I wonder if the Pet will notice

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Posted: Wed Sep 14, 2005 3:52 pm

I have had to fill in YET another form with my details

I wonder if the Lad will notice the small changes IN RED that I have made to it ...they are not meant to be funny .....just seeing if he actually reads the stuff

I haven't posted my details because its all made up anyway !!!

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Kelvin please find the completed form below

Please check it and then send it onto the bank for me

You can get me on +7774598xxx ....if I am out please leave a
message so I can get back to you.

Phone me if the form is incomplete in any way

I thought it would be a good idea for you to check it first in order to stop me looking like a right monkey in front of the Bank

SIR,

SUB: APPLICATION AS PRETEND NEXT-OF-KIN DRAWING FROM THE ACCOUNT OF LATE
MR.WILLIAM VINSINEN,( WITH YOUR BANK VALUED AT US$7.9000000.00

I AM THE PRETEND NEXT-OF-KIN FOLLOWING MY RELATIONSHIP TO LATE MR.WILLIAM
VINSEN,WITH THIS LETTER, YOU WILL CERTAINLY REMEMBER THAT SOME YEARS
AGO, MANY DAILY NEWSPAPERS IN YOUR COUNTRY PUBLISHED THE DEATH OF
ONE OF YOUR NUMEROUS CUSTOMERS,MY LATE PRETEND COUSIN,WHO HAD A PERMANENT
RESIDENCE PERMIT IN NIGERIA SINCE 1978 AND WHO DIED IN AN AUTOMOBILE
CRASH ALONG WITH HIS ENTIRE FAMILY .

FOLLOWING THE DEPOSIT/LODGEMENT HOLDEN IN THE DOMICILIARY ACCOUNT OF
YOUR LATE CUSTOMER, MY LATE PRETEND COUSIN, WITH THE FOLLOWING ACCOUNT
DETAILS :

ACCOUNT NUMBER: ETF/540011453789.
BILL NUMBER: ETF/011/92.
TOTAL AMOUNT: US$7.9000000.00 ONLY.
TANSACTION CODE: ETFC/XXX-23908756X.
SWIFT CODE: ETFNG547

AS A PRETEND RELATIVE, I HAVE REALISED THE MENTIONED ACCOUNT NUMBER
ACCORDING TO THE DEED OF WILL ALREADY INTERPRETED FOR AND IN MY
FAVOUR BY HIS ATTORNEY BARRISTER KELVIN BELLO {SAN},AND AS AT THE
DATE OF THIS LETTER, I HAVE NOT RECEIVED ANY PAYMENT FROM YOUR BANK
YET, AS THE PRETEND NEXT-OF-KIN TO THE DECEASED.

I TRUST THAT YOU WILL UNDERSTAND THAT UNDER THIS CIRCUMSTANCE, YOU
WILL BEGIN TO PROCESS THE TRANSFER OF US$7.9000000.000 TO AN ACCOUNT
WHICH I MIGHT PROVIDE. I MAY BE PREPARED TO SUBMIT ANY DOCUMENTARY EVIDENCE (S) UPON DEMAND AND ALSO I WILL NOT BE SOLELY RESPONSIBLE FOR ALL OBLIGATION THERE TO CONCERNING THE TRANSFER OF THE US$7.9000000.00 TO MY BANK ACCOUNT.

KINDLY NOTE THE ABOVE INFORMATION AND CHECK YOUR RECORDS ACCORDINGLY
IN MY FAVOR. PLEASE SWIFT WIRE THE PRINCIPAL AMOUNT OF THE FACE
VALUE (100%) PLUS THE PERCENTAGE OF INTEREST ACCRUED INTO MY BANK
ACCOUNT GIVEN BELOW.

FIND BELOW MY CONTACT DETAILS AND ALSO ALL INFORMATIONS REGARDING ME
FOR YOUR RECORDS.

And then on to my details blar blar blar

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