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Joined: 25 Jun 2005
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Fri Aug 26, 2005 4:10 am
So- typical lad sends me out the typical plaintive crap... his cat is dying of espophogeal cancer that it contracted while playing the Luxembourg Lottery or some such drivel.
I'm irritated with another lad, and decide to just chill this one with a slap in the "I'm really busy and you can just go jump up a rope" modality...
And I will like fo you to kiss my happy fat ass you insensitive bastard.
Are you so fu*king dimwitted and thick between the ears that you cannot
read the most basic language?
I wrote to you that I am busy. I wrote that I have other commitments on
my mind as my wife has just announced her pregnancy with our second
child, and I wrote to you that I am sick of all the media contacts
Now you, like a simple minded half-wit, reply to all of that, that you want to
correct what fu*king email address I use for you.
Well fu*k-wit- I am not going to use any email address for you. Go and
tell your oga that you fu*ked up and got stupid and didn't read the
mumu's letter and now he is quite cross with you, and when your oga is
done beating the sh1t out of you, you may write back to me again, only
this time you will follow directions because you will have read every
single word. You are without a doubt the stupidest piece of offal ever dropped in a roadside ditch by a 2 Naira whore, and that's the good side of your family. Tell your sister I said Hi! and I'm still waiting for the change from my two-penny copper for last night.
Got it fu*k-wit?
Straighten up, brain dead corpse abuser!
So I figured that Captain Frank "I'm pretty stupid but the pain will teach me" Ebola (or whatever his half-wit name is...) would see that:
1. I don't like him.
2. I'm knowledgable about his modalities so he is humping a dry well.
3. There isn't a strong enough cold front today to generate enough snow to freeze Hell, so he probably isn't going to see penny number one from this nasty-ass bastard of a mumu.
So what does the Clown Prince of Neural Impairment write back?
Regards to my mail which I send to you this monning,I am a director in the Nigerian Ministry of Finance,And Chairman contract Award Committee.The over invoice sum of $28.7million was as a result of kick-back from some forerign contractors that executed contract here in Nigeria.But do to my job,we are not allowed to orpperate foreign account here in Nigeria as a civil servant, thats why I and my couleage needs your assisttance in these transaction.
Micheal this its not a jock I want you to assistte me in these business so that I will transfer these contract fund of $28.7Million into your company/private bank account as the beneficiary of the total sum above.Why I don`t want to give out my official email to you it`s because of security reason,because I don`t want to lose my job in office.You know verywell in my first mail I told you that this is CONFIDENTIAL AND URGENT because it`s only I and my couleage know about this fund.And I will not like you to disclosse this to anybody, to avoide an eyebrow.
I will like you to forward the informations I ask you to bring for the trasaction.Your Company name and address,You first and last name,Your
home address,with you private phone and fax numbers,So that my Lawyer will use that to secure some documents which will enable you to claim these fund into your bank account without hitch.
I wait to hearing from you.
Thanks and Godbless,
No- he's not stupid, you have to have nerve function for that.
Of course he DOES want to avoid an eyebrow- so he has that going for him!
_________________ I AWAITING YOUR REPLY AS YOU SAID TO CONSULT THE TIKI, I WANT YOU TO DO SO ASAP <james>
I WILL NOT BE INVOLVED IN ANY ATTEMPT TO DISTABILIZE AN ESTABLISHED GOVT BY ANY GUERILLA MEANS AS IT IS SINFUL AND AGAINST THE WILL OF GOD. <richard>
The road to greatness and goodworks in life is not an anus one can open with one palm. <Rev. Joe>
pls send me that money i need mr .pls for the sack of God ok .thank u <mother sandra>
you are mad not to know that as a renowned international lawyer with wide knowledge on mysticism I can remote control your inner man to yield to complete madness <arman>
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Joined: 06 Jun 2005
Location: Enn Zedd
Fri Aug 26, 2005 5:50 am
Did his email address change between your slapping and his business-as-usual reply?
I suspect that when a lad realises he's not going to get a payout, he sells the scam to some other ignorant guyman. New lad gets a basic briefing and starts from about letter #2 of the script.
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