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Hamm On Wry
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 07, 2005 6:29 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I decided to clear my catcher account out with some insulting emails, so I worked up 3 scripts, One christian, one Iraqi, and one generic muslim.
First the christian one
Quote:
You ought to be ashamed of yourself!
You are a miserable 419 scammer who is shamelessly using greed,
sympathy or religion to steal from and victimize people whom you have
never met.
Exodus 20:15 says "Thou shalt not steal"
You pretend to be who you are not, in order to take what is not yours.
There is no excuse for it, poverty does not equal dishonesty. Repent
or never taste the joys of God, the Lake of Fire awaits you at the end
of your life.
Reverend Walter G. Mitty


Then the Iraqi one (for someone using an iraqi scam)
Quote:
You are a rotten bastard building lies upon the bodies of innocent
Iraqis and causing Americans and Europeans to scorn the Iraqi people.
May Allah cause your skin to fall off your bones so that your lying
body can rot in the streets of Mosul.
You are a pig, son of a sow and a boar. You are unclean in the eyes of
Allah and will never enter paradise. You will spend eternity as a
servant and sex slave to the jews and infidels.

Have a nice day
Ibrahim al Fisal

Then the generic Muslim one
Quote:
You are a rotten bastard building lies upon the bodies of innocent
Muslims and causing Americans and Europeans to scorn the Islamic people.
May Allah cause your skin to fall off your bones so that your lying
body can rot in the streets of Jerusalem.
You are a pig, son of a sow and a boar. You are unclean in the eyes of
Allah and will never enter paradise. You will spend eternity as a
servant and sex slave to the jews and infidels.

Have a nice day
Ibrahim al Fisal


This was going ok, until I got a reply back from a SA lad. He writes:
Quote:
DEAR Walter Mitty,

Look!! ,if there is anything I hate in this world that should be insult.How there you insult me because I made a business proposal to you.What do you mean by SCAM.What scam got to do with this business.This is a business I gave you in confidence with the believe that you will never let me down in any way.because every legal documents backing this money will be provided by the bank and ministry justice here in South Africa.

Incase you don't know,money is being taken out of Africa on daily bases.This is because there is wars and series of wars going on in the Continent.So top Government and Military Officials use the opportunity to send money abroad.The Issue of scam was designed by South Africa Government to discourage people from oversea from accepting stolen Government money from them.

In our own case,late, PVITON G. WALTER was a well known Miner.He egaged in an legal Diamond mining where he made billion of dollars.His a/c was scarttered all over the continent .At a time he almost dominated African economy.Unfortunately ,he died misteriously without a WILL.I was fortunate enough to spot out this money in one of our periodic auditing .

I am not telling you this to convince you because it is a matter of choice,but I believe that nobody sees this type of opportunity and play with it.

So if you are not willing to do this with me you hands off completely so that I will look for another serious and more purposefull partner because this business is my life !!!!!

Waiting to hear from you.

Regards,
Mike Ebere


He had such rightous indignation that I decided to move him over to the active file so that I could play with him a bit longer. That is, until I got another email from a totally different person with a different IP... Take note of the content:
Quote:
Dear Walter Mitty,



look!! ,if there is anything I hate in this world that should be insult.How there you insult me because I made a business proposal to you.What do you mean by 419 scammer.What 419 scammer got to do with this business.This is a business I gave you in confidence with the believe that you will never let me down in any way.because every legal documents backing this money will be provided by the bank and ministry justice here in south africa.



Incase you don't know,money is being taken out of Africa on daily bases.This is because there is wars and series of wars going on in Continent.So top Government and Military Officials use the opportunity to send money abroad.The Issue of scam was designed by

south africa Government to discourage people from oversea from accepting stolen Government money from themI am not telling you this to convince you because it is a matter of choice,but I believe that nobody sees this type of opportunity and play with it.

waiting to hear from you,

Regards

Corad Smart.


It just goes to show that the lads have a script for all occasions....

I am going to tell them that I was just testing them.... Let the fun begin!

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 07, 2005 2:07 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

moved as per posters request

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 07, 2005 2:44 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Some of the indignent responses from the lads and ladettes:

Quote:
dear man of God.
if you are not intrested you forget if . but i want to assure you that this
business is 100% real thank


Quote:
Reverend Walter G. Mitty,

Man of god, who told you that My client is lieing nor scamming? .

He did not steal the money nor trangress in anyway but we are running
from our laws that was put by opressors.
Why have have a rething and read this

http://www.thisdayonline.com/nview.php?id=21790

And get back to me for you to see that there is no atom of lie but we
are only soliciting for your help to your fellow man who needs you at
this time.

If there are sammmers, I am not one for if everyone is possessed by
the spirits, who will then shout alleluyah?

Awaiting your urgent response.

Barrister Muyiwa Ige.


Quote:
Dear

Thank you for your Advise and I pray that may the Almighty God Bless you
Amen.


And the best one so far...short and sweet:
Quote:
Dear Rev,

So exactly what are you saying?

I have done absolutely nothing ok? I only dangled an apple to you and it is left for you to take or leave it ok?

Faruk Bello


More to come (hopefully, since i whacked something like 150 with this modality)

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 07, 2005 3:05 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

The one from Barrister Ige was too good to pass by without a more advance slap of rightous indignation. I had told him earlier that his "civil servant: client was a thief who needed to be horsewhipped and deserved every bruise that he received from the EFCC...

Quote:
Anyone who can amass a N17.7 billion fortune as a civil servant is a thief. He has stolen from the people of Nigeria. He has probably been in on these scams taking bribes and kickbacks. He surely did not make a fortune like this as an honest Police Director.
He should be hanged as an example to all who would besmirch the names and reputations of honest Nigerians.
His attorney who would defend this thief needs to be hanged along side him.
Rev. Walter Mitty


This Barrister is almost as good as a real one in denying his client's guilt and building dream castles in the air:
Quote:
Walter Mitty ,
Thanks for your mail for my client is a reputable man and did never
neither was he convicted of any crime nor connive him with anyone.

He has bussiness and his wife also comes from a rich family.

Think again and respond.

Barr.Muyiwa Ige


So I reply back

Quote:
be that as it may, you are attempting to illegally sneak money out of the country in violation of Nigerian law. That makes you a crook, as well as the client whom you are representing

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 07, 2005 7:29 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

A new lad is heard from

Quote:
Hello Walter, Thanx for your mail and may the almighty God bless you.
i will be happy if you can try to see if this transaction is real or not.
Bye have a wonderful day
Henry seely


Oh my gawd!!! I seeeeeeeeeee!!!!!

It's not real Laughing

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 08, 2005 5:50 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Quote:
Dear Rev Walter,
I want you to know that am not a fraudster i need this funds to help the less privilegde too.so please if you are ready to proceed with this transaction read carefully and get back to me you can back off if you suspect any fowl play i need somebody like you that is god fearing to see this this through with me not somebody that will run with the funds i have seen people that is ready to help but am scared of what they say.You can see from mine passport to know who you are dealing with am an honest person.Please dont insult people you dont know because of what others have done you are a man of god so you dont have to jurge people like that.Have a Bless Day Am Waiting to hear from you.


He sends a Chinese passport....notice the passport number!
I guess that the govt there has his number Laughing

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 08, 2005 6:01 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I wonder what makes me think that this was originally sent to a lad by a baiter..... Rolling Eyes

Plain to see here why not to send anything to these scumbags, they'll recycle everything they get...

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 08, 2005 6:03 am Reply with quoteBack to top

And of course, where would we be without the lost sheep bleating for salvation and seeing the error of their ways?

Quote:
Hello Reverend Walter G. Mitty,

Compliment to you, How are you? and your family l hope your fine in the lord? if so thanks be to God who all glory shall be to,

Dear Rev l most tell you that after reading your reply to my mail l fill the power of the lord in me, that is why l am replying you this mail, please my dear Rev how can you to save me from this 419 scammer business that l am doing, l need your help so that l can inter into the kindom of God, l went home and read (Exodus 20:15) , So my dear father in the LORD l will like to know your church and your country if you are in my country l will like to be going your church so that God will save me,

Thanks

your John. A. Uche,

N/B: PLEASE REV ALLWAYS REPLY ME AND GIVE WHERE I WILL BE READING IN THE BIBLE


So of course the good "reverend", filled with compassion answered. AND preached an email sermon... which was actually not to bad, if I may say so myself....

Quote:
John;
I address you as John, even though I know that you do not use your
real name. Nevertheless, it is what I know you by.
If you are truly serious about wanting to leave the life you are
leading, you must first be totally honest, not only with me, but with
yourself. I cannot save you, and you cannot save yourself. The bible
says that "all of our rightousness is as filthy rags". The only one
who can save us is Jesus Christ.
Let me tell you a familiar story from the Bible. Jesus was speaking to
a group of people one day, when a large crowd came down the street
pushing a woman who had been caught in the act of adultry. She was
probably a prostitute that the Pharisees had decided to get rid of to
show their rightousness. Of course, the first thing that comes to mind
is... Where is the man? Adultery takes two, from all I have heard.
Anyway, this woman knew that she was going to be killed, after all,
the LAW said that those caught in adultery must be stoned! They threw
her in front of them, she was naked and bleeding. The "good women"
spat at her and threw filth on her. Little children knew about her
fate, probably threw pebbles at her for sport. There was no
forgiveness anywhere in that crowd!
They came around the corner, and they ran into Jesus and the people
that He was teaching. The pharisees saw Jesus....and they hated Him.
They decided to try and trap Him. They threw the woman down in front
of Him and said "Master"..... Did you ever notice that those who hate
Him the most call Him Master....with a sneer in their voice?
"Master, this woman was caught in the act of adultery. Now Moses and
the LAW says that she must be stoned. What do YOU say.....Master?"
They thought they had quite the trap set for Jesus. If He said to let
her go, then he was ignoring the law, and would share her fate. If He
said to stone her, why that would not be showing Love. Jesus just
squatted down and wrote in the dirt....ignoring them. They got angry
with Jesus! He was ignoring these important men!
"What should we do with her...Master?" Jesus just looked at them and
said that they should stone her, but "Let he who was without (this)
sin cast the first stone" He then sat back down and drew in the dust
some more. What was He writing? I do not know, but it might have been
the names of their adulterous lovers. Whatever it was, it shamed them
so badly that, one by one, they dropped their stones and left.
The woman was lying there in the dirt waiting for the stones to crash
down on her. Jesus covered her nakedness and lifted her up, asking,
"Woman, who condemns you?" She looked around and saw that all of the
people who wanted her dead were gone. "No one Lord" "I see no one!"
Jesus told her "Neither do I condemn you. Go your way and sin no more"
John, one day all of us will be like that woman, sooner or later, we
will be naked, stained with our filth and sin, cast down at the feet
of Jesus. If we come to His feet now, we will be forgiven our sins. If
we ignore His call and reject Him, we will still end up naked and sin
stained at His feet, but it will be too late. The blood of Christ shed
for us on the cross and His holy baptism cleanses us of our sins. This
is the only way that we can ever be acceptable to God. When we are in
Christ, the Father looks at us and sees Jesus, the one who took our
punishment, who wore our shame.
Ther is a man in your country who I would like you to contact. He is
the President of the Lutheran Church of Nigeria. His name is Rev.
Xxxxxxxx Xxxxxx. His email address is [email protected] and
his phone number is 234-803-xxxxxxx. He or one of his ministers will
show you the way to escape this life you lead and bring you into the
joy that belongs to the Lord. You may print out this email or forward
it to him with my contact information.

I will be praying for your future.
Walter


That was real contact info for the real Reverend, but I gave him a heads up and forwarded the emails and my real ID to him.. After all, this really is his baliwik, and lightning has been known to strike.....

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 08, 2005 1:47 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

"Tafa's Lawyer" gets back to me... I have been staedily abusing this guy, telling him that his client needs to be hanged, and him right along side for representing such a crook....

Quote:
Walter Mitty,
I want you never to think that we are committing sin for there is no
such things.
He own the money legally and suddenly a law was enacted, are you
saying that we should have allow this last money that the whole entire
family of my client depend to go in vain?

Man of god, Think again and know that it is written, SEEK AND YE SHALT
FIND, now that I have found you, why not assist me and let your fellow
man have his peace again?.

Awaitung your urgent response.

Barrister Muyiwa Ige.


So my "urgent response" is this:
Quote:
"why not assist me and let your fellow man have his peace again?."

Simple... Because you are not a lawyer, you do not represent the former police chief, you are just another crook 419 scammer sitting in some dingy fly blown internet cafe thinking that you can convince me otherwise.

Somehow I have ended up on the mailing list of every scammer in West Africa, South Africa, and the middle East. I get more of these letters than you can send out. It takes hours a day to go through my email box each day. Do you think that you are the only so-called "attorney" who has brought this story/script to me? You are just one of about a dozen. All of them protesting innocence, claiming to represent the former chief. Most of them had the common sense to give up once they are exposed. I will not fall into your phoney transfer trap, all I will do is heap abuse on you every time you write. If this is what you like, I can accomodate you, but you have been forewarned, so you have no one to blame but yourself.
Mitty

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PostPosted: Sat Jul 09, 2005 9:27 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Opus, Did you overprint fake all over the passport or did it come that way? Of course I suspect that you did it for the usual good reasons, but it seems that the baiter who furnished it would also have done the same.

It would be amazing if the lad sent it to you that way.

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PostPosted: Sun Jul 10, 2005 3:53 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Master Zen P.
I did it myself.... But you know, as much as we tell people to not send usable stuff, a lot of baiters still do Sad It could also have come from a baiter who is not affiliated with this site, since there are a ton of scambait sites out there, and many of them are not as careful or ethical as we are here.

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PostPosted: Sun Jul 10, 2005 4:23 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I love that Walter Mitty story you try to put there Laughing . Honestly though, they recycle everything. I got that Wang Qin passport at least 7 different times.

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