Insulting Mass Bait - Part 2

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** SUSPENDED ** Joined: 16 Aug 2005 Posts: 63

Hi there - i was reading this thread with lot of "interest" but i have a question what exactly are you sending out the mugus that make them respond in the way they are doing ?

Posted: Wed Oct 19, 2005 12:12 pm

^^^ skip one ^^^

I've been using the phrase "tootweasel" with many of my lads as kind of a simpleton/wanker/fool insult. It has not couaght on yet, but I have had two reply that they shouldn't be called that because...

Posted: Wed Oct 19, 2005 2:05 pm

dilbert, phb wrote:

what exactly are you sending out the mugus that make them respond in the way they are doing ?

Among others, we discuss the promiscuity of their female ancestors Wink

Their relationships with farm animals is mentioned quite frequently as well.
Some lads are very sensitive to voodoo curses. Others get ballistic when we write anything about their mother's crotch hair. Seriously ! I do not know why it works, but it does Smile

It's 3 pm, time to send another batch of insults Smile

alex

Posted: Wed Oct 19, 2005 2:23 pm

Wow, this one was quick...

Quote:

From: [email protected]
Subject: Nne gi na Nna gi na umunnegi nile nwukwa idiot o ya ara ki bu.
guy why you no fit live me na our mama you dey tell na your papa bi fool na you bi mariam abacha? na the you dey work I dey work too if you see my mail if you get money or you fit do the work of God make you do am but if you no fit make you delite the e-mail.
Na God go pay you for all the insallt
good day..........

alex

Posted: Wed Oct 19, 2005 2:27 pm

You butterfly might work but it is already an insult here - flitting from girl to girl so what about a totally new word that really is just 'made up' ?

Suggestions on a postcard to Sani Abacha @ mugu mail.

Mine? - You dirty 'dibdorging' mugu you.

Would we get it appearing in the replies? Another suggestion?

Posted: Wed Oct 19, 2005 2:34 pm

Dibdorging is funny enough Smile

Quote:

From: [email protected]
Subject: FUCK YOU
IF YOU BI GIRL NA ME GO FUCK U ND YOUR MAMA
BUT IF YOU BE MAN NA MAN MONKY GO FUCK YOU IDIOT.
GO TO HELL NONSENCE.

alex

419Eater is my life Joined: 12 Aug 2005 Posts: 326

Happy Wednesday morning everyone...

Quote:

From: ben williams <[email protected]> Mailed-By: latinmail.com

To: "[email protected]>
Date: Oct 19, 2005 6:06 AM
Subject: RE:Re: HOLYGHOST FIRE WILL BORN YOU TO ASHES

O BOY MAKE I TELL YOU ,YOU DE FUCK UP SO BADLY I NEVER EXPECT A NWAFO TO BE FUCKING UP THE WAY YOU ARE DOING,YOU DON`T KNOW WHO I AM AND YOU ARE TRYING MY POWER,LET ME ADVISE YOU FOR I KNOW THAT WHERE EVER YOU ARE YOU ARE SUFFRING,NEVER FUCK WITH ANY PERSON THAT YOU COME ACROSS FOR YOU MIGHT LOSS YOUR CHANCE THAT WAY OK,

BYE AND IF YOU HAVE A GOOD BUSINESS YOU CAN CONTACT ME OK,I THINK THAT IS WHAT WE SHOULD BE TALKING ABOUT NOT ALL THIS YOUR BULLSHIT OK,

I AM A BIGGY YOU CAN ASK IF YOU ARE ARROUND OK

Quote:

From: nenita villaran <[email protected]> Signed-By: yahoo.com | Mailed-By: yahoo.com

To: [email protected]>
Date: Oct 19, 2005 2:18 AM
Subject: YOUR FRIEND

EWU DOODIE

IMA KWA NA NGI WU IDIOT .YOU NO GET HAND WORK THAT IS WHY YOU GET TIME TO DE WRITE TO EVERY BODY FOR INTERNET COME STILL FORGET SAY THE TIME YOU DE USE DON REACH YOU DO ONE OR TWO THINGS FOR INTERNET .GUY LOOK AS YOU KNOW WETIN DE NO DE WRITE GUY MAN OR DE CURSE THEM BUT FEEL FREE AND OVER LOOK THEIR REPLY UNLESS YOU BE AFO ANU .
BY BY

SECONDLY YOU DE USE GMAIL .COM ANY BODY WITH GMAIL NA GUY .
THANKS YOUR FRIEND

Hmmmm... interesting.Anybody with Gmail isnt a guyman...hmmm..he's fairly accurate there :]

Quote:

From: [email protected] <[email protected]> Mailed-By: o2.pl

To: [email protected]
Date: Oct 19, 2005 7:16 AM
Subject: YOU BE GAY BOI, ADMIT IT.

YOU BE GAY BOI, ADMIT IT.

IN FACT, BY RETURNING THIS MAIL TO ME, YOU PROVE YOU BE GAY HOMOSEXUAL.

YOU MAMA TOLD ME YOU GAY. SHE HAS PHOTOT TO PROVE IT.

GAY BOI SHEEP MAN LIKE YOU..

What was that? he wants lots of gay porn? :]

Quote:

From: JOHN MIKE <[email protected]> Signed-By: yahoo.co.nz

To: "Rev. Jim Jones" <[email protected]>
Date: Oct 18, 2005 10:44 PM
Subject: Re: ATTN / MR FRIEND

SAME TO YOU AND ALL MEMBERS OF YOUR FAMILY.

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Quote:

From: JOHN MIKE <[email protected]> Signed-By: yahoo.co.nz

To: "Rev. Jim Jones" <[email protected]>
Date: Oct 19, 2005 9:55 AM
Subject: Re: ATTN / MR FRIEND

you are like umuahia people pig like you.

Posted: Wed Oct 19, 2005 7:32 pm

alex,

I forget when it was locked, so you might not have been around for it, but there was a "Smurf Modality" used in the Dr. Hugh G. Ovie thread. It seems like it's been forgotten since the doctor was exposed as a you-know-what-animal, but it could probably work on real mugus too.

Posted: Wed Oct 19, 2005 7:59 pm

calvinnhobbes05 wrote:

I forget when it was locked, so you might not have been around for it, but there was a "Smurf Modality" used in the Dr. Hugh G. Ovie thread.

Oops

It's not the first time (and not the last one) when I remembered someone's idea and thought it was mine Wink

And now, a little gem:

Quote:

From: cole gem <[email protected]>
Subject:haaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaahaaa
fcunkingjobless piece of deep cheat you gat no maga to get some money from with ur brain apologise and i will tell u whats new and how to do it u low life muder fcunking knock head call ur mama and i pay a lil bit for sucking stupid lazy bastard piss offffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff

I went to a judo training today. Threw a guy literally into myself. No broken bones, but my face is a mess. I might need to fire another salvo of insults today... and another... and another Wink

alex

419Eater is my life Joined: 12 Aug 2005 Posts: 326

Quote:

From: tony aka <[email protected]> Signed-By: yahoo.com | Mailed-By: yahoo.com

To: [email protected]
Date: Oct 19, 2005 2:10 AM
Subject: IN THE NAME OF JESUS!!!!!!!

HOLY GUOST FIRE TO YOU AND YOUR CHIRAN MY OWN GOD IS A LIVING GOD FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!BACK TO SENDER.

Above was in LARGE font, and multi colored :]

Posted: Thu Oct 20, 2005 5:07 pm

Just a few replies today...

Quote:

From: Felicia Kone <[email protected]>
Subject: YOUR MAMA
ONYE ARAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.POVERTY WILL KILL YOU AND YOUR FAMILY STUPID IDIOT.

Quote:

From: [email protected]
Go AND FUCK YOURSELF.
PEACE.

Quote:

From: [email protected]
Subject: I know you don't have work.
Am sorry to write you this mail, I know you don't have any work, becuase if you have any work you will face your own problem. I know you must be a bastard. So go and fuck your self and all your family.
Peace.

Quote:

From: wayne cambell <[email protected]>
WHY?
NO BE THE SAME THING ME AND YOU THEY FIND?

alex

419Eater is my life Joined: 12 Aug 2005 Posts: 326

Quote:

From: mariam kofi <[email protected]> Signed-By: yahoo.com | Mailed-By: yahoo.com

To: "Rev. Jim Jones" <[email protected]>
Date: Oct 20, 2005 12:00 PM
Subject: TO FOOLS

YOU DOG, ONE MORE MAIL FROM WIMP LIKE YOU I WILL BE FORCED TO BELIEVE THAT IT IS A DOG THAT REALLY IMPREGNATED YOUR MOTHER THAT GAVE BIRTH TO SUCH DUMB BRAIN LIKE YOU.
WATCH IT I KNOW YOU ARE GOING TO WRITE BACK. BIG FOOL............. AS YOU CAN SEE AM VERY BUSY.

Yep, I am indeed going to write back :]

Quote:

From: dean <[email protected]> Mailed-By: myway.com

Reply-To: [email protected]
To: [email protected]
Date: Oct 20, 2005 7:02 AM
Subject: call me

GUY MAKE I TELL U NA EVER BODY FOR UR HOUSE U DEY TELL THOSE SHIT U HEAR LISTEN MAKE I LET U KNOW ONE THING I FIT KILL U TODAY TODAY

MUGU.........................MAGA OGUGU KILL UR FAMILY

BASTARD

Quote:

From: [email protected] <[email protected]>

To: [email protected]
Date: Oct 20, 2005 5:57 AM
Subject: IT COMES BACK TO YOU......AND SO WILL IT BE...STAMP

Stamp? does that make it official? is it like the red seal of authenticity? :]

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Quote:

From: Barbara Smith <[email protected]>

To: [email protected]
Date: Oct 20, 2005 2:21 PM
Subject: Re: Official Winning Notification

Na holy ghost fire go bomb ur shrine wetin be ur onw u dey bomb i deybomb chill face ur biz amnot into urs nuggy fuck off and never mail ok byeeeeeee

Quote:

From: tony aka <[email protected]> Signed-By: yahoo.com | Mailed-By: yahoo.com

To: "Rev. Jim Jones" <[email protected]>
Date: Oct 20, 2005 2:01 PM
Subject: if u everly send mail to this bos again u will be in soup

OK NOW LISTEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOUR OWN REV NA FAKE LET ME TELL YOU NEVER TALK PASS YOUR MOUT BECAUSE YOU DO NOT KNOW WHO YOU ARE TALKING TO.CANT YOU SEE YOUR LIFE.GO VILAGE AND ASK YOUR PAPA NA OVER TALK PUT YOU FOR THIS CONDITION WEY YOU DEY SO MONKEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

IF YOUR MAIL EVERLY ENTTER MY BOX AGAIN YOU WILL SEE ME INDREAM THEN I WILL TELL YOU THAT BEFORE EVER I LEAVE YOU FOOLS THERE IN NIGERIA AND ENTTER THIS CONTARY THAT I HAVE ABITION AND I ALSO GET MY SELF PRIPERED FOR USLESS PEOPLE LIKE YOU OLAAAAAAAAAAAAAY FAKE REV

SEE YOUR MAMA HEAD::::::::::::::::::::::
SEE YOUR PAPA HEAD:::::::::::::::::::
YOUR OWN HEAD COME WOST PASS YOU SURE SAY NA YOUR PAPA GIVE YOUR MAMA BELLE WEY SHI TAKE BURN YOU NO I DOUT:::::::::

Posted: Fri Oct 21, 2005 2:07 am

Just one, but a nice one Wink

Quote:

From: KEN SMITH <[email protected]>
you are not doing good to your self, you have been insulting your humble selff for many times. i did not respond to you. i wish i am in nigeria have a meeting with you for a corfee.i will tell you that i am core igbo man to the grass root.look stop sending this trashes to me any more.
abu mu nwafo befara. enwere ike munagi bu nwanne.ekwere ihemebe ne ebeino. ide malaysia de work abeg you stop this usuless mails to me biko nwanadi.

alex

419Eater is my life Joined: 21 Aug 2005 Posts: 381

After he refused to go to Lagos airport to get money from my maga (because I am in Togo and dont have enough money to come to Lagos) I told him something about his family, his sexual preferences and his future. This is what he replied:

Quote:

From: douglas clark <[email protected]>
Subject: YOU ARE A BIG BASTARDD

Message:
YOU ARE A BIG BASTARD
OTU NNEGI NWA AMU SU YOUR MOTHER IS A WITCH AND U ARE A SLAVE IDIOUT YOU FOLLL NO MAGA 4U IF SEE U I WILL ARREST U WITH MY MEN WE ARE AT UR DOOR STEP ANY MOMENT U WILL HAVE UR SELF TO BLAM I HAVE UR EMAIL ADDRESS I CAN LOCATE U DO RUN U ARE HELD NO MOVEMENT 4 U

Posted: Sat Oct 22, 2005 3:13 pm

Have the mugus discovered the art of mail filtering or what ? Just one reply today...

Quote:

From: brian sithole <[email protected]>
You will not burn if your father did not steal to train you.
You have cast the first stone. As such you will surely burn if your father ever stole in anyway conceivable.
BASTARD CHILD WITH NO HOME TRAINING, ITS YA FATHER THAT IS 419. UNMANAERED CHILD. FUCK OFF IF YOU DON.T HAVE MONEY TO SPEND ON THIS TRANSACTION. POORMAN

alex

Posted: Sat Oct 22, 2005 3:43 pm

Oh... one more Smile

Quote:

From: mariam kofi <[email protected]>
OH!!!!!!!!!!! BLOODY BINGO DOG ARE YOU THERE! KEEP BARKING I KNOW YOU WILL NEVER CEASE TO BARK. DUMB BRAIN LIKE YOU. MIND HOW YOU TALK, BECAUSE YOU ARE TALKING TO A MILLIONAIRE. WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW............ BLA BLA BLA BLA............... aaaaaashole

Did he mean "dingo" ? Confused

alex

Posted: Sat Oct 22, 2005 8:29 pm

Sent to a scammer I baited for a couple months: ( was my baiting character)

FUCK YOU, MUGU OF THE HIGHEST ORDER. YOU THINK YOU ARE GUYMAN WHEN YOU SIT IN THE CAFE, BUT HOW COME YOU DON'T GET MONEY AT THE WESTERN UNION EVER? IT IS BECAUSE YOU ARE MUGU. AND I KNOW YOUR MODALITY OF FRAUD: YOU CLAIM TO BE CHILDREN IN REFUGEE CAMP. (YOU ARE SMALL BOY, SO IT IS ONLY HALF A LIE.) IN REALITY YOU GO TO REFUGEE CAMP TO RAPE LITTLE BOYS, AND HAVE SEX WITH GOAT. I CANNOT BELIEVE MUGU LIKE YOU EXISTS, BECAUSE YOU SHOULD HAVE DIED BEFORE NOW WITH YOUR STUPIDITY. ANYWAY YOU DID THE WRONG FRAUD ONE TOO MANY TIMES. SO YOU WILL NOT GET ANY WESTERN UNION MONEY IN THE FUTURE EITHER, OR MONEYGRAM. I WILL TAKE YOUR MAGA AND I WILL GET MONEYGRAM FROM HIM. I HAVE ALREADY TOLD THE TRUTH ABOUT YOU TO ONE () AND YET HE STILL BELIEVES THAT I WILL SEND HIM REAL MONEY! MAGA, BUT NOT AS MUCH AS YOU ARE.

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Quote:

From: PAUL BENJAMIN <[email protected]> Signed-By: yahoo.com | Mailed-By: yahoo.com
To: [email protected]>
Date: Oct 21, 2005 5:34 AM
Subject: My response.

BIG IDIOT,

FULISH MAN WEY SAY HIM AN GOD NA AGE, U DE MAD AN NA YOUR MAMA WEH U DE ABUSE.

SEE MAKE I TELL U, E NO GO BETTER FOR YOU AS YOU SAY E NO GO BETTER FOR ME.NO BE UNDER BRIDGE WEH U DE SLEEP FOR LAGOS? WAIT ME THERE FOR LAGOS I DE COME SO THAT WE GO SEE FACE TO FACE.SO THAT YOU GO SABI THE KIN PERSON WEH ABI.

IF YOU LIKE TO CALL ME MAKE YOU CALL ME WIT THIS NUMBER MAY GOD NO PULISH YOU FOR THERE IDOIT.

Quote:

From: Lucky <[email protected]> Mailed-By: myway.com
Reply-To: [email protected]
To: [email protected]
Date: Oct 21, 2005 1:41 AM
Subject: u foollllllllllllllllllllllllllllll,idotttttttttttttttttt

ur fattherrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr,ur motherrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr,ur dickkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk,ur asssssssssssssssss,ur are nothing but a stupid juju mannnnnnnnnnnnnnnn,who we die and rut in helllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll,may ur soul rest in the devils bossom, u foollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll,idotttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt,bastarddddddddddddddddddddddd,pauperrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr,

Quote:

From: charles atusiuba <[email protected]> Signed-By: yahoo.com | Mailed-By: yahoo.com
To: [email protected]
Date: Oct 21, 2005 1:35 AM
Subject: Re: rebuke you in JESUS CHRIST NAME.

Whosover you are,

With the authority of JESUS CHRIST whom I worship,I
curse your shrine and your activities blank in Jesus
Name AMEN.

Whatever you have proclaimed,I send it back to
you(BACK TO SENDER 10 times) in Jesus Christ mighty
name I pray AMEN.

God bless you

Took my girlfriend to see Neal McCoy tonight.
She's a HUGE country fan. I prefer other music, but hey,
my musical tastes have no real boundries. Anyways,
If your into country music, Neal McCoy is a MUST SEE show.
He is an awsome entertainer. Best show ive seen in quite
a long time. Hate to admit it, but it was a better show than
the last Pennywise show i went to, and i worship Pennywise.

O well, enough of my rambling. Insult away!

419Eater is my life Joined: 12 Aug 2005 Posts: 326

Forgot one...

Quote:

From: Global-Mega Lottery <[email protected]> Mailed-By: hotmail.com

To: [email protected]
Date: Oct 21, 2005 3:29 AM
Subject: Re: FINAL NOTICE OF YOUR WINNING!

If you are a guyman you cannot swear your another person. Anyway Holy Ghost
Fire consume you from your Head to the sole of your feet.

[playing City OF Lagos.mp3 ] kicks ass :]

419Eater is my life Joined: 12 Aug 2005 Posts: 326

Quote:

From: [email protected] <[email protected]>

To: [email protected]
Date: Oct 23, 2005 4:57 AM
Subject: Re: GOOD SONG FOR YOU MR MAN, PLEASE ENJOY. MADE BY REAL GUYMAN

Have nothing to do go to sleep,them still da pay

Posted: Sun Oct 23, 2005 1:12 pm

Out of all these pure gold responses this is the one I remembered... It makes no sense what-so-ever. i just love it.

Quote:

To: "Rev. Jim Jones" <[email protected]>
Date: Oct 20, 2005 2:01 PM
Subject: if u everly send mail to this bos again u will be in soup

NN

Posted: Sun Oct 23, 2005 8:47 pm

Maybe he means you'll be in hot water. Soup is hot water with stuff in it, no?

419Eater is my life Joined: 12 Aug 2005 Posts: 326

I just hope its not Clam chowder...i hate clam chowder :]

Quote:

From: linda <[email protected]> Mailed-By: myway.com

Reply-To: [email protected]
To: [email protected]
Date: Oct 23, 2005 5:52 AM
Subject: Re: Mrs. Roseline Obaseki,

you remain poor till you die

for i bolong to amadiuha you must be turned back from that country if yoy should not stop carryinyg cocain oto nne gi must stinking too bad.

foolish man gop and die back to sender.

Quote:

From: JOHN MIKE <[email protected]> Signed-By: yahoo.co.nz

To: "Rev. Jim Juju Man Jones" <[email protected]>
Date: Oct 23, 2005 12:22 PM
Subject: Re:

I AM IN COTONOU YOU CAN COME I AM FROM IMO STYATE JUJU NO DE FIA ME

THANK YOU

MY NUMBER IS +229 95 86 79 52.

REGARDS

JOHN.

Quote:

From: [email protected] <[email protected]>
To: REVERAND JUJU MAN <[email protected]>
Date: Oct 23, 2005 6:36 AM
Subject: Re: YOUR WINNING NOTICE !!!!

back to you and your family by FIRE

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