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PostPosted: Fri Nov 04, 2005 11:29 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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they are holding my passport until i come around to settle the bills

Looks like the lad is going to be having a long stay then.

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PostPosted: Sat Nov 05, 2005 12:05 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I wish I could go on holiday at the drop of a hat - he doesn't realise how lucky he is - and he is meeting different people and different cultures! Your educating him about his own Continent and broadning his cultural horizons. Without you he may have never travelled away from his own country.

I do hope they don't think he is an escaped phsyciatric patient and lock him up in some secure unit?
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PostPosted: Sat Nov 05, 2005 12:48 am Reply with quoteBack to top

"Officially stranded..." that is just too precious!

As opposed to unofficially stranded, or freelance unauthorized stranded.

I would ask for a Certificate of Official Stranding Status, just so you can authorize the Stranded Traveller's Authority to release some Officialy Stranded Traveller funds to him.

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PostPosted: Sat Nov 05, 2005 1:37 am Reply with quoteBack to top

This has to be the closest I have ever come to feeling sorry for a mugu.

That being said, I'm still laughing my fool ass off. LOL_sign

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PostPosted: Sat Nov 05, 2005 5:06 am Reply with quoteBack to top

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I am already out of th hotel but they are holding my passport until i come around to settle the bills.

Surely he can prove this with an official document from the hotel. Laughing
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PostPosted: Sat Nov 05, 2005 5:24 am Reply with quoteBack to top

yeah but which of his many passports are they holding ,,, hehehe

maybe he gave them a scan of his passport , One Wan King passport perhaps Laughing

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PostPosted: Sat Nov 05, 2005 9:50 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Is there a South African Embassy there? Maybe they'll help him out. Twisted Evil

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PostPosted: Sat Nov 05, 2005 9:56 am Reply with quoteBack to top

If he is cash-strapped, how can he go to an Internet cafe and email you?

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PostPosted: Sat Nov 05, 2005 9:56 am Reply with quoteBack to top

yeah they should help him out perhaps you could sugest it to him .
Laughing

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PostPosted: Sat Nov 05, 2005 12:45 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Well, he needed some help so I got him a Barrister. Now he's complaining about the barrister. Some people are just so ungrateful...
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I am even more confused now than ever after calling Mr. Kojo or whoever he may be.

Do you know him directly or is it Rachel Mcfly that knows him? something about him does not add up and I doubt he is really BMG Music lawyer, sorry to say so.

The man was being very secretive and he does not want to meet me for anything late alone gives me cash. He said he does not know me and that whatever he is supposed to be doing is confidential which nobody else should know about.

He also said something about going to court for an affidavit and something about next of kin. The whole thing sounds strange and illegal. I hope you or anybody you know are not in any way involved in another secret business over here.

Please can you tell me what is going on? Be frank with me for once? Talk to me ok, am on your side remember.

I donít know how you come about this guy or what he is doing for you or BGM but from the sound of him, it is obvious this Kojo guy does not want to meet me late alone give me any cash. So that is another impossible arrangement and I wish you can do something for real. Rachel McFly can send me western Union from London directly with cash. All that is required is for someone to collect some cash from the bank and go to a Western Union agent to send it to me.

As I have told George, my passport is with the hotel and they would not give it back until I have settled accumulated bills. You know I need my passport to go to Liberia and I need some money too for the trip.

Please try and do something for real about my situation ok.

Jacob


By the way, by a very long way, the most stupid mugu I've ever had the displeasure to talk with is Barrister Kojo. If you want a lad to waste his time and money, please get him to call Barr. Kojo on +233244288210. He is sooooo stupid that I am thinking of setting up an expensive UK divert number so that every lad can PAY for the privilege of contacting him. Lad to lad chatting at its finest! Smile

EDIT. Done! Calling +447031968197 now calls Barr Kojo in Ghana, the stupidest, most long-winded mugu in Africa! Keep that number handy for your lads! Very Happy

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PostPosted: Sat Nov 05, 2005 1:06 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

shot for the number Shrek

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"Actually, this transaction is absolute real and risk free and does not relate to any breach of law or proceed from drugs."... Eric
"in our land here we say that someone who wanted to catch a monkey will do like a monkey as far as my penis is in his hand i had to take it esay with him so that he will not be drawing it to the extend that it may cut".. Eric

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PostPosted: Sat Nov 05, 2005 1:27 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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Be frank with me for once?


Why does he want you to be Frank? And who is Frank? Is the sun getting to him?
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PostPosted: Sat Nov 05, 2005 1:52 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Remember. Get your lads to call Barr Kojo on +447031968197. Do it quick please else that number would expire. Do NOT call this number yourself - it costs 50 pence a minute! Shocked Very Happy

And I have no idea why he wants me to be Frank!

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"you will die like a pig and your selfish family, my regrets is doing business with you fraud stars in uk"
"THE SPIRIT OF YASUKANI WILL HAUNT YOU TO DESTRUCTION.I AM ALREADY CELEBRATING YOUR DEATH NOW"
"watch out for the chiness mafia...you will be assasinated because no one steals our money and get away with it."
"i am ready to spend my money to make sure i get you dealt with"
"I DO NOT NEED THE HELP OF ANY POLICE MAN AS AM GOING TO PAY SOME TURKISH FRIEND TO ASSASINATE BOTH OF YOU"
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PostPosted: Sat Nov 05, 2005 4:28 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Just sent Barr. Kojo's number to my lad, not sure where he is IP number says Country - Lithuania City - Lagos. Bit odd?

Still how much to call from Lagos or Lithuania via UK divert to Ghana? Twisted Evil

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PostPosted: Sat Nov 05, 2005 8:20 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Now he's catching malaria and warning me about Mr Kojo! Oh dear!
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I donít know what is going on and how you got the phone number of Mr. Kojo but I have done some inquiry and confirmed that Kojo is not BMG Music lawyer and has never represented BMG in any capacity he even confirmed that to me when I spoke with him.

You know I am an investigative journalist and it is my duty to find out information no matter how hidden.
Are you involved in some kind of international racketing or what? No offence meant. I can tell that whatever this Mr. Kojo is doing for whomever is not good. Well since he did not mention your name, I guess he has nothing to do with you directly and if I were Rachel I would be careful if she has anything to do with him.
Or perhaps it is just a case of wrong number, he claimed he is Kojo though, maybe another Kojo altogether right?
The bottom line is that Mr. Kojo is not a BMG lawyer and therefore cannot help me with the needed cash.

You have to make some real arrangement for me ok.
I appreciate your efforts and I shall always remember that and never do anything to hurt you or course problem for you now or in future.

Please I need some money over here as of yesterday I donít want to go through another horrible day without a decent meal and decent sleep. It has already affected my health. I suspect malaria or something has infected me.
I can still receive western union here today Saturday if it is sent all right. Let someone send with cash not western union.

Thanks,

Jacob

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"I AM NOW A FOOL IN THE MONEY GRAMME OFFICE HERE AND THE MANAGER IS A CALLING ME A FOOL."
"you will die like a pig and your selfish family, my regrets is doing business with you fraud stars in uk"
"THE SPIRIT OF YASUKANI WILL HAUNT YOU TO DESTRUCTION.I AM ALREADY CELEBRATING YOUR DEATH NOW"
"watch out for the chiness mafia...you will be assasinated because no one steals our money and get away with it."
"i am ready to spend my money to make sure i get you dealt with"
"I DO NOT NEED THE HELP OF ANY POLICE MAN AS AM GOING TO PAY SOME TURKISH FRIEND TO ASSASINATE BOTH OF YOU"
"I promise you that you will never see the end of this year nor this Xmas and be happy..."

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PostPosted: Sat Nov 05, 2005 8:25 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Starting to feal sorry for this fool

Western Union him 99p for a McDonnalds Laughing

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PostPosted: Sat Nov 05, 2005 8:53 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Nah. YOU do it! Very Happy

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"I AM NOW A FOOL IN THE MONEY GRAMME OFFICE HERE AND THE MANAGER IS A CALLING ME A FOOL."
"you will die like a pig and your selfish family, my regrets is doing business with you fraud stars in uk"
"THE SPIRIT OF YASUKANI WILL HAUNT YOU TO DESTRUCTION.I AM ALREADY CELEBRATING YOUR DEATH NOW"
"watch out for the chiness mafia...you will be assasinated because no one steals our money and get away with it."
"i am ready to spend my money to make sure i get you dealt with"
"I DO NOT NEED THE HELP OF ANY POLICE MAN AS AM GOING TO PAY SOME TURKISH FRIEND TO ASSASINATE BOTH OF YOU"
"I promise you that you will never see the end of this year nor this Xmas and be happy..."

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PostPosted: Sat Nov 05, 2005 9:00 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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You know I am an investigative journalist and it is my duty to find out information no matter how hidden.


Wow! A scammer AND an investigative journalist! This mugu is multi-talented! Lets see how he "investigates" his way back to SA. Twisted Evil
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PostPosted: Sat Nov 05, 2005 9:02 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

How about demanding some pictures? We'd love to see the wretched state you've reduced him to.
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PostPosted: Sat Nov 05, 2005 9:16 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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Or perhaps it is just a case of wrong number, he claimed he is Kojo though, maybe another Kojo altogether right?
He sounds so desperate to believe that, I love it!

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PostPosted: Sat Nov 05, 2005 9:22 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Perhaps you meant to write "Kogo".

I'll donate a dime towards his Happy Meal at McDonald's... if somebody will invoice me for it, I'll send a check right over.

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I WILL NOT BE INVOLVED IN ANY ATTEMPT TO DISTABILIZE AN ESTABLISHED GOVT BY ANY GUERILLA MEANS AS IT IS SINFUL AND AGAINST THE WILL OF GOD. <richard>

The road to greatness and goodworks in life is not an anus one can open with one palm. <Rev. Joe>

pls send me that money i need mr .pls for the sack of God ok .thank u <mother sandra>

you are mad not to know that as a renowned international lawyer with wide knowledge on mysticism I can remote control your inner man to yield to complete madness <arman>

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PostPosted: Sat Nov 05, 2005 9:27 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

We should send him an official McDonalds Happy Meal voucher.

Oh yes, it must read "valid only in the UK." Twisted Evil
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PostPosted: Sat Nov 05, 2005 9:53 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

No McDonalds in Ghana:
http://www.flourish.org/ghana/products.php

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PostPosted: Sat Nov 05, 2005 9:55 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Instead of sitting on his arse perhaps he could sell it?

That could raise some much needed cash for his air fare home?
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PostPosted: Sat Nov 05, 2005 10:37 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

That is such a cruel thought. Nice, but cruel. We intend to be much worse than cruel to this criminal bastard.

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"you will die like a pig and your selfish family, my regrets is doing business with you fraud stars in uk"
"THE SPIRIT OF YASUKANI WILL HAUNT YOU TO DESTRUCTION.I AM ALREADY CELEBRATING YOUR DEATH NOW"
"watch out for the chiness mafia...you will be assasinated because no one steals our money and get away with it."
"i am ready to spend my money to make sure i get you dealt with"
"I DO NOT NEED THE HELP OF ANY POLICE MAN AS AM GOING TO PAY SOME TURKISH FRIEND TO ASSASINATE BOTH OF YOU"
"I promise you that you will never see the end of this year nor this Xmas and be happy..."

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