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 Insulting Mass Bait - Part 2

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KingMage
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 21, 2005 3:28 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Okay, you all think you've had chatty Lads. Well, I believe I have you all beat. I started with a general Insult email (cut and pasted from this forum) and attached a voodoo picture. Now, I certainly didnt expect to get a reply like this. Hope you have a few minutes...

Lady's and Gentleman, may I present a Lad of MANY words.

Quote:
From: DAVID COLEMAN <[email protected]>
To: [email protected]
Date: Aug 20, 2005 2:52 PM
Subject: RE: GUYMAN......MUGU OF THE FIRST ORDER.

THE WORLD BIGGEST FOOL,

HOW ARE YOU DOING TODAY? HOPE YOU'RE ARE COOL IN YOUR STUPITY AND FOLISHNESS..... YOU KNOW THAT YOUR FOSTER FATHER WAS A SLAVE. AND WAS ONE OF THE LAST SETS OF SLAVES WE SOLD OUT IN LAGOS-BADAGRY BUT UNFORTUNATELY DIED IN TRANSIT AND WAS REPORTED THROWN INTO THE SEA FOR THE AQUATIC CREATURES.MAY HIS SOUL REST IN THE SEA AND IF HE DARE TO RECARNATE AGAIN ,WE WILL STILL SELL HIM OF AS A SLAVE AND MAYBE THEN HE WILL BE ABLE TO COMPLETE HIS JOURNEY TO BRAZIL TO WORK IN A TOMATO FARM AND SUGAR CANE PLANTATION.

YOU KNOW YOURSELF THAT YOU NEVER EVER KNEW YOUR OWN FATHER IN THE REAL SENSE BECAUSE YOUR MOTHER HAVING SLEPT WITH ALOT OF MEN AT THOSE SHORT TIME JOINTS IN FEGE-ONITSHA COULD NOT REALLY FIGURE OUT WHO IS YOUR REAL BIOLOGICAL FATHER REMEBER AND SHE HAD TO HANG IT ON YOUR SOCIAL FATHER THAT UNFORTUNATELY OR FORTUNATELY DIED ON HIS WAY TO BRAZIL. CONINCIDENTALLY, IT IS STILL THE SAME SLAVE THATYOUR FOSTER FATHER IS THAT YOU ARE NOW...

..A COINCIDENCE YOU MAY CALL IT...BUT IT IS NOT BECAUSE SLAVERY IS IN YOUR LINAGE..I KNOW YOU WILL BE SMART TO THINK ALONG THAT LINE..... YOU THINK I AM YORUBA....:GOOD AND FINE; BUT I AM NOT. EVEN YOUR SO CALLED ENLISH SMELLS IBO......FUCKING TRADERS THAT BELIEVES IN BUYING AND SELLING PETTY THINGS.IGBO KWENU......UNA STILL DEY CHOP HUMAN BEINGS FOR UNA VILLAGE......

..I HEAR SAY STRANGERS NO DEY PASS NIGHT FOR UNA PLACE ABI NO BE YOUR ELDER BROTHER BE THAT OKOTOKOMA WEY THEY KILL PEOPLE DEY PUT FOR FRIDGE FOR THAT UNA SIDE..... MONEY FIT MAKE IBO MAN KILL IM MAMA SHA.......I SURE SAY YOU NEVER KILL YOUR MAMA FOR MONEY RITUAL SHA THIS ONE WHEN YOUR EYES DEY SHINE LIKE THIEF MAN TOUCH LIGHT ..............WHICH TRADE YOU TOO COME LEARN.....

...I HOPE YOU NO DEY CARRY GUN DEY WAKA UP AND DOWN SHA? ANYWAY IF YOU CARRY GUN SHA NA YOU KNOW BUT THIS WAN WHEN DEM DO DE BAN DIS BAKASSI BOYS FOR UNA SIDE, NO THINK SAY YOU FIT DO AND GO FREE BECCAUSE THE OPC BOYS STILL DEY AND THEM FIT SHOW FOR YOUR AREA WITHOUT PROBLEMS. ANYWAY IF YOU DIE SHA YOUR MAMA NO GO FEEL AM BECAUSE SHE NO EVEN COUNT YOU JOIN THE CHILDREN WHEN SHE BORN AS YOU NO EVEN DEY USEFUL TO YOURSELF NOT TO TALK OF TO YOUR MAMA OR THEY VILLAGE WHEN YOUR MAMA TALK SAY YOUR PAPA COME FROM.

HOW IS YOU MOTHER DOING AT FEGE ONITSHA. TELL YOUR MAMA SAY ONE OF HER OD CUSTOMER SAY MAKE YOU GEETAM SAY I GO SOON COME SEAAM AGAIN....THIS TIME NA BURANTASHI I GO USE FORRAM SO TAY IF SHE SEE YOU SE GO DEY CALL YOU DADDY YOU DOWN TO EARTH MONKEY........

......COME OOOOOH....YOU THINK SAY THIS GAME NA FOR PRIMARY SIX HOLDERS AGAIN ABI NA FOR PEOPLE WEY DEY DO BOY BOY THEY FOLLOW THEIR OGA? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THE LEVEL DON CHANGE SINCE AND NA THE HAPPENING BIG BOYS THEY FOLLOW THE LEVEL THEY FLOW.........HOPE THE GET THE SCHOOL AND SCOPE.........YOU DEY TALK MUGU...YOU WEY BE MUGU....

...ANYWAY, I GO REACH YOU VERY SOON......AND WHEN I DO CHOP YOU....I GO USE SOME OF THE PAY WHEN I TAKE FROM YOU GO SEE YOUR MAMA FOR FEGE-ONITSHA AND I GO STILL GIVAM SOME OF THE MONEY MAKE SHE GIVE ONE OF HER PRODIGAR- VAGABOND SON-YOU MAKE IM TAKE START TRADE AS I HEAR SAY IM-YOU DON ENTER SOME GUYMEN TRAP......I SURE SAY YOU NO DEY PAY ONE GUYMAN SINCE....TALK TRUE NOW........GOOD BOY....NO WONDER THE THING DEY PAIN YOU FOR BODY LIKE THIS.....NOT LET YOUR BODY TOO HOT BECAUSE IF YOUR BODY HOT TOO MUCH OR E COLD TOO MUCH YOU MUST PAY AS A MUGU......HOW MUCH YOU DON PAY SELF WHEN YOUR HEAD DEY HOT LIKE THIS SO TAY YOU GET THE TIME TAKE THEY WRITE RUBBISH LIKE SAY YOU NO GET WORK TO DO WITH YOURSELF.....IF YOU NO GET WORK...LET ME KNOW BOY...

...I FIT GIVE YOUR JOB FOR MY OFFICE MAKE YOU DEY HELP US DEY SWEEP OUR OFFICE PREMISES OR ABI GATEMAN GOOD FOR YOU ?........BECAUSE I KNOW SAY YOU NO GO DEY USEFUL FOR INSIDE THE OFFICE AS YOU NO GET COMMON SENSE FOR INSIDE YOUR HEAD....GUY......NO BE ISIEWU BUSINESS AGAIN OOOOO ABEG MAKE I SIP SMALL STOUT JOOOOO. ...............

.........................I WAN GO CLUB MAKE I GO ENJOY MYSELF JAREEE WITH MY NEW CATCH FROM UNILAG....SHE DEY HERE DEY READ THIS MAIL AND SHE DEY TAKE HAND DEY ROB MY BACK HERE............ ANYWAY I NO GET TIME TOO MUCH FOR THIS OMON IBO WHEN DEY CHOP STONE DEY DRINK WATER JOOOOOOOO......BYE.E NO EASY TO CHOP FOR WHERE PERSON NO SOW...THINK YOU KNOW.......E NO EASYOOOOOOO BUT E STILL DEY HAPPEN WELL WELL AND I JUST COLLECT OF RECENT....YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.....AND IF YOU LIKE TIGHT ROPE FOR YOUR OWN NECK......AND THINK ANYBODY WILL BEG YOU TO DROP THE ROPE.......YOUR MOTHER WILL BE VERY HAPPY BECAUSE YOU HAVE NEVER BEEN USEFUL TO HER FOR ONCE, YOUR VILLAGE TOO WILL BE GLAD BECAUSE THE SEE YOU AS A OSUUUUUU AND WILL BE HAPPY TO EAT YOUR FLESH....CLIFORD ORGI REMEMBER IS ONE OF YOUR SIBBLING...HOW IS HE....REGARDS TO HIM....

.....I BOW FOR UNA SELFOOOOOO......DURING THE BIAFRA WAR YOUR STOCK TURNED THEMSELVES TO BE HERBIVORES( GRASS EATERS) AND WE WERE WAISTING OUR TIME SIMPERTIZING THINKING THAT IT WAS A PRODUCT OF HUNGER BUT THE WAR IS LONG OVER AND YOU PEOPLE HAVE SUDDENLY BECOME CARNIVOROUS......I AM SURE THAT YOU PEOPLE CAME FROM ANOTHER PLANET.......GOD FORBID! TU FUA KWA. PEOPLE WEY NO DEY SHAME....I NO SAY YOU DON SELL YOU SHAME LONG TIME AGO......HOW MUCH YOU SELLAM.......

YORUBA NA IM BE PRSIDOOOOOOO NOW.........WHEN DEM SAY MAKE UNA BRING JUST 1 PERSON TO CONTEST AGAINST BABA SHEGE WETIN HAPPEN? 1 PERSON TURN TO 25 PERSONS ALL FROM OR OF IBO EXTRACTION BECAUSE EVERY IBO MAN OR DI GREEDY...NO ONE WAN STEP DOWN FOR THE OTHER ONE AND AT THE END OF THE DAY ALL OF THEM DROP OUT. WE ONLY SAID FEATURE JUST 1 PERSON.... OT 25....OKAY.....

OOOHH BOY I WAN ROLL GO CLUB NOW GO ENJOY MYSELF.................NA YOU SABI IF YOU WAN DIE FOR SUFFER HEADOOOOOOOOO DAT WAN GO CONCERN YOUOOOOOOOOOOOOO EWUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU.........................WHICH VILLAGE YOU COME FROM SELF....YOU PRESUME I AM YORUBA BUT WRITING RUBBISH IN IBO....

..WHAT A BRILLIANT FOOL YOU ARE...I AM SURE YOU WERE ALWAYS TAKING THEC FIRST POSITION FROM THE REAR DURING YOUR PRIMARY SCHOOL DAYS. IE. POSITION 50 OUT OF A CLASS OF 50. CLAP FOR YOURSELF...ONYIN ARA....IF YOU READ THIS THING FINISH GO DRINK TOMBO PUTTAM THEM CHOP SOME ISIEWU TO STEP UP YOUR GOATISH REASONING AND TOP IT UP WITH SOME GRASS- UGBA.........THANK YOU........MAKE I GIVE THIS BABY 1 BE4 WE GO CLUB JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SHE DEY VEX SAY I DEY WAISTE TIME WILL A HOLLIGAN LIKE YOU WRITING....


And that was just one single email! I was quite impressed with this Lad.

This email in itself is a trophy!

-KingMage

P.S. SEE WHERE THE INSULTS ALL STARTED.
http://www.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=41972

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"Bloody pro-obasanjo monkey." - Mr.Desmond Paul
"GOD BLESS YOU LIFE TAKER" - ky mohamed
"WHAT A BRILLIANT FOOL YOU ARE..." - DAVID COLEMAN
"GOD BLESS U FOR USING MAD WORDS AGAINST ME" - ROCHAS EGO
"DIE, DIE DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE AMEN AMEN AMEN. COMFIRMED." - MR. RAZIM HARUNA
"ook you boisterous and foolish yoruba man,stop contacting me" - Dr Richard
"Keep it up and God will surely strike you one day if you continue to send people this ugly something." - Mr. FBI
"YOU ARE A STARK ILLITERATE, EDUCATED BY A HE-GOAT WITH GOAT SHIT. " - Gregory Chin
"YOU CANT EVEN SPEACH NIC ENGLISH" - Peter Leo

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KingMage
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 21, 2005 3:33 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Another for your viewing pleasure.

Quote:
From: Paul mashishi <[email protected]>
To: [email protected]
Date: Aug 20, 2005 2:58 AM
Subject: Idiot

Your mother will be Fulk in the PRESENT OF U , UR FATHER ,
AND UR MOTHER BREAST WILL BE SLAUGHTER , SO U AND UR
BROTHERS AND SISTERS CAN U IT TOO COOK FOR DECEMBER.
STUPID ANIMAL,
GBAWA WA. UR FATHERS HEAD IS NEED AT t JUNKION FOR SACRIFY
PLY DON CRY ANNYMORE STUPID ANIMAL.


I like the insult modality....Quick results, guess im just impatient :]

_________________
"Bloody pro-obasanjo monkey." - Mr.Desmond Paul
"GOD BLESS YOU LIFE TAKER" - ky mohamed
"WHAT A BRILLIANT FOOL YOU ARE..." - DAVID COLEMAN
"GOD BLESS U FOR USING MAD WORDS AGAINST ME" - ROCHAS EGO
"DIE, DIE DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE AMEN AMEN AMEN. COMFIRMED." - MR. RAZIM HARUNA
"ook you boisterous and foolish yoruba man,stop contacting me" - Dr Richard
"Keep it up and God will surely strike you one day if you continue to send people this ugly something." - Mr. FBI
"YOU ARE A STARK ILLITERATE, EDUCATED BY A HE-GOAT WITH GOAT SHIT. " - Gregory Chin
"YOU CANT EVEN SPEACH NIC ENGLISH" - Peter Leo
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 21, 2005 3:42 am Reply with quoteBack to top

That first e-mail is a thing of beauty and a joy forever. Smile

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KingMage
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 21, 2005 3:48 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Indeed. My first trophy, and it wasnt even a picture! I just may have to print it out and frame it! God, please let him be in a chatty mood tonight when he gets another insult mail :]

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"Bloody pro-obasanjo monkey." - Mr.Desmond Paul
"GOD BLESS YOU LIFE TAKER" - ky mohamed
"WHAT A BRILLIANT FOOL YOU ARE..." - DAVID COLEMAN
"GOD BLESS U FOR USING MAD WORDS AGAINST ME" - ROCHAS EGO
"DIE, DIE DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE AMEN AMEN AMEN. COMFIRMED." - MR. RAZIM HARUNA
"ook you boisterous and foolish yoruba man,stop contacting me" - Dr Richard
"Keep it up and God will surely strike you one day if you continue to send people this ugly something." - Mr. FBI
"YOU ARE A STARK ILLITERATE, EDUCATED BY A HE-GOAT WITH GOAT SHIT. " - Gregory Chin
"YOU CANT EVEN SPEACH NIC ENGLISH" - Peter Leo
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 21, 2005 8:36 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I sent the following mail out of boredom, and because I had 300 mails in my catcher account.

Quote:
AKWUNA IHE ANA AKPO IHEA IMERE BU AMAGHI IHE OLU TUO GI IDA INOGIDE ISI MBA YA BU AMAGHI IHE. INWERE OKE OHERE IDE EDEMEDE DI ETU A. SO GA NA ULO UKOCHUKWU UNU KUZIBE OMIMI ASUSU IGBO. O BU YA BU AKA OLU GI. AGAGHI M AKPO ONYE AMAGHI IHE IYI MAKA OBAGHI URU.

YOU ARE IGBO GAY HOMOSEXUAL GOAT FUCKER. YOUR MOTHER IS A 4 NAIRA WHORE AND YOUR FATHER IS A DISEASED MONKEY


Got my first reply

Quote:
[email protected]

INFACT YOU ARE A TOTAL *DELETED* TIMES TEN MAY GOD RENDER U USELESS.
EWU YOUAND I WHO BETTER PASS.ASSHOLE.DONT WORRY ME AGAIN IN YOUR LIFE.
PLEASE LET ME BE .


Isn't that special? He wants to be left alone...

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i never believe that you can matreat me this way--- Veronica Wachira, Senegal

komodada(at)uku.co.uk : INFACT YOU ARE A TOTAL *DELETED* TIMES TEN MAY GOD RENDER U USELESS. EWU YOUAND I WHO BETTER PASS.ASSHOLE.DONT WORRY ME AGAIN IN YOUR LIFE. PLEASE LET ME BE .
Screwing with others siggy lines is NOT a nice thing to do! In character, yes, nice...no!
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 21, 2005 10:23 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Heh...dont worry, I wont bother him with my insults :]

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"Bloody pro-obasanjo monkey." - Mr.Desmond Paul
"GOD BLESS YOU LIFE TAKER" - ky mohamed
"WHAT A BRILLIANT FOOL YOU ARE..." - DAVID COLEMAN
"GOD BLESS U FOR USING MAD WORDS AGAINST ME" - ROCHAS EGO
"DIE, DIE DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE AMEN AMEN AMEN. COMFIRMED." - MR. RAZIM HARUNA
"ook you boisterous and foolish yoruba man,stop contacting me" - Dr Richard
"Keep it up and God will surely strike you one day if you continue to send people this ugly something." - Mr. FBI
"YOU ARE A STARK ILLITERATE, EDUCATED BY A HE-GOAT WITH GOAT SHIT. " - Gregory Chin
"YOU CANT EVEN SPEACH NIC ENGLISH" - Peter Leo
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Joined: 26 May 2005
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 22, 2005 2:57 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I've used the following, which is, if my memory serves me correctly, a variation of an insult on found here:

NNA GI NA ARA MKPURU AMU YOU MUMU PASS YOURSELF.ODE BURUKU,OLOSHE,OLORIBU,IYALAYAEH, NNEGI WU AKWUNA NNAGi WU ONYE OHI,FOOL LIKE YOU.YOU ARE SMALL BOY.MAKE BED WITH VILLAGE CHICKENS.I COME FOR YOU GOAT LOVER BOY.

says it all really, though I do think that an extended meditation on vowels might help (if you know what I mean ooooooooooooooooooooeeeee)

cheers
Tub

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Fiduciary Agent: "junky, donkey monkey aboky na u .............."

Jean Atoh: "You must be a chronic idiot and stupid to the core. I do not want you to email me again, you can go to blazes bloody bastard. A full that cannot even express himself"

Global Service: "You have kept me in total confusion with your last couples of emails and i wish to understand more."


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KingMage
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 22, 2005 6:22 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Quote:
From: Donald Van Oliver <[email protected]>
To: Doodie <[email protected]>
Date: Aug 20, 2005 9:41 PM
Subject: Re: GUYMAN HELP U

RETURN TO SENDER............I HAVE NO BACKGROUND................NO BASIS.....................
..........YOU ARE A FORGETTEN STORY.


Hate when they do the Back To Sender modality on me.....:]
"I know you are, but what am I?" :]

_________________
"Bloody pro-obasanjo monkey." - Mr.Desmond Paul
"GOD BLESS YOU LIFE TAKER" - ky mohamed
"WHAT A BRILLIANT FOOL YOU ARE..." - DAVID COLEMAN
"GOD BLESS U FOR USING MAD WORDS AGAINST ME" - ROCHAS EGO
"DIE, DIE DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE AMEN AMEN AMEN. COMFIRMED." - MR. RAZIM HARUNA
"ook you boisterous and foolish yoruba man,stop contacting me" - Dr Richard
"Keep it up and God will surely strike you one day if you continue to send people this ugly something." - Mr. FBI
"YOU ARE A STARK ILLITERATE, EDUCATED BY A HE-GOAT WITH GOAT SHIT. " - Gregory Chin
"YOU CANT EVEN SPEACH NIC ENGLISH" - Peter Leo
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ugumaru
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 22, 2005 9:51 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Sent this with a 2,3 meg bmp to a few mugus and waiting for replies Very Happy
Quote:
Subject: pls tell me how to send you the money
-----------------------------------------------------------
NNA GI NA ARA MKPURU AMU YOU MUUUMMMMUUUUUUU.ODE BURUKU,OLOSHE,OLORIBU,IYALAYAEH, NNEGI WU AKWUNA NNAGi WU ONYE OHI,FOOOOOOOOOOOOL LIKE U. U ARE SMAAALL BOOOI. MAKE BED WITH VILLAGE GOATS MUMUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU.

I PLACE THE FOLOWING CURSES ON U:
>>> olokun,okhian gbeluwahia,ivbio orhiovban,vbe eze <<<
IN TEH NEXXXXXT WEKS U WILL NOTICE THAT ON AJI OTU NNE GI THE FACE OF OBUKLE WIL APPEER. THAN U WILL HEAR VOICES TAHT WILL BECOME LOUDER WITH EVERY BREATH U TAKE. SOOOOON U WIL PASS URSELF AND DIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE MUMUUUUUU
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
PS: Tihs curses are one-way-curses. To return Them U wil have too ad a LOOOOOOOOnger curse from U MUGU or they will be 91400 xx time on U, ur goat, ur uncle an generation.


I hope they like it and read the "disclaimer" before replying.
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 22, 2005 12:17 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

The gift that just keeps on giving....

Quote:
SWEATING HE GOAT,

WHY IS IT THAT IGBO CARRY ALL THE WORLD PROBLEM ON THEIR HEAD AND MOST ESPECIALLY YOU. I AM PRAYING FOR YOU FOR YOUR TO A SMILE ON YOUR FACE ONE DAY, AS I CAN SEE YOUR FACE FULL OF BITTERNESS AND SORROWFULNESS.

REMAIN THERE TILL JESUS COME.

SAY AMEN

YOU SON OF BEACH.


Daytona Beach? Maui? I can deal with that Laughing

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i never believe that you can matreat me this way--- Veronica Wachira, Senegal

komodada(at)uku.co.uk : INFACT YOU ARE A TOTAL *DELETED* TIMES TEN MAY GOD RENDER U USELESS. EWU YOUAND I WHO BETTER PASS.ASSHOLE.DONT WORRY ME AGAIN IN YOUR LIFE. PLEASE LET ME BE .
Screwing with others siggy lines is NOT a nice thing to do! In character, yes, nice...no!
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 22, 2005 1:50 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Made another "scary" picture for the mugus:
Image

Feel free to use it Very Happy
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 22, 2005 10:05 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Well, my prayers have been answered....My chatty Lad has come through again! Get a lod of this one!

Quote:
From: DAVID COLEMAN
To: [email protected]
Date: Aug 20, 2005 2:52 PM
Subject: RE: GUYMAN......MUGU OF THE FIRST ORDER.

JUJU MAN-BIG MAGA,

HOW ARE YOU DOING TODAY? HOPE YOU ARE DOING PRETTY GOOD AMIDST STUPIDITY. THE WEEK HAS JUST BEGUN AND YOU'VE STARTED WITH NOT ONLY YOUR MAIL THAT LACKS GOOD ENGLISH AN INDICATION THAT YOU DID NOT COMPLETE YOUR PRIMARY SCHOOL OR SOMETHING. ABI NO BE PRIMARY 5 YOU RUN COMMOT FOR SCHOOL DEY SELL GALA AND POP CORN UP AND DOWN FOR ONITSHA?

YOU, SEE THIS IS THE REASON WHY YOU BELIEVE TOO MUCH IN YOUR DOWN TO EARTH MOTHER FUCKING IBO LANGUAGE AND THAT ACCOUNTS PROPERLY FOR THE REASON WHY YOU CANNOT WRITE A SIMPLE SENTENCE WITHOUT MIXING IT UP WITH YOUR NATIVE LANGUAGE....O BOY... ADULT EDUCATION CLASS STILL DEYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOO GO START FROM PRIMARY 5 AGAIN...IT IS NEVER TOO LATE AT LEAST BEFORE YOU COMPLETE YOUR SECONDARY SCHOOL, THEN YOU WILL BE 60 YEARS OLD.

HOWEVER, PEOPLE OF YOUR KIND ARE THE ONES THAT BELIEVE MUCH IN JUJU AND THIS IS WHY YOU HARDLY MAKE EVEN A STATEMENT WITHOUT MENTIONING JUJU.SO TAY YOU DEY TAKE JUJU DEY PROUD? WHO CARES ABOUT YOU AND YOU DOWN TO EARTH JUJU?



ONE THING IS CERTAIN, IF YOU ENTER MY LINE....YOU KNOW, I GO WACK YOU AND YOUR JUJU ONE HAND AND ONE TOUCH AND YOUR JUJU GO DEY SLEEP BECAUSE I AM A VHILD OF GOD AND CREATED IN GOD'S FULL IMAGE OKAY........IF YOU DOUBT WHAT I AM SAY JUST PUT ONLY 10 ON TOP OF YOUR JUJU AND LEAVE IT OVER NIGHT; YOUR CO- VILLAGERS WILL TAKE IT AND GROOVE THE HELL OUT OF THE 10K WHILE YOUR JUJU WILL BE SLEEPING BUT FOOLS LIKE YOU WILL BE QUICK TO SAY THAT IT IS THE JUJU ITSELF THAT HAS TAKEN AND SPENT THE 10K BECAUSE YOU ARE A BIG DAFT.

MY FRIEND, WERE YOU AN ATILOGU DANCER OR A MASQURADER OR MASQURADE CARRIER OR WEARER?..... MY FRIEND NA GOD-JESUS DEY REIGN OKAY SO YOU CAN SEE THAT ALL THOSE YOUR JUJU WILL NOT LEAD YOU ANYWHERE...BE CLOSE TO GOD AND YOU WILL BE A HAPPIER MAN......MY SINCERE ADVICE....YOUR JUJU CANNOT HELP YOU BECAUSE THEY DO NOT SEE, DO NOT TALK OR WORK, AND DO NOT EVEN HEAR...YOU GET THE DIAGRAM OR THE SCHOOL... BE A FRIEND TO THE ONLY SAVIOUR---------OUR LORD JESUS CHRIST AND YOU WILL SEE THAT ALL THOSE LOADS OF JUJU THAT IS WAYING YOU DOWN ALREADY AND WHICH YOU OUT OF IGNORANCE IS STILL CARYING AROUND WILL BECOME THINGS OF THE PAST AS A CHANGED MAN.IE. YOU LIFE WILL NOT BE SAME AGAIN....JUST TRY JESUS..OKAY...EMBRACE GOD AND BE BLESSED BUT IF YOU CHOOSE TO REMAIN WITH YOUR JUJU....NA YOU SABIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHH.

MY GIRL FRIEND SAY MAKE I GREET YOUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.ABI YOU WAN SEEEEAAAMMM.. NA ANGELOOOOOO.....YOU KNOW SAY YOU NO FIT RAP BABE NOW. ANYWAY, I NO BLAME YOU BECAUSE NO SO THOSE BOY BOY BUYING AND SELLING TRADERS BI. TO TALK TO BABE NA WAHALA, WAEC AND GCE AND I NO SAY YOU JUST GRADUATE FROM YOU BOY BOY LEVEL...HOPE YOUR OGA SETTLE YOU SHA? IF E NO SETTLE YOU TELL ME......MAKE I COME BUST BOTTLE FOR IM HEAD FOR NOT SETTLING YOU? WAITOOO ABI YOU RUN COMMOT NO COMPLETE YOU BOY BOYISHIP? ...IF THAT IS THE CASE YOU DO NOT AND WILL NOT MERIT ANY SETTLEMENT.

ANYWAY MY WEEKEND WAS COOL...ENOUGH F*CK, GROOVE , SHACKING AND OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOING.... YOU KNOW. ABI NA ONLY YOU CARRY NIGERIA PROBLEM PUT FOR HEAD? IF NA SO NIGERIA DEY FOR YOUR HANDOOOOOOO OTINKPU. MAKE I TAKE MY CALL JARE..MAKE NA ONE OF THOSE MUGU LIKE YOU JOOOOOOOOOOOOO.


This Lad is priceless! I sure hope someone is baiting him, i can only imagine how good it could turn out!

And one more response, not as chatty, but still worth a read

Quote:
From: ROCHAS EGO <[email protected]>
To: Doodie <[email protected]>
Date: Aug 22, 2005 2:14 AM
Subject: BE GUYMAN NOT A MUGU CUZ U BEHAVED LIKE ONE

I THOUGHT YOU MUST HAVE KNOWN BETTER IN THIS TWENTY FIRST CENTURY. I AM A NIGERIA AND I THOUGHT YOU MUST HAVE KNOWN THE DAMM THINGS THAT HAS BEEN HAPPENING IN NIJA ALL THE SAME GOD BLESS U FOR USING MAD WORDS AGAINST ME CUZ I HAVE NOT TOLD U ANYTHING BAD I JUST PROPOSED TO U FOR SOMETHING AND U TURNED BACK CAUSING ME GOD BLESS U AND TRY AND CHANGE THIS UR LIFE.


Well, back to work for me!

-KingMage

P.S. Excellent work ugumaru, I will incorperate it into my insults. Thanks!

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"Bloody pro-obasanjo monkey." - Mr.Desmond Paul
"GOD BLESS YOU LIFE TAKER" - ky mohamed
"WHAT A BRILLIANT FOOL YOU ARE..." - DAVID COLEMAN
"GOD BLESS U FOR USING MAD WORDS AGAINST ME" - ROCHAS EGO
"DIE, DIE DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE AMEN AMEN AMEN. COMFIRMED." - MR. RAZIM HARUNA
"ook you boisterous and foolish yoruba man,stop contacting me" - Dr Richard
"Keep it up and God will surely strike you one day if you continue to send people this ugly something." - Mr. FBI
"YOU ARE A STARK ILLITERATE, EDUCATED BY A HE-GOAT WITH GOAT SHIT. " - Gregory Chin
"YOU CANT EVEN SPEACH NIC ENGLISH" - Peter Leo
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 22, 2005 10:19 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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YOU, SEE THIS IS THE REASON WHY YOU BELIEVE TOO MUCH IN YOUR DOWN TO EARTH MOTHER FUCKING IBO LANGUAGE AND THAT ACCOUNTS PROPERLY FOR THE REASON WHY YOU CANNOT WRITE A SIMPLE SENTENCE WITHOUT MIXING IT UP WITH YOUR NATIVE LANGUAGE....O BOY... ADULT EDUCATION CLASS STILL DEYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ...

seems like he can write a simple sentence without his native language, lol

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IF YOU DOUBT WHAT I AM SAY JUST PUT ONLY 10 ON TOP OF YOUR JUJU AND LEAVE IT OVER NIGHT; YOUR CO- VILLAGERS WILL TAKE IT AND GROOVE THE HELL OUT OF THE 10K WHILE YOUR JUJU WILL BE SLEEPING ...

he likes recieving jujus ...

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MY GIRL FRIEND SAY MAKE I GREET YOUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

typo here. should be "GAY FRIEND". and why he said "YOUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" should be made clear by this correction.

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ANYWAY MY WEEKEND WAS COOL...ENOUGH F*CK, GROOVE , SHACKING AND OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOING.... YOU KNOW.

he confirms my theory of his friend.

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P.S. Excellent work ugumaru, I will incorperate it into my insults. Thanks!


thx for using it Wink
this chatty mugu should enjoy it, especially the upside-down pentagram ^^
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 23, 2005 4:35 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Another Happy Customer!

Quote:
From: jennifer marisa <[email protected]>
To: Doodie <[email protected]>
Date: Aug 20, 2005 4:12 AM
Subject: Re: GUYMAN

dearest idiot

if i get you ,god will strike you ,onye ara like you

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"Bloody pro-obasanjo monkey." - Mr.Desmond Paul
"GOD BLESS YOU LIFE TAKER" - ky mohamed
"WHAT A BRILLIANT FOOL YOU ARE..." - DAVID COLEMAN
"GOD BLESS U FOR USING MAD WORDS AGAINST ME" - ROCHAS EGO
"DIE, DIE DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE AMEN AMEN AMEN. COMFIRMED." - MR. RAZIM HARUNA
"ook you boisterous and foolish yoruba man,stop contacting me" - Dr Richard
"Keep it up and God will surely strike you one day if you continue to send people this ugly something." - Mr. FBI
"YOU ARE A STARK ILLITERATE, EDUCATED BY A HE-GOAT WITH GOAT SHIT. " - Gregory Chin
"YOU CANT EVEN SPEACH NIC ENGLISH" - Peter Leo
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 23, 2005 7:23 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Another from my chatty Lad. After curseing him, I asked him if he was "big 419 guyman" His response:

Quote:
From: DAVID COLEMAN
To: [email protected]
Date: Aug 23, 2005 11:36 AM
Subject: Re: GUYMAN......MUGU OF THE FIRST ORDER.

UNA DI TIME WEY YOU TAKE DEY WRITE ALL THESE YOUR JUJU BULLSHITS IS ENOUGH FOR YOU TO ADD 1+ TO MAKE 2

I HAVE TOLD YOU TO EMBRACE THE LORD AND FORSAKE ALL THESE YOUR JUJU BULLSHITS BECAUSE IT WILL LEAD YOU TO NO WHERE.

I STILL COLLECT SMALL TODAY FROM ONE MUGU LIKE YOU... BUT E NO TOO BIG.....BUT IT CAN BUY A V-BOOT CA TO JOIN THE 5 CARS ....MAYBE I GO TAKE THE CHANGE BUY ONE SMALL HONDA HALA FOR MY BABEE UNA HOW U SEAM?...... I WAN GO GROOVE JAREEEEEEEE.

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"Bloody pro-obasanjo monkey." - Mr.Desmond Paul
"GOD BLESS YOU LIFE TAKER" - ky mohamed
"WHAT A BRILLIANT FOOL YOU ARE..." - DAVID COLEMAN
"GOD BLESS U FOR USING MAD WORDS AGAINST ME" - ROCHAS EGO
"DIE, DIE DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE AMEN AMEN AMEN. COMFIRMED." - MR. RAZIM HARUNA
"ook you boisterous and foolish yoruba man,stop contacting me" - Dr Richard
"Keep it up and God will surely strike you one day if you continue to send people this ugly something." - Mr. FBI
"YOU ARE A STARK ILLITERATE, EDUCATED BY A HE-GOAT WITH GOAT SHIT. " - Gregory Chin
"YOU CANT EVEN SPEACH NIC ENGLISH" - Peter Leo
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 23, 2005 7:52 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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UNA DI TIME WEY YOU TAKE DEY WRITE ALL THESE YOUR JUJU BULLSHITS IS ENOUGH FOR YOU TO ADD 1+ TO MAKE 2


Code:
for($=1;$<3;$++)
{
juju;
}

??
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 24, 2005 4:09 am Reply with quoteBack to top

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From: peter daniel <[email protected]>
To: Doodie <[email protected]>
Date: Aug 23, 2005 1:20 PM
Subject: RE: ACCOUNT INFO

F*CK YOU.COS YOU MUST HAVE BEEN CURSED FROM BEYOND.TRY AND ATTEND AN ENGLISH LECTURE TO UNDERSTAND THE LANGUAGE PROPERLY.
HAVE A F*CKIN DAY WITH YOUR FAMILY......


Foul mouthed little bugger this one...:]

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"Bloody pro-obasanjo monkey." - Mr.Desmond Paul
"GOD BLESS YOU LIFE TAKER" - ky mohamed
"WHAT A BRILLIANT FOOL YOU ARE..." - DAVID COLEMAN
"GOD BLESS U FOR USING MAD WORDS AGAINST ME" - ROCHAS EGO
"DIE, DIE DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE AMEN AMEN AMEN. COMFIRMED." - MR. RAZIM HARUNA
"ook you boisterous and foolish yoruba man,stop contacting me" - Dr Richard
"Keep it up and God will surely strike you one day if you continue to send people this ugly something." - Mr. FBI
"YOU ARE A STARK ILLITERATE, EDUCATED BY A HE-GOAT WITH GOAT SHIT. " - Gregory Chin
"YOU CANT EVEN SPEACH NIC ENGLISH" - Peter Leo
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 24, 2005 8:31 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

My chatty Lad strikes again! Ive been tryin to get a picture outa this guy...ill keep working on it...

Quote:
From: DAVID COLEMAN
To: [email protected]
Date: Aug 20, 2005 2:52 PM
Subject: RE: GUYMAN......MUGU OF THE FIRST ORDER.

MY GOOD FRIEND-TO-BE IN THE LORD,

HOW ARE YOU DOING TODAY? HOPE YOU ARE COOL. I AM COOL WITH MY GIRL.. SHE IS STILL ON THE BED WHEN I LEFT FOR THE OFFICE...RIGHT..... MY GUY LIKE I SAID FORGET THOSE YOUR JUJU STUFFS AND EMBRACE THE LORD AND YOU WILL SEE THAT YOUR LIFE WILL CHANGE NOT ONLY FOR THE BETTER BUT FOR THE BEST....OKAY AND I STRONGLY FEEL THAT YOU NEED THAT CHANGE FROM YOUR DARKNESS NOW (YOUR JUJU STUFF) TO LIGHT (THE ONLY LIVING ONE-THE LORD-GOD).

YOU SEE, I PUZZLES ME THAT YOU ARE STILL TALKING LIKE THIS MAN....CAN YOU SEE...WAKEUP AND SEE THE LIGHT BABE.....THE LORD IS ON THE THRONE AND IN FULL CONTROL AND ALWAYS REMEMBER THAT AT THE JUST MENTION OF JESUS CHRIST EVERY KNEEL MUST BOW AND EVERY TONGUE SHALL CONFESS.......THIS INCLUDES OR EXCLUDES YOUR JUJU BECAUSE IT IS NOT LIVING..CANT TALK, SING, PLAY OR HELP AND HAS NO KNEELS EITHER......YOU GET THE FLOW. SO EVEN IF I SEND YOU MY PHOTOGRAPH NOW; YOUR JUJU WILL BE WASTED BECAUSE ONCE YOU PUT MY PHOTOGRAPH THERE THE WHOLE THING WILL CATCH FIRE AND BURNT TO ASHES.......YOU KNOW WHY? BECAUSE I AM A CHILD OF THE ONLY LIVING AND MIGHTY GOD. FORGET THAT I AM RIGHT NOW INTO SOME LEVELS OR RUNS.....BUT YOU SEE FOR EVERYTHING UNDER THE SUN AND EARTH THERE IS TIME (ECCLESIASTES 3 : 1 - Cool. ...A TIME TO BE BORN; A TIME TO DIE;A TIME TO PLANT AND A TIME TO PLUCK WHAT HAS BEEN PLANTED; A TIME TO KILL AND A TIME TO HEAL WOUNDS; A TIME BREAK DOWN AND A TIME TO BUILD UP; A TIME TO LAUGH AND A TIME TO MOURN; A TIME TO CAST AWAY STONE AND A TIME TO GATHER STONES TIME TO LOVE AND TIME TO HATE; TIME TO GAIN AND TIME TO LOSE A TIME TO KEEP SILENCE AND A TIME TO SPEAK ETC TEC:: ETC:::::::

:::::::SO GO THROUGH THAT PORTION IN YOUR BIBLE BECAUSE THE BIBLE IS FOR ME AND YOU OKAY AND YOU WILL SEE THAT THERE IS TIME FOR JUST EVERYTHING......I F...SO THAT SOME PEOPLE .... AND THIS IS WHY I AM TELLING YOU AS MY OWN BROTHER IN CHRIST-TO- BE THAT IT IS TIME YOU TURN AWAY FROM THOSE JUJU THINGS, TALKS, THAUGHT,REASONING , DOING THINGS ETC AND EMBRACE THE LIVING GOD........ BECAUSE THE ONE YOU ARE PRESENTLY SERVING IS NOT LIVING.....DEAD....CAN'T TALK, WALK,SPEAK...BUT SOMEONE IS DOING THE TALKING, SPEAKING AND THOSE SO CALLED INTERPRETATION FOR THE DEAD god-JUJU.......BUT COME...HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT WHAT THE INTERPRETER IS SAYING IS FROM THE DEAD JUJU.......THINK OF IT MY BROTHER....HOW ARE YOU SURE THAT THE MAN DOING THE INTERPPRETATION IS NOT JUST SAYING THINGS JUST TO GET SOMETHING FROM YOU OR EVEN MAKE THINGS LOOK MORE DIFFICULT FOR YOU MY BROTHER....THINK OF THIS THINGS AND TRY TO CHANGE TOWARDS THE LIGHT PART........IT MIGHT NOT BE JUST THAT EASY BUT A SIMPLE MAKE UP OF YOUR MIND AND GIVING IT A TRIAL AND GO TO ONE OF THESE PENTICOSTAL CHURCH WILL CONVINCE YOUMY BROTHER...... I WAS ONCE LIKE YOU..THIS IS THE TRUTH... BUT SINCE I HAVE KNOW THE LIVING GOD....THING HAS CHANGED.....FORGET THAT FACT THAT WE CAME ACROSS EACH OTHER IN THIS MANNER.....MAYBE WE ARE DESTINED TO MEET THIS WAY AFTER MUCH INSULTS AND ABUSES........I DO CARE...IS ONE OF THOSE THINGS IN LEVEL...MEET WITH DIFFRENT KIND OF PEOPLE..MAGINARY AND IMMAGINARY ETC... OKAY..

NOW YOU CAN SEE FOR YOURSELF THAT THE JUJU DOES NOT HAVE A FIXED LAW OR RULE AS YOU HAVE THE 10 COMMANDMENTS IN THE BIBLE........AND THIS READILY GIVE ROOM TO SOME PEOPLE WHO CLAIMS THAT THEY ARE CLOSE TO THE JUJU AND UNDERSTAND WHAT THE JUJU IS SAYING TO REAP OFF OTHER PEOPLE EASILY:::THAT IS JOBBING TOO:::AKA 419......THE SAME THING WE ARE ALL DOING......ABI HOW YOU SEAAMMMM.....MALAM AND ABOKI NA DI SAME JOOOOOOO......I DEY TELL YOU SAY SEE MALLAM YOU DEY ASK ME WEDER HE HOLD OR CARRY KNIFE......NA DI SAME LEVEL.......BUT LEVEL DIFFRENT SHA......NA DI ONE WEY DEM KNOW BE DAT....SO I ONLY DEY SORRY FOR THOSE ONES WEY NEVER KNOW THOSE LEVELS.......ME I DO PASS THAT LEVEL...NOTHING DEY THEIR...COME OOOH IF YOU BE REAL JUJU MAN .YOU TOO FIT DEY DO JOB NOW......I THINK YOU KNOW....WE FIT WORK TOGETHER FOR ONLY ONE PLACE.......TAKE THE JUJU GO CARRY ALL THE FOREIGN CURRNCY WEY DEY FOR CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA......THAT IS ALLL HOW YOU SEEAAM.......YOU NO GO FIT DO AAAMMM AND YOU DEY TAKE JUJU THEY PROUD........BUT SOME GUYS DEY WHEN DEY DO

TAKE GOOD CARE OF YOURSELF AND THINK OF MY MESSAGE AND BE BLESSED. MAYBE I WILL LIKE TO MEET YOU ON ONE TO ONE SOMEDAY...BUT JUST KEEP IN TOUCH.

GOD BLESS YOU.

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"Bloody pro-obasanjo monkey." - Mr.Desmond Paul
"GOD BLESS YOU LIFE TAKER" - ky mohamed
"WHAT A BRILLIANT FOOL YOU ARE..." - DAVID COLEMAN
"GOD BLESS U FOR USING MAD WORDS AGAINST ME" - ROCHAS EGO
"DIE, DIE DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE AMEN AMEN AMEN. COMFIRMED." - MR. RAZIM HARUNA
"ook you boisterous and foolish yoruba man,stop contacting me" - Dr Richard
"Keep it up and God will surely strike you one day if you continue to send people this ugly something." - Mr. FBI
"YOU ARE A STARK ILLITERATE, EDUCATED BY A HE-GOAT WITH GOAT SHIT. " - Gregory Chin
"YOU CANT EVEN SPEACH NIC ENGLISH" - Peter Leo
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 24, 2005 8:52 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I sent out a copy of the World's biggest Fool to a couple of my favorite guymen, and one was very enthusiastic about it. Razz
-------------------------------------------------------------
u are the bigest fool on planet earth
OOHH BOY I WAN ROLL GO CAFE NOW GO SEND MUGU LIKE U AND UR FAMILY MAIL
SOOOOOOOOOOOOO.................NA YOU
>SABI IF YOU WAN DIE FOR SUFFER HEADOOOOOOOOO DAT WAN GO CONCERN
>YOUOOOOOOOOOOOOO EWUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU.........................WHICH
>VILLAGE YOU COME FROM SELF....YOU PRESUbo ME I U ARE EWUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>THE GOAT BUT WRITING
>RUBBISH LIKE A BOUNCH OF GABAGE THAT I AM>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

O BOY IF U NOR FIT HELP ME DON"T JUST REPLY EWU LIKE U U THINK U KNOW EVERY
THING STUPID U ARE LUCKY I DON"T INSULT PEOPLE PARENT SEE I'M JUST GROWING
OK AND I TELLU ME BROTHER NA WOMAN BE YOUR DESTINY UR DESTINY NA JUST SAY
YOUR WOMAN GO KILL UR SILLY ASS EWU ABEG I USE GOD BAG U I WANT MAKE U
REALLY KNOW HOW THIS MAIL WEY U SEND ME PAIN ME AND I WANT MAKE U FEEL SAME
WAY IF U WANT READ THIS MAILE READ AM WHERE UR GIRL WEY U CASH FROM UNILAG
DEY MAKE U SEE IF SHE GO READ UR RUB UR GORILLA CHEST WHY U HATE IGBO PEOPLE
ANYWAY I BE YOUNG GUY MAN FROM SAPELE WARRI SO
BROSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAA U DON FUCK UP IF U CAN'T HELP
DON'T EVER REPLY ME COS I'M GONNA MAKE UR LIFE SO MISRABLE AND HOPELESS LIKE
IT IS OK THANKS


SIR OLU OGHONETEGA
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 24, 2005 10:14 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Beautiful Sharkbait! Love it! If you feel like sharing this mugu, PM me, i wouldnt mind haveing a go at him :]

-KingMage

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"Bloody pro-obasanjo monkey." - Mr.Desmond Paul
"GOD BLESS YOU LIFE TAKER" - ky mohamed
"WHAT A BRILLIANT FOOL YOU ARE..." - DAVID COLEMAN
"GOD BLESS U FOR USING MAD WORDS AGAINST ME" - ROCHAS EGO
"DIE, DIE DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE AMEN AMEN AMEN. COMFIRMED." - MR. RAZIM HARUNA
"ook you boisterous and foolish yoruba man,stop contacting me" - Dr Richard
"Keep it up and God will surely strike you one day if you continue to send people this ugly something." - Mr. FBI
"YOU ARE A STARK ILLITERATE, EDUCATED BY A HE-GOAT WITH GOAT SHIT. " - Gregory Chin
"YOU CANT EVEN SPEACH NIC ENGLISH" - Peter Leo
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 25, 2005 10:14 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Hooray, got my first answer to this one:
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from <[email protected]>
Subject: URGENT: PASSPORT FOR FINISHING THE TRANSFER
PLEASE FIND A SCAM OF MY PASSPORT ATTACHED. NOW WE CAN FINISH THE DEAL
QUICKLY. DO YOU NEED SOME MORE MONEY? I WOULD BE ABLE TO SEND YOU ANOTER
$1200 THROUGH WESTERN UNION.

YOURS IVAN PETER HAPPILI

attached were those pictures, renamed as "passport.jpg" and "passport2.jpg"

ImageImage

reply from mugu:
Quote:
From: wilson wright <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: URGENT: PASSPORT FOR FINISHING THE TRANSFER?
Message:
I wish you the same


Well, lets try some "one-way-curses" Wink
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 25, 2005 2:24 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

KingMage wrote:
Beautiful Sharkbait! Love it! If you feel like sharing this mugu, PM me, i wouldnt mind haveing a go at him :]

-KingMage


Oh, that same (YOU FOOL)letter in combination with one of those vodoo pictures got the following response:
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From: [email protected]
Subject I bound you in the name of Jesus.........(Amen).

I bound you in the name of Jesus.........(Amen).

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Apparently, [email protected] needs to confront her/his inner demons Twisted Evil ,,, and probably some goat love
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 25, 2005 4:04 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Good grief, this quy is prolific, and FAST! Shocked I sent him an insulting mail stolen shamelessly from a baiter (sorry, can't remember who) and got this back a few hours later:

Quote:
JUJU MAN,

IT IS LIKE YOUR TEMPLE OF ENGLISH DON IMPROVE SMALL....SEE YOU WEY SABI GOOD ENGLISH...I CAN SEE THAT THE ENGLISH FAVOUR YOU ...YOU WEY NO FINISH PRIMARY SCHOOL.... ABI YOU GO HIRE ONE LOCAL MAN TO WRITE.
ANYWAY I AM VERY BUSY WITH ONE MUGU LIKE YOU SO I MAY NOT HAVE ENOUGH TIME OKAY.

YOU DEY TAKE LONDON DEY PROUD? WETIN YOU THINK SAY DEY LONDON NOW...YOU LOCAL MAN. NO NEED TO DEY FOLLOW MUGU LIKE YOU DEY YANNNN BECAUSE IT IS ABSOLUTELY NOT NECESSARY NOW.

IF YOU DEY LONDON, WHAT ARE YOU DOING THERE? GATEMAN AT BEST....LONDON GO SOME WAY BACK NOT NOW.....OK.

WHERE ARE YOU IN LONDON? PECKAMS STREET SMOKING WEED WITH THOSE STREET GAYS RIGHT.

THESE DAYS THOSE BIG BOYS ARE NOW BACK HOME NOT OUTSIDE AGAIN....BECAUSE ONLY LEVEL DON DEY CHANGE OKAY....IF YOU HAVE MONEY AS YOU ARE SAYING SAVE IT FOR YOURSELF AND USE IT TO HELP YOURSELF BECAUSE I JUST COLLECT LIKE I TOLD YOU AND THERE IS NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT THAT OK..

FOOLS LIKE YOU NEED TO BE TOUCHED..I FOR DEY VERY HAPPY LIKE SAY NA JOB LEVEL I EVEN PLACE YOU, THEN YOU WOULD HAVE KNOW THAT MAN DEY PASS MAN ....IN THE SENSE THAT IF YOU SEE YOUR MOTHER YOU WILL BE CALLINH HER YOUR PAPA...MAYBE THEN YOU WILL BE REASONING WELL AT WHICH TIME YOU WILL BE EATING FROM THE DUST BIN SINCE YOU HAVE BEEN REAPED.


Seems he knows a bit about London....

_________________
With your behavior I don't think that I will work with you. We are talking of money and with your altitude if I transfer this fund in your personal account you will seat on top of this money.
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 25, 2005 6:07 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Man, the World's biggest Fool letter seems to strike a nerve in Nigeria!!! Laughing

In response to it Mr Johnson Oronto" <[email protected] writes:
YOU ARE THE BIGGEST FOOL I HAVE EVER SEEN.I DONT EVEN KNOW IF YOU HAVE FAMILY.GO ASK FOR YOUR BACKGROUND,YOU BEHAVE LIKE DID NOT GO THROUGH BREAST FEEDING.OTU YOUR MOTHER.IKPU YOUR SISTER.YOU CAN NEVER SEE GOOD THING IN YOUR LIFE.BASTARD YOU ARE.
FUCK YOU FIVE MILLION TIMES.
OTU YOUR MOTHER.
NKITA NA ALA NNE GI NA AZU UNO.
DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE BIG FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
IBU EZI.
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 25, 2005 7:01 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

yeah, another response:

Quote:
From: Maduka Peters <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: YOUR MAMA TOTO HAIR IS CURSED. U ARE CURSED. FOOOOOOOOOOOOOL 4 EVERRRRR!!!

Message:
hi bros no be so na haba,u self u know say e no easy to arrange for here ,u self u know how e be b4 u cut out,i fit dey run things with u self.but u dey curse me,o u no want make we young ones self be like una.bros turn that curse to blessing.sharp sharp .becos if no be say u be nigerian i for curse u back instead of make u dey encourage me u dey discourage me .all join sha .
thanks.
<included my insulting and cursing text>
NNA BROS NO BE SO O.
INSTEAD MAKE U ARRANGE THE LEVOS FOR THERE FOR ME U DEY FIX ME UP WITH BAD CURSE.WELL I NO FIT SAY GOD GO PUNISH U SHA BUT I GO SAY GOD GO REWARD U

sharp sharp .???


... and again:
Quote:
From: [email protected]
Subject: Re: URGENT: PASSPORT FOR FINISHING THE TRANSFER

Message:
Your email has been recieved. We will get back to you as soon as possible.

With Regards,

Management.


I hope so Very Happy
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