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Larry Flynt
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 03, 2005 5:28 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

This lad make several mistakes:

1) He sent his letter to me.
2) The address for his church is the City Hall of Atlanta
3) I know #2 because I used to live in Atlanta and drove by it several times a week on my way in to work.
4) Its Ponce De Leon, you mugu! P-O-N-C-E! You know... Spanish explorer... fountain of youth... ran around Florida a lot...??? At least you got the Zip code right, cretin.
5) He named his church "Our lady of Unbounded Entitlement". If that isn't just the epitome of the way the lads think. Just what exactly do you feel you're entitled to, my little mugu friend? If you answered "A swift kick in the ass from Larry", you win! (you were going to answer "money", weren't you?)

Its time to inflict an ulcer or three.

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From: [email protected] Add to Address Book
To: [email protected]
Subject: REV HUGH
Date: Wed, 20 Jul 2005 18:43:09 +0200


Dear Sir/Madam,

I warmly greet you in the name of our lord Jesus christ who is our
refuge today,may his only name be exolted amen.
I am Miss Prudence DeManns,secretary to Our Lady of unbounded
entilement,675 bounce Deleon Ave,Atlanta GA,30308 United State of
America.
Is too sad to inform you that the General Overseer of Our Lady of
unbounded entilement.Rev Huberts Hugh Stuckman died on the 10th of July
2005 when trying to cross Atlanta street and was buried on the 12th of
July 2005.
Being that i have every opportunity to the church account,immdiately
embezle US$50 Million from the accounts and transfer to a bank in
Amsterdam Holland.
I have given the bank in Amsterdam every proper and concrete
instruction that i will produce a beneficiary of the funds as soon as possible,
if you sincerely and honestly willing to assist in this transaction
to the mutual benefit of both parties involved,kindly and immediately
reply me urgently.
Presently i am totally out of money and needs you to urgently comply
with this opportuned transaction before it will be too late.
As matter of urgency,i want you to forward to me your full information
to enable immediate transfer of the funds into your safe bank account.
Thanks and get to me fast.
Miss Prudence DeManns
Church Secretary

PLEASE REPLY HERE [email protected]


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Date: Wed, 20 Jul 2005 13:08:49 -0700 (PDT)
From: "Larry Flynt" View Contact Details
Subject: The late Dr. Hugh
To: [email protected]


Dearest Prudence:

It is with heaviest heart that I read of your minister's untimely death while crossing Atlanta street. I have heard that drivers in Atlanta are somewhat less dangerous than rhesus monkeys with loaded shotguns, although my personal experience has not borne that to be the case as it were.

I remain confused, however. Please tell me why you embezzled a small church out of $50 million dollars? That seems quite unethical to me, Prudence. Despite that, perhaps God has a higher purpose for your malfeasance. I certainly hope that the church of Our Lady of Endless Entitlements has enough money to pay the heating bills, especially in light of the brutal weather that is inflicted upon the United States with regularity. Of course, I think we both know that George Bush is to blame for such doings; his evil knows no boundaries.

Please, Prudence, write me back soonest!
Larry Flynt


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From: [email protected] Add to Address Book
To:
Subject: thanks for being there for me.
Date: Thu, 21 Jul 2005 00:33:21 +0200


Dear Larry Flynt,

Many thanks for your sincere and honest willingness to be of help in
this opportuned transaction and i aso thank you for your sympathy towards
our Rev's sudden death.

I must confess to you that i deeply felt overwhelmed that you are there
for me to see this transaction through to the future benefit of both
parties involved,Bear in mind that the total funds US$50 Million will be
shared 50/50.

I immediately decided to embezle church funds because i have a great
vision for it by using it to take good care of the less priveledge ones
that are crying for help,most expecially in Africa,tears on their faces
crying for God's intervention through mankind.


All you are required urgently to do,is to forward your full name,your
home or company address,your private phone and fax number for easy
communication between you and the bank in Amsterdam Holland and your safe
bank account where this huge amount of money will be transfered into.

Upon the reciept of this information,i will immediately forward it to
the bank in Amsterdam for the release of the funds in your favour but i
strongly believe that you will not betray the full trust that i
reposed on you.

I need you to hurry up so that this funds will be transfered soonest
before the week runs out.

Thanks and may goodness and mercy follow you and your entire family as
you are there for me.

I expect your urgent mail.

Yours Sister in christ,
Prudence Demanns.


Amsterdam? Why not just SunTrust? They have free checking, and convenient ATM locations all over Atlanta!

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From: [email protected] Add to Address Book
To:
Subject: urgent reply required.
Date: Fri, 22 Jul 2005 15:37:50 +0200


Dear Lary,

I am urgently waiting to hear from you.
Thanks.

Prudence.


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Date: Sat, 23 Jul 2005 08:48:17 -0700 (PDT)
From: "Larry Flynt" View Contact Details
Subject: Re: urgent reply required.
To: [email protected]


Prudence!

I am so sorry to not have written back sooner. I
accidentally ate green beans from a swollen can and
have been dealing with the hershey squirts for several
days. Don't worry, I'm much better now and have lost a
lot of weight!

Anyway, would it make sense for me to drive to Atlanta
and meet you so that we can get our modalites in
place? I like modalities.

One thing I am puzzled about is why you would want to
help people in Africa. After Live 8, I thought that
Africa would be swimming in cash by now and all the
corrupt dictatorial govrenments would instantly turn
into represenative republics! Hasn't that happened
yet? Personally, I'd rather send money to the far east
so that they can bury the last of the tsunami
survivors. Waht say you?

I think we both know that is what the late Revrend
Doctor Hugh would have wanted, even before you stole
millions of dollars from him.

Here is my address:
419 Chingatumadre Avenue
Botulism, Mississippi

Can't wait to hear from you soonest!
Larry Flynt


Yep. Prudence doesn't try to remind me that you don't bury survivors, as anybody whose fallen for that old trick of "if a plane crashes on the border of the US and Canada" can attest. Shame on her. I should ask which way an egg will roll after the rooster lays it on the roof of the barn.

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From: "prudence demanns" <[email protected]> Add to Address Book
To:
Subject: send your private phone and fax number fast together with your account details
Date: Sat, 23 Jul 2005 20:35:03 +0000


Dear Lary,

Thank for the divine healing in your life,i have been so worried why
have
not heard from you after sending you reply towards your email.

Dear it will not be comfortable for me to see you in person due to
secrecy
of this transaction,i am being monitored by the church because of my
sensitive status.

Bear in mind that all neccessary modalities has been concretely
perfected by
me,the bank is only waiting for the new beneficiary to claim the funds
that
is you,,so all is well there in Amsterdam Holland.Your idea is good in
channelling the funds to TSUNAMI because they are seriously
experiencing
torment,but i still have that feeling for less priveledge ones outthere
in
African as God directed me to do.

Thanks and may God bless you for your insight.

I want you to urgently forward me your ,bank details where the US$50M
will
be transfered into for safety and your private phone and fax number to
enable the bank communicate with you officially.

Thanks and act fast.

Yours Sister in Christ,

Prudence Demanns.


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Date: Mon, 25 Jul 2005 12:57:00 -0700 (PDT)
From: "Larry Flynt" View Contact Details
Subject: Re: send your private phone and fax number fast together with your account details
To: "prudence demanns" <[email protected]>


Dearest Prudence:

I am so sorry to hear that I will not be albe to meet you in person. Of course, if I was a member of your church, I would certainly be keeping tabs on someone who stole 50 mil from our coffers as well.

Prudence, I still feel that it is of paramount importance that we know each other a bit better before we proceed with this transaction. I am a very sensitive man, who knows how to handle millions of dollars. You can ask any of my friends, and they will tell you that I can be trusted with huge sums of other people's cash. My favorite color is chartreuse and I drive a Toyota Smegma. I work at the fudge packing plant here in Mississippi.

I see that you need my personal phone number, it is 206-495-6510. I do not own a fax machine, as the last fax machine I had was a GE product that has been in the shop for repair for the last 9 months.

Please let me know if you need any other information, and send me your personal information back soonest!

Calvary Funk Blessings,
Larry Flynt


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From: "prudence demanns" <[email protected]> Add to Address Book
To:
Subject: thanks and act fast.
Date: Mon, 25 Jul 2005 20:10:36 +0000

Dear Lary,

I understand your sceptical in this opportuned and golden transaction
verey
very apprehensive but be rest assured that this transaction is
substantail
and real,all actions in this transaction has to be hastened up to avoid
any
observation in the church accounts.

I am just 29 years and single not married,looking for the real man by
myside.


I need you to hurry up and send the remaining information,banking
details,home or company address and make immediate provision for a fax
machine for your easy communication with the bank in Holland.

Thanks and God be you daily.


Yours Prudence:


Prudence has a dream! Not quite as profound as Martin Luther King's, but a dream nonetheless.

Quote:
From: "prudence demanns" <[email protected]> Add to Address Book
To:
Subject: GOD IS IN TOTAL CONTROL.
Date: Tue, 26 Jul 2005 11:20:52 +0000


Dear Lary,

Good day Lary,i dreamt when intruders trying to afflict this
transaction few
minutes ago but with the divine power subjected in my life,i overcomed.

Please and please be careful and don't listing to any body concerning
this
worthwhile and opportuned wealth,a great opportunity we can not afford
to
lose in life.

Kindly reach me with this new email address for safety of this
transaction
([email protected]) be alert and fear not, God is in total
control .

Thanks and send the bank details fast.

Yours Prudence.


Looks like its time for some colorful pseudonyms.

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Date: Fri, 29 Jul 2005 11:48:42 -0700 (PDT)
From: "Larry Flynt" View Contact Details
Subject: Re: GOD IS IN TOTAL CONTROL.
To: "prudence demanns" <[email protected]>


Dearest Prudence!

Blessings of the modality to you! It turns out that my sickness wasn't quite as healed as I had thought. Fortunately, I got a hot beef injection from Dr. Fingers at the Scientology Free Health Clinic and I should be out of the woods and ready to mount our transaction. Praise be to Jehovah!

That dream of the intruders is very troubling, indeed, Prudence! Do you think that somebody is trying to get into our trust fund? 50 million is a lot of money, Prudence. Especially when it should be going to the African victims of Live 8 and not some fraudstar. If all that money was stolen from us, Prudence... my God! What would Bob Geldolf say? What would the late Rev. Hugh say for that matter?

To ensure the greatest secrecy, I propose we assume pseudonyms in all future communication. You shall refer to me as "Rock McMeatnozzle" and I will call you "Tuna Cave". If you do not see those terms in the email, it is not from me. And if you do not refer to me as "Rock McMeatnozzle", then I will assume that the email is not from you and call the police in Atlanta to look for your body. Anybody who would steal our money is capable of murder, Prudence. We must be careful.

Sincerely,
Rock McMeatnozzle


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From: "prudence demanns" <[email protected]> Add to Address Book
To:
Subject: mail from Tuna Cave/send your information fast
Date: Fri, 29 Jul 2005 21:11:14 +0000

Dear Rock McMeatnozzle,

May God bless you for your email,i have almost lost hope in you that
you are
not willing again to help me in this opportuned deal.I thank God for
keeping
you alife till today,i believe your are fully back on your normal fit
again?please make sure you take good care of yourself my dear confidant
in
this deal.

My greatest happinesss today is that you are so cleaver to come up with
key
code for securement of this deal to avoid all this intruders having
field of
people defrauding them everyday,one will be too careful.

Back to real deal,i want you to forward your full name,home or company
address,private phone and fax number and your banking details where
this
huge amount of money US$50M will be transfered into for safety.

Upon the recipet of this information today,i will immediately forward
them
to the bank in Amsterdam Holland for the release of the funds into your
account yet to produce.

Kindly act fast to avoid unforseen and unexpected happening that may
jeopardise this deal.

Thanks for your fast action.


Yours Tuna Cave


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Date: Mon, 1 Aug 2005 14:22:38 -0700 (PDT)
From: "Larry Flynt" <> View Contact Details
Subject: Re: mail from Tuna Cave/send your information fast
To: "prudence demanns" <[email protected]>


Dearest Tuna Cave:

I am truly puzzled by your last email. I have already sent you my home address, and yet you are asking for it again? May I ask why? May I also ask why we cannot meet in Atlanta to discuss this most important transaction?

It occurs to me that dealing with this much money is not a child's play. Therefore, I would feel much better if we had our modalities completely in place before exercises our synergy and investing in a whole new modality paradigm!

Sincerely,
Rock McMeatnozzle


Quote:
From: "prudence demanns" <[email protected]> Add to Address Book
To:
Subject: you need to act fast and send the requirements.
Date: Tue, 02 Aug 2005 07:58:12 +0000


Dear Rock McMeatnozzle,

I must confess to you that i have been so worried and despressed not
heard
from you all this while,understand that deal of this nature requires
constant communication to enable hitch free success of this opportuned
deal.

Really you sent your home address to me but it is not enough to
transact
this deal,your mobile phone and fax number,and your banking details is
urgently and highly required to enable me forward it officially to the
bank
in Holland for the release of the funds US$50M in your favour.

Seeing you point blank can not hold as i have ssincerely explained to
you
before ,i am being occupied with my mates in the church,so i can not
afford
to recieve a phone call in an open office.

Kindly work in full accordance with me in this deal so our dreams will
come
through as desired,wasting time is not suppose to be observed to avoid
any
observation,we really need to act fast to transfer the funds out the
bank in
Holland to your safe bank account in usa.

Thanks and get back to me including my request.


Yours Tuna Cave


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Date: Wed, 3 Aug 2005 09:06:20 -0700 (PDT)
From: "Larry Flynt" <> View Contact Details
Subject: Here are your requirements!
To: "prudence demanns" <[email protected]>


My Most Precious Tuna Cave:

I am so sorry to have made you worried! I have been undergoing intensive colonic therapy under the care of my good friend, Dr. Hugh G Rection. He says that my sickness is progressing nicely. I don't want you to feel sorry for me, because I made a deal with God that if He would heal me, then I would preach the good news of Chthulu to all the nations.

Sometimes I feel like you aren't paying attention to me, Tuna Cave. I have already told you that I no longer have a fax machine. It was a GE product, and it got really, really hot whenever it was plugged in. It had settings for light and dark, but never had a telephone keypad as I am told many modern fax machines use. I must tell you that here in Mississippi, fax machines are considered so 5 minutes ago, especially when you consider the worldwide pervasiveness of the internet and the ability to send documents by recompiling your Linux kernel using a GNU 3.2 open source modality!

Secondly, I have already given you my phone number. It is 206-495-6510. I am not sure why this is so hard to understand.

Now then, here are my full bank details as you requested! Thank God this will be risky-free and we can get the money to the Ecuadorian emu farmers as soon as possible. If you've seen the news, I'm sure you've heard of the plague of oncomycosis that is devastating the llama populations of Ecuador! This money will go to find a cure, Tuna Cave! isn't that exciting! Anyway, here is my full bank details:

First National Felch Bank
666 Fisting Boulevard
Cornhulio, Mississippi

My account representative is Mr. Gary Busey. I have several accounts at the bank: a Roth no-load mutual saving account, a tax deferred 419(fu) retirement fund, and of course, my monthly welfare checking account. Which do you think would be the best to launder your stolen money with?

Keep up the funk!
Rock McMeatnozzle


As you might have figured out, my "fax machine" is clearly a toaster. Stay tuned to see if Prudence/Tuna Cave is as clever....

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PostPosted: Wed Aug 03, 2005 9:18 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Nah, she's dumb... I've been playing with her too! And some of the lines she fell for... It ended rather abruptly when I made some interesting, if lewd, suggestions in her direction...
Have fun! And tell her Father Sidney says hi....
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 04, 2005 1:42 am Reply with quoteBack to top

As always..........great bait Larry.



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PostPosted: Wed Aug 10, 2005 8:38 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Prudence is a lippy little shit. I don't recall begging her for "sass-mouth" in any of my previous correspondence. Just look at that subject line. Insubordinate wretch.

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From: "prudence demanns" <[email protected]> Add to Address Book
To:
Subject: you are not a serious business man.
Date: Wed, 03 Aug 2005 16:59:56 +0000

Dear Rock McMeatnozzle,

I can really understand your jokes,if you are really sure to help me in
this
deal,kindly send your account number,maybe you are not financially
capable
to recieve such a huge amount of money in your possesion i guess that.


Tuna Cave


Time to smack my bitch up.

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Date: Wed, 3 Aug 2005 10:52:05 -0700 (PDT)
From: "Larry Flynt" View Contact Details
Subject: What is your problem?
To: "prudence demanns" <[email protected]>

Prudence Tuna Cave

You have a lot of attitude for a woman who stole several million dollars from her church. Now I asked you a simple question. That is, what would be the best account in your experience to put the money into? Is this question so hard? I really am starting to wonder if this transaction will be risky-free or not if this is how you choose to talk to your business partners.

Rock McMeatnozzle


Obseqieous little mugu, aren't you?

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From: "prudence demanns" <[email protected]> Add to Address Book
To:
Subject: i am so sorry Sir.
Date: Wed, 03 Aug 2005 20:11:10 +0000

Dear Rock McMeatnozzle,

I am so sorry for being rude in my last email to you,this was due to
pressure mounted on me,i couldn't help the situation,so desperate to
make
sure that this funds US$50M gets to your account of your choice in no
distance time by God's grace.

You shouldn't be asking me the type of account i feel this funds should
go
in because you know fully well the account that is good and solid to
accomodate such a huge amount of money.

Thanks and please send me the account number you prefer to enable this
deal
accomplishment as desired without any further delay.

I expect your urgent reply soonest.


Tuna Cave


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Date: Wed, 10 Aug 2005 12:25:19 -0700 (PDT)
From: "Larry Flynt" View Contact Details
Subject: Re: i am so sorry Sir.
To: "prudence demanns" <[email protected]>


Prudent Tuna Cave:

I hereby accept your groveling apology. I have been praying all this past week for the fortitude to take your money, and I believe that finally through the modalities of our lord and savior, Jesus Jones, I am ready to accept your stolen church money.

Please don't ever take my correspondence as a joke or a child's play again. That would make me angry. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry.

I have decided that my 419(f-u) tax-deferred mutual savings account shall be the recpient of your blessed funds. My account number is 968636923326, under the name Larry F. Flynt at the First Felch Savings and Trust. Please endeavor soonest to get the funds to my account, now that I have forgiven your previous outrageous transgressions.

Sincerely,
Larry Flynt

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PostPosted: Fri Aug 12, 2005 9:04 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

So sorry about the poor Rev. Hugh. Being on foot on Ponce is quite dangerous and I can think of only two reasons the good reverend would be there. Both involve types of commerce I am sure his flock would disapprove of.
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