court order directing it to release all its proceedings with you for investigation or face contempt.

We shall see what happens since you feel you can walk away with my money, I will show you that you cannot, no matter what you think you are. So you better pay my money or I will send you to jail.

Yours In Service,

Ugwueke Ekene

Help, I am trembling with fear! Laughing

Posted: Fri Nov 25, 2005 8:26 pm

He is still at it, it seems he just doesnt understand that he is not a real lawyer and my character is not a real person.

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Madam,

Be informed that I have gotten all your communication,both mails and documents with Ecobank.

I am now investigating your claim as next of kin to Late Engr. B.S. Armstrong for which i will forward to the high authorities in Kent and Uk for your arrest and prosecution.

I am out for your matter with Ecobank. However, you must pay me because we had an agreement thereafter i will send you to jail and ruin your career if you are a liar of your claims.

Ugwueke

What are the odds that "the investigation" finds that I am a liar and must go to jail or pay a hefty fine Laughing

Posted: Fri Nov 25, 2005 8:37 pm

I bet you'll be sentenced to $40000 fine and s**t shovelling in the lawyers own cesspit home! Very Happy

Posted: Sat Nov 26, 2005 1:40 am

Id like to see them find you!!!!

Posted: Tue Nov 29, 2005 8:16 pm

He thinks he is onto me!

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I got everything I wanted from the bank.The investigation is seriously going on and some interesting facts are begginning to come out.
For instance it has been established that Burke Sean Armstrong is an American and not in any way related to you.You have a Hungarian Jewish father and a Vietnamese mother.

So for now I have been able to establish that you are lying in that aspect about Burke Sean Being your cousine.....and I think you know what that means.
It has also been established that you are 34 years of age having been born in 1971 but in your international passport you misrepresented your your age as being born in 1978....I think you also know what that means.
This are some of the things I just found out and there are more and investigation is still going on. Your only way out is to pay me my money or I will send you to Jail.
Meanwhile when the time comes and after my investigation you refused to pay me, then I will forward all my findings to relevant authorities in Kent ,UK and the United States for appropriate actions. Meanwhile I am also compiling the list of all your previous and present employers in the movie industry. I will show them what a lying cheat and a fraud you are. ha ha, what a hypocrit!
The only way out is to pay me my money or face the music.

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The lads crack me up, they really do Laughing

Why does he keep mentioning Kent?

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