Insulting Mass Bait - Part 2

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Posted: Wed Aug 31, 2005 10:02 pm

Nice one!

419Eater is my life Joined: 12 Aug 2005 Posts: 326

more updates!

Quote:

From: Dumebi Idemmili <[email protected]> Signed-By: yahoo.com | Mailed-By: yahoo.com
To: [email protected]
Date: Aug 31, 2005 3:22 PM
Subject: BACK TO SENDER

HOLY GOSHT FIRE , FIRE U I AM COVER WITH THE BLOOD OF
JESUS GO TO HELL WITH THAT UR JUJU AM IN THE HAND OF
GOD BACK TO SENDER U ARE FINISH WITH YOU JUJU GOD IS
MY POWER SO FELLUP OK OJUJU MUGU I WILL REPLY U WITH
JESUS OK BACK TO SENDER OJUJU KILLER

Quote:

From: turkin emmanuel <[email protected]>
To: Doodie <[email protected]>
Date: Aug 31, 2005 1:41 PM
Subject: ARO GE EGWUGI IDIOT

BACK TO SENDER AROBINAGU GE EGBUGIOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOO ABA AGULU GBUE GI NA EZI NA UNO GI ANU MPAMA VILLAGE CHAMPION
OGWO OGWU GA ANWU NA OGWU YOU MUST NOT SEE ANY GOOD THING IN YOUR LIFE IDIOT

Quote:

From: [email protected] <[email protected]>
To: Doodie <[email protected]>
Date: Aug 31, 2005 9:49 AM
Subject: Re: CONTACT INFO

YEYE, MUMU, CURSES NOR GO COMOT FROM YOUR FAMILY.
NA YOUR HEAD YOU GO TAKE CARRY THE WHOLE THING WEY YOU TALK AND WRITE
HERE.GOT FALL INSIDE GULTER AND DIEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

Quote:

From: wilson wright <[email protected]>
To: Doodie <[email protected]>
Date: Aug 31, 2005 5:57 AM
Subject: Re: CALL ME ASAP ! ! !

Big Fool,
Same to you

Quote:

From: Theresa Nazan <[email protected]> Signed-By: yahoo.com | Mailed-By: yahoo.com
To: Doodie <[email protected]>
Date: Aug 31, 2005 2:31 AM
Subject: Re: FROM MRS THERESA NAZAN

BIA NWANNA.OGGUGU WILL NOT DO ME ANTHING
ONYE ARA

And finally from my chatty Lad....

Quote:

DAVID COLEMAN to me

HEY JUJUMAN;

My Dear Juju Man,

I am cool and the job is on as usual.... and you Hope you are okay and fine....If so thanks be to the Almighty God.

Clubbing is exclusively for weekends....You do not club within the week when one is suppose to be hustling right...Time for everything under the sun. Time to play, joke, work, club, look for money, get the money, spend it, womanize etc etc.

If you call those stuff, hackers thing, then that is their mother fucking business.................and maybe their time of play as well.

I got a few things to attend to noe...seee you some other time and do expect my photograph okay..

G.M.

Not quite a Newb Joined: 02 Jun 2005 Posts: 61

He sent the same thing again?

419Eater is my life Joined: 12 Aug 2005 Posts: 326

Ummm..no......my mistake, i fixed it :]

One more for tonight

Quote:

From: Mr Frank Wood <[email protected]> Signed-By: yahoo.fr
To: [email protected]
Date: Aug 31, 2005 9:39 PM
Subject: Back To Sender

My God Is Bigger Than You

419Eater is my life Joined: 21 Aug 2005 Posts: 381

He is very reliable ... write him and you will get a answer ... 100% risky free Wink

Quote:

From: DAVID COLEMAN <[email protected]>
Subject: RE: GOD WILL NOT HELP U

Message:

SO YOU TOO NA GUY? MUMU MAN...............................................MAY GOD HELP YOU TO KNOW HIM AND TO THROW OUT THOSE YOUR USELESS JUJU THAT CANNOT KILL A FLY........AND MORESO THE JUJU THAT CANNOT HELP YOU EITHER......IF THE JUJU FIT HELP YOU WHY YOU NO GO ANY BANK AROUND YOU THERE AND COMMAND THE BANK MANAGER TO GIVE YOU ALL THEIR MONIES WILL THE HELP OF YOUR SO CALLED JUJU AND SEE IF YOU WILL NOT DIE IN JAIL.......TRY THIS TIP.....YOU JUST MIGHT BE SUCCESSFUL YOU KNOW...

TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF AND MIND YOUR BUSINESS BOY OR MAN::::OK......G.M.

Guest

Whoo hoo my first insult!

I am a poor bastard nigerian, idiot!

I can't wait for my first death threat Very Happy

419Eater is my life Joined: 12 Aug 2005 Posts: 326

Just another mid day update!

Quote:

From: Claims Agent <[email protected]> Mailed-By: hotmail.com
To: [email protected]
Date: Sep 1, 2005 12:42 PM
Subject: RE: account info

I GO CALL YOU MAKE YOU COME ENJOY WITH ME LATER, MY BMW I GO PUT U FOR THE BACK SIT DRIVE YOU AROUND THE TONW

Quote:

From: amzat franklin <[email protected]> Signed-By: yahoo.ca
To: [email protected]
Date: Sep 1, 2005 7:33 AM
Subject: big fool

i know you fuck your mama and eat your shit animal.

Quote:

From: turkin emmanuel <[email protected]>
To: Doodie <[email protected]>
Date: Sep 1, 2005 7:23 AM
Subject: ME YOU WILL KNOW THAT MAN PASS MAN GUY.

YOU DON'T KNOW ME AND YOU DON'T KNOW WHERE I'AM FROM.
I HAVE CALL MY FATHER YOU WILL SEE I WILL TELL YOU THAT I FROM ( AGULERI ) IN ANAMBARA STATE YOU CAN ASK ENY BODY HE WILL TELL YOU.....

Dont know about you, but reading that last Subject line makes me dizzy! :]

419Eater is my life Joined: 21 Aug 2005 Posts: 381

and another one from mr. coleman

Quote:

From: DAVID COLEMAN <[email protected]>
Subject: RE: LISTEN TO ME GUYMEN + FOOOOOOL 4EVER

Message:

YOU NO GET WORK.......................................................IT IS LIKE DEM FDON CHOP YOU BEFORE? HOW MUCH DEM WACK FROM YOU WEY MAKE YOUR BODY DEY HOT LIKE THIS? TELL ME..........................................NO OTHER PERSON WILL HEAR IT ACCORDING TO FELA. OLODO..............................................................................................GO USE YOUR JUJU BUILD YOUR HOUSE MAKE YOU DIE INSIDE.....MONKEY....YOU WAN CHOP BANANA?

From: "Guide Ringo" <[email protected]>
To: [email protected]
Subject: LISTEN TO ME GUYMEN + FOOOOOOL 4EVER
Date: Thu, 01 Sep 2005 04:04:41 -0700
>GUY I WILL NOT SENT JUJU TO BANK BCOS I AM NOT CROMINAL BUT I SEND JUJU
>2 U SO U DIEEEEE OKK BURUKU U WILL SEA MY JUJUS DO NOT KILL A FLY BCOS
>IT IS NOT FUN AND I DON SAY THEM BUT I SAY KILL U SO THEY KILL U
>TOKOLOSHE WILL TELL ME WO U R AND THAN I SENT U ALL JUJUS + MORESO + THE
>CLIQUE MOB
>
>U DON HIDE BCOS I FIND U AND MAKE END OK

i'd really like to chop bananas ... Very Happy

419Eater is my life Joined: 12 Aug 2005 Posts: 326

Ugu, i am impressed with your use of the guyman language, you could almost pass as a real guyman! :]

Another late night update...

Quote:

From: [email protected] <[email protected]> Mailed-By: o2.pl
To: Doodie <[email protected]>
Date: Sep 1, 2005 9:24 PM
Subject: Re: CALL ME ASAP ! ! !

fellow guy maend you self and face you job don you want to ride car like others

Very much good english he speak! :]

419Eater is my life Joined: 12 Aug 2005 Posts: 326

And another......this one is kinda interesting....

Quote:

From: [email protected] <[email protected]> Mailed-By: o2.pl
To: [email protected]
Date: Sep 1, 2005 9:33 PM
Subject: foool call me now

where are you so i can come and arest you bager

Not quite a Newb Joined: 02 Jun 2005 Posts: 61

give him a phone number!

419Eater is my life Joined: 12 Aug 2005 Posts: 326

No worries, i already did :]

and heres one i think i forgot to post.

Quote:

From: Tom Smith <[email protected]> Mailed-By: hotmail.com
To: [email protected]
Date: Aug 18, 2005 3:38 AM
Subject: RE: URGENT

ALL YOUR MUSINGS AMOUNTS TO NOTHING.YOU FUCKING HAVE A DATE WITH ME AND IT
STANDS.
DIE SLOW,LOUD MOUTH,*DELETED* MUGU WEY JUST COME LAG.
REMEMBER,U GO DIE LIKE THE REST

419Eater is my life Joined: 12 Aug 2005 Posts: 326

Happy Friday everyone!

Quote:

From: Chris Jones <[email protected]>
To: [email protected]
Date: Sep 2, 2005 1:18 PM
Subject: HOLY GHOST FIRE ON YOU AND YOUR JUJU

No message on that one, just the subject line.

Quote:

From: [email protected] <[email protected]> Mailed-By: zipmail.com.br
To: [email protected]
Date: Sep 2, 2005 5:52 AM
Subject: tipa tipa ni iwi feran sago,for you

tipa tipa ni iwi feran sago

Wish i knew what that meant :]

419Eater is my life Joined: 21 Aug 2005 Posts: 381

KingMage wrote:

Wish i knew what that meant :]

Mr. Colelad has a translation:

Quote:

From: DAVID COLEMAN <[email protected]>
Subject: RE: tipa tipa ni iwi feran sago

Message:

000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
00000000000000000000000000000

From: "Guide Ringo" <[email protected]>
To: [email protected]
Subject: tipa tipa ni iwi feran sago
Date: Fri, 02 Sep 2005 14:17:53 -0700

419Eater is my life Joined: 12 Aug 2005 Posts: 326

My late night update :]

Quote:

From: [email protected] <[email protected]> Mailed-By: zipmail.com.br
To: [email protected]
Date: Sep 2, 2005 9:25 PM
Subject: jobless type like u.

yio ba furo iya e.

the parent spent money on you wasted thier money.

keep one and pass the rest to ur on yield parent wasted money on you.

pis off

Maybe more to come later :]

419Eater is my life Joined: 21 Aug 2005 Posts: 381

Quote:

From: Barrister Idris Adams <[email protected]>
Subject: U R A MUGU BACK TO SENDER!!!!
Message: My email

Quote:

From: gab king <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: URGENT?
Message:
OTU NNEGI GBAWA KWA . YOUR MOTHER TOTO FOR MEOTU NNEGI GBAWA KWA . YOUR MOTHER TOTO FOR ME

Quote:

From: Scott Davison <[email protected]>
Subject: SV: URGENT
Message:
U R A MUGU skrev:My email

and ... i sent out my ipkall telephone number to some mugus:

Quote:

Subject: URGENT: please call me 001-360-226-xxxx

Message:
Please call me asap to discuss the modalities of the WU [or money-] transfer.
001-360-226-xxxx

Greetings
Mr. Ivan Peter Happili

in the first ~200 emails i forgot that my name was set to "U R A MUGU" so this is what i got:

Quote:

From: 360NS - Web Team <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: URGENT: please call me 001-360-226-xxxx
Message:
REMOVE....

... and they signed me up to their mailing list:

Quote:

From: "360NS.com" <[email protected]>
Subject: Please confirm your subscription to our mailing list.

Quote:

From: REMO ODJEBOR <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: URGENT: please call me 001-360-226-xxxx
Message:
WHAT WESTERN UNOIN? OK SEND ME THE CONTROL NUMBER AND THE TEST QUESTION AND ANSWER ONLY, I DONT NEED ANY FUCKING STORY OK WHEN I DONT GET THE RIGHT CONTROL NUMBER AND CHECK IT ON THE NET THEN I WILL MARK YOU AS SPA,M

maybe he has been baited before ... 49 sec. later:

Quote:

From: REMO ODJEBOR <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: URGENT: please call me 001-360-226-xxxx
Message:
HAHHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHAHHHHHAHH WHAT GAMES IS THAT?

Quote:

From: [email protected]
Subject: CALL ME WITH MUGU
Message:
MUGU TOO

Quote:

From: picole keita <[email protected]>
Subject: mugu?
Message:
mugun .com muguMy Email

one stupid mugu tried to call me and left a short message on the mailbox. its just 20 sec asking me to call him, but better than nothing and with minimum expenses from me Smile

419Eater is my life Joined: 21 Aug 2005 Posts: 381

Quote:

From: george william <[email protected]>
Subject: FROM GEORGE
Message:
MAY SOMEBODY TAKE YOUR POTION IN THIS WORLD, MAY YOU
BE AN OPHARN, MAY YOU DIE SURDEN DEATH, may nobody
have mercy on you in this world, may dog eat your
meat, may thunder scartered all your family in thy
name oy jesus Amen.

George.

Posted: Sat Sep 03, 2005 10:39 am

He loves you, yeah yeah yeah... (cue Beatles-type music) Smile

419Eater is my life Joined: 21 Aug 2005 Posts: 381

Quote:

From: lee young <[email protected]>
Subject: Detail
Message:
Dear Mr. Ivan,
I am receipt of your mail, first I must thank you for your interest to be our crediting agent in this regards but before we commence it will be better you know more about this as you have indicated, we seek a crediting agent in your province due to that constrain of language barrier we are faced with, we find it difficult in dealing directly with our customers so to this end I seek the assistance of individuals or a group to assist us.
[...]
__________________________________________
BreakThru.com - Pure email. Zero spam.

BreakThru.com - Pure scam. Zero risk. Very Happy

Quote:

From: fredwy <[email protected]>
Subject: Re:URGENT: please call me 001-360-226-7846
Message:
Dear Ivan Peter Happili
I do appreciate your kind reply which depicts your level of maturity,simplicity, honest and God fearing. I once again thank you and hope that this relationship will go a long way in uniting both families.
I have already stated in my first mail to you, i will like this money to
be invested in a lucrative business oversea like you country.
[...]
Pls this transaction is 100% hitch free
[...]
Princess Stella Pere

too bad ... i wanted a 100% risky free transaction...

419Eater is my life Joined: 21 Aug 2005 Posts: 381

Quote:

From: Musa Fosta <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: URGENT

Message:
You no get work, try to get something to do like me ok.

... and i got two other voicemails *g*

419Eater is my life Joined: 21 Aug 2005 Posts: 381

Just got this:

Quote:

From: bar_kennkwo17 <[email protected]>
Subject: please call me
Message:
Dear,

Please call me with this no.+393351530506 for the wu tranfer. I am sorry for the sudden change.

URU MUGU.

Fucking great name Laughing

419Eater is my life Joined: 12 Aug 2005 Posts: 326

Ugu, i must commend you for such excellent work!

Now for my morning updates:

Quote:

From: [email protected] <[email protected]> Signed-By: yahoo.com | Mailed-By: yahoo.com
To: [email protected]
Date: Sep 3, 2005 8:08 AM
Subject: Re: CALL ME ASAP

.i never see person wey mumu like you. take it easy make u no go die like fowl,life is too short enjoy it while it lasts.
use your time well,ok. do not bother to mail me,because i no go reply.

joe kim

Quote:

From: mary kawawa <[email protected]> Signed-By: yahoo.com | Mailed-By: yahoo.com
To: [email protected]
Date: Sep 3, 2005 5:43 AM
Subject: .IKPU,TOTO .OBO

YOU DON DAI ALRADY .IKPU,TOTO .OBO IS BETTER THAN YOU EZI. BACK TO SENDER

Quote:

From: amzat franklin <[email protected]> Signed-By: yahoo.ca
To: [email protected]
Date: Sep 3, 2005 5:25 AM
Subject: Re: big fool

hello doodie,

i wonder who the wonderful man you are.

i think your bravity took you far and then you decided to unleash all these on me but the bible did not teach you and me the same.

iam not surprised that you have said this, the truth is always difficult to understand.

regards.

amzat

Quote:

From: richard steve15 <[email protected]> Signed-By: yahoo.com | Mailed-By: yahoo.com
To: [email protected]
Date: Sep 3, 2005 4:18 AM
Subject: Re: call me asap

ook you boisterous and foolish yoruba man,

stop contacting me. this business is not for the absence minded and the less previliged like you.it is not your field, continue with your toilesome job to make ends for you.iam a bourgousie and not a proletariat like you.

Bye asshole.

Dr Richard

Quote:

From: Barr Menssah Wemba <[email protected]> Signed-By: yahoo.com | Mailed-By: yahoo.com
To: [email protected]
Date: Sep 3, 2005 2:59 AM
Subject: fool without future

You see your life fool,Did your papa great any website or your mother in grave,
you are trouble yourself for nothing meaning that you scarlawart, you don`t even know how to write simple english. may you are pushing truck at market pleace before some brought you out.
fool without future.

Ahhh.....I love the smell of mugu in the morning.....

:]

419Eater is my life Joined: 21 Aug 2005 Posts: 381

KingMage wrote:

Ugu, i must commend you for such excellent work!

thx, but your work is much better Wink

... after sending the "please call me" email to some lads a few hours ago i recieved ~20-30 calls (didnt count them) from three or four different mugus, i guess.
First I just answered the phone but didnt say anything and enjoyed the 10-20 sec "hello? .... hello? ... (this is...) hello?" Very Happy

After some calls I just played music for them (hope the riaa doesnt mind) and for the next one I have some of the insults and curses spoken by a computer voice. Its quite hard to understand but hopefully that will make them listen to it longer ...
If anyone is interested in the mp3 files please tell me.

419Eater is my life Joined: 12 Aug 2005 Posts: 326

Late night update. Small one, damn Lads, taking the weekend off it seems...heh..

Speaking of weekend, to those whom it applys, Happy 3 day weekend! :]

Quote:

From: joywalker joy <[email protected]> Signed-By: yahoo.com | Mailed-By: yahoo.com
To: [email protected]
Date: Sep 4, 2005 12:38 AM
Subject: Re: CONTACT ME ASAP!

i believ u ar talking to the wrong person

419Eater is my life Joined: 12 Aug 2005 Posts: 326

Well, this isnt an insult yet, but i thought you might get a kick out of it, and i didnt want to start a new thread incase it doesnt go anywhere :]

Quote:

From: osas farm <[email protected]>
Subject: ANIMALS FOR SALE

<GENERIC ANIMAL PRICE LIST>

our reptiles or any of the listed animals should send his or her
contact address and private phone number for a direct communication
with us before the conclusion of the transaction,bear in mind that any
of our animals or reptiles you buy from us must surely get to your
destination without any hindrance.God bless you as we expect your
response.For more details contact ([email protected]
color=#336633>)
Thanks

My Response :]

Quote:

Greetings Kind Sir,

Your email is very well understood. I would possibly be interested in buying a monkey. I have always wanted to have a monkey of my own since i was a kid. You see, i would like to learn how to spank my monkey. A friend of mine used to have a monkey when we were kids, and he loved to spank it. He said it was more fun than spying on his sister when she took a shower. Is it a problem to ship the animals? do they have any diseases? and how do i know you are legit?

I would like some more information.

Thank you in advance for your time.

Rev. Jim Jones
The Peoples Temple
San Fransisco

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