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 Saucy Linda The Chambermaid

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PostPosted: Thu Oct 06, 2005 6:35 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

The story so far ....

Dear old George Formby has been in negotiations with Alhaji Mohammed Abacha for the transfer of his late fathers fortune, documents have been exchanged and eventually the diplomat/courier introduced. Today Mr Formby is driving round Maida Vale, London in his Rolls Royce with Parker the chaffeur looking for this courier and/or his company to exchange a large amount of money for demurrage fees and what have you for the $45.7M in your standard sealed treasure chest.

Of course without them having been given proper directions the two will never meet.

Meanwhile our gallant lads are getting nervous and sadly to late they try to contact Mr Formby ....

The Diplomat wrote:

ATTENTION: GEORGE ,

COMPLIMENTS OF THE DAY ,

HAVE YOU FINALISED WITH THE DEPOSITOR OF THE CONSIGNMENT

I HOPE YOU HAVE ARRANGED FOR OUR OFFICIAL HANDLING CHARGES AS YOUR CONSIGNMENT WILL BE RELEASED TO YOU UPON PAYMENT OF THE CHARGES ,

CALL ME BACK FOR CONFIRMATION

REGARDS

MICHEAL JOHNSON

0783 514 12 12


Linda The Chambermaid wrote:

Hello Mr Johnson,

I'm afraid Mr Formby has already left for London, sir. It takes over 3 hours by car from here. Please keep a good look out for him, wont you?

I don't know what all this is about, my master has been very quiet these last few days. I think something funny is going on .... maybe I should call the police.

Linda,
The "Chambermaid"

PS Mr Johnson or can I call you Micheal, are you a nice boy? I'm a pretty girl (23) and very lonely, perhaps you would send me a picture and I will send you one of mine ....


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Linda The Chambermaid wrote:

Hello Mr Abacha

I am Linda, Mr Formby's chambermaid. He asked me to keep an eye out for any messages from you and to let you know he has already gone to London. He only told me that I don't know what you are doing between you or anything about contracts. I can't help you there,

He said he would get in touch with you when he comes back from his trip to London. I can't help you any more than that.

Linda
The Chambermaid

P.S. you sound like a very nice young man if I send you my picture will you send me yours? But please don't tell Mr. George he will be very angry with me and spank me again!. I'm 23 and my friends say I'm very pretty, what do you think?

Linda


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Alhaji Abacha (the main lad wrote:

Ok Linda.

Thanks for your mail, I quite understand, but I am very serious about the contract with Mr. Formby. As soon I am doing exactly as he directed.

Meanwhile I guess I will wait until he is back from London, and let me know the situation before I send other copies of our agreement.

On the other side, I have seen your pictures and you are a very beautiful girl, and I want you to give glory to your almighty Allah for such wonderful creation in your life.

However, I really want to be fully involved with Mr. Formby, and I guess you can tell me how good and honest he was, as your master, although I know he was a popular man in the city /world and I will still make him more popular in African, I promise. May be when I have a better arrangement to meet Mr. Formby I suggest we may meet also.

But if you still want me to chat with you as my friend, you can give your email address to me. you are welcome.

Have a wonderful day Miss Linda. but you can give your email address to me


Thanks for co-operation.

Mohammed A.


Saucy Linda wrote:

Hello Dear Mohammed,

This is Linda, I've quickly switched to my own personal account to make sure you have my email address to write back to. Do not write to me at dear Mr. George's address I am sure he wouldn't be very pleased though he is such a wonderful old man, he's like a daddy to me.

My dearest Mohammed you will send me a nice picture of yourself and I will send you some more of me. I am sure you will like them, they're much naughtier!

xoxoxox

Saucy Linda


Alhaji Abacha (rude boy!) wrote:

OK DEAR.

I will make my picture avaliable for you, but i will like to see more of your pictures , by the way are you his wife, or something. and how close are you with him, like you can see he is a very good friend of my, and i wouldn't want to betray him in any way. i hope you know whart i mean, actully i like you, but i want to know your relation with Mr Formby my good friend. i like him so much.

thanks
Mohammed.


What would his momma say? Smile

Saucy Linda wrote:

Oooh you are a naught boy! But I think I like you (Thank you Mr. Benny Hill)

I will only send you more revealing pictures of me if you send me nice naughty picture of you first. I do have some very saucy pictures of myself but you must show me yourself first. I like my men to be very naughty and I am then very naughty in return. Do you want to be my man you naughty boy?

Mr. George is my employer, I am his maid, he likes me to dress up for him and do things for him. He pays me very well because I am so good at doing the things men like. I like Mr George but he cannot satisfy me he is too old, can you, you naughty boy?

When Mr. George dies and it cannot be too many years from now, but I do hope it is a long time I do not wish Mr George any harm for he is such a sweet sweet man but he has promised me a lot of his money to me. But money can't buy me love my dear Mohammed.

So send me your naughtiest photo, make it just for me, I can put it under my pillow and dream about you .....

xoxoxox

Saucy Linda


Now will he go for it ....

Oops nearly forgot - Linda's Website NSFW!

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 07, 2005 2:34 am Reply with quoteBack to top

sniff, sniff... no takers on that one yet.

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 07, 2005 2:46 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Ohhh...so you are the chamber maid...

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 07, 2005 9:30 am Reply with quoteBack to top

NN - I seriously doubt I can maintain a feminine guise for any length of time. I think the chambermaid may well be getting the sack when My Formby finds out what she's been up to .... but hopefully not until I've got the sausage picture I'm angling for Smile

Sadly the lad seems to only have eyes for the money, perhaps my "assets" need a lot more airing ....

If you want a piece of him be my guest, I'm sure you could crush his little nuts with those 6" stilettos of yours Smile His email is [email protected]
BTW - he hates being called Ali ..... Twisted Evil

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 07, 2005 8:13 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Late last night ....

Saucy Linda wrote:

Dear Mohammed

Mr George has just come home back from London, he's very poorly, Parker the chaffeur said he didn't find the man they went to see despite searching for several hours.

Oh dear Mohammed! Mr George is so very poorly we've had to put him to bed and send for a doctor, I do hope he will be alright in a few days. I think he just needs rest. Perhaps some good news from you for him will help make him better.

I must go now and look after my master,

Saucy Linda


Concerned of Nigeria wrote:

Hi Linda.

How are you doing today? I got disorganized when I hard the news of Mr. Formbyís illness, and how is he doing now at the moment. Actually I donít know what to say because I want Formby to get alright first, because he is the only person that gives our family joy.

I thought he should have arrange with the Officers first before living to London, pls let me know his condition of heath today, may be is tied because of the distance journey.

And I pray that he will get better soon. Let me know is state of mind so I can write him immediately.

Thanks
Mohammed.


His concern seems really genuine and touching doesn't it boys and girls? (Yes Mr. Punch!)

This morning after a hearty breakfast ....

Saucy Linda wrote:

Hello my dear Mohammed,

Mr George slept well after the doctor visited him last night. The doctor said he was just exhausted and should rest completely in bed for a couple of days. Thankfully Mr George looks a lot better this morning and he smiled when I told him you had written and asked about him. He asked me to ask you if you had signed the contracts and sent them back yet. His mind is so sharp my dear Mohammed, you can't keep him down for long even when he is ill.

He wont tell me what all this business in London was about, he does say he should have tried to get more information from the courier before travelling, it would have saved so many problems. Maybe you can talk to this man and tell him off for not helping out, I think it was him that has made Mr George so poorly.

He's having a nice nap now after I fed him his breakfast .... you know my dear Mohammed I had to put on some covering clothes today so he couldn't see my boobies so much as it gets him a little too excited and he's not well enough for that right now.

Mr George will be alright in a few days, I'm taking really good care of him be assured of that.

Now my dear Mohammed have you got that naughty photograph for me yet?

xoxoxox

Saucy Linda

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PostPosted: Sat Oct 08, 2005 4:54 am Reply with quoteBack to top

As i said, writing like a woman is easy. Just think of what a man wants to hear and say it.

If you need this nasty nurse to help out... maybe the chambermaids 'Mistress' shall punish you?

NN

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