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PostPosted: Wed Nov 16, 2005 5:52 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Despite spanning nearly three months, this is a quick read. Some interesting word choices by this lad made it seem amusing to me and worth publishing. Hope you like it! First email edited severely as a favor to all...

Quote:

From: Joshua Kamokai, <[email protected]>
Date: Aug 22, 2005 7:51 AM
Subject: proposal

...two boxes containing $50 million... in Ghana... avoid the officials from raising
eye brows.

...I and my mother ...are staying in the refugee camp.

...I have never disclosed this transaction to anybody apart from
you. So please keep it very very confidential...

Joshua kamokai
Quote:

Date: Sep 4, 2005 1:00 AM

Ok, let me know what you need. Use my private email account [email protected] for faster response.
Quote:

From: Joshua kamokai <[email protected]>
Date: Sep 5, 2005 8:09 AM
Subject: REPLY ME URGENTLY

Dear Vincent.

Thanks for your response.I, am very grateful to you. The help i need from you,is you
will assist me to receive the fund in your country.Two you will assist me to look
for a viable business to invest the money in.Three,you will buy me,a decent house,
that will accommodate myself and my mother.

I,will still ask you to forward your contact details to me.Because i send you all
the relevant documents,covering the funds.So i need your phone and fax numbers,
including your home and country address,

Thanks
Joshua


Get a real estate agent, you loser!

Quote:

To: Joshua kamokai <[email protected]>
Date: Sep 5, 2005 10:32 AM

Dear Joshua,

I don't have time to be searching for and buying a house for you. I am too busy
assisting the victims of the recent hurricane. Perhaps you should contact the
chamber of commerce, I think they can help you.

Vincent
Quote:

From: Joshua kamokai <[email protected]>
Date: Sep 6, 2005 4:04 AM

Dear Vincent

Thanks for your respones.And accept my sympathy, to
all the victims,of the NEW ORLEANS,DESERTER.AND POEPLE
OF THE WHOLE GREAT U.S.I,pray to God,that such a thing
did not repeat itself.Because that is my dream country.

Please,i do not know who to contact in the chamber of
commerce.Can you please direct me.Or we suspend the
transactions till you are less busy.Please give me
your opinion.

Thanks
Joshua
Quote:

From: Joshua kamokai <[email protected]>
Date: Sep 7, 2005 2:40 AM

Hello Vincent.

I, wrote you yesterday,but no reply.I,know you are
busy,but let me hear from you.

Thanks
Joshua
Quote:

To: Joshua kamokai <[email protected]>
Date: Sep 7, 2005 10:09 PM

Try this number - xxx-xxx-xxxx
Quote:

From: Joshua kamokai <[email protected]>
Date: Sep 8, 2005 3:52 AM
Subject: WHO IS THE OWNER OF THE NUMBER.

Hello Vincen,please if i try the number who will i
talk to.I,mean the owner of the number,the name.
Quote:

To: Joshua kamokai <[email protected]>
Date: Sep 8, 2005 9:47 PM

That is the number for the chamber of commerce. You can ask for Al Franken.
Quote:

From: Joshua kamokai <[email protected]>
Date: Sep 9, 2005 4:09 AM

Thank,you very much.i,will call him.
Quote:

To: Joshua kamokai <[email protected]>
Date: Sep 10, 2005 8:48 PM

Best of luck!


After that ridiculous exchange about nothing, the bait stops. I couldn't care less.
But then 20 days later, dipshit comes back...

Quote:

From: Joshua kamokai <[email protected]>
Date: Sep 30, 2005 6:12 AM
Subject: PLEASE THE NUMBER IS RINGING BUT NOBODY PICKS IT UP.

Hello Vincent.
How is everything with you.I, have been trying the number you gave to me, it is
ringing but nobody picks it up.I, should have inform you since, but i wasn't feeling
fine.Please try the number yourself, if it is going.Or if you are less busy tell me,
so that i can carry on the transaction with you.
Thanks
Joshua
Quote:

To: Joshua kamokai <[email protected]>
Date: Sep 30, 2005 10:23 PM

Dear Joshua,

Sorry aboutu that, my phone company has charge me too much so I will not pay there
bill, so now they deny my phone! So if you want to continue, you may email me or if
you can pls send me some small amount of $541.95 so I can apy the bill.

Thanks!

Vincent


The lad teaches something about W.U. that I did not know, but always suspected...

Quote:

From: Joshua kamokai <[email protected]>
Date: Oct 1, 2005 2:42 PM

Dear Vincent.
Am very happy to hear from you.The problem of your phone is not a big issue.But there
is no way i can send you the money you are requesting, Because here in Ghana,Western
union dose not go out.We can only receive,from outside.
And then the money in question
is in a security company.That is where my late father deposited the money.And the
company is not aware if the boxes contain money.They only know that the content of the
boxes is precious items,that value $50,000,000.So there is no way i can go their to
open it and get you money.

YOU do everything possible to pay the phone bill.I,will be sending you the documents
that cover the money.And tell you on how you will receive it.


Shades of steve_brimley, ok?

Quote:

To: Joshua kamokai <[email protected]>
Date: Oct 2, 2005 12:38 AM

ok
Quote:

From: Joshua kamokai <[email protected]>
Date: Oct 4, 2005 2:22 AM
Subject: Re: PLEASE THE NUMBER IS RINGING BUT NOBODY PICKS IT UP.

Dear Vincent.

These are the documents.I,would have sent them to you
since yesterday.But they are with my family lawyer.It
toke me some time to convince him about your readiness
to help me.Because he said the documents are classified
documents i don't have to release anyhow.But i made
him to understand that you are a perfect gentleman.
,that can not abscond with the money.So please do not
disgrace me.Above all keep everything secret.As soon
as you receive the documents go through them, and get
back to me ,so that i will inst ult you on what to do
next.
Thanks
Joshua


The "just one question" modality...

Quote:

To: Joshua kamokai <[email protected]>
Date: Oct 4, 2005 11:56 PM

Dear Josh,

Thnks so much for the documents. Now I only have one question - where are the trunk
boxes and how do I get them shipped to me? Also where will they be ship to and how
is the delivery handled? We need to work on some details, my new friend!

Vincent
Quote:

From: Joshua kamokai <[email protected]>
Date: Oct 5, 2005 8:50 AM
Subject: PLEASE SEND THE INFORMATIONS URGENTLY

Dear Vincent
Thanks for your response.If you look the first proposal that i wrote you .I, told you
that my late father deposited the boxes with a security company, here in Accra Ghana.

It is the company prepare those documents that i sent to you.Am now making arrangement
to claim the boxes, before sending them to you.So at these stage i need your home
address and your phone numbers and where you work.Because my family lawyer is going to
use them to prepare a new change of ownership to your name,before you will be able to
claim the money.when it arrive your country.The company will deliver to you,That is
while they need your home address.

So please don't wast time to send the information's to me.
Thanks
Joshua
Quote:

To: Joshua kamokai <[email protected]>
Date: Oct 5, 2005 10:52 PM

Dear Josh,

Here is my personal informations:

Dr Vincent Price
13 Haunted Hill
Phibes, Usher

Work address:
Bank of Macabre
66 6th Street
Hades, Usher
1-xxx-666-xxx

Hurry with those boxes my friend!

Vincent
Quote:

From: Joshua kamokai <[email protected]>
Date: Oct 6, 2005 5:56 AM
Subject: WRITE THE LAWYER AND GET BACK TO ME.

Dear Vincent,
I, am very very grateful to you for all assistance you have been giving me.
May God bless you.

I, have receive your information's.And i have forward them to my family lawyer,to
effect the change of ownership to your names,as the sole beneficiary of the money,on
my behalf.So hopefully we will round up by next week, by the grace of God.

There is one thing i will let you know.My lawyer is very sceptical about you.He is
asking me,whether you will not abscond with the money.I, have told him that from the
way you talking to me,i don't see anything wrong with you.The lawyer is trying to tell
me that he has someone he will contact in Europe that will handle the money for me.But
i refuse.I told him i want to invest and stay in America.He said OK.But he will like
to hear from you.

So i will give you his email address, you write him, just introduce yourself to him,and
tell him that you are my foreign partner.And you are capable of handling and invest the
money for me.Tell him he should not boarder himself about anything funny.Please you
have to write him,urgently.And get back to me, once you write him.Here is his names,
Barrister Silas Igho Mensah.His email contact is [email protected] Phone number.
+233-244-967529.You write him or give him a call.
Thanks
Joshua
Quote:

From: Joshua kamokai <[email protected]>
Date: Oct 8, 2005 9:56 AM
Subject: REMINDER

Dear Vincent.
I,ask to write my lawyer, and get back to me.Am still expecting you to do that,
Because we have no time to wast.
Thanks
Joshua


I get stubborn when these knuckleheads try to force me to make the first contact...

Quote:

To: Joshua kamokai <[email protected]>
Date: Oct 10, 2005 12:05 AM
Subject: Re: REMINDER

Dear Joshua,

Ok, I give you every thing. So just tell your lawyer. It si easy, just email him ok,??


Hey, look, the lawyer came to me first!

Quote:

From: silas igho <[email protected]>
Date: Oct 11, 2005 6:29 PM
Subject: Regards

Dear Mr.Vincent,

Good day to you and your family.I am Barrister Silas Igho,an attorney at law here in
Ghana,Africa.It is my pleasure to contact you in respect of my client,Joshua Kamokai
who resides here in a refugee camp in Ghana.

As an attorney to the family,i am fully aware that his late father deposited a huge
sum of money and other precious items with a security company here in Ghana.I am also
happy to know from him that he has found somebody like you who is willing to help him
receive this deposited item out of Africa.

I will like to know you more by sending me your full details because i have tried to
reach you on your phone number which you sent to my cleint,Joshua Kamokai soo many
times but the line wasn't going through.

I will also like to know what plans you have for him after receiving this deposited
items which his late father left behind for him.As for me,i consider his eductaion
most importantly and his safety over there in your country.

As regard this transaction,i am giving you a 100% guarantee that you have nothing to
be afraid of as this transaction has all relevant documents to show for the deposited
items which are legal documents.

Finally,i will be looking forward to know the kind of profitable business which this
money will be invested and kind of quality education you can give to my client.

Thanks.
Barrister Silas Esq.
Quote:

From: Joshua kamokai <[email protected]>
Date: Oct 12, 2005 5:49 AM
Subject: HAVE YOU HEAR FROM THE LAWYER.

Dear Vincent.
Has my lawyer,written you? Please the moment he writes you,let me know.
Thanks
Joshua


At this point I really didn't mean to slap hard. I simply had too many barristers
and banks and such at one time, so I really had a hard time connecting the characters
at times. Only now when I rebuild the conversation for publishing do I really see
what was happening!

Quote:

To: Joshua kamokai <[email protected]>
Date: Oct 12, 2005 9:17 PM
Subject: Re: HAVE YOU HEAR FROM THE LAWYER.

Josh,

Many lawyers write to me! Are you daft? Tell me the name of your so-called lawyer.

Vincent


I kind of like the language in this next email. I will use it later...

Quote:

From: Joshua kamokai <[email protected]>
Date: Oct 13, 2005 11:41 AM
Subject: HERE ARE THE CONTACT OF THE SO-CALL LAWYER

Vincent,
I,have already sent you the names of my so-call lawyer.That is the way you put it to
me.I,look at that statement as pervasive.I,never insulted you since we started these
transaction.I,see no reason why you should be using unguided utterances on me,by
telling me whether am i a daft.If you are not willing to assist me,you can easily
tell me.Am not forcing you.

The so-call lawyer told me that he has written you.But you are asking of his names.
However,here are his names.Barrister Silas Igho Mensah.Phone +233-244-967529.

Email [email protected] These are the contact of the so-call lawyer.So write or
call him
Thanks
Joshua


At the time, I was bored with this one and saw no real potential.

Quote:

To: Joshua kamokai <[email protected]>
Cc: [email protected]
Date: Oct 13, 2005 10:32 PM
Subject: Re: HERE ARE THE CONTACT OF THE SO-CALL LAWYER

Dear fool,

Your so-call lawyer has never email me, just take your business somehwere ewlse ok,
I have no time for liars.
Quote:

From: Joshua kamokai <[email protected]>
Date: Oct 14, 2005 5:08 AM
Subject: Re: HERE ARE THE CONTACT OF THE SO-CALL LAWYER

DONT YOU SEE THAT YOU ARE THE BIGGEST FOOL ON EARTH.HOW CAN YOU CALL A FOOL DEAR?
WHAT IS SO DEAR IN A FOOL? I REGGRETED KNOWING YOU,BIG FOOL.


I ignore that last crap - I don't need to have the last word, so I let him go.
But then three days later I get intrigued by this...

Quote:

From: Joshua kamokai <[email protected]>
Date: Oct 17, 2005 12:03 PM
Subject: GET SET FOR KETTLE OF PROBLEMS

Vincent,

I,want to let you know that am a fool.I,will inform the American,F.B.I, C.I.A, CNN
and the Presidency
.on the nature of business you are transacting in U.S. I,will tell
these agencies that you are receiving money from terrorise organisations,to carry out
terrorise attack in the U.S.

I,will equally forward all the information's and discussions you have with me,
concerning the $50,000,000 you where about to receive from me.So please you get set
for kettle of problems.


This is just too stupid, I can't let this one go!

Quote:

To: Joshua kamokai <[email protected]>
Date: Oct 17, 2005 8:16 PM
Subject: Re: GET SET FOR KETTLE OF PROBLEMS

Dear Joshua,

Pls to tell me more about this kettle. Is it full of money or family trashure?
I will pay the transfer fees and dumberage if you can assure me this deal is risk free.

Get back to me immediatly,
Vincent
Quote:

From: Joshua kamokai <[email protected]>
Date: Oct 18, 2005 8:04 AM
Subject: GET ACROSS TO MY LAWYER

Mr,Vincent
Please get across to my lawyer, immediately.He is the person who can tell you what to do.In case you did not remember his contact, here are they.His names are Barrister,Silas Igho Mensah.Phone +233-244-967529.Email, [email protected], So please reach him urgently,and get back to me.For further briefing.You will know what is trashure, as time gos.
Joshua


I write to the lawyer, but not wanting to waste my insults, I make sure to cc Joshua.

Quote:

To: [email protected]
Cc: [email protected]
Date: Oct 18, 2005 9:20 PM
Subject: Re: GET ACROSS TO MY LAWYER

Deal Silas Igbo,

Pls help with this deal, I am work with Joshua Kamoki, he is not very brite but he may
have a lot of money whcih I think we can tget from him if we work togehter. The
money or family trahsure is stored in some kind of kettle. Joshua has waisted much
time without sendimg me your informations so that is why it is take so long for this
deal.

Waiting to hear from you,
Vincent
Quote:

From: silas igho <[email protected]>
Date: Oct 19, 2005 5:34 AM
Subject: REGARDS.

Dear Mr Vincent,
Thanks so much for reaching me as regards Joshua Kamokai late fathers fund that was
deposited with a security company here in Ghana Africa.

Mr Vincent i am so sure that you have reciveed the documents covering this transaction
which was send to you by my client Joshua Kamokai, I am also glard to inform you that
i have done all the arrangement with the security company on how to ship the consignment
to you in your country.

At this point all that is needed to round up this transaction is for my me to get you
a change of ownership in your name from the HIGH COURT OF JUSTICE IN ACCRA GHANA. which
i will present to the company as a proof to them that you are the rightful person to
recive this fund on behalf of my client.

Please kindly note that this will cost us some money up to $850 only and you can send
it in the name of my office girl MRS EVELYN COLLINS, by western union money transfer or
money gram so that i can now arrange for the change of ownership, as soon as this is
done the shipment of this fund will be delivered to you urgently.

You are very free to reach me on my direct line +233-244-967529 for more details i will
be looking foward to recive the payment information to enable my office girl pick up
the money.

And you must send to your full contact informations such as your full names, office/home
address, and your phone numbers.
Best regards.
Barrister Silas Esq.


Let's make him work for it.

Quote:

To: silas igho <[email protected]>
Date: Oct 19, 2005 8:42 PM

Dear Igbo,

Pls understand you are still a strnager to me, so I need to be more certain of
who you are, so you are to respond to me the following:

1. Your full names
2. Address
3. Occupation
4. Sex
5. Private phone number
6. Age
7. Qualifications as lawyer
8. Photo identification or passport

Also pls to tell me is the money in a trunk box or a kettle?

Awaiting your response,
Vincent


The barrister teaches me a trick about "qualifications" and "passport" info...

Quote:

From: silas igho <[email protected]>
Date: Oct 20, 2005 4:33 AM
Subject: REGARDS.

Dear Mr Vincent,

Thanks for your response to my email, I do hope you are ready to go on with this
transaction As regards to your question this is my response to you.

1. Your full names: Barrister Silas Mensah Igho.
2. Address: No 8 Kojo lane Costal estate off Spentix rd Accra.
3. Occupation: Attorney at Law.
4. Sex: Male.
5. Private phone number: +233-244-967529.
6. Age: 57yrs.
7. Qualifications as lawyer: LLB Hons BL Lagon.
8. Photo identification or passport: Passport no, H082848, CODE, GHA.


Please the money is deposited in trunk box, and if you are realy intrested go ahead
and pay the money, and please also send me all your full contacts like i have done.

Best regards.
Barrister Silas Esq.


Now that I know the rules, I supply him with my photo ID (or is it a passport?)!

Quote:

To: silas igho <[email protected]>
Date: Oct 20, 2005 8:11 PM

Dear Iglu,

Thnsk for the info, now I feel like I know you a bit. Now let me tell you my details.

1. Your full names: Dr Vincent Von Price, El Toro
2. Address: 13 Haunted hill in Phibes Usher
3. Occupation: Retired
4. Sex: Male
5. Private phone number: 1-xxx-666-xxxx
6. Age: 81
7. Qualifications as lawyer: Not a lawyer
8. Photo identification or passport: DL U-244G2FW

That crazy boy Joshua said the money was in trunk boxes, then he said it in a kettle,
so that is why I ask you about that ok, also tell me how many boxes, is it justo one
or two or more?

If you will accept me now as your partner I will then send the money, so pls let me know.

Awaiting,
Vincent
Quote:

From: silas igho <[email protected]>
Date: Oct 21, 2005 8:01 AM
Subject: REGARDS.

Dear Mr Vincent,
Good day to you and your family, And thanks so much for your kind understanding I am
very ready to work with you truthfuly i have respect for your contact information you
send to me and mostly your age. I have accepted to work with you as a partner, And
pardon Joshua he is a little boy of age.


Please Mr Vincent this funds are deposited in truck two trunk boxes and every thing is
in good order, please feel very free to send the money so that can go ahead to effect
all the arrangement for this consginment to be deliverded to you in your country.

Thanks and stay bless.
Barrister Silas Esq.
Quote:

From: silas igho <[email protected]>
Date: Oct 22, 2005 9:02 AM
Subject: HAPPY WEEKEND.

Dear Mr Vincent,
Good day to you and your family, How are things going on there? I have been looking
foward to recive the payment information so that i can get the change of ownership
done and then send you your copies, Please Mr Vincent kindly up date me urgently.
Regards.

Barrister Silas Esq.


"Payment information"?!?!? Oh, I guess he needs my bank details so he can pay me...

Quote:

Date: Oct 23, 2005 10:32 PM

Dear Igbo,

Thanks for your immediate interest. Here is the informatin you need:

Bank: Premium Securities & Finance
Account number: 291101 BA

Looking to formward seer the money soon, thanks again!

Vincent


Meanwhile, Joshua comes back in...

Quote:

From: Joshua kamokai <[email protected]>
Date: Oct 23, 2005 3:07 PM
Subject: PLEASE LET ME HEAR FROM YOU

Dear Vincent.
I,have not heard from you. What is going on What stage are we now.I, want you finish
with the lawyer,so that we round up these transaction these month.And let me hear
from you.
Thanks
Joshua
Quote:

From: silas igho <[email protected]>
Date: Oct 24, 2005 3:57 AM
Subject: SEND THE MONEY FOR THE CHANGE OF OWNERSHIP.

Dear Vincent,
Good day to you, Please i dont understand you i ask you to send the sum of $850
only by western union money transfer to me so that i can get a change of ownership
in your name from the high court, before the company where this consignment is been
deposited can deliver to you, Please Mr Vicent try to understand me very well, And
note that in one of your last email you ask me to send you my full contact which i
did and you said after that you were going to send the money why are you doing
something else.

Please just go ahead and send the money if you are realy intrested in this
transaction or if you are a honest person.
Thanks,
Barrister Igho.


Quote:

To: Joshua kamokai <[email protected]>
Date: Oct 24, 2005 10:21 PM

Dear Joshua,

I have learn that the money is in two trunk boxes and not a kettle as you claim
earlier, so we are work very hard me and the lawyer so that is now stage 3.

Vincent
Quote:

To: silas igho <[email protected]>
Date: Oct 24, 2005 10:25 PM

Dear Igbo,

Pls do not dealy further, send me ONE TRUNK BOX immediatley and then I will
easily pya you the fee.

Waiting urgently,
Vincent
Quote:

From: silas igho <[email protected]>
Date: Oct 25, 2005 3:22 AM

Subject: SEND THE MONEY FOR THE CHANGE OF OWNERSHIP.

Dear Mr Vincent,

Please stop playing this games with me if you are not intrested in this transaction
then kindly back off, How do you think it is easy to send you one box without a change
of ownership from the high court as a proof to the company before it will be delivered.

If youare not ready to send the money for this change of ownership before the box come
to you then stop sending me emails becuase i do belive we both have other things to do.

Good day.
Barr, Silas.
Quote:

To: silas igho <[email protected]>
Date: Oct 26, 2005 12:00 AM

Silass,

There is no need for rude, we must lern to be polite or else how can we do busness?

Awaiting your apology,
Vincent
Quote:

From: silas igho <[email protected]>
Date: Oct 26, 2005 1:24 AM
Subject: SEND THE MONEY FOR THE CHANGE OF OWNERSHIP.

Dear Mr Vincent,
Please i am not trying to be rude to you, I am a very polite person am only been
surprise that after you have given your ward that you are going to send the money for
the change of ownership you are telling me something else.

Vincent if you call this rudeness then i apologise but i only want you to understand
things with me by sending the money for the change of ownership.

Why is it that you dont pick up your phone? and you dont even call me, are you a true
partner? i will like you to act as somebody who is willing and ready for this
transaction.

Please get back to me with the payment information from western union to enable me get
the change of ownership in your name before this box can be delivered to you.
Regards.


This dude is so fired!!!

Quote:

To: silas igho <[email protected]>
Date: Oct 26, 2005 9:43 PM

Dear Mr Igbo,

I can see you are no longer trust worthy. First you say there is two trunk box, now
you say something else. You are not serious. No money for you bcos I have fired
you from this job. Good bye and good lcuk.

Vincent
Quote:

From: Joshua kamokai <[email protected]>
Date: Oct 26, 2005 5:29 AM
Subject: PLEASE SIR TRY TO SEND THE MONEY TO THE LAWYER

Dear Vincent,

I,have hear from the lawyer.He told me the we need $850.To effect the change of
ownership to your names,from the high court of justice,here in Ghana.So please sir,
am begging you in the name of God to please send the money to the lawyer.So that the
two trunk boxes could move to you urgently.

Please after sending the money to the lawyer,let me know.Because am the one that
will do the final signing,before the trunk boxes will be release to you.

Thanks
Joshua


I guess I need to explain to Joshua what REALLY happened...

Quote:

To: Joshua kamokai <[email protected]>
Date: Oct 26, 2005 9:48 PM

Dear Joshua,

Sorry to say the lawyer is a thief. He try to send just one box when WE BOTH KNOW
THERE ARE TWO TRUNK BOXES!!!! I have fired him, so now you know what to do next.

Vincent
Quote:

From: Joshua kamokai <[email protected]>
Date: Oct 27, 2005 5:33 AM

Vincent,

What is wrong with you? Who told you that the lawyer,is a thief.I,am the owner of the
two trunk boxes.The lawyer has no right to send you one box.Did you have any prove to
show me that he is trying to send you one box? It is only when you prove it to me,
before i can disengage his services.

What i will tell you now is for you to be steadfast with these transaction.Everything
is under my control.So please send the money to him,for us to go and do the change of
ownership.So that the two trunk boxes could be move to you.I, am the person to do the
final signing.Not the lawyer.I only hire him for legal services.His job ends there.

It is both of us who will decide on what to do with the boxes.So please try and
send the money to him.Time is ruining out.


Why here is your proof, right here in this made-up email...

Quote:

To: Joshua kamokai <[email protected]>
Date: Oct 27, 2005 8:36 PM

Kamocki,

Here is the prove to you of what your lawyer is thief:

> From: silas igho <[email protected]>
> Date: Oct 25, 2005 4:19 AM
>
> Subject: SEND THE MONEY TO ME.
>
> Dear Mr Vincent,
>
> Please stop worrying about Joshua, he is not intrested in this transaction
> It is easy for me to send you one box with the change of ownership from
> the high court as a proof to the company and it will be delivered to you.
>
> Please stop sending Joshua emails becuase i do belive we both have
> deserve this for ourself. Send half the money to me immediately.
>
> Good day.
> Barr, Silas.


Quote:

From: Joshua kamokai <[email protected]>
Date: Oct 28, 2005 4:10 AM
Subject: I HAVE TERRMINATE THE APPOINTMENT OF THE LAWYER.

Mr Vincent,

Thank you very much for these information.How can the lawyer tell you that am not
interested in my own money.I, consulted him for these transaction.And we both discuss
the amount he will take at the end of the business.So i wonder why he was planing to
steal one the box.I,never knew he was a dubious person.I,will now terminate his
appointment.

So what you will do now,is for you to hire another lawyer, from your country,tell him
to come to Ghana,to do the change of ownership.You discuss his fees with him.And pay
him.At the end of the transaction.i will pay you back.

Or if you want me to get another one here.i will equally do so.But the problem there
is that you will discuss what he wants with him, and pay.Am only suggesting to you.
Which ever way you want it let me know urgently.So that we can conclude these business
on time.

Thanks
Joshua


Didn't expect that answer. I doubt the lawyer was "planing" to steal an imaginary
box, but oh well, I guess I need a new lawyer.

Quote:

To: Joshua kamokai <[email protected]>
Date: Oct 28, 2005 3:44 PM

Josh,

I will hire a lawyer here, there are lots of good ones. Talk to you soon.

Vincent
Quote:

From: Joshua kamokai <[email protected]>
Date: Oct 31, 2005 1:56 AM
Subject: PLEASE LET SPEED UP.

Mr Vincent,

Please have you got a new lawyer? because am worried here.We have entered
a new month,iwant us to speed these transaction.

Thanks
Joshua


It's harder to find a lawyer than I thought...

Quote:

To: Joshua kamokai <[email protected]>
Date: Nov 1, 2005 11:00 PM

Dear Joshua,

Can u beleive I have not find any lawyer, they all think this is a scam!
They think I am trying to trick them, but I know that they are all greedy
and jellous of me. Is it possible for us to continue without the lawyers?

Vincent
Quote:

From: Joshua kamokai <[email protected]>
Date: Nov 2, 2005 4:38 AM
Subject: THIS IS THE NEW ARRANGEMENT

Dear Vincent,

Thank you very much for your concern. The truth is that we must have a lawyer to do
the change of ownership to your names, before you can claim the two trunk boxes.I,have
gone to the security company,for enquiry.The director of operations told me to go to
the high court premises, and secure a lawyer,that will do the change of ownership.But
i told him that am a foreigner.So i went to do my own findings.It was very simple,
what i need is $450.

I, will consult a lawyer with $250.Then i will pay $150, to government, through the
commissioner of oath.I, will use the other $50, for transport.This is the break down
of the $450.So please Sir do everything possible to send me,these money,by tomorrow.

Please send it through these name.Ovie Sobotie.He is a citizen of Ghana.He can go to
western union and receive the money for me.If you send the money, you give me the
control numbers,and the other information's,through my email box.

You should please try to send me your full names and home address,to be used for the
change of ownership.

Thanks
Joshua


The bait begins to digress into really stupid insults. Don't worry, it will get worse!

Quote:

To: Joshua kamokai <[email protected]>
Date: Nov 2, 2005 8:50 PM

Dear Joshua,

Here are my details again:
Full names: Dr Van Von Vincent Uber Price, El Duque Supreme
Home address: 13 Haunted Hill, Phibes, Usher

Now without delay you must send to me the personal detals of Ovie Sobotie, bcos I
never send money to strangers, I cant believe you would suggest such a crazy idea,
you must be a financial wanker of the 5th order and 3rd degree.

Vincent
Quote:

From: Joshua kamokai <[email protected]>
Date: Nov 4, 2005 8:56 AM
Subject: YOU ARE THE FINANCIAL WANKER OF THE 30TH ORDER AND 33RD DEGREE.

Mr Vincent,

Thank you very much,for all abusive words you used on me.I, don't think i have
insulted you once.I,only request $450,from you for us to get the change of ownership
done.If that makes me,to be a financial wanker of the 5th order and 3rd degree.What
about you that i am planing to transfer the sum of $50,000,000.to.Then you should be
a financial wanker of the 30th order and 33rd degree.


Let me tell you one thing you are making me to loss confidence in you..If you know
you are not willing to assist me,you just tell me.Instead of you insulting yourself.
And again it look as if boot of us will end up in the hands of the security agencies.

I, did not tell you to send money to Ovie Sobotie.I,only told you to send the money
to me,through Ovie Sobotie.Because he is a citizen of Ghana. That is what i told you.
So if you know you are still intrested in these transaction,please without delay go
and send the $450.

In the same name,Ovie Sobotie.And send me the control numbers or the informations.

Joshua
Quote:

To: Joshua kamokai <[email protected]>
Date: Nov 4, 2005 7:30 PM
Subject: Re: YOU ARE THE FINANCIAL WANKER OF THE 30TH ORDER AND 33RD DEGREE.

Mr Kamikoki,

I am sorry if you take my words wrong let bygones be bygones for Godssake! I only
mean to say I need ID for Ovie Sobotie bcos I need to have proof of who I send money
to, that is only business not insult. Since he is the one to pick up the money, he
must show ID, as soon as you send his ID I will send you the control numbers.

Vincent
Quote:

From: Joshua kamokai <[email protected]>
Date: Nov 5, 2005 5:32 AM
Subject: HERE ARE THE DETAILS OF OVIE SOBOTIE

Dr Vincent,
You make me look ashamed.I, am doing everything possible to see that we conclude
these transaction.But you always give me problems.The Ovie Sobotie,that i ask you
to send the money in his name,is a friend of my.And he is a citizen of Ghana.Let
me tell you i did not tell him what am going to do with the money.Because am not
going to expose myself to him.And you make sure that the control number comes to me.

It is me who will invite him to assist me to claim the money,in my presence.So these
are his details.

Names Ovie Sobotie.
Home Address. No 20 new town road, Accra north, Ghana.
Profession. A Builder.
Phone +233-244-774480

So these are his details you are very free to call him,and make any enquiry.
Please take note of these.You are difficult to get on your phone line.Give it to me
once more.
Thanks.
Joshua


I guess just being a citizen of Ghana is sufficient credentials...

Quote:

To: Joshua kamokai <[email protected]>
Date: Nov 6, 2005 10:49 PM

Dear Josh,

Ok very good, I am still await the personal ID of your so-called fiend
Obie Wan Sobotie.

Vincent
Quote:

From: Joshua kamokai <[email protected]>
Date: Nov 6, 2005 11:20 AM
Subject: REMINDER.

Dr, Vincent

Please sir try to send the money these week, so that i can do the
change of ownership.Thereafter i will inform you when the two trunk boxes
will be diliver to you.

Joshua


I hate being ignored by a lad. Time to get stupid...

Quote:

To: Joshua kamokai <[email protected]>
Date: Nov 6, 2005 10:52 PM

Doofus,

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cahdsAADSHODAHHOE:[email protected]:l!l!l!!!!!

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Quote:

From: Joshua kamokai <[email protected]>
Date: Nov 7, 2005 3:09 AM
Subject: Re: REMINDER.

Mr Vincent Fool,

You will be a fool for ever.Say Amen.Dr of fool.You get ready the battle line has
been drawn.So ready to face the security agencies.
Quote:

From: Joshua kamokai <[email protected]>
Date: Nov 7, 2005 3:30 AM

Subject: PLEASE GET SET FOR PROBLEMS

Dr Vincent Lunatic,

When you send me your personal details did you include ID? You are some one who
wants to receive the sum $50,000,000.From me kamokai.Have you send me your ID for
me to know who am dealing with.Whether you are a GOAT or a LUNATIC,i don't know.

Again the of my so-call friend that i gave you is Ovie Sobotie.Not Obie Wan Sobotie.
So with these blunders that you are doing,Tell me if you are not a madman.You said
you are a Dr, but can not even spell friend. On the whole you get set for problems,
Dr fool.

Joshua


I use his quote from earlier in the bait, but I can't tell if he noticed...

Quote:

To: Joshua kamokai <[email protected]>
Date: Nov 7, 2005 8:09 PM

Dear Joshua Apple Polisher,

I look at your statement as pervasive. I never insulted you since we started
these transaction.I,see no reason why you should be using unguided utterances
on me,by telling me whether am i a GOAT or a LUNATIC.If you are not wanting me
to assist,you can easily tell me.Am not forcing you.

Vincent
Quote:

From: Joshua kamokai <[email protected]>
Date: Nov 8, 2005 3:52 AM

Mr Vincent Apple Polisher.

Is these the stage we are now? Is these the $450, i ask you to send, for the
change of ownership,Mr Vincent Apple Polisher.Am only thinking about the
embarrassment you will face in the hands of the U.S. SECURITY AGENCIES.

So be waiting for them.
Quote:

Date: Nov 8, 2005 7:47 PM

Dear animal,

I am sick and tire of your insult, there will be no money sent to your or
your so-called fiend. Stop write me immediately.

Vincent
Quote:

From: Joshua kamokai <[email protected]>
Date: Nov 9, 2005 3:51 AM

Goat Vincent,
The security agencies will start writing you.
Quote:

To: Joshua kamokai <[email protected]>
Date: Nov 9, 2005 7:51 PM

Monkey boy,

Stop write me, fool.

Vincent
Quote:

From: Joshua kamokai <[email protected]>
Date: Nov 10, 2005 4:59 AM

Goat Man,
I, am still collating your activities.When am through with you, i will stop writing you.
Quote:

To: Joshua kamokai <[email protected]>
Date: Nov 10, 2005 10:46 PM

Baby boy monkey,

I should be the one who needs collation about how somebody like you whom I thought
is responsible should lie so low to perform such a rude act. Infact I am disappointed
at you. You will come back shedding tears and I will not listen to you.

See who is talking when your generations are gate man.
Quote:

From: Joshua kamokai <[email protected]>
Date: Nov 11, 2005 3:12 AM

Goat Man,
By the time you will shedd tears, no body will clean the tears for you.That time
you will say had i know.But it will be too late.

Look at the person that is talking.
Quote:

To: Joshua kamokai <[email protected]>
Date: Nov 11, 2005 11:17 PM

Camel man,

If only had i know you were such a small boy, I would never have got involve
with this deal, but it is too late.
Quote:

From: Joshua kamokai <[email protected]>
Date: Nov 12, 2005 6:05 AM
Subject: Re: PLEASE GET SET FOR PROBLEMS

Monkey Man,
If noly had i know that you are a foolish man, i would not have got anything
to do with you.But still get set for problems.you will regret why you know me.
The business i propose for you is still in order.


What?! He still wants to scam me?!?!

Quote:

To: Joshua kamokai <[email protected]>
Date: Nov 13, 2005 7:10 PM

Dear Camel man,

ok , if u r seerious this time wwe coan do budcsiness.

Rot in hell bastard


No reply since. I guess he is too busy contacting CNN and other agencies about my
"terrorise" activities...

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