Short but sweet ......

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Posted: Wed Jul 27, 2005 12:29 pm

Usual bollox email ........

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Dear Friend
May I crave your indulgence to open this business discussion with you by
an informal letter of this sort? It is pertinent that a business of this
Magnitude should have commenced properly with a formal meeting
between You and us to enable both
parties..................................................................................................
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.(YAWN)................................................................................................
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... to any other part of the world where it will be easy to claim the items. If
this proposal meets your interest please get back to me immediately by
email on my linkmail**@yahoo.com) giving me your your complete
address to enable me give to you further details on how we have planned
to carry this operation smoothly.

Your urgent response waited

Yours faithfully
Mr. John Williams.
Frankfurt Germany
linkmail**@yahoo.com

I nearly fell asleep reading through that drivel - so my mistake when I
replied was perhaps understandable ......

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�Forgive the question - but are you saying that you want my help to
steal this money from the bank ?�

He bites -

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Dear Noel Gallagher ,
�� First let me start by correcting the impression about where the money is .Infact the money is not in any bank,if you go through my email very well you will find that I said I work in a security company and the late son of the former Iraqi leader made a deposit in our company declaring the consignment as family valuables.
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So all I am telling you is that nobody knows the content of the box although you may call it any name you want to call it.
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So what is required is to get the change of ownership which I can do provided that you are ready to accept my offer and help and assist.
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So if you� are interested� indicate by responding so that the sharing formular can be discussed.
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Note the business is risk free as a� I� am in charge of the loadgement during the time of deposit.
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Looking forward to your urgent response.
�
God bless.
�
John Williams

This could be fun - so .......

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�Ah - OK - my mistake - on looking back at your first email I can now
see that we are stealing from your security company and not the bank -
now I understand completely. This makes me feel much better as I got
caught once for bank robbery and the judge was not impressed (I think
he kept his money there).
I also agree that we should name this box (for security reasons) so
that people will not realise what we are talking about. We should
call the box Fred.
So - how do we get Fred out of there ? Can you slip Fred under your
jacket when you leave for home, or is he too big ?
Noel�

No reply - so let�s see if we can tease one out of him ......just sent him this .....

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cat got your tongue ?
NNA GI NA ARA MKPURU AMU YOU MUMU PASS YOURSELF.ODE
BURUKU,OLOSHE,OLORIBU,IYALAYAEH,NNEGI WU AKWUNA NNAGI WU ONYE OHI,FOOL
LIKE YOU.
NNE GI NA NNA GI NA UMUNNEGI NILE NWUKWA ODE BURUKU. NNE GI BU
AKWUNNA. NNA GI NA ARA MKPURU AMU. AMU JIE GI. AGWO TUPIAKWA GI ANYA.
EGBE BURUKWA UMU GI. AMA NNA GI CHIEKWA. CHINEKE KPOKWA GI
OKU.ooooooooooooooooooo
ONYE OHI,IGAGHI AHU IFE OMA NA NDU GI.KA M JUO GI?MUGUA OBU NNE GI KA
OBU NNA GI? OLEE I HE INA EBERE AKWA,MOOOOOMOOOOOOOO.UCHU GBA KWA
GI,ONYE AJI IKE NSI,IHERE ADIGHI EME GI,OTULE DI KA GI.
AJI OTU NNE GI OOOOOOOO. O GI KA M GA EJI EME YA, GI NA UMU NNE GI

Now we wait .......... Very Happy

Posted: Wed Jul 27, 2005 10:28 pm

well - that didn't take long .......lol

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otu nne gi.
dont u know ur wife is my bed mate u thief.