Grimey plays "stupid maga"

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Posted: Fri Sep 09, 2005 5:38 pm

This guy's being trying to get me interested in his transaction for a while, so I decided to wind him up with the "stupid maga" routine. I "forgot" everything, then "didn't understand" and needed everything explained several times Laughing

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[5:34:22 pm] davidikeh: hello
[5:34:26 pm] grimeycolon: hi
[5:34:44 pm] davidikeh: good day to you
[5:34:54 pm] grimeycolon: is it?
[5:35:30 pm] davidikeh: well em em i wouldn't know
[5:36:12 pm] davidikeh: so wats up
[5:36:24 pm] grimeycolon: the ceiling
[5:36:46 pm] davidikeh: k
[5:36:56 pm] davidikeh: so tell me about the deal
[5:37:31 pm] davidikeh: are u intrested or not?
[5:37:46 pm] grimeycolon: just run it past me again
[5:38:18 pm] davidikeh: how
[5:38:30 pm] grimeycolon: what do you mean?
[5:38:33 pm] davidikeh: i have sent it to you and you replied
[5:38:50 pm] grimeycolon: yeah, just run the details of the transaction by me again
[5:38:57 pm] davidikeh: are you ready to conclude it with me
[5:39:11 pm] davidikeh: ok it will be moved to your account
[5:39:28 pm] grimeycolon: wait, start from the start
[5:39:29 pm] davidikeh: the fund is 25.5million usd
[5:39:54 pm] grimeycolon: tell me all the details of the transaction, from start to finish, just refresh my memory so I know that I'm certain of everything
[5:40:42 pm] davidikeh: ok
[5:41:05 pm] davidikeh: the fund will be moved to your account through a bank here
[5:41:30 pm] davidikeh: this will take place as soon as i recive approvals from the government
[5:41:33 pm] grimeycolon: where's the fund from again? I want all the details
[5:41:57 pm] davidikeh: it is the royality been paid to my dad
[5:42:05 pm] grimeycolon: for what?
[5:42:21 pm] davidikeh: as head of our clan
[5:42:29 pm] grimeycolon: what clan?
[5:42:39 pm] davidikeh: my town
[5:43:27 pm] grimeycolon: right
[5:43:28 pm] davidikeh: so u will send to me your account
[5:43:33 pm] davidikeh: ur phone
[5:43:35 pm] grimeycolon: and why's he giving me the money?
[5:43:37 pm] davidikeh: your adress
[5:44:08 pm] davidikeh: he is late and deposited this money for me in a security company here
[5:44:14 pm] grimeycolon: late for what?
[5:44:27 pm] davidikeh: i want the fund out for joint venture
[5:44:31 pm] davidikeh: died
[5:45:06 pm] grimeycolon: who died?
[5:45:14 pm] davidikeh: my dad
[5:45:31 pm] grimeycolon: but you just said he was late for something? was he killed for being too late?
[5:45:54 pm] davidikeh: no late is one been dead
[5:46:04 pm] grimeycolon: what do you mean?
[5:46:14 pm] davidikeh: is dead
[5:46:29 pm] grimeycolon: I know he's dead. but what was he late for?
[5:46:53 pm] davidikeh: late is anoth word for dead
[5:47:20 pm] grimeycolon: another word for dad? So your late is dead?
[5:47:36 pm] davidikeh: yes
[5:47:54 pm] grimeycolon: im sorry to hear that. How did your late die?
[5:47:55 pm] davidikeh: been buried since last year
[5:48:22 pm] davidikeh: well death is unaviodable
[5:48:37 pm] grimeycolon: I know, but what did your late die from?
[5:48:55 pm] davidikeh: brief illness
[5:49:39 pm] grimeycolon: what kind of illness?
[5:50:04 pm] davidikeh: high blood presure
[5:50:21 pm] davidikeh: so back to business
[5:50:30 pm] davidikeh: are you ready to assist
[5:51:12 pm] grimeycolon: hold on, you hadnt finished giving me the details
[5:51:21 pm] grimeycolon: so he deposited the money
[5:51:23 pm] davidikeh: what else
[5:51:28 pm] davidikeh: yes
[5:51:29 pm] grimeycolon: and why's he giving it to me?
[5:52:16 pm] davidikeh: he is not giving it to you but iam moving the fund out for a joint venture out side my country
[5:52:42 pm] davidikeh: i will nominate you for the transfer
[5:52:48 pm] grimeycolon: Ok. why do you need me?
[5:53:21 pm] davidikeh: just for you to assist me recive the fund for international investment
[5:53:58 pm] grimeycolon: Why do you need me to recieve the fund? if he's your dad can't you withdraw the money yourself?
[5:54:43 pm] davidikeh: no it is been paid by oil company
[5:54:51 pm] grimeycolon: what?
[5:55:04 pm] davidikeh: i want to use it out side my country
[5:55:11 pm] davidikeh: we have poor banking here
[5:55:22 pm] davidikeh: the government is not stable
[5:55:27 pm] grimeycolon: what's this oil company got to do with it?
[5:57:23 pm] davidikeh: that is the royality they pay to our town for using our land
[5:58:59 pm] davidikeh: so are ready to assist me as i will only give out 30%
[5:59:50 pm] grimeycolon: why do you need to transfer it to me?
[6:00:16 pm] davidikeh: so that i can come over there to invest it
[6:00:58 pm] grimeycolon: can't you just open an account here and transfer it there? or transfer it to an account in your country and access it from abroad?
[6:02:07 pm] davidikeh: it is not posible
[6:02:19 pm] grimeycolon: why not?
[6:02:32 pm] davidikeh: i want to invest there with the assistance of indigine
[6:02:40 pm] davidikeh: i will pay much tax
[6:02:41 pm] grimeycolon: assistance of what?
[6:03:06 pm] grimeycolon: what's indigine?
[6:03:39 pm] davidikeh: well are u intrested or not
[6:04:26 pm] grimeycolon: yeah, but I'd still like you to finish answering my questions
[6:04:39 pm] davidikeh: what is it
[6:04:53 pm] grimeycolon: what is indigine?
[6:05:18 pm] grimeycolon: you said you want to invest with "the assistance of indigine"
[6:05:22 pm] davidikeh: you are part of england
[6:05:39 pm] davidikeh: your country
[6:05:49 pm] grimeycolon: I'm in england, yes
[6:05:56 pm] davidikeh: native of a place is call indigine
[6:06:28 pm] grimeycolon: so you want the natives to help you invest?
[6:06:37 pm] davidikeh: yes
[6:06:59 pm] davidikeh: so that i will not lose the fund or taxesd high
[6:07:36 pm] grimeycolon: I still don't understand why you need me, what makes transferring to your own account impossible?
[6:08:24 pm] davidikeh: i do not have oversea account and civil is by law of our country stoped an offshore account
[6:08:43 pm] grimeycolon: I don't understand
[6:09:22 pm] davidikeh: iam still working with government here and i do not want them to take notice
[6:10:12 pm] grimeycolon: why not?
[6:10:53 pm] davidikeh: ok
[6:11:16 pm] davidikeh: please lets proceed on this transaction or
[6:11:41 pm] grimeycolon: why dont you want the government to take notice? this is legal, right?
[6:11:53 pm] davidikeh: yes
[6:12:03 pm] grimeycolon: so why cant the government know?
[6:12:08 pm] davidikeh: but the money is a bit to high
[6:12:26 pm] grimeycolon: for what?
[6:12:29 pm] davidikeh: i will move it by diplomatic means to you
[6:12:45 pm] grimeycolon: is it illegal to have more than a certain amount of money?
[6:12:54 pm] davidikeh: yes
[6:13:21 pm] davidikeh: as long as you are still working with government
[6:14:00 pm] grimeycolon: but can't you just quit your job? with $22 million dollars you dont need a job
[6:14:50 pm] davidikeh: yes but it will be when you confirm recipt of the fund in your care
[6:15:10 pm] grimeycolon: look, ive got to go and eat, I'll be back in a few minutes.
[6:15:51 pm] davidikeh: well i have not yet gotten the way to proceed on this transaction by you
[6:16:13 pm] davidikeh: if you are intrested, send the requirments that i told u

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