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 Please Help Princess Halimat Escape!!!! (a quickie)

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Nurse Nasty
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PostPosted: Sat Sep 03, 2005 5:56 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Hello my pretties,

Here is a something I have seen doing in between long baits. It’s just a few quick responses. Of course the scammer shall get no such help from this Nasty Nurse. Especially considering I am a sadomasochistic dominatrix who enjoys whips, tongue studs and electric nipple clamps. Every now and then I respond with complete rubbish. I get the best responses. I will be posting two longer baits sometime next week. Until then I just really want to contribute.

Please feel free to e-mail Princess Halimat. She has been confined to house arrest, with armed guards who watch her every move, and keep her under lock and key. Luckily enough they overlooked the fact she has Internet access, a private phone line, cell and camera. Be careful. She is closely watched. Although if I am ever to be kidnapped I do hope my guards leave this equipment in my room.

Here are the last e-mails, after the initial ‘PLEASE HELP’, and my ‘Oh you sent this to me by mistake?’ routine. Once again I stress that any suggestions of escape may help Princess Halimat. She is currently speaking to ‘Claire’. One of my more gentler persona’s.


Quote:
"halimat king fahd" [email protected]

Dear Claire,
How are you today, I guess you are hale and hearty?
I got your mail but I have been under close observance, hence I
couldn't respond immediately. It is so in this part of the world and I think i need freedom, freedom from complete servitude, freedom from human degradation, freedom from my locks and jail.
Claire, I am really not sure you want to help me, I only wish you
would. I saw your picture in the beach and i dream always of having such emancipation, it is only Almight Allah that can guarantee that now. If I ever get out of here, I will live in the way and custom of the western world. Claire, do you really want to help me?
Thank you
Halimat



Dear Halimat,

Help you? Not sure that I can. I can suggest only a
few things that may help you escape though. Your money
I believe is lost. You should try and escape. Is it
possible for you to fashion some sort of light
aircraft from your household items? If you are guarded
try and knock your guards out with something heavy.
Pretend to be sick, then when the guard gets close hit
him with a vase, or something. Also if you can get
your hands on a shovel, or even some sturdy spoons you
could dig a tunnel. Make sure you dispose of the dirt
on your daily walks around the camp.
If possible, can you make an explosive from kitchen
ingredients? Make a cake (with bomb inside) and blow
up a wall. You may need some sort of diversion to
attract the guards, then in the chaos disappear into
the night.
Halimat these are just suggestions. If you do escape
and find some sort of sanctuary, contact me again and
I will endeavour to have you escape the country. You
may need extensive plastic surgery and new passport. I
think once we get this sorted you should be all right.
If I can help in any other way please let me know.

Good luck. Let me know how the escape plan is coming
along!

Claire


Quote:
"halimat king fahd" [email protected]

Dear Claire,
Are you taking jokes with me? i cant fight armed gards
i cant get to the kitchen. i need helping with my late
Husband money We need the money to escape.
Please i need the aid. Will you help me please for the
Love of me.
Thank you
Halimat


I totally ingore her email. I just want to help her escape...

Hello my dearest,

I haven’t heard from you in awhile. I was wondering how
your escape plans are coming along. I do miss our
chats. I've emailled you twice about my suggestions,
so I fear you may be in more danger than i realised. I
have thought about a few more ideas for your escape.
You obviously have access to email, and to a camera.
Is it possible to take a few photographs of the
encampment your in? Things like that? You could send
the images off to a consulate or something. I am
worried. If you would like I can organise a strike team
to get you out? It will cost us (well the money you
mentioned) so it will cost you about 1.2 million dollars.
Please let me know how you are doing??

Claire


Quote:
"halimat king fahd" [email protected]

DEAR CLAIRE,
I CAN DO NOTHING OF THESE THINGS. PLEASE I AM A MOTHER.
DO NOTE HELP ME WITH YOUR SUGESTIONS. I AM ALSO SICK.
WE NEED THE MONEY. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND ME? I HAVE NO
MONEY FOR A TEAM. PLEASE CLAIRE HELP YOUR MOTHER.
HALIMAT


My mother? Mother...? Is that you. I read this and had a Dirty Rotten Scoundrel moment. All i could remember was the scene from the movie with Rupreck the Monkey Boy. (For those who haven't seen the movie... trust me it's funny) Anyway I ignore and respond with more escape plans. (I am a helpful Nurse aren't I?)

Dearest,

It has been sooooooo long since I have heard from you.
How is the compound? Have you tried to escape yet? I
am very concerned for your welfare.

Have you been able to carry any of my suggestions
through ?

I can e-mail you the schematics of a light fixed wing
aircraft. this may help with the construction of your
get-a-way plane.

Let me know if you need anything. Cookies. Tampons.
Morphine. I can probably have it shipped to you.

Wait! Great idea. How about if I send a gigantic box
of weather ballons. You could tell the guards that it's a
art and craft project... You could fashion some sort
of basket/cradle from your sheets and furniture. Then
using those big lungs of yours. Blow the ballons up
and float away.

Okay. Got to go.
Love,
CEW


Quote:
"halimat king fahd" [email protected]

CLAIRE
I AM VERY THOURGHLY AFRAID. I CANN NOT ACCEPT
PACKAGES. YOU ARE NOT REAL. YOUR HELP ISS NOTE
REAL. WHY WOULD YOU MAKE FUN OF SICK WOMEN.
WHY IN ALLAH
HALIMAT


I am not real??? Okay you got me there. But never fear Nurse Nasty has another plan

My Dearest Princess Halimat,

Okay. Here it is. I have finally come up with something you can do to escape. You will need a few rudimentary items to complete this ruse. Bear with me. It will take some time, but I don't think you are in any hurry? Here is the list:

1. 200 lbs of clay. (Or plasticine, play dough. Any compound similar. It must me malleable and resembles your skin color)

2. Collect all the excess hair you can find. (Look in the sinks, hairbrushes, bed and washing machines and dryers)

3. Magic markers (various colors)

4. A lamp.

5. About 40lbs of bolts, nails, nuts and/or ball bearings.

6. 8 gallons of diesel.

7. 8 lbs of soapflakes.

8. 20 lbs of Fertilizer.

9. 10 gallons of gasoline.

You will also need a gigantic vat, or cauldron. Your bathtub will suffice.

Mix play dough, gasoline, soapflakes together. Please wear a mask and gloves. (It’s going to get messy)

Once mixed fashion the VERY FLAMMABLE play dough into an exact duplicate of your body shape (hence the need for so much play dough)

With your hair, glue together a wig. Once again resembling your own hair. (You can see where this is going?)

Place fertilizer into a plastic bag. (Something sturdy. Don't be afraid to wrap it up really well. The gasoline will eventually degrade the plastic) Place the fertilizer into the chest/stomache cavity you have removed from your play dough doppelganger. Also place the diesel into a large plastic bottle ABOVE the fertilizer.

Cover bag with play dough. Strip cord from your lamp. (The one nearest to your bed) Expose the wires. MAKE SURE NO POWER IS COMING THROUGH. I CANNOT STRESS ENOUGH THE DANGER OF ELECTRICITY. Be careful.

Place the exposed wires through the back of doppelganger and into the fertilizer bag and plastic diesel bottle. Plug into wall. POWER OFF. UNSCREW BULB SO IT DOESN'T TURN ON.

Whew... you still with me Halimat? It's okay, you can print this out. I hope your captors left you a printer as well?

Righto. Place VERY EXPLOSIVE doppelganger in bed near to the faulty lamp. Actually I should have suggested you make this doppelganger in the bed. (It will be really heavy to carry, so make it in the bed)

Right. Place all small sharp metal objects (nails and ball bearings) around the belly/chest area. POINTING OUTWARD.

Your objective is to call your guards in. The overhead lights will not be working, due to you removing them earlier. (You can drop them on the ground so they don't work)

YOU MUST HIDE IN THE BATHROOM. Fill bath with about 6 inches of COLD water. Lie down in the bath. Cover yourself with wet blanket, and call your guards.

Now your guards will rush in. Turn the light on (it doesn't work right?) They rush to your bedside turning your lamp on!

KKKKAAAABBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM

Napalm claymore!!! The ensuring fireball will remove half of the house, and of course start and very large fire. BE READY TO MOVE!!!

After the initial explosion stay under your blanket, and in the bath. The total confusion will alert everyone in the area. Fire department, authorities and hopefully A LOT of people.

Wait a minute or so. RUN! KEEP YOURSELF COVERED!

HIDE.

Okay once you have escaped, and of course believed dead. Your should be able to get out of the country with ease.

GOOD LUCK!
Claire

Ps. Shit I just thought of something. If your guards have torches you are screwed. Do they have torches???
Okay let me think. I will get back to you soon with alternative.


Strangely enough I have not heard from Princess Halimat. Her e-mail account is still active, so feel free to ask her anything and offer any suggestions you may have to help her escape the evil clutches of her very brutal (yet trusting) captors.

Hogtied to your bed,
Nurse Nasty

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PostPosted: Sun Sep 04, 2005 9:23 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

That escape plan was absolutly mint !!!!

You should copyright it

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PostPosted: Sun Sep 04, 2005 10:12 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Thanks Spot,

I'll send the patent off today.

I know the object of our efforts is to make the mugu-nation work for us, but occassionally I take their desperate plight very personal and just try and make sure that I can provide alternative methods to the 100% risk free deal. If poor Princess Halimat hadn't mentioned she was under house arrest I wouldn't have crafted such an elaborate escape plan. (personally I didn't think she was trying hard enough to get out) especially considering how many millions of dollars she had in a safe box somewhere in europe.

I do try... I feel my efforts on her are wasted.

Damn shame that. I really wanted to read in the world news about the very risky escape and demise by accidental explosive doppelganger.

I don't think it will happen. I can only hope.

Bound and gagged,
Nurse Nasty

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PostPosted: Sun Sep 04, 2005 10:25 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Nurse Nasty,

that was really cool. You are the
greatest Wink
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 05, 2005 2:02 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Iron_Lord wrote:
Nurse Nasty,

that was really cool. You are the
greatest Wink


Thanks Iron Lord, but I feel as though I do not deserve that comment, (especially after my very first post) however as humble as I am about my own greatness I will accept it. I mean who I am to argue with you??? Really...

I am a very small fish in a very deep pond. I do hope to provide more entertainment for you soon. One day I shall try and compete with the Legendary Tale of the Painted Red Breast, or the Great Penis Caper. I am a novice, learning from the true masters.

I am here only to serve.

Whipped and spanked,
Your 100% Risk Free Servant,
Nurse Nasty

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PostPosted: Mon Sep 05, 2005 9:19 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Dear Nurse Nasty,

it is wise you do not argue with me Wink I do insist you
did well. I also read your "first bait" post and I was
impressed again. Right now, I am working on my first
bait. I think the mugu has bitten, so wish me luck.

Take care, lovely.

Iron Lord
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